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Which object are you?

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http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/objectified/which-object-are-you.html

My Result.
You are an Eames lounge chair.

You maintain an air of sophistication,but you pay for it by being slightly out of touch with your own feelings.You manage,for example,to be nostalgic about an era during which you were not even alive.you favor skinny ties and fedoras,smoking indoors and three-martini lunches,even if you don't have a job.

SPOOKY!

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I'm a spork apparently.

I'm a spork apparently. They're about 30% correct.

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Andy Lynes | 12 January 2010 - 5:41pm

I'm a Vespa Scooter

Slightly bemused by some of the description but the last bit I'll happily take:

You are confident, independent and disdainful of conspicuous consumption and bling.

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Ahh_Bisto | 12 January 2010 - 5:47pm

Me too

Though I'm not exactly sure what 'understated Tiffany accroutements' are. Inconspicuous bling I suppose.

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Richard Lowe | 12 January 2010 - 6:14pm

Me too

Shall we go to Brighton next Bank Holiday Monday?

I bet James Blast is a Vespa Scooter too ... he's been looking for a little black cocktail dress for weeks.

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Steven C | 12 January 2010 - 6:19pm

Rubik's Cube

How in thee Hell did that happen!?

I tried one once, maybe twice, and thought it would be really nice to throw it against a brick wall.

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James Blast | 12 January 2010 - 6:33pm

Do people feel the urge

to do the same to you?

;)

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Ahh_Bisto | 12 January 2010 - 6:36pm

you tell me

Mr. Bisto

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James Blast | 13 January 2010 - 2:54pm

Me too

I think it may have been Devo in the Karaoke round

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Dick Grant | 12 January 2010 - 10:34pm

Devo.

I picked Devo,not that I would ever inflict my voice on an unsuspecting public you understand and I'm a Volkswagon Beetle evidently.Eh?

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Pencilsqueezer | 13 January 2010 - 3:02pm

The ladies love a Vespa

It's all very well being an Eames lounge chair, an i-phone, a Rubik's cube, a Coke bottle or a 'spork' (whatever that is when it's at home), but do they get stocking-clad ladies presenting them with delicious cakes and then using them for aerobics practise? Do they heck.

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Richard Lowe | 12 January 2010 - 6:52pm

And another Vespa

spookily seems to know that I'm in the middle of a Mod Revival re-discovery - or am I reading too much into this?

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Rigid Digit | 12 January 2010 - 7:54pm

I'm a Vespa too

and this from a man who owned big bikes for years!

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Steerpike | 12 January 2010 - 9:38pm

new

Can I go? Im a Vespa as well. BTW there is a great programme on radio 4 about Mods narrated by Phil Daniels. Type in "Archive on 4 Mods" on bbci player. Its on till Saturday.

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paintyface | 12 January 2010 - 10:46pm

Meep Meep!

Another Vespa here.

Ciao.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 13 January 2010 - 10:15am

I'm a Vespa as well...

...I'd always considered myself more of a pushbike type of chap. Still, I'm off to buy a Tuxedo.

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nicktf | 12 January 2010 - 9:40pm

And yet another Vespa!

Considering the fact that I spent 5 months avoiding the bloody things as I crossed the roads of Florence, I'm not sure that they're particularly apt for me.

I'm an urbane cosmopolitan who would sing a Journey song in a Karaoke bar. Is that possible?

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Patrick Crowther | 12 January 2010 - 10:34pm

Rubik's cube?

Brightly coloured and very frustrating? Yes, I suppose so...

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badger_king | 12 January 2010 - 5:48pm

I am a coke bottle

"haven't tried anything new since that attempt at breakdancing in 1980"

Great poll by the way

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Cookieboy | 12 January 2010 - 5:52pm

Me too.

Except for the break dancing bit.

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Billybob Dylan | 12 January 2010 - 6:11pm

Me too, too

Coke bottle, worryingly accurate, again except for the break dancing!

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Metal Mickey | 13 January 2010 - 8:34am

Yet another

coke bottle here too....

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el toro calvo grande | 13 January 2010 - 3:22pm

...and me.

I suspect the summaries are designed to be rather flattering as I was quite pleased with mine. Does seem to be worryingly accurate tho'.

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soapdodger | 13 January 2010 - 6:32pm

I was an iPhone

and it was worryingly accurate.

"Haven't decided what you want to be when you grow up."

I'm 40 in March.

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illuminatus | 12 January 2010 - 6:02pm

I too am an Eames lounge

I too am an Eames lounge chair (whatever that is).

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daddyorchipsblog | 12 January 2010 - 6:16pm

Think of Frasier.

The chair and ottoman he had in front of his windows. I've got one in front of mine..

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Lenny Law | 12 January 2010 - 8:32pm

Aha!

Noice...

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daddyorchipsblog | 13 January 2010 - 2:11pm

I am an Airstream trailer!

Fine with me.

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Twangothan | 12 January 2010 - 6:21pm

Me too

although...

1) I've never heard of such an object before, and

2) the description is nothing like me at all.

Ho hum...

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Cadabra | 12 January 2010 - 11:22pm

There's one pictured..

on the cover of Ry Cooder's first album. Designs like this are with us again: retro.

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Declan | 13 January 2010 - 3:12pm

Coke bottle

Iconic, stylish, copied but never bettered? No, loyal and reliable, apparently.

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Captain Underpants | 12 January 2010 - 6:21pm

another coke

bottle here!

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ivan | 12 January 2010 - 6:25pm

a Viewmaster...

"You are an explorer and lay scientist... You are particularly suited to work in a bookstore, an independent cinema or as a lighthouse keeper."

Well, I did spend a long time working in a bookstore. I would quite like to be a lighthouse keeper too. Odd.

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inky miss | 12 January 2010 - 6:48pm

An immovable one.

Married to an irresistible force.

(Actually I can't access the test, will try later...)

Vespa scooter: I'll take that. I'm much more sophisticated that I look!

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prezbo | 12 January 2010 - 7:43pm

And another coke bottle

"Enjoy your creature comforts and familiarity ...the type of person other people have as their emergency contact"

Oh dear, it feels like thirty years ago and I've once again been voted "the most normal person in the office" by my fellow software engineers (admittedly a pretty odd-ball selection). Just too depressing (great game though :-))

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millymollymandy | 12 January 2010 - 7:39pm

Polaroid Camera

"You are a social butterfly"

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el hombre malo | 12 January 2010 - 8:40pm

Apparently I am a viewmaster

Awkward, limited in scope, and obsolete. And I make your eyes hurt.

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backwards7 | 12 January 2010 - 8:44pm

Coke Bottle for me

we did a similar thing at work called Prism http://www.prism-profiling.com/ I think this system is much better. Imagine being given this test at an interview.

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Dave Amitri | 12 January 2010 - 9:32pm

I also a a viewmaster.

I'd make a good lighthouse keeper.

They have been automated for quite some time now.

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ganglesprocket | 12 January 2010 - 9:40pm

Me too

Obsolete without even trying.

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Norwegian Blue | 12 January 2010 - 10:22pm

Eames Chair

I bet that wasn't because of the Devo Whip It karaoke answer. Not sure about the skinny ties and smoking bit but a boozy lunch and being nostalgic for eras I wasn't born in sounds about right.

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Leedsboy | 13 January 2010 - 10:34am

well,

either there are only a small number of items that the person who devised the test has input, or we are all quite similar types of people

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badger_king | 13 January 2010 - 12:09pm

Except me, I'm the only

Except me, I'm the only bloody spork on here! Come on, there must be others, its getting lonely in this cutlery draw.

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Andy Lynes | 13 January 2010 - 2:27pm

You're not alone

I too am a spork.

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Hannah | 13 January 2010 - 3:53pm

How do you know

your both not foon's?

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Leedsboy | 13 January 2010 - 4:10pm

Hail fellow spork, well

Hail fellow spork, well met(I had a feeling you might be, it was the Ruth Watson post that gave it away).

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Andy Lynes | 13 January 2010 - 5:57pm

haha!

good call. my biggest passions in life are definitely music and food!

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Hannah | 13 January 2010 - 8:45pm
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