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Which pop star first stirred your loins?

Brookster's picture

No question in my mind — the lovely Deborah singing Heart of Glass. And it was this exact video on TOTP: it's indelibly imprinted on my brain. Swirling the scarf around, the dress with the one shoulder strap. I would never be the same again. According to everyhit.com, I would have been eight-years-old.

I think I may have to go for lie down …

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Kim Wilde

Kids In America was the first single I bought. I had posters of Kim everywhere!

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SimonL | 4 March 2011 - 1:48pm

Exactly the same for me Brookster

And the see through dress....

I was 10 though!

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Six Dog | 4 March 2011 - 1:48pm

Ahem

I am going to lay down a tenner at Ladbrokes that within ten minutes someone has posted that picture of Kate Bush in a leotard.

David Soul for me (I only really knew him as a balladeer, as Starsky and Hutch was on a bit after my bedtime). Then I really liked Nick Heyward.

They may be the only two blondes I've ever fancied.

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JoLean | 4 March 2011 - 1:49pm

Always have it to hand *ahem*

but this time in colour

to be honest it was probably Sally James from TISWAS - not a pop star but she did do her sensational pop interviews

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DogFacedBoy | 4 March 2011 - 8:00pm

Sally does count

I remember her releasing a single when she was on Saturday Scene. It was called "Isn't it Good?". Bit of an open goal for the reviewers there.

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Austin | 4 March 2011 - 9:01pm

She was, of course,

a member of The Four Bucketeers.

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Brookster | 4 March 2011 - 9:11pm

That would be this

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Chimney Singing... | 4 March 2011 - 1:51pm

Belinda Carlisle

I have a confirmed, tried and tested, hopeless weakness for redheads. It all started with Helen Powell in junior school, then at 10 or so I became aware of the HIAPOEH and all was lost.

'kin ell. Time for a lie down.

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Bob | 4 March 2011 - 2:01pm

Still hold a candle for Belinda

But she, and Charlotte, came after Debs...

nb - greatest comeback single EVER...

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Six Dog | 4 March 2011 - 2:30pm

Bob, I'd love to know...

what that acronym stands for & I do hope your good lady wife is a redhead too!

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andielou | 4 March 2011 - 7:57pm

Heaven Is A Place On Earth

Hitmaker.

see also HJH (Hey Jude Hitmakers), my own invention HTWH (Honky Tonk Women Hitmakers),etc., the formula being a famous hit, prefaced by the letter H if possible, and ending with Hitmaker(s).

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bassclef (not verified) | 4 March 2011 - 8:08pm

Ta, Mr B

It's always nice to keep up with you lot...

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andielou | 6 March 2011 - 6:20pm

I get...

...an extraordinary amount of mirth from the extension of the HJH formula. Sorry about that.

And, in answer to the other question, yes, Mrs Bob is indeed a redhead, albeit more auburn than Duracell.

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Bob | 6 March 2011 - 8:30pm

The ultimate Rawk Chick

Sonja out of the Curved Air

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James Blast | 4 March 2011 - 2:06pm

oooohh yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jet_slipstream | 4 March 2011 - 5:26pm

Flippin eck

I thought it was Charlotte Church in that video. The one reformed group I hope to see in the near future.

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Beany | 4 March 2011 - 8:35pm

Kate

They're still stirring!

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Ahh_Bisto | 4 March 2011 - 2:16pm

Can

the can

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John Medd | 4 March 2011 - 2:17pm

Sad to say..

Cheryl Baker.

No I'm not going to stick a YouTube clip here.

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Lenny Law | 4 March 2011 - 2:25pm

Ha ha ha

But I admire your honesty

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Brookster | 4 March 2011 - 2:29pm

Nothing wrong

with our Cheryl, she was a bit of a fox back then...though I wonder if we'd have felt the same if she'd used her real name, Rita Crudgington?)

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Black Type | 15 March 2011 - 5:25pm

Easy.

The girls from Abba. Both of them.

More innocent times. Agnetha wrinkles her nose around 2 minutes and that's enough to make me weak.

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Richie B | 4 March 2011 - 2:28pm

Judith Durham (Seekers)

As a young lad, I used to find Judith Durham out of the Seekers rather attractive, I must say.

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duco01 | 4 March 2011 - 2:30pm

The underboss

of bass - Mrs. John Murphy (although she's not playing one here strangely)

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jimmyshoes01 | 4 March 2011 - 2:34pm

Stevie Nicks

Although I observed recently that Christine McVie has aged far better than Stevie looks wise. And, for the ladies, Roger Waters has aged better than David Gilmour. Who'd've thought it, eh?

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Sting Ono | 4 March 2011 - 2:39pm

The fact

...that many very attractive people seem to age far less well than those of us who are, well, less attractive is one the of things that gets me through the long, dark nights.

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JoLean | 4 March 2011 - 2:42pm

Schoolmates and I

spent a long time debating which was Stevie and which was Lindsey. No wikipedia back in those days. I think we got the right answer in the end.

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el toro calvo grande | 7 March 2011 - 3:00pm

Cheryl Baker

Went to school with my sister. She was often round ours for tea. Cheryl Baker, that is. My sister lived there anyway. Oh, and Cheryl Baker isn't her real name, unsurprisingly

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policybloke1 | 4 March 2011 - 2:44pm

Get lost, Jamie. She's mine.

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Tom | 4 March 2011 - 2:51pm

100% yes

Christmas 1996 was a very happy time for me as I got a copy of the first Louise solo album. The fact it was called Naked only added to my glee. Call me a cynic, but looking back, I reckon that could have been a ploy to get more sales.

Occasionally I catch Something For The Weekend. The fact that Louise is a vapid air-head with the interviewing prowess of a paperweight never fails to sadden me. A couple of weeks ago, her husband was a guest and she hen-pecked him constantly; it was excruciating.

Actually, Louise was second in my affections. It may be burnt to the base and severely scalding my hand by now, but I still very much hold a candle for Emma Bunton *sigh*

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Joe R | 4 March 2011 - 3:17pm

I was in a lift with her once

She's *tiny*

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Five-Centres | 4 March 2011 - 3:53pm

I see her quite regularly...

On nodding terms, if not chatting.

She definitely needs a good roast beef dinner.

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Six Dog | 5 March 2011 - 10:01am

"It may be burnt to the base and severely scalding my hand"

I thought you were referring to a vigorous bout of..

uh, you know.

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Nick | 21 March 2011 - 5:13am

Vanessa Paradis doing Joe Le Taxi

In fact, I got a telling off from the headmaster the morning after she appeared on TOTP for displaying a perviness rarely seen in six-year-olds in some comments to my classmates.

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JamesB | 4 March 2011 - 2:48pm

Rhyming Slang

In Dublin, you hail a "Joe" to get home after a long night out. Thanks to this song.

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Dadwardo | 4 March 2011 - 5:03pm

Joe Baxi

Is still used in some parts of the North West.

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JamesB | 4 March 2011 - 5:17pm

apparently

(according to my dad) after the boxer Joe Baksi, fought in the late 40s. I first heard the term about 1981 and my dad pointed out that it was ancient even then. Joe's wikipedia page makes reference to the rhyming slang use (although it's wiki so that could have been added in the last 5 minutes)

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ian s | 4 March 2011 - 6:10pm

Definitely Joe Baxi -

term used in Bradford and the name of a local taxi firm here in the North West. No idea what or who a Baxi is, but in my experience it's allus been Baxi, not Maxi.

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badartdog | 4 March 2011 - 7:30pm

Joe Baxi - taxi

It was common Royal Navy slang (Jackspeak) throughout my years in the mob.

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jackthebiscuit | 4 March 2011 - 7:47pm

I think...

it's Joe Maxi....inallinanyways.

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doubleyoubee | 4 March 2011 - 5:34pm

And of course our tram

The Luas (pronounced like "Lewis") is called the "Huey" after the Power Of Love Hitmaker

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STD | 4 March 2011 - 5:34pm

Others have quipped

that this name is appropriate for something that goes down the middle of the road...

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STD | 4 March 2011 - 5:37pm

not quite...

AFAIK a jo-maxi is a taxi - named after a kids show that ran in the early 90's. Mind you, I don't live in Dublin, so I wouldn't know. Perhaps Mr Carty could clarify?

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ivan | 4 March 2011 - 6:32pm

that's it

as far as I know

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Pat Carty | 4 March 2011 - 7:08pm

I reckon...

... Jo Maxi was a retronym in the first place, because Joe le Taxi came first by a few years.

But honestly, there's no way to tell. And sure I like the Joe Baxi story better anyway!

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Dadwardo | 4 March 2011 - 9:45pm

Being...

Being a child of the 80s it was Neneh Cherry for me. However, if I was a bit older it would have to be Stevie Nicks. I saw the BBC4 documentary on Fleetwood Mac a couple of weeks ago. The way she looked in the 70s? Wow.

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Art Vandelay | 4 March 2011 - 3:01pm

La Ronstadt

Linda for me.

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Benny Philadelphia | 4 March 2011 - 3:03pm

There was that picture

In her Greatest Hits LP. Ooooh.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 5 March 2011 - 1:27am

If we're being honest...

My first pop crush was a certain former Vauxhall Motors worker from Luton, with a fondness for a mullet - Mr Paul Young.
(In my defence, I was born in the 70s).

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drakeygirl | 4 March 2011 - 3:12pm

Me too!

I fancied Paul Young too, but definitely after David Soul. Probably the same time as Nick Heyward.

To be honest, I have gone through life finding a frighteningly high proportion of the male species attractive.

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JoLean | 4 March 2011 - 3:17pm

Kate Bush

I know its predictable

BUT

In defence of a lot of blokes who still sigh for her, there was definitely a lot of sadness and mystery mixed up with the the lust appeal and she did make most (not all) other female stars appear as fanciable as Simon Le Bon . And the songs really were fabulous and still sound so. I remember an interview with Tricky when he said - because of all the above - he almost didn't dare think about her.

Its love

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FakeGeordie | 4 March 2011 - 3:16pm

Agnetha from ABBA...

had a profound effect on me when I wor a lad. In particular the cover of ABBA's Greatest Hits with her sitting on a park bench. I thought she was impossibly beautiful. Later on I developed a deeply-felt appreciation of her backside, seen at its curvaceous best in ABBA The Movie.

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Patrick Crowther | 4 March 2011 - 3:32pm

Poor Katie

been cast aside has she? Or daren't you produce the 'leotard' picture after JoLean bet on its inevitable appearance?

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bassclef (not verified) | 4 March 2011 - 3:40pm

Kate was a bit later...

she really entered my dreams in the early 1980s. By the mid-1980s I had a life size poster of the leotard photo on my bedroom wall.

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Patrick Crowther | 4 March 2011 - 4:03pm

But what is the "leotard

But what is the "leotard photo" of which you speak?

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sitheref2409 | 4 March 2011 - 7:43pm

Look up

to DogFacedBoy's posting and you'll see it, or at least one like it. Patrick Crowther's version is usually black and and white, I suspect the leotard may be pink, but the one above is in colour and a slightly different pose and leotard.

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bassclef (not verified) | 4 March 2011 - 8:21pm

This is the standard shot

The leotard is pink I think as they used a colour shot for the Japanese Kick Inside vinyl

see its not pervy, its about record collecting

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DogFacedBoy | 4 March 2011 - 8:39pm

Gusset Line

Nup, sorry always affected a 'stroopy' on me.
Even as a young lad.

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James Blast | 4 March 2011 - 10:18pm

Thanks. I'm, um, very aware

Thanks. I'm, um, very aware of the picture

I posted before the picture was - it was a clumsy "oh, g'wan, post it" kind of thing, given Jolean's bet :)

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sitheref2409 | 5 March 2011 - 12:43am

Oh heavens yes

I've been glancing through some of the ABBA videos recently and I really never tire of just gazing at her: she is a wonder to me, even now. The voice is fabulous enough, but for her to look that beautiful too is just jaw-dropping

I now realise how discerning my taste was as an eight-year-old.

PS: If you're that interested in her bottom, I can heartily recommend the Ring Ring video, which has some really nice sax in the chorus, not to mention Agnetha in hot pants <whimper>

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illuminatus | 4 March 2011 - 4:12pm

The cameraman was an idiot...

He should have set up directly behind Agnetha's behind around four feet back. Bloody amateurs.

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Patrick Crowther | 4 March 2011 - 4:15pm

Am I the only heretic

who always thought Anni-Frid was the prettier one?

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Douglas | 6 March 2011 - 10:05am

I'm with you

Agnetha was for boys. Anni-Frid was for grown-ups.

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Inky Fingers | 6 March 2011 - 10:47am

I believe that this very

I believe that this very point was raised when someonewhoshallnotbenamed made the suggestion that ABBA were, in fact, not "all that"

One internet kicking later(at least, that's how I like to remember it) there was at least group consensus that you would, and you would.

I did cast my vote for the brunette, but could easily be convinced otherwise.

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sitheref2409 | 6 March 2011 - 1:01pm

True dat

Anni-frid looked stunning in the Fernando vid, for example, but even though I have a distinct preference for darker colouring, Agnetha was the one that caused me no end of pre-pubescent confusion. Which continues to this day.

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illuminatus | 6 March 2011 - 1:45pm

Of all the words I'd use,

Of all the words I'd use, confused is not one of them.

Let us help you: what are you confused about?

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sitheref2409 | 7 March 2011 - 12:24am

Well, I suppose

the pre-pubescent confusion was the feeling of, "I know this is nice to be looking at but I'm not quite sure why".

I also suppose I'm not confused now: I know exactly what is nice about her and why I like(d) her!

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illuminatus | 7 March 2011 - 12:36pm

Pictures on My Wall...

Remembering my bedroom wall as a lad - Toyah, Agnetha from Abba, Kate Bush, Debbie Harry, Gaye Advert, Viv Albertine, Runaways, Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Go's, Bekki Bondage from Vice Squad and Wendy O'Williams of the Plasmatics, Clare Grogan and a bit later Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles...

Ahhh, so many inspirational ladies and so little wall space!

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Retro Man | 4 March 2011 - 3:47pm

I wonder

what you used to stick them all up with..

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jimmyshoes01 | 4 March 2011 - 5:56pm

Oh, that's gross..!

If I could find my white stick I'd beat you with it...

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Retro Man | 4 March 2011 - 6:15pm

Olivia Newton John

Debbie Harry
Kim Wilde
Siouxsie Soux (strangely)

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Five-Centres | 4 March 2011 - 3:55pm

Oooohhh

I forgot about ONJ..

She gave me funny feelings in my tummy when I watched the You're The One That I Want video.

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Lenny Law | 4 March 2011 - 5:10pm

God, yes....

The eyes have it...

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Richie B | 4 March 2011 - 5:55pm

Boogie Wonderland

The Emotions (?) in tight pink spandex ISTR?

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Baron Counterpane | 4 March 2011 - 4:03pm

Sally Carr

was the first, in fact she still scrubs up well now but my interests quickly moved on to be followed by Kate Bush amongst others. But if I'm honest those Top of the Pops LP cover pictures caught my eye more than the original artistes whose work they covered...

Like Bob I have to confess a passion for redheads so Kirsty MacColl and Belinda Carlisle soon caught my eye too. Does anyone know if Kate Bush is a redhead as she appears to be on several early photos?

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bassclef (not verified) | 4 March 2011 - 4:11pm

C P Grogan

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STD | 4 March 2011 - 4:30pm

Betty Boo

I was 12, she was 20, and yet I knew it would happen one day. There's still time...

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Cadabra | 4 March 2011 - 4:48pm

Good call...

I even kidded myself that "Where Are You Baby?" was a really good song too...didn't kid friends and family though, they knew my real motives!

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Retro Man | 4 March 2011 - 5:13pm

But...

...did you use up all your tissues?

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bassclef (not verified) | 5 March 2011 - 7:39am
Bodhisattva | 4 March 2011 - 5:11pm

Hazel O'Connor

She was married to Danny Kelly dont'cha know.....

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jockblue | 4 March 2011 - 5:33pm

Is that...

True?

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art vanderlay | 4 March 2011 - 6:06pm

Beginning to wonder now

but if you google "Danny Kelly marries Hazel O'connor", apart from this thread, there's a couple of references to it, but it could be a Wiki scam that's been corrected.

Good work to the big man if it is true...

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jockblue | 15 March 2011 - 2:29pm

As the two Dannys

(Baker and Kelly) are grand wind up merchants (.....my 11 day 2nd marriage in the early 80's) I would guess its a porky pie

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DogFacedBoy | 15 March 2011 - 3:09pm

Blimey

I never knew that.

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Brookster | 4 March 2011 - 6:26pm
nicktf | 7 March 2011 - 7:06am

A bad fright of a woman!

IMO, then there's this

EEk!

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James Blast | 15 March 2011 - 9:01pm

When I were a lad...

...this definitely stirred something.

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Gavin Adam | 4 March 2011 - 5:58pm

I am logging off now

- to work on a time machine.
(or maybe I'll just go for a quick Lenny)

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badartdog | 4 March 2011 - 7:35pm

FROM THE SAME DECADE...

and a rival for the affections of Mr Jagger, Marsha Hunt on Top of the Pops doing Walk On Gilded Splinters.

I remember thinking "Hmmmm..."

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bgardner | 8 March 2011 - 5:09pm

Kiki Dee

was the first female pop star I remember thinking warm thoughts about. Mind you I was only about 8 or 9 so I don't think I got beyond thinking "Ooh she's a nice looking lady".

Also, she looked a bit like one of my mum's friends who I did have a full blown eary teen crush on later in life. I would go hopelessly tongue tied and bashful every time she visited.

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Ozmium | 4 March 2011 - 5:59pm

Kiki Dee

I met her a few times at the Kashmir Klub. A lovely, friendly woman, who is ageing very gracefully.

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Rosbif | 4 March 2011 - 6:19pm

Way back in my puberty days

they used to have the cover of a Britt Ekland lp on display in our local record shop. My mate Charlie assured me that she was "in the nip" on the picture disc inside. I didn't believe him. I've just checked; turns out he wasn't wrong:

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STD | 4 March 2011 - 6:16pm

You see what the kids are missing today

with their bloody MP3 downloads...!

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Retro Man | 4 March 2011 - 6:17pm

Not sure...

but I think that may have been the 12" picture disc of Tonight's The Night by Rod Stewart.

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BJ | 5 March 2011 - 9:03am

Gotta be Kim

First poster I had on my wall at school. Can't find that image, but this one is, erm, most pleasing, from her head to her toes...

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Rosbif | 4 March 2011 - 6:15pm

Siobhan Fahey

From LaNaNeeNeeNooNoo. Keren and Sara would have done at a push, but Siobhan was the Look-in Collect-a-page with the mostest.

It was ultimately doomed however - the 10 year old me didn't know how to pronounce her name!

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00225/Bananarama_225003t.jp...

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pompeygeorge | 4 March 2011 - 6:54pm

ok

How do I embed a picture?

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pompeygeorge | 4 March 2011 - 7:06pm
STD | 4 March 2011 - 7:19pm

Like this?

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pompeygeorge | 4 March 2011 - 8:43pm
Lenny Law | 5 March 2011 - 2:33am
art vanderlay | 5 March 2011 - 1:35pm
JoLean | 5 March 2011 - 1:38pm

For me

she wouldn't, she wouldn't, she wouldn't

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DogFacedBoy | 5 March 2011 - 2:53pm

Yes. No. And that's Limahl

Yes. No. And that's Limahl on a bad day.

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sitheref2409 | 5 March 2011 - 11:50pm

meh

optional, optional, compulsory

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Glenbervie | 6 March 2011 - 3:15am

yes, but you liked Anni-Frid better

so you're weird.

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Jed Clampett | 6 March 2011 - 1:36pm

"weird"? That's a funny way

"weird"?
That's a funny way to spell "full of great taste". But to each their own!

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sitheref2409 | 7 March 2011 - 12:27am

Is the correct combination

Come to think of it, this'd make a useful addition to Word's CAPTCHA technology. Rather than "what is the fourth word" in a gobbledegook sentence, how about rating eighties vintage Bananarama in terms of desirability? Makes all sorts of sense to me.

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Dadwardo | 5 March 2011 - 11:55pm

With you 100 per cent on Siobhan

Sex on a stick.

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Jed Clampett | 4 March 2011 - 11:03pm

Agnetha From Abba For Me Too

Followed By Kate Bush Do I detect A loin stirring pattern developing amongst the Massive ?

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MrRadio | 4 March 2011 - 7:50pm

For men of a certain age, it can only be.....

......The divine kathy Kirby

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jackthebiscuit | 4 March 2011 - 8:04pm

Good Call!

I'd forgotten about her but that clip brings it all back, oh yes.

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Sid Williams | 5 March 2011 - 8:38am

*sighs*

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Gauntlet | 4 March 2011 - 8:17pm

This was the first song

I ever owned. I had it on tape; my parents bought it for me.

I was 3 though... I'm fairly sure my loins weren't stirred by it.

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Joe R | 7 March 2011 - 11:28am

Patricia

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Molesworth | 4 March 2011 - 8:33pm

I thought for a second that was

Howard Marks

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Brookster | 4 March 2011 - 9:13pm

Or maybe Carles Puyol

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Brookster | 4 March 2011 - 9:40pm

Naah.

Carlos is better looking.

I've chatted to Allen Lanier, one of Patti's former paramours, on a few occasions. I never plucked up the courage to ask "Why???!!"

There were drugs involved, though. I suspect that says it all.

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Lenny Law | 4 March 2011 - 10:04pm

Cornflake Girl

I've got goosebumps already after listening to a snippet of her song Winter. I will have something in my eye before the end - it's what comes of having daughters. I bought the Live at Montreux CD in Fopp today for a mere three English pounds. She's lovely, even if her red hair is not natural.

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Beany | 4 March 2011 - 8:45pm

Saw her live once

A guy yelled "I love you Tori".

She smiled, looked in his direction, and replied "You wouldn't want me....I'd fuck with your mind".

I can only imagine most of the other chaps in the venue all thinking "and? problem?" like I was.

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el toro calvo grande | 7 March 2011 - 3:10pm

Met Tori once

On the Circle Line; we chatted for about 8 stops before she got off the train. I didn't realise who she was for 4 of those. She was wearing a beret, some pointy shoes that looked a little like old fashioned plimsouls but with a heel and looked lovely.

She started talking to me by the way. Yes, you're right, I am proud of that! I was carrying a bag of spices from the Spice shop at Portobello Road.

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SimonL | 15 March 2011 - 3:05pm

Sandie Shaw

Used to give me a hard on long before I knew what a hard on was.

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Steve Turner | 4 March 2011 - 9:07pm

Sandy's the one, for Shaw!

Still a very attractive woman. Back in my early teens she was amazing.

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Mike_H | 5 March 2011 - 11:15pm

I once slept in Sandie Shaw's bed

...well, to be exact she had stayed the night a few years before in a room I rented in Edinburgh back in the 1980s. The landlord had worked with her in the BBC and she occasionally travelled up to see him and his missus.

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WarwickHunt | 9 March 2011 - 9:30pm

Oh Lyndsey..

Still a good song

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Austin | 4 March 2011 - 9:14pm

Gigliola Cinquetti

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Badlands | 5 March 2011 - 1:42am

Come si dice...

"jailbait" in italiano?

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Patrick Crowther | 6 March 2011 - 11:38pm

Well, I was about 12 years old

at the time............(As per the title of the thread - first etc.)

Have edited this one (I originally wrongly posted that I was 10) - she was 16 at the time - definitely self-possessed and mature enough to win the Eurovision Song Contest in '64.

It was the song as much as anything - I have to admit (though it's somewhat embarrassing) that from my early years (Buddy Holly, Connie Francis, John Leyton) through to my mid-teens(via Dusty, Walker Brothers, Turtles etc.), that I was a sucker for overwrought ballads with strings/orchestral backing. Also anything by long-haired, even vaguely Latinate women with guitars - Joan Baez, Julie Felix etc.
Good music to wallow in (at the time) and lick my metaphorical and physical wounds.

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Badlands | 7 March 2011 - 11:44am

Before VCR's had a pause button

you had to hold onto your "moments" whenever they happened.

For me it was Shirlie..

2 mins 11 to 2 mins 17 seconds.

Wow. Just wow.

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Grant | 5 March 2011 - 6:45am

Julieanne Regan (All About Eve)

"sigh"

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Blue Sky | 5 March 2011 - 10:17am
Badlands | 5 March 2011 - 12:15pm

Rumour has it

She consists entirely of sugar.

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Ola Claesson | 7 March 2011 - 1:47pm

Susanna Hoffs

Not the first to stir my loins, but she certainly did stir 'em.

One of my favourite pop songs, too.

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Mike_H | 5 March 2011 - 12:38pm

Oooooooh.....

that sideways glance she does....

Good clip of that nice Mr Gaddafi in there, too.

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Black Type | 15 March 2011 - 5:44pm

one for the boys, eh maybe

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James Blast | 15 March 2011 - 8:50pm

One for the ladies

I used to think this guy was the sexiest ever...
And I wasn't alone thinking that, so I doubt that he had to "dance with himself" very often.


Can't quite see it anymore though, the constant sneering is rather offputting to the older and wiser me!
( But watching this video again I realise why I was so attracted to Spike on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" )

EDIT: This is a seriously bad 80's video, so bad that it's rather fantastic! And I guess Patrick would have hired the photographer for the ABBA clip...he's not shy about getting close ups of bottoms, is he ?

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Locust | 5 March 2011 - 1:31pm

Shocking Blue - Venus

Still haven't got over this

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Dixie Flyer | 5 March 2011 - 1:49pm

Harriet Wheeler

of Sundays 'fame'.

Voice. Hair. And as I now discover - finding this video for the first time on YouTube - legs. Who'd have thought?

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Specs_Beard | 5 March 2011 - 10:28pm

Lips'n'nips

Gawd, he was gawjus

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Helena Handcart | 5 March 2011 - 10:48pm

Hels.......he's all yours.

Photobucket

Hels.......he's all yours.

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el toro calvo grande | 7 March 2011 - 3:15pm

An opportunity has recently opened...

...for the post of part-time Grade 3 Underpass Vagrant. You will have considerable experience of menacing children and shouting loudly at traffic.

I wish, oh I wish, that I could find the old copy of Viz containing an entire page of "Situations Vacant" adverts aimed entirely at "Harold Ramps".

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Bob | 7 March 2011 - 3:22pm

Situations Vagrant

It's in one of the annuals Bob. I'll did it out and see if I can get a decent scan. Makes me cry with laughter

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Six Dog | 11 March 2011 - 10:40am

The joy of Twitter.

Just tweeted @vizcomic and they told me it's on the back of "The Pearl Necklace". Ordered an old copy off That Amazon. Very much looking forward to getting it!

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Bob | 14 March 2011 - 10:26am

It could be worse...

at least he didn't turn into something really awful - like, say, an accountant.

*smiles sweetly*

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Helena Handcart | 9 March 2011 - 12:13am

Don't diss

us numbercrunchers! Where would the world be without us?

I grew a beard again once - a pitiful specimen it was too.

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el toro calvo grande | 9 March 2011 - 9:47am

Hethethethethethe Pickettywitch

I had a mate at college who was obsessed with Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch !

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Badlands | 5 March 2011 - 10:56pm

Chris Waddle.

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Bob | 6 March 2011 - 8:54am

Paola.

Paola!!

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Six Dog | 7 March 2011 - 12:57pm

sminki pinki!

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illuminatus | 7 March 2011 - 1:18pm

Boutros

Boutros-Ghali !

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Badlands | 28 March 2011 - 11:41am

Yo-Yo Ma!

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Ola Claesson | 28 March 2011 - 2:29pm

In quick succession...

Barbara Gaskin doing "It's My Party" with Dave Stewart, the woman from Bardo doing "One Step Further," and Tracey Ullman singing "Breakaway" with two other women in leather miniskirts, all in the studio on "Top Of The Pops." Being around 6 or 7 years old, I was aware of stirrings down below, but had no idea why. This is probably why I married a half-Jewish brunette with bobbed hair.

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Wardour | 5 March 2011 - 10:57pm

What's not to love

Prog musicians at number #1 for four weeks with a record that kept The Birdie Song off the top spot and was Stiff Records' first chart topper. Enjoy again.

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Beany | 7 March 2011 - 5:49pm

That's...

...the very performance. Oh, dear. I think I might have to have a little lie down...

P.S. Thanks!

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Wardour | 8 March 2011 - 11:18pm

Have we really got this far without mentioning Nena?

Actually, this isn't the performance that first "stirred my loins." I think in the original TOTP performance, she was wearing a T-shirt that revealed her armpit hair, leading, apparently, to several complaints. I remember being utterly bewildered at the time that anyone would *complain* about the way she looked! She was (and I think still is) incredibly sexy, bodily hair or no bodily hair. I don't think anybody - even the divinities listed above (Debbie, Kate, Claire, etc) - has managed to be quite so arousing while singing a pop song.

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Raymo | 5 March 2011 - 11:11pm

I've seen her

on German TV a few times in the last few years. She still looks great.

She's good mates with Kim Wilde. (Nice mental image for you there.)

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Brookster | 6 March 2011 - 2:02pm

Nena today

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PaddyH | 6 March 2011 - 11:37pm

She doesn't look...

...entirely unlike our very own KatyG, actually.

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Bob | 7 March 2011 - 11:28am

My work here is done

*blushes and makes celebratory cup of tea*

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katyg | 7 March 2011 - 11:39am

Pamela Stephenson

doing the pop parodies/ comedy songs on Not The Nine O'Clock News. Sexy and funny!

Actually, like many other middle aged male heterosexual posters on here, it will always be Debbie Harry.

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Zanti Misfit | 5 March 2011 - 11:28pm
Badlands | 6 March 2011 - 12:40am

I understand that this is a

I understand that this is a thread on pulchritude.

but I was amused that you posted the video without the translation of the lyrics. Showing that this song is, in fact, utter, utter bollocks.

And I realize that I'm probably revealing too much about my Alizee, um, knowledge.

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sitheref2409 | 7 March 2011 - 12:30am

Who needs translation

She sings that she is bored, she has soft skin and she loves her 'goldfish' - definitely a wtf moment.

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Badlands | 7 March 2011 - 2:14am

You missed the bit about her

You missed the bit about her being in the bubble bath :)

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sitheref2409 | 7 March 2011 - 2:55pm

But you missed the bits about

people who rant and rave
people who get her down
courgettes
two bit extremists
people who whinge and moan
being fed up with being fed up

You know what? I actually rather like it :). Even without the video, which is just a bonus. The official video, of her being soaked in a glass box is a touch odder, I must say.

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illuminatus | 5 April 2011 - 5:42pm
sourdust | 6 March 2011 - 1:29am

Blimey. If Kate Bush had made a video like that in 1978..

Most of us would've gone blind by about 1980.

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Lenny Law | 6 March 2011 - 6:23pm

What about this one?

Elle est vraiment libertine...

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Red Umpire | 11 March 2011 - 12:47pm

Wasn't Mylene the person

Wasn't Mylene the person behind Alizée's career?

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PaddyH | 6 March 2011 - 2:02pm

Absolutely Correct

She was definitely part of the team behind Alizee. Not sure if she wrote any of the songs. A great talent in her own right. Allegedly the first full-frontal artist in a video.

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Badlands | 6 March 2011 - 4:27pm

During my early loin stirring years

Linda Lewis and Chaka Khan (then in Rufus) were much admired during cease fires in the great David Bowie vs Roxy Music wars.

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Jed Clampett | 6 March 2011 - 2:18pm

... and Chaka

Where I grew up, the girls didn't look like that.

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Jed Clampett | 6 March 2011 - 2:22pm

Sabrina

For some reason this video has had over 14.4m hits. Can't see why, although it is one of her greatest, er, hits. That's hits.

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Beany | 6 March 2011 - 7:11pm

The fickle finger of fate..

Sabrina releases this in 1988 and is panned as a pointless Italian bimbo making a career in pop on the back of an impressive set of eye-magnets.

If she'd have released it twenty years later, she'd now be wearing a number of expensive watches, driving a Ferrari, living in a nice apartment and looking forward to starting her new job as foreign secretary.

Admittedly she'd also have to subject herself to the pawing advances of a corrupt, balding, crass, short-arsed, corpulent, priapic seventy-year-old billionaire but there y'go..

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Lenny Law | 6 March 2011 - 11:03pm

The title's wrong

It should actually be "boing, boing, boing"

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illuminatus | 7 March 2011 - 12:42pm

Are you implying

that she's 'Baggy' (Football joke)?

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Badlands | 7 March 2011 - 1:32pm

Well done Beany

I have a fine indie rock version of this done by Irish indie lads Something Happens - hasn't got the same attraction, somehow.

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PaddyH | 6 March 2011 - 7:02pm

Now then now then

goodness gracious. It was never like this down our local Waterstones. More's the pity. Pan's People certainly awakened something in me. Here they go all bookish:

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Sven Garlic | 6 March 2011 - 7:06pm

Ah, Beautiful Babs.

Don't know what her name is...

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Ruff-Diamond | 7 March 2011 - 3:41am

Dana Gillespie

The Lungs Have It!

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torrential1 | 6 March 2011 - 8:15pm

Thank you very much for

that second clip.

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James Blast | 6 March 2011 - 9:32pm

Adam Ant

Especially in the video for Stand and deliver.

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Janice | 6 March 2011 - 9:14pm

I forgot about Hot Gossip!

Nearly made Mary Shitehouse choke on her dentures! Ban This Sick Filth!

And to think that, thirty years on, the Daily Mail holds the choeographer up as a martyr to ageism at the BBC, forgetting her status as Number One Corruptor And Panderer Of Disgraceful Debauchery.

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Lenny Law | 6 March 2011 - 11:46pm

It was Susan Dey

for me, those corny Partridge family shows were worth watching for the lovely Susan Dey. And for the girls, I guess the eye candy wasn't too shabby either

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Nick Duvet | 2 April 2011 - 12:23pm

Honesty is the best policy

Time to 'fess up. Here is my first love.

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katyg | 7 March 2011 - 11:57am

He really does...

...look like he's come to fit a carpet*, doesn't he?

*Not a euphemism.

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Bob | 7 March 2011 - 12:10pm

Love it.

An import copy no less. Top Hit!

The Union flag proudly displayed as a hallmark of Shaky's quality.

Like a good old piece of British Beef(cake).

Oh woah Julie indeed!

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Six Dog | 7 March 2011 - 3:23pm

Nick Cave. Be still my beating heart!

There was really only one choice for the teenage Goth girl. I saw him with Grinderman last year and he still leaves me weak at the knees.

blurry cave Pictures, Images and Photos

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Miss Demeanour | 7 March 2011 - 7:51pm

I've got a better pic

I took this in Nightmoves, Glasgow on a wet tuesday during the Bidet Party's farewell tour
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the most bad tempered gig I have ever been to

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James Blast | 15 March 2011 - 8:36pm

the ears!

He keeps them well covered - I can see why.
As a straight man I am not one to judge, but it seems to me he looks better middle aged than he did when he was young. Feel free to correct me.

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paulwright | 21 March 2011 - 8:18am

Sad but true

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Herman Kortado | 7 March 2011 - 8:18pm

Kirsty MaColl

Top Of The Pops - June 1981. Sitting in the TV Room at Royal Berks Hospital - I felt better after seeing this

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Rigid Digit | 7 March 2011 - 8:31pm

suzi quatro

no pics.

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gaz | 9 March 2011 - 5:27pm

I was twelve. Not in 1968, but when I saw HER the first time

I´m not much of blonde guy, though. Living in Sweden, as you all know, you make out with at least a handful of them each time you go out. It gets old pretty quick.

Monica Zetterlund is still one of my favourite singers. Serenity now!

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Ola Claesson | 9 March 2011 - 8:32pm

Ah yes. Monica Z

Ett lingonris som satts i cocktailglas.

Love the stuff she did with Bill Evans.

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duco01 | 9 March 2011 - 8:39pm
Ola Claesson | 9 March 2011 - 10:51pm

Great thread.

Stole an entire hour from me playing through all (most) of the clips. Great to see Kate receiving so many votes. Intrigued that no one, no one mentioned Madonna, not from any part of her career. Are we all so old?

Can I just put in a vote for Julie Driscoll in that bit of film of This Wheel's on Fire. Great photography, great song, great sound, great looking singer, though not sure about the hair at all.

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sirbedivere | 9 March 2011 - 9:54pm

Adam ant has already been mentioned.

and rightly so.

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theweemo | 10 March 2011 - 1:38pm

My younger brother was desperately in love with Wendy...

Had the posters on the wall...

On this evidence, yes...he had a point...

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Six Dog | 11 March 2011 - 10:43am
Brookster | 11 March 2011 - 11:56am

Ooohh.. Wendy James..

She always did have the sort of look that implied she could've sucked the chrome off of a ball-hitch.

A proper minx.

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Lenny Law | 11 March 2011 - 12:59pm

I was very young at

the time however Raffaella Carra did it for me, though she always performed with some bloody mouse called Topo Gigio on Italian telly. She hasn't aged well, don't know what happened to the mouse though.

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Francis Barry-Walsh | 11 March 2011 - 11:44am

Odd things one remembers..

Rafaella Cara singing Do It Do It Again on TOTP and the presenter saying that she was in the film Von Ryan's Express. A swift check of IMDB shows this to be true.

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Lenny Law | 11 March 2011 - 6:26pm

Those Swedes eh...?

Wholesome twee pop fun with Julia Lannerheim...

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Retro Man | 12 March 2011 - 12:07pm

equal opportunities...

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Kev Kavanagh | 19 March 2011 - 4:44pm

Why is it that,

having scrolled to the bottom of this apparently delightful thread, I can only see about 5% of the posted photos? It's simply not fair, not being able to see what everyone's drooling over.

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hazzard | 21 March 2011 - 10:02am
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