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Why Looking At The Latest Pop Chart Depresses Me
When did it happen ? remember when the best was also the most popular, when The Beatles sold the most records admittingly Strawberry Fields/Penny Lane possibly the greatest single ever was kept off the No1 spot by Englebert Humperdink but they still sold more records than anyone else.
But what has happened to our culture ? why were for example XTC and The Go Betweens not massively successful and when did this schism in our society occur.
Why is Dido top of the charts ? on the rare occasions I have heard Dido it is the most bland tedious, experience and don't get me started on Leona Lewis Bleeding Love it all seems so bland why does bland sell so well ? AC/DC arggh Nickleback double Arggh
Where is great pop music with wit and intelligence like Squeeze,Madness,The Smiths or The Pet Shop Boys ?
I remember being excited by the charts when The Jam went straight in at Number 1 with Going Underground it was or seemed a big event,who cares about the charts now ?
Maybe society is so fractured, Maybe it's the generation gap
Maybe all the creative intelligent people have gone into creating computer games and not music.
Is it because the accountants took over the music business ?
is it music journalists fault ? why is music is so serious these days ? maybe calling musicians artists is the reason they are meant to be treated seriously ?
I note Portisheads album is the best of the year in Uncut now don't get me wrong I have nothing against Portishead but they are hardly going to get me up jumping and dancing and laughing around my living room are they ?
I will end with the lrics from XTCs Funk Pop A roll
Funk pop a roll beats up my soul
Oozing like napalm from the speakers and grill
Of your radio
Into the mouths of babes
And across the backs of its willing slaves
Funk pop a roll consumes you whole
Gulping in your opium so copiously from a disco
Everything you eat is waste
But swallowing is easy when it has no taste
They can fix you rabbits up
With your musical feed
They can fix you rabbits up
Big money selling you stuff that you do not need
Funk pop a roll for fish in shoals
Music by the yard for the children they keep
Like poseable dolls
The young to them are mistakes
Who only want bread but they're force-fed cake
Funk pop a roll the only goal
The music business is a hammer to keep
You pegs in your holes
But please don't listen to me
I've already been poisoned by this industry!
thank you and goodnight rant over
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The Recession
...may help.you need bad times to envigourate the youth into action.Plus we have a generation of computer game playing couch potatoes who would rather sit in their rooms then go out to gigs.the middle classes have taken over album buying as the kids steal theirs, so consequently the didos and blunts of the world will top the charts in the future along with bland greatest hits packages released for the umpteenth time in flashier formats.
long live the recession.we may be skint but at least there's hope for the future.who knows a new Clash may arise.....
Absolutely
I hate to say this but the last great period of British musical creativity was presided over by Margaret Thatcher. Should be bring her back do you think? Watching the X Factor and listening to Radio One almost convinces me it is. Almost...
Oi!
Leave us accountants out of this.
You are probably right of course. Especially with EMI now in the hands of financiers. I could not believe that the Beatles would ever leave and sue the very British label.
Sign O The Times
Yesterday
I took part in a radio discussion about music on BBC Radio Wales alongside Rhydian's uncle and the main man from Only Men Aloud. I maintained that, although both these acts could sing and were technically adept, they were uninteresting, unimaginative and didn't extend pop music in any way. I ventured the Super Furry Animals as examples of 'interesting' and 'challenging' pop which was also tuneful and entertaining. No one phoned in to support this view. All the callers thought I was bonkers. They simply had no idea where I was coming from and seemed to think I was 'jealous' of Rhydian and that dumb choir. That's what you're up against. The sheer lack of curiosity and disinterest of the majority of the public.
But then again I suppose if everyone loved XTC the world would be a spooky place.
I love Super Furry Animals
What I would like to know is how many records have great bands like SFA,XTC, Go Betweens The Divine Comedy etc actually sold in the U K.
One other point is are too many records released to keep up with I have just read a review which recommends cds this year by White Denim,The Dirtbombs,MGMT,Hercules And Love Affair,James Blackshaw,Brightblack Morning Light and Los Campesinos.
I have not heard any of these cds and I like to think of myself as being with it music wise.
i've only heard of MGMT on that list
and you could do worse than take a punt on it. have a listen to the tracks 'time to pretend', 'kids' and 'electric feel' on Youtube first though. I think Kids is the best single of the year. There, i've said it!
As for your main point, i've nothing to add. I could be po-faced and say 'the charts don't matter' but secretly I think they do, and it kinda peeves me that they don't really reflect the world the way they would have a number of years ago. For instance, remember that song 'Your Woman' by White Town. That was only ten years ago, and there's no sodding way in hell that would get within an asses roar of the top twenty today, and whilst the X Factor shite might well reflect the zeitgeist at the moment (Gawd help us) it's the quirky stuff that should count too, and it's constantly getting lost.
I don't know
how much dosh SFA make but I don't reckon it's much. I keep seeing members of the band coming out of the launderette up the road quite regularly with black bin bags of washing. Can't imagine Britney doing that somehow.
AC/DC are a great group.
I'd much rather listen to them than stuff like Madness which has dated pretty badly. Putting them in the same bracket as Dido and Portishead is a bit daft.
The Jam? Some fantastic stuff but some of it was a bit po-faced. The Enemy sound exactly like them if you want a group like them but not them.
The point about AC/DC was their mass appeal
In this way they can be linked to Dido. I have never been a heavy metal fan so I have never understood AC/DCs mass appeal or the dressing up as a schoolboy schtick, but everyone is entitled to their opinion, whatever floats your boat.
The Portishead point was about music journalists and how bloody serious music has become, at least Madness were fun and didn't take themselves too seriously.
Sorry to be a pedant...
but AC/DC aren't a heavy metal band. Never were, never will be. They play rock n' roll, loudly.
The words hair and splitting come to mind
But about AC/DC they were voted the Seventh Greatest Heavy Metal Band Of All Time according to MTV, Heavy Metal,Hard Rock whatever it is I have never been a fan and cannot understand it's mass appeal.
Portishead
It may be great, but it's one of those discs that seems to have slipped out unnnoticed (by me anyway) and there it is as album of the year. Was it rated as album of the month by Uncut, does anyone know?
AGREED
It may be a "Serious" album but the last thing it is is bland or unimaginative like,Dido etc
A request for clarity.....
Forgive me, Mr Face, but is your complaint that the charts no longer contain interesting music in general or that they no longer contain witty, intelligent pop?
For example, would you be pleased if the occasional jazz or folk act made it into the top twenty, or is the music you believe should succeed commercially more specific?
I'm not having a go, if that's what it sounds like, just genuinely curious.
I Would Just Like To See The Best Music Sell The Most
Now I know that what is considered good is subjective but I would just like to see the best music sell the most, whether that is more intelligent witty pop or the best rap,jazz, folk,classical or metal.
I think there is a cultural schism between those maybe you could call it the x factor generation who just accept manufactured unintelligent tasteless pap and those who don't.
Call it cultural snobbery if you want but I don't think it is,I love it when a great intelligent pop band do well in the charts Franz Ferdinand are a recent example, but I see it less and less.
It's all down to the common
It's all down to the common denominator where selling music is concerned.
If it has a strong, simple 4/4 beat, a memorable and singable chorus, and has a easily identifiable subject matter, then you're halfway there.
The production values of the day and the support of your label, for purely financial reasons, and you're getting closer again.
Most people, that's everyone but us real music lovers, just like something they can dance to, the reason Franz Ferdinand did well here, as they wanted to make girls dance and did a good job of it. If your music is challenging in any way then you're up against it when trying to get charted.
There are other factors of course, but this is pretty much the gist.
All of which goes to prove
that we all have differing tastes, you can't please all the people all the time, and the world evolves and moves on.
There is nothing wrong with roasting James Blunt CDs on an open fire whilst sitting back and listening to Chalkhills and Children, but we can't expect da kidz (TM) to want to get Pentangle back into the top forty.
If we can't accept that, then we begin to sound like a 1960s dad:
"You can't even hear the words!"
"Is that a boy or a girl?"
"Turn it down!"
There is a danger
of looking back on the singles charts of old with rose tinted glasses. As a teenager in the 80's I remember feeling genuinely thrilled when acts I considered to be subversive managed to hit the top twenty. It was even more of a thrill to see the likes of Bauhaus, The Bunnymen, Smiths, Cure, Julian Cope etc appear on Top Of The Pops. The reason it was such a thrill was because everything else in the charts was so awful by comparison. The eighties was a decade of real extremes and polarised opinions (and not just as far as music was concerned.) You only have to look at those Youtube clips of the TOTP performances of the above listed acts, and others and look at the expressions on the faces of the audience members as the bands mime. They really have very little idea of exactly what it is they are watching.
Let's not also forget that you had to sell a hell of a lot more records to get a top twenty hit back then, too. My understanding is that today, a few thousand downloads will get you a hit. I was surprised to read that The Kings Of Leon recently scored a number one album and single. Don't get me wrong, I really like them. But I wonder just how many copies they sold.
Thats An Interesting Point
The Rose Tinted Spectacles one,because it is my belief that even the crap pop in the 80s for example was better than what we get in the charts today.
Just check out compilations of pop hits of each decade,in my opinion and I know this is a massive generalisation,the 60s were good almost great, the 70s were the best,the 80s were good,the 90s not so good and the 00s the worst yet.
There still is great pop music of course I mean I love The Feeling,The Shins and The Coral for example it's just that the quirky pop hits from yesteryear seem to have disappeared from the charts for example even the likes of The Thompson Twins, Howard Jones and Nick Kershaw had their cultural value and sold well.
Where are todays pop mavericks and why have they disappeared from the charts ?
In terms of just one example though 69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields was an amazing pop album and yet I cannot recall any of it's tracks making the top ten in Britain.
Run that past me again....
Nik Kershaw...Howard Jones...culural value...?
Yes I know it's Hard To Explain
Nick Kershaw, Howard Jones yes awful weren't they were terrible, but despite that they had a certain cultural value I suppose I would call it cultural background noise although it's terrible it still has a certain quirky appeal.
I mean remember the bald bloke in chains dancing with Howard Jones on TOTP now regardless of the music that was quite a striking image which you don't see these days.
Whereas the cultural background noise these days is so bland so nondescript everyone has to be perfectly airbrushed and so safe.
very rarely does anything unexpected happen.
Have you...
been on the cooking sherry again?
I have seen the latest issue of the Word
Which states that Howard Jones dancer is the worst gimmick in rock and roll history but in the same article lauds Geri Halliwells union jack dress, are we really expected to take that seriously ?
interesting how hardly any of the best gimmicks are from the 00s though isn't it
Glug Glug Glug
Now let me take a random eighties track ah yes Annie I'm not your Daddy by Kid Creole And The Coconuts maybe it's the glow of nostalgia but it sounds damn fine to me.
Character that's it, it has character, vacuous character maybe but character lacking in much music today.
I think I see Fuzzyface's point
I recently bought the Cherry Red reissue of "The Circle And The Square" by Red Box. An album that was first released in 1984. The single "Lean On Me" taken from the album was one of my favourites back then. It was also the most played single on the radio of that year and was a huge chart hit. The album still sounds amazing and there is nothing today that sounds comparible to it.
I would also reiterate my point about sales figures. Into The Gap by The Thompson Twins sold half a million copies in this country in 1984. How many copies has the Kings Of Leon album sold? I'm not sure if sales figures equate to cultural relevance, but the sales figures of the 1980s make today's sales look like a joke.
What has happened to the great single ?
I could list virtually hundreds of great singles from the 60s,70s,80s and even the 90s, when did the single stop meaning anything.
Maybe it was when
Alan Freeman stopped doing Pick Of The Pops on Sunday afternoon.
That's Right Pop Pickers
Rose tinted is perhaps right
I remember hating most of the stuff that was successful in the early to mid-seventies (Mud, Showaddywaddy, the Rubettes, Glitter Band, Sweet, Abba, Slade etc) but now would love to hear songs from most of those bands (except perhaps Showaddywaddy and the Rubettes or the Glitter band for different reasons) as they are just a bit of fun. I'm assuming that people buying today's singles also see those as a bit of fun too.
Artistry
Miles Davis seemed to think that musicians can be either artists or entertainers, and I find myself in agreement with him.
If they choose the former, there will doubtless be more intrinsic benefits in the sense of artistic fulfillment, and getting to basically say whatever you want with your music. But it's a long hard slog with little material reward.
If the latter, there are obvious financial rewards and the chance to have your music heard by millions, but you'll probably never be taken seriously as a musician and also have to make big comprimises.
There are, however, a small group of musicians who manage to straddle the worlds of both art and entertainment. Examples that come to mind are The Beatles and Springsteen. But it does seem to be a VERY small group.
What?
Stop looking at the charts.
If you can't find LOADS of fantastic new music then you really aren't trying hard enough.
Bon Iver
Fleet Foxes
Okkervil River
Elbow
Aimee mann
Jesca Hoop
Emiliana Torrinni
TV on the Radio
Laura Marling
Danny & The Champions of the World
Attic Lights
Brooke Waggoner
Duke Special
Goldfrapp
Iron & Wine
Joan as Police Woman
Josh Ritter
Mercury Rev
Josh Rouse
MGMT
My Morning Jacket
Shearwater
Radiohead
Ray Lamontagne
Felice Brothers
Windmill
Sigur Ros
Spoon
The Week That Was
School of Language
Cat Power
Nick Cave
The National
& on & on & on & on etc
There's stuff here that's as good as anything that's ever been recorded
Yes Of Course
but how many of the above acts got into upper reaches of the charts, whereas it is my contention that in the past quality music regularly topped the charts and that represents a cultural shift.
Old Fogey
I have just looked at the singles chart and expected to say it was full of rubbish, like my dad used to do when I were a nipper. BUT I know most of the acts, recognise a few of the tracks even.
Hang on a pickin' minute. Number 13? Same Difference? They were the irritating brother and sister that got kicked off the X Factor last year. We R One is an enjoyable POP song, in the vein of High School Musical. But still a good pop song. View with an open mind...
http://www.samedifferenceworld.com/grownups/
and if you are in Portsmouth on Saturday they are doing an in-store signing at Asda.
Old Fogey ? possibly
Cultural snob possibly too but I don't think so, as for Same Difference they were terrible on X factor last year and yes I can appreachiate good teen pop even though I myself am not a teenager anymore.
I saw Mylie Cyrus on X factor last week and thought she was quite good for a teen pop star although obviously I would never buy anything by her but I could see her appeal.
But good pop is always a subjective thing and who am I to dictate to people, but it would be nice to see the charts full of the sort of stuff chasandmorph listed.
Sorry
The old fogey is me! My kids used to say I was cool dad once but not any more. I would equally like the young uns to savour the unusual in the charts, as I did watching TOTP when both Deep Purple & Black Sabbath appeared on the same programme. Life changing events - if only for a few weeks.
Get over it
Why do people watch "I'm A Celery Get Me Out of Here" by the million but not "The West Wing"? Why did they buy Engelbert over The Beatles? Why does Wayne Rooney get a 5 book deal while John Steinbeck falls off the radar? Because it's popular. There's no rhyme nor reason to it, it's just the way it is. Why do some people agree with this post while some (if they're honest) would admit to a preference for "Celery" to "West Wing" or Rooney to Steinbeck? It's just the way it is. Move on.
Alright
I'll forget about it the state of our culture is not important.
Who is "our" and what is "culture"?
There's probably someone on a classical music blog right now bemoaning the fact that people prefer XTC over Beethoven. There's probably on a jazz blog bemoaning the fact that people still buy The Beatles but ignore Duke Ellington. It strikes me a bit OTT to talk about a "schism in our society" when we're talking about something that's simply a matter of personal taste. I don't for a moment think that anyone can dictate what is and isn't culture or what other people must or mustn't listen to. (And I love "Books Are Burning" by XTC: brilliant.)
Our Culture is
I guess the collective culture of the nation and the charts is a reflection of the popularity of certain cultural products, it is my argument that in the past quality music sold in large numbers but this has now changed.
There is I believe a schism between those who appreachiate quality music and those who do not, now of course every individual has their own taste but I would like to compare the sales figures of The Words top ten albums,for example, with the sales figures of albums by Take That, Beyonce and Britney.
Why do millions of people not like good music ? I think personally many artists are sold more on image than musical worth and video really did kill the radio star,it is the ultimate in the victory of style over content.
Of course no one can dictate what people listen to, but it would be nice to live in a world where the best sold the most.
But how do you define
'quality music' and 'best' in what's a totally subjective area? And why is your definition more right than mine and less right than someone else's? There's stuff you like, stuff you don't like, a whole lot in the middle and in a few years time there'll be stuff that's moved from one category to the other. C'est la vie.
Bloody hell...
Are we still doing the "all this transient pop rubbish is keeping good music out of the charts" thing? It's all very well asserting that, once upon a time, the best was also the most popular (although, with the odd exception, I'd disagree), but such an assertion is always going to be subjective. For example, how do you think jazzers would have viewed the Beatles or Led Zeppelin? I'll tell you - Oscar Peterson thought the songs of Lennon & McCartney were "unsophisticated" and that, because their melodies didn't lend themselves to improvisation the way the songs of the 40s and 50s did, they were by definition inferior. Buddy Rich famously detested rock music, particularly Led Zeppelin, a band he considered gimmicky and amateurish. So, to presume that there was some kind of widely-held consensus as to what constituted good music back when pop as we've come to understand it was still comparatively novel...well, it's all a bit "rose-coloured glasses" if you ask me.
The charts have always been full of fluff and formula. Sometimes it's good, other times it's pretty wretched, and 'twas ever thus. Anyone yearning for an age when a song like "A Whiter Shade of Pale" would top the charts for weeks on end perhaps ought to consider how many records the likes of Ken Dodd, Vince Hill and the Bachelors were selling around the same time, and maybe take their foot off the pedal marked "selective amnesia".
Rose-coloured specs
are a factor, no doubt, but also there's the reality that the modern idea of pop and rock (established in '60s) is akin to a new world that was there to be explored and many of the most interesting places were discovered quite quickly, in the first few years. By now it's all been thoroughly gone over and visited by many.
Yes tripe has always figured large in chart land. I do think it fair to say there used to be a more interesting mix in top 40 singles - more surprises. But we know singles market is much diminished so looking at the chart of today gives false impression of music that is listened to - it's the wrong place to look isn't it? Why are singles no longer purchased? Well who wants them? You can buy albums for between a fiver and a tenner and no one produces singles that aren't on albums. So the Word approved type of stuff tends to be less likely to get high in the singles chart. It's singles artists who dominate, more than ever before perhaps. Not that good things don't come from those acts. As for quality - well most of everything is crap or mediocre whether it be: corny, manufactured and commercial or experimental/pretend I don't care what anyone thinks of it or serious, tasteful, and 'adult-oriented'. And a little of each of those categories is good and a tiny bit is great.
As for those who don't rate pop and rock as we have know it since '60s - well you can always find those people, some classical music critics for example. But many great minds and distinguished writers and thinkers have rated it and although we will all never agree on what the best records are we do surely agree that great art can come out of this form of music.
This theme has been well chewed over (ad nauseum?) and will be again and again I suspect. It's complicated but interesting too I feel.