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Why I love it here
I know there's enough sycophancy and back-slapping here as it is, but I've just had a powerful reminder of why I appreciate this site so much and thought I'd share it.
I've just posed a question on a guitar forum about whether I got a bad deal on a part exchange. The shop gave me £100 for my old amp, told me it would probably be sold on for £150, and now have it on display for £189. I asked the forum - in my first ever post - if I'd been cheated. Now, I don't mind being told I'm wrong. In fact, now I'm better informed I'll readily admit I have little grounds for complaint, especially as shops will often mark second hand gear up in the expectation of receiving a lower price. But what shocks is the sheer glee the other posters (many of whom displaying a lengthy list of vintage and modified guitar gear under their username like a badge of pride) have taken in telling me I'm wrong. One, 'Metalrulez', has told me to 'man up and move on'.
Hey, maybe I'm being thin-skinned. Maybe I should man up and move on from both my shop encounter and the guitar forum. But I can't help thinking if I'd had a similar experience, say, trying to offload my copy of Sade's Diamond Life at the record and tape exchange, I'd have had a more sympathetic response (even if it basically amounted to 'you're wrong') if I related it here.
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Man up
you gay
A smiley
wouldn't have gone amiss....unless you're serious?
I took this in the spirit it was intended
...and even 'upped' it.
Thank you
.
£100
If you were happy with the £100 trade in at the time then I don't see a problem. The shop have priced it now at £189, and a punter will come in and barter it down to £150 and a couple of leads thrown in. They know that and factor it into the price they give you. Everyone's happy - no worries
I know that *now*
And all it would've taken was a reply like that instead of all the 'man up' bobbins from people showing off how expensive their 'rigs' are.
Whaddya expect
from some berk who calls himself 'Metalrulez'? He's probably really 14 years old, with zits, sitting in his bedroom in his mum's house, playing the riff from 'Smoke On The Water' on a Woolies Les Paul copy.
I suspect
all of what you say is true - except the age - invert the numbers and you're probably closer to the truth.
Man up?
I've never heard that phrase before.
Is it like word up?
WORRRRRRRRRRRRRD BOY-EEEEEEEEEEEE!
(affects screechy Public Enemy 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep' noise)
My favourite version
Is 'nut up', which I first heard from Christina Fey on 30 Rock.
Several people at work
...only this week used the expression "nut out" as in "we need to NUT OUT the plan" etc. Did I miss a memo?
and anyway, round here we'd be more impressed with
an original 1964 plastic Beatles guitar with the faces on the front than any of their '54 Gibson Stratobender malarkey
that is impressive
why doesn't the mono box set come with one of those I might be tempted if it did.
I'd buy Beatles Rock Band if that was a controller.
I had one!
And a plastic wig which made you sweat buckets.
Plastic wig!
Yeh, I also had one. Bought from Woolies. It didn't fit as I had a massive napper, even as a kid.
Saw a couple of those last week in a Denmark Street guitar shop
No price label, mind
Sycophancy and back slapping !
I'll have none of that. Some of us just happen to frequent the same musical brothels, where there's always barrel piano underneath the frequent gunshots, whilst we wait thirstily for a reply to come skimming down the bar, but turn your back, and smash. Gone. Some bleary alliances don't even last til morn. Distinct lack of Squaws as well.
Most 'rock' musicians are idiots.
Especially guitarists.
I'd expect nothing more from them!
(Which is why we all get excited by anyone in rock and roll who displays even a whiff of brains... Rare as hen's dental braces.)
And
Opera glasses for bats.
We tried using opera glasses for bats once...
kept missing the ball though.
(Boom tish... thangyewthangyewI'mhereallweektellyourfriends)
And
Portions for Foxes
(Can anyone explain what that means, by the way?)
Psalm 63
is where Portions for Foxes comes from apparently. Enemies smited (?) and left on the battlefield to be food for the jackals. And so we go from Metalrulez to the Psalms of King David. Another reason to love being here.
Thank you kindly.
That's why I come here!
Smitten? Smote? Smought?
We'll all be portions for foxes... we're all dead meat, effectively. The Bible, Shakespeare... they've got it all! (Other religious books & Elizabethan / Jacobean dramatists are available...)
Nice one, Mike.
cue Rilo Kiley ...
Jenny Lewis
Mmmmmmm........
Memories
I HAD one of those plastic Beatle guitars - one of my first memories - born in 61. I have just become a little "chokey"
My younger bro had one...
The 12 year old me, being older and wiser, laughed at him (at the time).
That sort of attitude
is exactly why I've only ever been into a guitar shop once in my life.
They scare me witless