is called Saudades de Rock. Apparently it's prononoumnced Sow-dodge.
Yeurrgghhh.

Fuck Off Then

Fiona Apple's

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing before he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right

Apple claims to have written this as a self justifying poem, but really there is can be no justification (self or otherwise)for this kind of behaviour.

oh you know the one.

Aoxomoxoa

+ High School Musical 3 - aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

The Cosmos Rocks, Queen and Paul Rodger's new album, hurry and buy while stocks last.

The Chocolate Invasion by Prince

Lots of "scat" singing on that one, probably.

Rave Un2 the Joy Fantastic by Prince; Put In2 The Bin Puhlastic more like.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15116_20-worst-album-titles-all-time.html

In addition, anyone interested in Beyonce's "B-day"? Or you can take your pick from anything by the Police.

Boney M's "Boonoonoonoos" is truly baffling, but for sheer teeth-grinding slapability, I'd say it was a toss-up between Smashing Pumpkins' "Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness", and Westlife's "Allow Us To Be Frank".

is abominable. I always hated Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water by Limp Bizkit. Fnaar fnaar. retch.

...surely takes the prize for exhibiting the most breathtaking amount of pretension. As for Marc Bolan, 'Prophets Seers And Sages- The Angels Of The Ages' is also smirk-inducing.

Heavy metal has had some staggeringly awful album titles; Dragonforce's 'Ultra Beatdown' springs to mind, though Metallica's 'Death Magnetic' isn't much better as a title.

In the 'Allow Us To Be Frank' category, see also Robbie Williams' swing album, with the groansome title 'Swing When You're Winning' (a pun on an earlier album title of his...). This can be found at a boot sale/charity shop near you.

I have an old copy of Mojo where an irate reader wrote in to berate Charles Shaar Murray's effusive review of 'Be Here Now', finishing with the legend 'Was There Then'. That wasn't anyone on this board was it??

The titles 'The Essential Michael Bolton' or 'The Essential Barry Manilow' fill me with dread.

Dear old Marc Bolan seems to be chalking up a fair few entries here. As well as "My people..." and "Prophets..." in 1974 he also treated us to "Zinc Alloy and the Hidden Riders of Tomorrow".

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

Pompous arses.

and Jonathan Livingston Seagull ( I think) show Neil diamond is definitely more of a singles artist.
It's Better Than Working by Mud always seemed a tad ironic in a way I'm not quite sure of. Dylan's last three albums whilst decent have had fairly boring titles imho like Modern Times, Love and Theft and Time Out of Mind. Funnily enough my mates' other half went to see Dylan a couple of years ago and complained after he 'didn't play enough from Essential.' It took us a while to work out what she meant - an album title shared with a lot of artists.
Oh, and Still The Same by Rod is a bog-awful title.
The Limp Bizcuit one is probably the worst album title ever though. You'd be hard-pushed to come up with any more infantile/more off-putting. (Not that I needed any encouragement to be put off)

they don't come much worse than Listen Without Prejudice (volume 1)

I hate the notion of the self-titled album. "We named it after ourselves! It's all about me, me, me!" If they don't have the imagination to come up with an album title, how are they going to manage to fill 40+ minutes with original music and words?