Steven Spielberg?

Tom Hanks?

..and Todd?

The early years?

The public school years?

Mr and Mrs Costello

With the first of many victims.
A close look suggests it probably is a rug.

Carrie Fisher and Steven Spielberg, indeed.

that seems to be a glass of water ...

But doesn't he look like Wim Wenders?

...Mork and Mindy...