from a song I and a mate attempted to write in the late 80s
It was called 'Cliche' and included many of the phrases above, and these three:

Cuts Like A Knife
Never Felt So Low
Out of My Head

(There were probably others, but I can't remember)

We got the words, just never got round to coming up with a tune, a melody, a riff or anything. It was basically just a list.

Noel Gallagher?

...add:
We're gonna make it, girl

or

Girl, we're gonna make it

... to never hear "school" rhymed with "golden rule" ever again.

"Hold on"
...to what? It's never made clear is it?
Oasis are repeat offenders here, surprise surprise.

I get SO tired of hearing the phrases "gorging on the bloody human feast" and "zombies puke pools of rotten entrails". But then I suppose we just can't deny the lasting influence of Autopsy on the current top 40.

Can't wait to hear JLS's cover of Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium.

you might just end up with unpopular songs.

Rhyming the words "high", "fly" and "sky" (Yes, Noel. You are very guilty here)

The phrase "Sweet surrender". "Crash the yoghurt-truck", however, is a perfectly acceptable replacement.

Are clearly the way forward

Anticipatin'.

Yes well now you're here, have you anything else to add?

Rhymed with rearrange.

Lazy and tortology. That's an opinion, by the way, not another suggestion for the list.

Twenty years ago I came to the conclusion that all song lyrics that include the word "reality" are a bit suss. Nothing has happened since then to change my mind.

crops up more often than you might imagine.

...rhyming with 'confusion', please.

....I'll add 'London' and 'Calling'.
Didn't even have the good grace to sell more copies than Buggles.
I'll get me coat.

Morning Light
Far Away Towns

WTF?

from workin' hard from 9 to 5 to bring home my money to keep you satisfied and buy you diamond rings (and things) I read that list and it just makes me wanna make sweet love to you all night long. But I can't; I have to pay my dues and get ready for the weekend first. Which is what my mama said to me.

highway
gasoline
city (when pronounced citay)
action (when pronounced ak-shon)
give/giving it one more try
sweet love/lovin'
do me (as in 'why d'ya do me this way')
satellite

It's got everything, just need some grooves to go with it. not sure about the sweary part though.

any mention of a 'line' being crossed, reached, held, etc.

Any talk of calling someone must not use the phrase "called me/you/him/her on the phone" - nobody says that in real life.

Had an irrational dislike of any songs which contained the word "Cadillac".

hot rods ?

...from a Beyoncé song, featuring Kanye West?

Use of the phrase "cuts like a knife" is indeed the mark of an impoverished lyrical imagination. I mean, what do we use to cut things most times? That's right, a knife. So to say "cuts like a knife" carries no resonance whatsoever, it's the lyrical equivalent of hydrogenated vegetable oil-pure filler with no nourishment value whatsoever.

with your oceans, mountains and rivers I could go forever with out anyone being anywhere near a valley.

And 'break of dawn' is past its shelf-life.

and any song with the word 'clowns' in it

Appears to contain every cliche known to man

[INTRO]

Whhooaa, whhooaa, whhooaaaa

I get the same old dreams, same time every night
Fall to the ground and I wake up
So I get out of bed, put on my shoes, and in my head
Thoughts fly back to the break-up

These four walls are closing in
Look at the fix you've put me in

Since you been gone, since you been gone
I'm outta my head, can't take it
Could I be wrong, but since you been gone
You cast the spell, so break it
Oooohhh - Whhooooaaa - Ooooohhh
Since you been gone

So in the night I stand beneath the back street light
I read the words that you sent to me
I can take the afternoon, the night-time comes around too soon
You can't know what you mean to me

Your poisonED letter, your telegram
Just goes to show you don't give a damn

Since you been gone, since you been gone
I'm outta my head, can't take it
Could I be wrong, but since you been gone
You cast the spell, so break it
Oooohhh - Whhooooaaa - Ooooohhh
Since you been gone

[INTERLUDE]

If you will come back
Baby you know
You'll never do wrong

Huhhhhh

Since you been gone, since you been gone
I'm outta my head, can't take it
Could I be wrong, but since you been gone
You cast the spell, so break it
Oooohhh - Whhooooaaa - Ooooohhh
Ever since, you been gone

[GUITAR SOLO OUTRO]

Since you been gone, since you been gone
I'm outta my head, can't take it
Since you been gone, since you been gone

[FADE]