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Why is life not worth living?

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Because you've just found yourself blubbing at the end of this week's Doctor Who.....then discovered it was written by Richard Curtis!

The shame, the shame!

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He's good at that

...damn him to hell!

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Black Type | 6 June 2010 - 12:20pm

Sobbing like a baby

at the end*.

This happens more and more as I sidle further into middle age. And not just with Curtis...

*I've just finished watching it on the iPlayer.

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nigelthebald | 6 June 2010 - 5:17pm

I had something

in both eyes! It's come to this - I'm blinking back the tears to Saturday evening prime time TV. Silly old fool that I am. I think it's the manopause.

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Captain Underpants | 6 June 2010 - 9:23pm

They

did warn you at the beginning it was he what writ it. I fell asleep during transmission so have no idea what happened to the monster parrot.

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Beany | 6 June 2010 - 12:31pm

I Sky plussed it...

..so just fast-forwarded to the start. Should have twigged when Bill Nighy appeared, though.

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renkadima | 6 June 2010 - 12:46pm

The unforgettable end of Balckadder

No, time even for a last cunning plan from Baldrick

"Well, I am afraid it will have to wait. Whatever it was, I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here? Good luck, everyone."

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Sheev | 6 June 2010 - 12:36pm

Apart from that ending though,

series 4 was very poor. Just a constant stream of laboured similes.

Series 2 and 3 on the other hand, comedy gold.

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Johan | 6 June 2010 - 1:32pm

contrafibularities

anyone else notice the second ever use of this word in last nights ep?

agree with the above assessment of Blackadder series 4 though - 'as something as a something with a something that something something somethings...' ad infinitum did get a bit wearing

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halibut | 6 June 2010 - 1:44pm

The map

The full scale map of the land taken was a classic scene.

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clivetemple | 6 June 2010 - 7:21pm

3 and 4 are my favourites

Although most people seem to agree series 2 is brilliant. It´s got its laughs, granted, but I don´t think it´s up there with 3 and 4. Love Miranda Richardson as Elizabeth though.

How about the first season? Anyone?

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Ola Claesson | 6 June 2010 - 4:02pm

Blackadder The Third

easily the best of the three ELton/Curtis series.

Though I am perverse enough to like The Black Adder rather more than received opinion, so what do I know?

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illuminatus | 6 June 2010 - 5:01pm

the black adder

i still hold a torch for series 1 - or the 'not funny' series, as referred to by Rowan Atkinson... but he's wrong! The Spanish Infanta, the Witchsmeller Pursuivant, the Duke of Edinburgh '...as Scottish as the Queen of England's tits', the Black....... Vegetable. Although the series peaked with II & The Third. Hell, even 4 has it's moments, eg, 'I'd rather sit on a stepladder in No Mans Land smoking endless cigarettes through a luminous balaclava'.

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halibut | 6 June 2010 - 8:54pm

The famous Blue Stone Of Galveston.....

"It's a famous blue stone and it comes....from Galveston"

"So what you are telling me Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else you have never seen."

I also think series 1 is a lot funnier than it's given credit for.
Contender for best line in series 4? "Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: 'Bugger'."

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MichaelC | 6 June 2010 - 10:53pm

Oh...

...there is SO much to cherish in "...Goes Forth"! Sure, the whole simile shtick gets a little old, but the whole series is worth the price of admission just for Stephen Fry's shoutingly insane General Melchett.

"Security is not a dirty word, Blackadder. [pause] Crevice is a dirty word, but security isn't."

"Behhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Excellent native Cockney wit." [punches Baldrick out]

BLACKADDER: "Would this be the grand plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone's dead except Field Marshall Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan?
MELCHETT: Great Scott! Even you know it! Behh! Bahhh! Bolt all the doors! hammer large pieces of crooked wood against all the windows!"

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Bob | 6 June 2010 - 11:08pm

Although...

..."The Third" is my favourite series. If nothing else, the description of Dunney On The Wold in "Dish and Dishonesty" as containing "four rather mangy cows, a Dachsund named Colin, and a small hen in its late forties" is proof that no-one at the time was writing like Elton and Curtis.

That whole episode is ridiculously good comedy writing.

BUXOMELY: No thank you, your Highness. I dined hugely orf a servant 'fore I come into town.

GEORGE: Er... you eat your servants, sir?

BUXOMELY: No sir! I eat ORF 'em. Why should I waste good money on tables when I have men standing idle?

GEORGE: Why sir, don't talk to me of infirmity! You are the hardy stock that is England's greatness. You have the physique of a demi-god! Purple of cheek and plump of fetlock; the shapely ankle and the well-filled trouser which tell of a human body in perfect working order!

BLACKADDER: He's dead, sir.

(See, I love it enough to have just done that from memory. Sad, sad man.)

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Bob | 6 June 2010 - 11:14pm

Blackadder

deserves it's own thread but while we're here the scene where George runs through the tiddlywink society is heart wrenching and funny in a way that I don't believe I've seen before and for that alone it stands as a great comedy. For me they were all great, a comedy that tries to make you laugh and mostly succeeds, now there's a thing.

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Dave Amitri | 6 June 2010 - 11:21pm

I have but one thing to add:

SAUSAGE?!

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illuminatus | 7 June 2010 - 11:59am

Love Actually made me cry

There. I said it. I´m out!

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Ola Claesson | 6 June 2010 - 12:38pm

Me too

The Andrew Lincoln/Keira Knightley section with the placards.

And Emma Thompson's disintegration at the 'wrong' gift.

Underneath the slush, he does occasionally get real emotion spot-on.

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Black Type | 6 June 2010 - 1:15pm

The Colin Firth section did it for me

God Only Knows is, and will always be (at least as long as there are stars above us), God Only Knows.

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Ola Claesson | 6 June 2010 - 4:05pm

It is a guilty pleasure for me

But I don't agree about the Andrew Lincoln/Keira Knightley section. In fact I disliked that entire plot strand- I found it hugely creepy. If that had happened in real life the Andrew Lincoln character would have been lamped by his mate and told in no uncertain terms to stay the hell away from his wife.

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Peckham For The... | 6 June 2010 - 5:06pm

Possibly,

but unrequited (and never-to-be) love is the most irrational and bitter-sweet of all, and can drive people to do strange and mad things.

Elvis knew:

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Black Type | 6 June 2010 - 5:40pm

Elvis was so good he was good

even when he really wasn´t good (movies not included).

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Ola Claesson | 6 June 2010 - 7:59pm

It must be difficult

sometimes when the thing that some people don't like about you is that you are good at what you do and that some other people like you for it, ho hum.

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Dave Amitri | 6 June 2010 - 1:15pm

Richard Curtis is a true pro.

I think the Who ep shows he can turn his hand successfully to most things. I don't like everything he does, but I respect it. (In a fluffy mainstream sort of way...!)

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Adman | 6 June 2010 - 2:23pm

Even

The Boat That Rocked was not quite as awful as some reports suggested.

Mind you, it was all over the place in terms of the soundtrack chronology.

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Sheev | 6 June 2010 - 2:35pm

I enjoyed that movie

although I was very, very drunk when I saw it.

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Pat Carty | 6 June 2010 - 2:55pm

from the sublime ...

I did shed a little tear at the end of Doctor Who, but I don't feel bad about that at all.

What I do feel bad about is falling asleep in front of the box the other night (sadly, during Family Guy) then waking up around 1am to catch BBC 3 plumbing new depths with a sitcom called Coming of Age.
The 'plot', as such, involved a young man being talked into giving his girlfriend one 'up the botty' (that was indeed the name of the episode) in his mum's bedroom. The location was important because it added to the thrill, obviously. The young couple then endured hilarious consequences as the girl lost control of her sphincter during said anal intercourse and ended up defecating on his mum's bed. The first time it happened, they explained the mess by blaming the family dog. Cue laughter track. The second time it happened, they blamed the young man's invalid and senile grandfather. Cue laughter track, again. The 'sub-plot' involved a friend of the young man trying to talk his prudish girlfriend (successfully, as it turned out) into 'tugging him off'. And then, to round off the episode, the 'up the botty' girl, having promised her boyfriend that everything would be OK because she hadn't eaten for two days, ended up defecating a third time during another rigorous bout of anal intercourse. Honest, I'm not making this up.

Vulgarity, in context, doesn't bother me at all. I was just gobsmacked that people on the public dime had been paid to write, produce and perform this illiterate, spectacularly idiotic trash.

And if anyone dares make the 'cutting edge comedy' argument, I'll be round with my revolver ;)

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DC Eisenhower | 6 June 2010 - 3:11pm

Mostly agreed

with two qualifications : the girl who plays Chloe and the lad who plays DK deserve a run at something good, as they can do comedy.

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illuminatus | 6 June 2010 - 5:04pm

Deja poo

That is totally ripped off from a Terry & June episode IIRC.

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Austin | 6 June 2010 - 8:43pm

*Snorts*

Oh bloody hell.. Could you just imagine it? "June.. June.. Look what's happened! Again! And the MD and his wife are arriving for dinner in ten minutes.. clean yourself up, woman.. Aaaaargh! No! That's my only clean shirt you're using.. Hang on, I'll disguise myself as a lampstandard and hide in the wardrobe.."

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Lenny Law | 6 June 2010 - 11:06pm

Coming of Age

I take it this wasn't a Richard Curtis written episode then.

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resident | 6 June 2010 - 4:21pm
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