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Posted by torrential1 on 3 July 2009 - 4:10pm.

Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

Surely the headline of the year so far?

"Cheryl Cole Works on 26th Birthday"

Captain Underpants | 3 July 2009 - 5:37pm

Just kill me now.

Molesworth | 3 July 2009 - 5:43pm

what a way to go.

Killed by "fake" prostitutes...

Your wife is at your bedside as your life ebbs away, not knowing whether to show pity or contempt and your final words are

"but she was a *fake* prostitute...it's you I love"

Expect your grave to go untended

Sheev | 3 July 2009 - 5:51pm

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