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Posted by Carwash Casteneda on 3 May 2008 - 10:45am.
Little Red Courgette...
any more fresh (or indeed frozen) vegetable / pop classic pun-age out there..?
no, i can't think of any either... but this one made me laugh cider through my nose so for that reason alone it's worth sharing..
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Pepper's got a brand new ruta(bag)a
Since you bean gone
Give peas a chance
Swede Caroline
give me a minute, I'm sure there's more...
Neil Young's
Like A Haricot.
The Smiths - That Artichoke Isn't Funny Anymore.
If you're going...
to san francisco
be sure to wear cauliflowers in your hair...
like a haricot - genius!
To marrow
never knows?
really struggling now....
Real ones?
Is Sprout and the Bean by Joanna Newsom too obvious? Also Sia does a song named Sweet Potato.
You could have Franz Ferdinand doing Take Me Sprout (closely allied to Blowin in the Wind, I suppose).
The Jam
"Come on boy, come on girl, cucumber to the beetroot surrender...."
*groans*
Tears For Fears...
'sprout.. sprout... let it all out
Or even.. Twist And Sprout.
Or even.. Twist And Sprout. I'll get me coat.
hang your head..
in shame, young man... never darken this blog again.
twist and sprout is GENIUS!
The Divine Comedy...
...Becoming More Like Alfafa.
Neil Diamond - Swede Caroline
Bob Dylan's "Sad Eyed Lady of the Leilandi" disqualified on herbaceous grounds, however Hawkwind's "Silver Aubergine" may just make the cut. Or slice, as it were. We'll draw a discreet veil over The Beatles' "Tomato Never Knows" shall we?
This is an old college game..
..my mates and I played for many years. I put up a whole page of them on my website a long time ago. Not just veggies though, the whole world of cuisine - here
Sorry about this but...
Prince - Alfalfa-bet Street
The The - The Beet-en Generation
Marillion - Kale-ee
(There's also Neutral Milk Hotel's King of Carrot Flowers (Parts 1, 2 & 3), if you want to do it properly.)