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Why I love it here

Joe Robert's picture

I know there's enough sycophancy and back-slapping here as it is, but I've just had a powerful reminder of why I appreciate this site so much and thought I'd share it.

I've just posed a question on a guitar forum about whether I got a bad deal on a part exchange. The shop gave me £100 for my old amp, told me it would probably be sold on for £150, and now have it on display for £189. I asked the forum - in my first ever post - if I'd been cheated. Now, I don't mind being told I'm wrong. In fact, now I'm better informed I'll readily admit I have little grounds for complaint, especially as shops will often mark second hand gear up in the expectation of receiving a lower price. But what shocks is the sheer glee the other posters (many of whom displaying a lengthy list of vintage and modified guitar gear under their username like a badge of pride) have taken in telling me I'm wrong. One, 'Metalrulez', has told me to 'man up and move on'.

Hey, maybe I'm being thin-skinned. Maybe I should man up and move on from both my shop encounter and the guitar forum. But I can't help thinking if I'd had a similar experience, say, trying to offload my copy of Sade's Diamond Life at the record and tape exchange, I'd have had a more sympathetic response (even if it basically amounted to 'you're wrong') if I related it here.

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Man up

you gay

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Albert Edward | 22 September 2009 - 3:57pm

A smiley

wouldn't have gone amiss....unless you're serious?

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Black Type | 22 September 2009 - 4:19pm

I took this in the spirit it was intended

...and even 'upped' it.

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Joe Robert | 22 September 2009 - 4:51pm

Thank you

.

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Albert Edward | 23 September 2009 - 9:10am

£100

If you were happy with the £100 trade in at the time then I don't see a problem. The shop have priced it now at £189, and a punter will come in and barter it down to £150 and a couple of leads thrown in. They know that and factor it into the price they give you. Everyone's happy - no worries

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bluemeanie | 22 September 2009 - 4:07pm

I know that *now*

And all it would've taken was a reply like that instead of all the 'man up' bobbins from people showing off how expensive their 'rigs' are.

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Joe Robert | 22 September 2009 - 4:50pm

Whaddya expect

from some berk who calls himself 'Metalrulez'? He's probably really 14 years old, with zits, sitting in his bedroom in his mum's house, playing the riff from 'Smoke On The Water' on a Woolies Les Paul copy.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 22 September 2009 - 5:25pm

I suspect

all of what you say is true - except the age - invert the numbers and you're probably closer to the truth.

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Sheev | 22 September 2009 - 6:56pm

Man up?

I've never heard that phrase before.

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Five-Centres | 22 September 2009 - 4:28pm

Is it like word up?

WORRRRRRRRRRRRRD BOY-EEEEEEEEEEEE!

(affects screechy Public Enemy 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep' noise)

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stimpy | 22 September 2009 - 4:50pm

My favourite version

Is 'nut up', which I first heard from Christina Fey on 30 Rock.

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Gatz | 22 September 2009 - 6:10pm

Several people at work

...only this week used the expression "nut out" as in "we need to NUT OUT the plan" etc. Did I miss a memo?

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Twangothan | 22 September 2009 - 7:49pm

and anyway, round here we'd be more impressed with

an original 1964 plastic Beatles guitar with the faces on the front than any of their '54 Gibson Stratobender malarkey

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stimpy | 22 September 2009 - 4:54pm

that is impressive

why doesn't the mono box set come with one of those I might be tempted if it did.

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Chris G | 22 September 2009 - 5:42pm
stimpy | 22 September 2009 - 5:59pm

I had one!

And a plastic wig which made you sweat buckets.

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Twangothan | 22 September 2009 - 7:50pm

Plastic wig!

Yeh, I also had one. Bought from Woolies. It didn't fit as I had a massive napper, even as a kid.

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billyous | 22 September 2009 - 7:53pm
magneticfields | 22 September 2009 - 8:43pm

Sycophancy and back slapping !

I'll have none of that. Some of us just happen to frequent the same musical brothels, where there's always barrel piano underneath the frequent gunshots, whilst we wait thirstily for a reply to come skimming down the bar, but turn your back, and smash. Gone. Some bleary alliances don't even last til morn. Distinct lack of Squaws as well.

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RobertC | 22 September 2009 - 5:30pm

Most 'rock' musicians are idiots.

Especially guitarists.

I'd expect nothing more from them!

(Which is why we all get excited by anyone in rock and roll who displays even a whiff of brains... Rare as hen's dental braces.)

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Adman | 22 September 2009 - 5:40pm

And

Opera glasses for bats.

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RobertC | 22 September 2009 - 5:50pm

We tried using opera glasses for bats once...

kept missing the ball though.

(Boom tish... thangyewthangyewI'mhereallweektellyourfriends)

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stimpy | 22 September 2009 - 5:58pm

And

Portions for Foxes

(Can anyone explain what that means, by the way?)

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Adman | 22 September 2009 - 7:11pm

Psalm 63

is where Portions for Foxes comes from apparently. Enemies smited (?) and left on the battlefield to be food for the jackals. And so we go from Metalrulez to the Psalms of King David. Another reason to love being here.

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Mike Todd | 22 September 2009 - 8:11pm

Thank you kindly.

That's why I come here!

Smitten? Smote? Smought?

We'll all be portions for foxes... we're all dead meat, effectively. The Bible, Shakespeare... they've got it all! (Other religious books & Elizabethan / Jacobean dramatists are available...)

Nice one, Mike.

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Adman | 22 September 2009 - 8:44pm

cue Rilo Kiley ...


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el hombre malo | 22 September 2009 - 9:20pm

Jenny Lewis

Mmmmmmm........

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Adman | 23 September 2009 - 8:24pm

Memories

I HAD one of those plastic Beatle guitars - one of my first memories - born in 61. I have just become a little "chokey"

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Andrew2 | 22 September 2009 - 6:36pm

My younger bro had one...

The 12 year old me, being older and wiser, laughed at him (at the time).

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stimpy | 22 September 2009 - 9:13pm

That sort of attitude

is exactly why I've only ever been into a guitar shop once in my life.

They scare me witless

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robram | 23 September 2009 - 9:29am
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