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Autechre

When: 
17 March 2010
Where: 
The Wardrobe, Leeds
Comments: 
20 years on, Autechre still prefer the after-hours nightclub setting, despite their maturing fan base and knack for un-danceable beats. As uncompromising as ever, they don't 'do some old', or even play the gorgeous new LP. Instead, just after midnight, they pummel us with 70 mins of semi-improvised, thunderous bass and beat madness written specifically for the tour. Oh, and they play completely in the dark, there is literally nothing to see, which doesn't stop most of the audience trying. The only way to appreciate it is to shut your eyes and surrender to the growing intensity and attempt to find patterns and hidden melodies..of which there are many. This makes the beery nightclub setting all the more incongruous. A few hardy souls attempt a 'dance' as the music approaches something resembling a groove only to morph into the sound of a circus falling down a spiral staircase again. So, as ever, frustrating, eccentric but utterly compelling and quite brilliant...contrary buggers.
The Audience: 
Mostly of Word-reading age, some Females and not all of them dragged along by their partners. Lots of people with little rucksacks. A surprising lack of foamy-mouthed rave monkeys. A few earnest 'IDM' types trying to peek at the racks of equipment.
Food & Drink: 
Lovely Japanese meal at restaurant round the corner, and a well known brand of Spanish Lager at the Gig. The gig was quite loud so it did feel like you were eating raw binary data as well.
It Made Me Think...: 
What a gulf there is between the live act and their records. If they mixed the two and added some visuals they'd be unmissable. It's all strictly underground, Autechre prefer their orchestral manoeuvres..in the dark.
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Shutter Island

When: 
18 March 2010
Where: 
Cineworld MK
Comments: 
Flawed but still well worth the money and not at all the let-down some reviews would have you believe. It starts as thriller and you do wonder what Scorcese will do to the genre - but still the twist at the end completely took me by surprise. Some of the early scenes involving the wife's ghost have a deliberate and very 'staged' feel but benefit from it. I was surprised when I checked my watch at the end that it's quite a lengthy film and I'm not sure (again, contrary to some reviews) that you could meaningfully trim all that much off it. Di Caprio is very good but - perhaps a mark of how good he is - he doesn't quite nail the part: I can't put a finger on it but he doesn't seem to show the horror or cruelty in some of the Dachau flashback scenes. As ever with Scorcese, the soundtrack and camera work is top notch. Well worth a trip to your local multiplex.
The Audience: 
Hurrah! No mobiles, no twerps more intent on chatting through it than watching it and admirable civil behaviour all round.
Food & Drink: 
A very nice Ask pizza beforehand.
It Made Me Think...: 
Indeed, it did.
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Impacted wisdom tooth extraction

When: 
17/03/10
Where: 
NHS Hospital
Comments: 
'Sorry for the wait, did you hear the news earlier?' says our nurse, a South African, 'we're short of beds and they want to close 10,000 more.' That morning I'd been busy following the pre-op instructions to 'please have a bath or shower before attending your operation', wondering who needs to be told this stuff. Not nice, middle-class boys like me; I don't go to the corner shop without having a bath. The bed shortage is why we have to wait, so for now I sit reading Word, and I get through Tony Visconti and Writing a Super-Hit before we follow the nurse up to the ward. There, I put on my little nightie and read about Wendy Fonarow, and I'm still wondering why she's called a book about UK indie 'Empire of Dirt' as they wheel me 'into theatre'. 'I could tell you were nervous cos you just stuck your head in your magazine,' says the group joker when we're back on the ward and surfing the after-effects of the anaesthetic. Our nurse looks like she's seen it all before. No doubt she has.
The Audience: 
A mixed crowd, most of whom seem to have vast experience of sitting in hospitals, and are practiced when it comes to complaining about the fact.
Food & Drink: 
Nil by mouth, I'm afraid. At one point, an unseen old gentleman in the ward next door makes such a revolting sound that our group joker quips, 'I was hungry, I'm not now.'
It Made Me Think...: 
Oh, about mortality, all that.
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Chris Rea

When: 
18/03/2010
Where: 
Newcastle City Hall
Comments: 
This was a flawless performed set by Middlesbrough born Rea. The set favoured blues numbers such as 'Easy Rider', ‘Work Gang’ and 'Electric Guitar' but there were enough of his radio-friendly hits such as 'On The Beach', 'Josephine', 'Let's Dance' and 'Stainsby Girls' (in which he bizarrely broke into the riff from 'Alright Now') to keep everyone satisfied. There is no doubt that Rea is the master of what he does and prefers to let his guitar do the talking but a little more interaction with the crowd to whom he hardly spoke all night, wouldn't have gone amiss. Two disappointments for me - he didn't play 'Steel River' the song about his hometown just down the road where thousands of steel workers have just been laid off and its performance and dedication to them would have been hugely appropriate. The second is the sheer awfulness of the City Hall as a venue. Yes, the City Hall has history, but next tour think of the acoustics, think of the audience and book your show at the Sage.
The Audience: 
Good mix of male and female. Sadly most of us were the wrong side of fifty... Strangely no merchandise on sale. Perhaps they don't make stuff in our sizes anymore?
Food & Drink: 
The usual warm lager and chaos in the bar.
It Made Me Think...: 
What a hovel the City Hall is. Cramped seats, awful access (especially getting out), high stage, rails on the balcony to obscure your view. More artists need to book either the seated or standing hall in the near perfect Sage about a mile away.
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Enemy of the People

When: 
12/03/10
Where: 
Crucible, Sheffield
Comments: 
Playing up Ibsen's surprisingly good ear for comedy likeably bumptious Dr Stockmann (Anthony Sher) discovers that, thanks to its polluted water, the health baths which he helped to develop, are killing more than curing. Naively thinking he will be acclaimed as a life-saving hero, his manipulative brother (John Shrapnel), the town's mayor, soon introduces him to the political realité. The good doctor calls in favours from his circle of “freethinking” friends to get the truth out. But all of them - including the local newspaper editor (the brilliant Tristan Gravelle) a Hattonesque left-winger who rapidly reveals that he is not as committed to his high principles as he seems - soon desert him. Backed into a corner, Stockmann entrenches into a progressively more extreme view of human nature. This timely production explores a lot of current issues including how isolated idealism can transmute into extremism and why truth is the first victim of political news-management
The Audience: 
Standard Crucible crowd checked out the multimillion pound refit. The biggest change seemed to be comfier cushions, which will be welcomed by snooker fans I would expect.
Food & Drink: 
The bar is now a little bit more swanky.
It Made Me Think...: 
As we approach the election period, Christopher (Dangerous Liasons) Hampton's translation highlights many cadences with modern Britain. This would appeal to anyone who likes political dramas like Our Friends in the North, and State of Play.
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The Scaremongers

When: 
12/03/10
Where: 
Bar 1:22, Huddersfield
Comments: 
Simon Armitage is a reluctant frontman. He's either shoe-gazing, looking weary or singing side-on to his wife and co-singer 'Speedy Sue'. Lugubrious? He makes Jonathan Meades look like Graham Norton. But he has reason to look po-faced. The sound for The Scaremongers' first hometown gig is a bit ropey - one guitarist in the eight-piece battles against feedback, the other fights to be heard, while Armitage's vocals - soft, undeniably Yorkshire and distinctive as his lyrics - drift in and out.
The Audience: 
The band don't appear until 10.45pm by which time half the audience, who nearly drowned out the support act with their gabbing, have left - leaving less than 100 people.
Food & Drink: 
Regulation black-walled gig bar with a pillar in the middle. Decent selection of booze for these sorts of places, with a real ale on.
It Made Me Think...: 
When it all comes together The Scaremongers are wonderful, honorary members of the class of C86, plus June Brides and Brilliant Corners. Derailleur sounds like James's Sit Down, You Can Do Nothing has a sing-a-long chorus about Yorkshire boundaries.
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Mary Gauiter

When: 
Saturday March 13
Where: 
Mossvale alt / country Festival Gippsland Victoria Australia
Comments: 
Lovely rural park, 90 minutes from Melbourne. Eilen Jewell and local cuntry hero Kasey Chambers were headliners but for me Mary was the highlight. Such a tough, gruelling life that you can see on her face and in her attitude. Eloquent and melodic in voice her guitarist Ed Romanoff was complemented to good effect,as a one off by Chambers' dad Bill on slide and mandolin. She featured quite a bit of her new albuim the Foundling, about her adoption, tracking down of her mother and her mother's inability to deal with the encounter.How gruelling to sing that song- Goodbye- every show. I asked her how she did it and she replied well its not just my story I am telling it for may adoptees. Confessional it may be, but done with great musical talent. She reminded me of Steve Earle- high praise in my book.
The Audience: 
mix of country folk there for Kasey Chambers and Melbournites down for Mary or Eilen .
Food & Drink: 
Local ,award winning pale ale - Gippsland Grand Ridge reasonably priced and chilled
It Made Me Think...: 
that takes a lot of guts- my life has been a soda by comparison
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The Fleshtones

When: 
12/03/2010
Where: 
Centre Cultural Gerard Philipe, Calais, France
Comments: 
The Fleshtones Have No Shame. This is very important. Contemporaries of the Ramones, they have sold approximately 0 records over the last 35 years but this makes no difference whatsoever. Nor does the size or enthusiasm of the audience. No, The Fleshtones just flat out go for it all the time. Thus tonight we see, in no particular order, guitarist Keith Streng & bassplayer Ken Fox locked together and running round in small circles whilst playing each others instrument over each others shoulders, singer Peter Zaremba being ritually stripped of his sparkly stage shirt to reveal another even more sparkly one, the band forming a human pyramid to play one song, doing another from the floor while forcing selected crowd members to perform sit ups, wild leaps across the stage, James Brown-esque mic manouveres, sudden freezes into classic rock'n'roll stances and congas through the venue without dropping even a single note of their supercharged rock'n'soul. All you can do is surrender.
The Audience: 
In a dodgy community centre wrong side track wise & patrolled by security men with dogs, it's Calais' 150 hipsters, several small children & 3 people from England. Combined age of total audience possibly slightly less than that of band.
Food & Drink: 
Dispensed from behind a table - beer, water, wine & "boissons energetique". Not a crumb of food for miles.
It Made Me Think...: 
that there's nothing much better in the rock & roll arena than seeing a band just doing what they love & what they utterly believe in. It's even better if they're funny & deadly serious both at the same time.
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Dave Gorman

When: 
Sunday, 7th March 2010
Where: 
Newcastle Theatre Royal
Comments: 
Dave Gorman’s recent comedy has concentrated on real stories (Googlewhack, Are You Dave Gorman?, America Unchained) but his current tour sees a welcome return to traditional stand-up and is a reminder that intellectualism can still deliver laughs. The aforementioned shows saw him concentrate on bets and pranks for his material despite it being obvious that Gorman is an intelligent man. In this show adulthood steps in to push the inner child aside as Gorman knows as an adult, he should act as one to gain the respect of his peers. This of course proves a promise that is impossible to keep. Gorman’s storytelling ranges from mild and courteous to intense and angry, culminating in the rage pouring out to hilarious effect. Laughter coursed through the audience like blood pumps through his veins. At well over two hours of stage time he offered outstanding value. Gorman will make you laugh to the point of crying. Crying will make your stomach hurt and what is pain if not a constant tickle?
The Audience: 
More or less a 50/50 spilt of male and female. No hecklers. Pleasant.
Food & Drink: 
Beer and ice creams were available during the interval. I didn't partake in consumption.
It Made Me Think...: 
How good a comedian he is since his last show "Googlewhack Adventure" in 2003 and how does a comedian form their material? Also, what technique did he use with his comedy to engage the crowd for so long? Speech? Attitude? He is a great storyteller.
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deadbelgian

When: 
Thursday March 11th 2010
Where: 
Que Pasa, Liverpool
Comments: 
As the name suggests, deadbelgian play reinterpretations of Jacques Brel songs (and also throw in a couple by Jake Thackrey). Alternating between French and English, singer Fionnuala Dorrity lives the songs as Brel did - coquettish during "Madeleine", passionate in "Ne Me Quitte Pas" and tortured in "Au Suivant". The band clearly take their image seriously - unlike rock guitarists swigging from a beer bottle, accordionist Matthew Wood sips a glass or red wine between songs. Musically they almost have a rock edge - the conclusion of Amsterdam had more power than many heavy metal songs.Highlight of the set though was the concluding "Le Moribond", a rousing and upbeat version which will cast out memories of Terry Jacks and Westlife for ever
The Audience: 
Took a little while to warm up. Ranged from studenty types to ageing beatniks (there were more than a few black polo neck jumpers on display)but were all in the main regular followers of the band.
Food & Drink: 
A lager drinkers paradise - whether your tipple is Carlsberg or Staropromen, but no real ale for the bitter drinker (although I'm assured it's under consideration)
It Made Me Think...: 
Why don't more bands use accordions? And whatever did happen to my Jacques Brel CD?
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Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers

When: 
21st February 2010
Where: 
Grand Ole Opry, Glasgow
Comments: 
Roger Clyne is an impressive frontman, who lives and breathes his tales of dusty borderlands, Mexican Banditos and love, lust and longing. His extravagant strutting and impassioned vocals are supported by Refreshments drummer PH Naffah, a picture of concentration as reggae, ska and Mariachi rhythms weave in and out of the rock mix. His vocals are an essential part of the marvellous four-part harmonies, joined by Nick Scropos, his fluent yet solid bass lines the perfect counterpoint to Clyne’s ringing Telecaster and new-boy Jim Dalton’s majestic guitar hooks. The 2010 version of RCPM still has fire and energy, but somehow has more of a maturity about the sound. The timing of the complex song structures has always been something to set RCPM apart from the competition, but they now have confidence to pause for a moment longer, wringing out even more emotion from the tunes, before slamming into the instantly memorable choruses.
The Audience: 
For RCPM's first UK tour, a healthy crowd of rowdy diehard fans, quietly interested musos and bemused Opry regulars: some resplendent in their Stetsons, possibly toting six-shooters.
Food & Drink: 
Possibly the cheapest bar in Glasgow. Whisky at 93p. No food, but plenty of kebab houses and decent restaurants around.
It Made Me Think...: 
After bringing a touch of stadium-rock to the Opry, and seeing the mountain of amplifiers shoehorned into a tiny minibus, I couldn’t help but think that their next tour will certainly be in less humble surroundings.
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The Phenomenal Handclap Band

When: 
10 March 2010
Where: 
Cargo, London, EC1
Comments: 
Their self-titled, Summer'09 debut LP having insinuated itself like an inserted hypodermic, it's a surprise to find Williamsburg's finest Mamas and the Papas-meet Dexter Wansel-meets Hawkwind heptet playing at this relatively modest venue. TPHB manage to sound and look like they're from the past, while somehow at once feeling entirely now and next. It's a neat trick that affords their performance an air of familiarity and instant appeal, with little run-up before their almost-evangelical zeal has the place jumping, arms aloft.
The Audience: 
Hipsters and hangers-on. Almost comically averse to clapping along despite the band's exaggerated encouragement. Given their name, well... that's Shoreditch for you.
Food & Drink: 
Dinner of fish pie and mushy peas, with sticky toffee pudding and clotted cream to follow and several pots of tea at very excellent The Albion on Redchurch Street before the gig. They also do a mean breakfast.
It Made Me Think...: 
How happy it made my wife, Lacey, that I dragged her screaming off the couch. She loved the show.
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Kathryn Williams

When: 
6th March 2010
Where: 
Purcell Rooms, London
Comments: 
Kathryn is extremely pregnant and hormonal. 'The next song is very quiet so if the man in the second row who keeps talking could go to the bar for a glass of shut-the-fuck-up....'. Being such a goodnatured soul she later apologises for any offence. She's backed tonight by the band who helped her make her new record and its all a better experience for it as she seems far more relaxed and able to concentrate on her vocals which hit all the high and low notes. Her friends play beautifully with guitarist Leo Abrahams adding some great ehoey guitar and experimental sounds to her older material. Her dottily funny in between song banter just cements the charm and earthiness that flows through her songs. Look out for her new albums of kids songs and songs about inventions which includes 'Noble Guesses' about the periodic table. She muses at one point that its a shame she can't afford to have this band everytime she tours. I concour as they bought out the best in each other tonight.
The Audience: 
Quiet and respectful apart from that one fella. Oh and a mad lady who insisted on telling Kathryn she had first heard her on 'Woman's Hour'. Might have been Jennie Murray.....
Food & Drink: 
Overpriced but yummy wusabi peanuts and some mineral water. Woo!!! Saturday night!!! Wooo!!!
It Made Me Think...: 
that watching a preggers lady singing 'Candy Says' puts a whole new spin on the lyric 'I've come to hate my body and all that it requires in this world'.
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Alex Horne

When: 
Sunday 7th March 2010
Where: 
King's Lynn Arts Centre
Comments: 
A bit of a weird show due to the apathy of the West Norfolk public, only 30-40 people turned out on a cold Sunday night to the show, a shame really because they missed a treat. Alex Horne is a warm, engaging "safe" comedian who very rarely swears (and gives you advance warning when he does) yet his gentle ramble through his attempts to get a word into the dictionary is a show that deserves more than King's Lynn was prepared to give him. Full marks however to Alex who just got on with it despite the fact that it was inevitably costing him honk to put the show on. The technical hitches when he accidentally switched off his laptop (should have used a Macbook - they restart quicker) and the extraordinary consumption of microphones, he broke two, added to the amusement of the sparse but dedicated audience.
The Audience: 
was so small that by the end of the show Alex had spoken to most of us and knew nearly all of us by name.
Food & Drink: 
KL Arts Centre has a village hall feel, staff wander along the side of the stalls at the interval with waste paper baskets for empty ice-cream cartons! Unfortunately due to an FPO imposed diet I was unable to sample the wares on this occasion.
It Made Me Think...: 
Were you aware that Natasha Kaplinski is 6 foot 2 inches tall?
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woamdelaide 2010

When: 
march 5-8
Where: 
adelaide botanic gardens
Comments: 
Apparently one of the few profitable Womads and 17 or so years on it's a shame they have spread themselves too thin. From every second year and 3 days ,leaving a public holiday to get home interstate, it is now every year and a 4 day festival - that' 0.375 of the original potency by my calculation ..and it shows. Aussie bands headlining , street theatre billed as scheduled acts.High points -hypnotic brass, Dean and Britta, Mamadou Diabate , Djan Djan featuring Diabate on kora , Aussie slide gun Jeff Lang and indian tabla player bobby singh. 90 year old Ravi Shankar and daughter headlined today in a valedictory tour but I missed as I could only manage 3 days away.
The Audience: 
Hippies, ferals,yuppies ,Adelaide liberal gentry,deluxe prams dliettantes and veterans
Food & Drink: 
Quite good- world food as you would expect. 30 bucks ofr a bottel of good adelaide red plus 10 bucks deposit on the bottle
It Made Me Think...: 
if it aint broke.....
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