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World Ends Wednesday (Big Bang Songs)
Posted by David Wright on 8 September 2008 - 8:23pm.
According to the dear Daily Mail,our dear planet could be sucked into a black hole, when scientists crank up the massive Hadron Collider (large tumbler dryer constructed deep beneath Geneva) on Wednesday. If so, it's been nice knowing you all, I raise a toast to all the fine members of the Word Parish and would quickly ask for your choices of apocalyptic songs. A few to finish with:
1) The End-The Doors
2) I Wish We'd All Been Ready-Larry Norman
3) Old Man Atom- Vern Partlow
4) How To Disappear Completely-Radiohead
See you on the other side.
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It has to be ...
X-Ray Spex - 'The Day The World Turned Dayglo"
"The X-rays were penetrating
Through the laytex breeze
Synthetic fibre see-thru leaves
Fell from the rayon trees ..."
the upside
The upside would be at least no blooming Daily Mail from then on . Yet somehow I wont be canceling the milk .
A bit obvious but...
R.E.M. It's the end of the world as we know it?
How about
as I've suggested elsewhere
Geek love by Bang bang machine
Pixies
'This Monkeys Gone to Heaven' obvious one though it's more eco-disaster than an atomic thing. 'Into the White' may be more pertinent - blasted into oblivion beyond night and day perhaps, could be one interpretation.
Being Sucked
by Wire
Another Wire song
This is the way the world really will end, piece by piece
It's called Reuters
Our own correspondent
Is sorry to tell
Of an uneasy time
That all is not well
On the borders
There's movement
In the hills
There is trouble
Food is short
Crime is double
Prices have risen
Since the government fell
Casualties increase
As the enemy shell
The climate's unhealthy
Flies and rats thrive
And sooner or later
The end will arrive
This is your correspondent
Running out of tape
Gunfire's increasing
Looting...
Burning...
Rape...
Rape....
The end of the world
was a genuine concern to me as a teenager in the early 1980s - with Reagan at the helm it seemed a very real possibility. I remember being scared to death after seeing 'Protect & Survive' which was shown by CND in a community hall near my village. I think it was the matter-of-fact tone that freaked me out. Watching it in that environment, with tea and biscuits served by bearded men in earnest knitwear, simply heightened the terror!
I decided then and there that the best thing to do on hearing the legendary '4 minute warning' was to get in a car and drive very fast TOWARDS the likely nuclear target - the soundtrack for my last four minutes was to be Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along The Watchtower".
Where do you drive to if there's a black hole in Switzerland, and how long will it take to get there? Should I opt for something snappy by the Ramones, or 'Tales From Topographic Oceans'?
Cold War Men
Yes I remember being scared in the eighties too, the Falklands War was quite a worry at one point, particularly when Russian war ships appeared in the region, nobody quite knew what was going to happen.We were also made to watch the film "Threads"; fellow pupils left the classroom in tears as Hull was wiped out. On a more cheery note, living near Fylingdales, I would be the first to go if World War Three ever becomes a reality
Boom Boom Out Go The Lights
might do the trick
Set The Controls
For The Heart Of the Sun
The Neutrons
Black Hole Star album.
Still I can't help but get annoyed by the lack of scientific rigour employed by The Mail. Nothing like a good scare story centred on something they won't even take the time to try to understand. I suspect they do understand, but like to run a good scare story. What they forgot to add was once the torus is in operation it will automatically open a cosmic gateway between eastern Europe and somewhere in the Midlands through which thousands of immigrants will flood.
See you all Wednesday evening.
Dreadful Mail
Guess the Mail is trying to shift a few more copies with its scare tatics. Wouldn't it be great if a black hole was created which just sucked in the Daily Mail office!
Dreadful Mail-bashing
Where did I read this?:
“The LHC is, arguably, the most impressive machine ever built by Mankind.
But a few people are convinced that it should never be turned on. A lawsuit has been lodged at the European Court For Human Rights by a small group of maverick scientists.
They claim there is a small - but not zero - chance that when the LHC is activated it will create either a mini-black hole which would fall into the ground and swallow the Earth from within (scenario one).
Or, even more bizarrely, trigger a catastrophic chain reaction in the very fabric of space and time itself, which would rip apart the entire universe like the skin of a bursting balloon (scenario two).
Bizarrely, this group, led by a German chemist called Otto Rossler, are using the European Convention on human rights to argue that, should the LHC destroy the entire Universe, it would 'violate the right to life and right to private family life.“
and, wrapping up a detailed generally excited piece about the experiment that does a good job of explaining the complicated science involved to the lay reader:
“So is there really a chance that the scientists have made a terrible miscalculation and that their new toy could inadvertently kill us all?
Happily, the simple answer is no. CERN's scientists have in fact commissioned several safety reviews (such as those that have taken place before other big particle accelerators have been turned on). All have concluded that there is no measurable risk whatsoever.”
Er .. The Daily Mail. Hardly the negative, hysterical panic-mongering coverage that you accuse the paper of. The piece may have teed up with the “are we all going to get blown up?” angle but so has every newspaper, TV and radio report I’ve read or heard on this story. Its the obvious tag, based on a legal attempt to have it stopped which all the other media have reported too, but it‘s just as quickly and emphatically dismissed in the Mail as it elsewhere.
Mail-bashers always accuse the Mail of distorting the facts to arrive at a twisted, prejudiced truth. Isn’t that exactly what you’ve done here?
Why not try reading the pieces.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/moslive/article-1025725/Solve-meaning-life-Th...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1052309/MICHAEL-HANLON-Ar...
These LHC articles
are probably the only articles run by the Mail in the last 10 years that haven't accused the Labour party of some form of political witchcraft, the EU of bonkers nanny lawmaking or bossy Johnny foreigner tendencies, or the Home Office of running shoddy border controls.
There's no doubt that the paper can run sensible, well researched, articulate features on stories of great public interest. Sadly, there's also little doubt that they are the fish 'n' chip wrapper of choice for the average little Englander.
I think it's the latter of these brand attributes that peeves people.
Peace
Come on guys, the world's about to end.
Can't we all just get along?
Nicely put Mr V.
Perfectly reasonable point. What's wrong with the Mail in a nutshell.
Gosh!
You're not related to Paul Dacre by any chance?
Guys and gals
A female friend of mine used to work for the Mail, and she still seethes when recalling the time Dacre opened his after-dinner speech one Christmas with a big thank you to all the staff "and their wives".
The Final Countdown
I'm going out with this version played at full volume
1 Album You Must Hear Before You Die
I've decided I want to spend my final hours (i.e. Tuesday evening) with Terry Hall. He has the air of a man who knew what was coming all along and therefore wouldn't get hysterical.
A lot of his brilliant album with Mushtaq, "The Hour of Two Lights", has a wonderfully ominous and apocalyptic feel to it. Here's an example - "A Tale of Woe":
http://tinyurl.com/6a7ylk
How about
'Kiss Your Ass Goodbye' by The Game
Swans - The Great Annihilator
Michael Gira set out to make music that would destroy the body. Early Swans shows were played at volumes liable to make the audience physically ill. His obsession with the disintegration of the physical form at the hands of indifferent universal forces also permeated into his lyrics.
The Great Annihilator - a song with a raging cosmic hurricane at its centre - begins with a single warped note, stretched to a point where it suddenly snaps back into place; the stored energy driving the cacophony as it hurtles forwards.
Gira takes the role of a disspassionate observer, his intoned, overlapping musings concerning the nature of time and the universe, spared the immense gravitational forces that distort the backing vocals. It ends with ferocious, militaristic drumming, the music fading out and then back in again.
I think this should be the LHC anthem.
Swans – The Great Annihilator
“One second burns for a billion years
And time is relative
And light is physical
We feel your body
We feel your feelings
We see the eye of god shine through the citadel
And space is empty behind the universe
The past and future were simultaneous.
Inside your body we feel your emptiness
The light we breathe in is your unconsciousness
And your body disappears,
Burning backwards through the years
And in your hands time was made
And through breathing
You'll erase it
But we can see forever.
Before love and hate
And we will fall right through the wall
of the place where we were made
Right into the open mouth of the great annihilator”
YES YES YES
A great album. A great song. A very affable man (in person)
Tuesday night, 23:59 p.m. Geneva time.
Radio CERN: ...
and now here's Barry McGuire, with "Eve Of Desctructi
gotta be
Muse's Starlight..."black holes and revelations"
Hawkwind
Quark, Strangeness and Charm. Very relevant if you are up on your QECD.
I guess "things can only get better" would be appropriate too seeing as it is by astrophysicist Prof. Brian Cox (and the rest of D:Ream).
Way Down In The Hole
Tom Waits.
Preferably the version on "Big Time".
Peggy Lee
Is That All There Is?
Why does the world keep on turning..?
Why indeed...Skeeter Davies asked in "The End of the World "
Nothing Important Happened To Me Today
I listened to The Today programme at 8.30 on the drive to work as the big tumbler driver was switched on. It was quite exciting as we were told ing my car to be sucked into a black hole at any moment. I kept preying this would happen as I drove very very slowly to my office. Imagine my disappointment, when I made it too work as normal and found myself with a pile of Yellow Pages adverts to deal with. How routine and normal, I was hoping to find myself on a new planet, drinking alien tea with John Lennon and Bob Dylan robot clones.
Don't be fooled.
Don't be victim to a false sense of security, they are just running tests at the moment.
The big wallop won't happen for a week or two yet; once they've pushed a few protons up to 99.9999999 percent of the speed of light a few times, tried the brakes and the steering, and made sure it's all switch-onable and offable, then and only then will the gates of Hell be opened.
Geneva gets it first, Paris goes before London, and then the inexorable suck will spread all the way to Much Binding In The Marsh and beyond, gaining speed as it spreads. Wave as you go down.
"We've Only Just Begun"?
Radio Stars or YYY?
Either the Yeah Yeahs Yeahs with Bang or more likely the Radio Stars with Nothing Happened Today!
Nothing like a big machine programmed to fail to DANGER! If the sceptics are right the last words from the scientists we're ever likely to hear are "we told you so..."
Still, the last night of the proms is on the telly and Britain will be saved.