...met, Paul? You seem to know me so well.

On a semi-serious note, I felt there was a distinct lack of photos of contributors on these pages, so, modesty notwithstanding, I posted my own. Whereas we're free to have a pop at Robert Palmer, John Alderton, Heston Blumenthal, Keith Allen or other Word staffers, a lot of the readership seem surprisingly coy about their own appearance. Having said that, I'll hold my hands up and admit that I stumbled at the last and resorted to a suitably disguised version of self from several (alright, about seven) years ago.