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Where's the beef?

Archie Valparaiso's picture

I do enjoy a proper meaty feature in a magazine, me - one that clearly has a single hand at the rudder to hold a steady course and allow an argument to be coherently made or an angle comprehensively covered.

Imagine, then, my groan of dismay* upon learning that the main event in the latest issue of Word is to be yet another fragture. A what? I mean a single topic that's fragmented into half a dozen or more "voices", each allocated a bit of space to set out their "perspective" or recount their "personal journey".

Recently, the features on Bono, student ents, cult figures and now the Dame have all been given the fragture treatment.

Can I be alone in finding this format irksomely light, slight and targeted to appeal only to those with the attention span of a sugar-rushing kitten? According to the alleged tenets of the MTV Generation, too much depth can bog things down, but a bigger danger is not having a clear idea of where you're going or how you might best end up there. And that's why only a single person should be tracing out the best route for a story to take. (If it doesn't work, the editor spikes it - simple as that.)

Take the fascinating 7,000-word piece on Annie Leibovitz's travails that appeared in New York magazine last month.** If that story had been planned as a fragture, we'd have ended up with a handful of single-column anecdotes from her former camera-loader, her realtor, her personal trainer, her dog-walker, and no doubt Demi Moore's now-concave-again belly too. And we'd have been none the wiser.

If one-feature-one-writer is a system that still holds good not only at New York magazine, but also at The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Esquire, GQ and - despite its catastrophic decline - Rolling Stone, why has Word apparently dumped it in favour of the freakin' fragture?

In short, why is a magazine ostensibly for grown-ups turning into the Trafalgar Square plinth?

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* If imagining isn't working for you, phonetically it went "Grrpsstpwhrrrrrr".

** I came across that New York piece thanks to a link posted on Twitter by one @davidhepworth.)

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I'm a bit disappointed

to see that too as I was wondering what Bowie has been up to and was hoping it would be a proper interview rather than another cut & paste article.

Surely The Word's stock is good enough to be able to get an audience with people like Kate Bush, Bono and Bowie.

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Retro Man | 9 September 2009 - 2:57pm

In 2009

People like those you mention bestow their favours very rarely, and usually with strings attached. This doesn't stop us trying, but it's way more difficult than you make it sound, sadly.

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Fraser Lewry | 9 September 2009 - 3:05pm

Tell me about it!

People can't understand why you can't get X at the drop of a hat. These days the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get even the Z-list beggars belief. And I say that as editor of a very very big selling magazine.

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Five-Centres | 9 September 2009 - 3:09pm

Well,

perhaps you could stop trying to hammer your way through their PR machines and just ignore them. If the phone stops ringing and no one writes about them either there will be a change of personnel to up exposure or they will fade away into obscurity.

I know it's something of a game these days but it only works if both sides agree to play.

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illuminatus | 9 September 2009 - 3:23pm

What's that magazine then Five-Centres?

Fraser, that's fair enough, I just thought the pulling power of appearing in The Word for artists like those would be big enough.
How dare they not make it easy for you!

However, don't go down the 4-4-2 footie mag way, sure they have the big names, but often the interviews are little more than adverts for said player's sponsors, latest training school/academy, sports equipment providers etc etc.

Anyway, I'm free for an interview if you ever get stuck...I have a beard too!

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Retro Man | 9 September 2009 - 3:31pm

Well you do get them

but the provisos are many, and gone are the day when you'd go and meet your subject for lunch and take as long as you like.

Now you've got armies of PRs, lists of questions you can't ask and those you can often have to be approved (which we try and resist) and barely any time with the person, and that's if they've decided they're not just going to do one interview with a freelancer who then has to carve up an interview between N number of magazines. And if you do get the person then they might ask for copy approval too.

It's not as easy as it should be, and a lot of it has become this difficult because of the PR machine. Stay strong, but cross them at your peril.

My magazine will remain anonymous, but it's in the Top 10 best sellers, let me put it that way.

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Five-Centres | 9 September 2009 - 3:39pm

errr...is it "Grazia" or "Your Horse" then?

Interesting to get inside info on subjects like this that maybe we (or me anyway) as loyal readers might take for granted.

It just seems that you can't keep people/celebs out of the press these days so I imagined it would be a very good era for accessibility.

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Retro Man | 9 September 2009 - 3:48pm

Some are more desperate than others

You should see who we turn down!

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Five-Centres | 9 September 2009 - 3:55pm

The IKEA Catalogue

doesn't count.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 9 September 2009 - 6:34pm

Archie,Archie, Archie.

Why not wait until you've read the piece before pronouncing upon it? I don't know if it is "the main event" as you put it. It's certainly one of them but it's also accompanied by lots of 'single reads'. and I'm not sure it's entirely appropriate to compare Word to the magazines you name, quite a few of whom get round the problem of who to put on the cover by whistling up a scantily-clad starlet.

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David Hepworth | 9 September 2009 - 2:59pm

Maybe I'm just too old-school

The comparison is appropriate for me because I read them all fairly regularly. Word is the only British mag I buy.

Has the UK magazine business reached the point where these scattergun pieces are considered to be more saleable than major features by a single writer? Even if you can't get an interview to justify a cover story, what happened to the "angle" approach - Bowie is past it/more relevant today than in 1972, or whatever?

I'm sure you're not, but it's as if you were scared to pass judgement on an artist, for or against. Or simply to tell a complex story with a beginning, middle and end. I'm all for balance, but the fragture (what's the format called really? I'm curious now) provides no more balance than an octopus waving its tentacles around, each of which carries as much weight as the other seven.

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Archie Valparaiso | 9 September 2009 - 3:17pm

Whistling Up A Scantily Clad Starlet....

Certainly beats the end of Dock Of The Bay

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Freddie Owen | 9 September 2009 - 3:36pm

Why not

put a scantily-clad starlet on the cover for one issue? I know next to nothing about publishing (as is clearly evident) but next time there's a piece on an attractive young lady, why not?

There's precedent for having a cover star not for the main feature (I'm thinking the "Jarvis on Ice" issue), no-one would cancel their subscriptions if it were a one-off, you'd get more first-time readers (I'd assume, though maybe the majority may not be the overly discerning type like the good folk of this blog) and if it gets you a few more subscribers then all the better.

The decision on who goes on the cover is fascinating I think and until Mr. Hepworth first responded to criticism of cover star choice (whenever that was), I'd never given it much thought. however, seeing as the cover is more for the casual buyer than the valued subscriber, why not go for the "sex sells" angle for one issue?

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Joe R | 10 September 2009 - 9:44am

Q did it a year or so back.....

Think they called it the "Sex Issue" and whistled up some scantily clad portraits of Britney, Madonna (yeuch!), Gwen Stefani and Christina Aguilera.

Not sure if it increased their sales that month or altered any demographics.

Certainly stood out on the news stand and was a metaphorical eye catcher.

Wouldn't surprise at all if Q did something similar again with Duffy, Pixie Lott, Sugababes and Lily Allen.

What's wrong with being sexy?

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Six Dog | 10 September 2009 - 10:17am

But measuirng sexiness by the

area of midriff revealed would have giant Haystacks on the cover every week. Nowt wrong with sexiness and glamour but the only airbrusing that interests me is on the side of 1:48 Airfix Spitfire.

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Chris G | 10 September 2009 - 10:25am

I was only thinking...

Whatever happened to Blondie? Now a vintage photo of Ms Harry could be used to accompany an in-depth feature and interview.

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Beany | 10 September 2009 - 4:30pm

I haven't seen the new edition yet...

But I felt the Icons articles in last month's issue was a lot like eating a lot of little canapes when what I wanted was a good meal. Having read the Annie Liebowitz New York article I think Word readers would take something similar and I've no doubt that the Word writers could easily produce something similar.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 9 September 2009 - 3:08pm

Dear Archie

The recent feature on student ents was not a fragture, just a mere dalliance, a trifle of trivia from past events that may have had some relevance to elderley music mentors and young students alike.

One suspects most contributors to the piece are not on Mr. Ellen's digital rolodex and neither received or expected a signed photograph or acknowledgment from the editor-in-chief. There did appear to have been an attempt to involve the loyal readership beyond the blog and letters page and with an absence of PR flim, flam and piffle.

Where I do perhaps take sides with your good self is the example of the John Martyn interview, where a single writer (was it Rob?) seemed to positively click with his subject and captured the essence of a fragile human being that many would have regarded as lower league material but shone through with old first division quality. So there are tales to be told but commercialism has to take a front passenger seat, if not the driver's seat.

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Beany | 9 September 2009 - 4:25pm

I'm not sure where I stand on this one

(and perhaps I'll have to wait to read something by Neil McCormick to form a solid opinion...wahey!) but I understand Archie's perspective. I like the magpie approach to a topic but I'd hate for Word to lose focus on its own inherent ability to be the Last Word on many aspects of music and culture, such has been its significance to me since I started buying it. By that I mean I enjoy Word because of its wordiness and the pool of talent it employs to write in depth as well as in passing.

It seems unfair though to compare "fragture" coverage of the Dame to the NY story on Leibovitz's financial implosion as that is THE cultural story of the year by far (if you discount deaths and divorces). But it also has the significant benefit of being first and foremost a news story with a built-in deadline, thus requiring a significant amount of journalism to bolster its credibility as a 'must read' item when so many others are on the case (cf last weekend's Telegraph).

In comparison what has the Dame got to say for himself other than how his health is these days? I hope he's well but I see little point in him discussing such issues with Word; that seems more applicable a topic to Hello! or OK! or some other exclamatory-based rag. And in a season dominated by 4 scousers and a blitzkrieg of their buffed-up and re-jigged product I doubt he'd have much reason to start talking about his own back catalogue right now.

On balance does the "fragture" compiled from a number of sources say more about the subject or provide more scope/angles for discussion than the one hit, in depth feature by one writer? Given the mini-drama that unfurled after Bono-gate a couple of Words ago I suspect that the former approach is more of a catalyst for discussion.

If an article is written as the definitive word on a subject what scraps does it leave on the table to chew on in the aftermath?

(BTW if you were looking for an angle on Bowie I'd really be interested in his thoughts on the wibbly wobbly way as he seems like someone who has been there from the start in identifying how the Internet could be harnessed by artists to further their "vision". I suspect it would be enlightening reading from a man of his considerable experience in the biz to be able to compare and contrast the pros and cons of the freedoms (real and imagined) that the Internet can bring to artists old and new. Get Peter Gabriel in on it as well.)

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Ahh_Bisto | 9 September 2009 - 4:28pm

All I meant was...

that, given the choice, I'd rather read a piece on Bowie (or any subject, really) by one writer that was seven times as long. The magazine has enough clipped-wing pieces as it is - all the reviews, the regular sections, the Heppo and Collins columns, and so on. I want to read something that's given room to fly.

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Archie Valparaiso | 9 September 2009 - 4:45pm

This’ll keep you busy Archie

A 20,000 word 1978 New Yorker profile of Johnny Carson by Kenneth Tynan; a masterpiece of showbiz feature writing.

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/1978/02/20/1978_02_20_047_TNY_CARDS_000...

I imagine The Word could and would do stuff like that if they had the space, time and access.
Have to disagree with you about those “Day I Met” features. I like them. Different perspectives are interesting and they follow a time-line so there is a proper narrative there. Good magazine features come in all shapes and sizes.

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Richard Lowe | 9 September 2009 - 5:12pm

I understand that Archie

I was just adding to the fragture of this thread with my tuppence worth. :)

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Ahh_Bisto | 9 September 2009 - 5:29pm

Ermmm

last weekend's Telegraph Magazine reprinted the NY story. I wish it was their generated content, the Telemag. gets thinner and less interesting by the week.
This:

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/1978/05/29/1978_05_29_037_TNY_CARDS_000...

is what I call a feature. It also has the advantage of having as its subject one of my heroes Ahmet Ertegun. He's dead and this feature is over thirty years old but this is what I want to read. If I wanted little bits of half digested opinion I'd watch the telly.

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Dr.Pill | 9 September 2009 - 8:05pm

I agree with Archie

I spent the hols in a cottage in France which has a pile of old music mags - Uncuts, Mojos, Words etc etc and it struck me then how nice it is to have a big long feature talking about people I'm really interested in. Not necessarily an interview with the talent itself but a proper critical analysis on their work. This is even more interesting when it's someone whose work I don't really know - and which makes me want to investigate further.

The light quicky read sardonic stuff is good fun too. but a nice chewy piece like Barney Hoskyns used to write in Mojo makes for a perfect afternoon on the sofa as opposed to a 5 minute scan on the tube.

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Twangothan | 9 September 2009 - 5:29pm

or 5 minutes

on the khazi even!

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Ahh_Bisto | 9 September 2009 - 5:30pm

khazi

That is definitely where Word scores over the likes of Mojo, although it does mean I can't spread the Word, so to speak, as no-one seems to want to read it after I'm finished with it...

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BryanD | 9 September 2009 - 5:53pm

Mojo's

more absorbing, I find.

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Captain Underpants | 9 September 2009 - 6:19pm

The NME used to be absorbant,

but now it's gone all Izal.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 9 September 2009 - 6:55pm

Reminds of a very funny response to a complaint letter

Dear Sir
Thank you for your letter, it was a very satisfying wipe.
Yours sincerely

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Austin | 10 September 2009 - 3:41am

Rolling Stone

has never rocked my boat. I've tried many times, but it always seems so editorially up itself that I give up in disgust. Again.

GQ, Vanity Fair and Esquire are the sort of Mitsubishi Shogun and Rolex watch advert-adorned bling mags I read at the dentist. I just can't take them seriously. If I walked down the street carrying a copy I'd feel like that Myers fellow in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

Which leaves Word. And I have to agree that I prefer meaty, beaty, big and bouncy articles to the bitty stuff. But the fact remains that Word bits and pieces are better than almost anything in plenty, or even most, of the other 'lifestyle' magazines. So as long as I'm fed something that requires reading, learning and inwardly digesting from time to time, I'll still be reading it.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 9 September 2009 - 7:06pm

Ditto

Over the years I've bought the odd Rolling Stone but despite all the star names writing for it, always found it rather uninvolving.
I never like the cont,d p 96 style either.

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Carl Parker | 9 September 2009 - 9:08pm

I enjoy reading

anything about a subject I'm interested in, if it's written by good writers with a personal connection to the subject. Word: I Read it for the Writing - how's that for a t-shirt slogan?

But then again, I remember when seeing an icon like Bowie on the cover of a magazine meant there would be some input from that person. And I feel a teeny bit swindled when there isn't.

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Captain Underpants | 9 September 2009 - 7:18pm

hear hear

echoes bargepole. An artist on the cover when there's really no new input from said artist in the magazine is a little bit naughty.

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bargepole | 9 September 2009 - 8:25pm

Except

Kate Bush. Phoooaarr.

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Beany | 9 September 2009 - 9:11pm

Not in the original Manifesto

A couple of months ago I found an old interview given by The Hep when The Word was launched (I can't find it now, any ideas?) which I'm sure said that the distinguishing feature of the Word was going to be the depth of articles. I'm sure that he even mentioned a lengthy wordcount per article as a commitment to making space for quality writing. I agree that there is much more impression and less insight nowadays.

And it's pleasant to see that no one is having a go at Archie for daring to express his disatisfaction. There's none more Word that Archie.

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peterafifer | 9 September 2009 - 9:34pm

What this thread needs

is a piece by Backwards7. I too would prefer some longer in depth interviews but the mag is still a cut above.

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Sour Crout | 9 September 2009 - 10:40pm

I'm not convinced length is guarantor

of quality the most telling part of the AL article is that she spent £850 a time on books to record her new babies bowl movements illuminating clearly her attitude to money which led to her being skint.
A large part of the rest article is high class sheet sniffing about her private life the sort of thing that has stopped reading celeb profiles for several years now, I'm just not that interested in that sort of thing.
Also I don't necessarily think that with the artists covered in Word there'll be any great revelations into their character etc unless they have been "lying" in their songs all these years and they are unlikely to gush forth in an interview anyway.

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Chris G | 9 September 2009 - 11:54pm

high class sheet sniffing

What a great title for an album. Who would it be by?

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Vulpes Vulpes | 10 September 2009 - 10:10am

The end of the wor(l)d is nigh!

There's not that much meat around these days.Care for some GM?

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bricameron | 10 September 2009 - 4:53am

Something had to give

I was dismayed when I saw the latest Word cover for similar reasons to Archie. And on top of that I didn't find any of the other cover lines enticing. Although as David says, I suppose it is better to reserve judgment until I've read the magazine.

But here's the thing. Wasn't it inevitable that the quality control would dip over the dog days of summer? This was written - when - July, August? I was half-expecting one of the issues over this period to be below the usual standard. (And to be honest I thought it would be the last one, but I really enjoyed that.)

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Joe Robert | 10 September 2009 - 10:07am

I'd rather read

anything about Bowie rather than Robert Wyatt, with all due respect to the latter.

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Black Type | 10 September 2009 - 10:15am

Personally, I feel the exact

Personally, I feel the exact opposite

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man.of.soup | 10 September 2009 - 11:22am

If this visceral real time journalysis

gets any closer to the bone, I'd forgive Mssrs. Ellen and Hepworth for keeping their heads down in here.

I think we should be applauding the Word staff in general for allowing us to dissect their endeavours so brutally honestly. Not only that, they even join in. Can't see any Murdoch accolytes allowing the same with their publications.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 10 September 2009 - 10:15am

Hang on, Mr Fox

Like yourself, we're all big fans of the mag round here, hence why we visit this blog and care so much about the mag. One of the downsides of the rise in popularity of the Internet is the enormous growth in unsubstantiated criticism as its proponenets can hide behind the veil of virtual anonymity.

However, I think in this thread, people are trying to raise valid points and would like to be constructive rather than just say, "that's rubbish." That frame of mind is one of the reasons why this blog is so great to frequent.

Mind you, I'll agree that we should be applauding the staff for allowing us to have these discussions. I know it's freedom of speech and all that, but it's great the staff seem to follow the approach of the oft-misattributed Voltaire quote. I'd imagine if anyone dare criticise the Murdoch regime on one of his sites, they'd be taken to a dark room and shot.

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Joe R | 10 September 2009 - 10:24am

To leaven my comments above

I will still buy it. It's become a cliche around these parts but a bad Word is still head and shoulders above the competition. And this website, realtime journalysis and all, must be working - because it is precisely why I find myself needing to see what's in the magazine, whatever the cover says.

Edit: this was intended as a reply to Vulpes but ended up in the wrong place.

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Joe Robert | 10 September 2009 - 10:32am

I'd rather

wait til I actually read the bloody thing rather than trying to work out if its any good or not from a jpg of the cover.

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DogFacedBoy | 10 September 2009 - 10:27am

Point missed

My point was about the prevalence of this type of feature format in general, not this particular example of it. Or am I supposed to eat another radish before telling you I don't like them?

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Archie Valparaiso | 10 September 2009 - 11:24am

Yes

get em down you until you say you love em.

One single voice on a subject can be dull, a variety of POV can be interesting. Its just a different way of approaching things. To suggest that it is dumbing down is plain ridiculous.

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DogFacedBoy | 10 September 2009 - 3:55pm

I too long for the days of the long, discursive pieces

in which Mojo and Word used to specialise.

They still appear from time to time but rarely to the depth that they used to. I'm really not fussed about the picture-infested 'fragtured' article. It was appropriate for Smash Hits but I understood that the Word was intended to have a little more depth than that?

It would be a shame - but totally understandable - if it was economics that was driving David and Mark to make these changes.

I read the first issue of Loops last month and it was a pleasure to read a solid 25 page article - the fact it was written by Nick Kent and contained few photos was a bonus. The whole magazine had the look and feel of a Granta rather than an A4 monthly. If I were asked, that's the direction I'd like to see the Word move in, rather than being a rival to Q, Mojo, Uncut, etc etc.

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stimpy | 10 September 2009 - 10:33am

If it were a case of economics...

and I was asked "Would you be prepared to pay £1 or £2 a month more to have long, involved features in The Word?", my answer would be "Yes I would."

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Patrick Crowther | 10 September 2009 - 11:22am

Economics

Sending a hack off for a couple of weeks, expense account akimbo, to research and write a long feature is no doubt a lot more expensive than calling up seven hacks and getting them to do 1,000 words each, off the top of their heads, by the end of the day.

And I also now think I see what DH was driving at when he said that Word wasn't strictly comparable with the American mags I listed. The smallest of those mags (New York) has ten times Word's circulation, and the U.S. Rolling Stone's circulation is forty times larger. That means that those publications can presumably count on ad revenue that's several-fold what Word can secure, giving them the luxury of much swankier editorial budgets, as well as fast-track - perhaps even Lear-jetted - access to the people they want to spotlight.

But, like Patrick, yes, I'd pay more for more full-bodied features.

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Archie Valparaiso | 10 September 2009 - 12:18pm

Simple economics

Lord Stimpy of Stimpfordshire has in his usual laconic yet adroit fashion hit the nail on t'head.

I think Mark and David, Fraser et al - do a remarkable job - a great deal with not very much by way of resource.

They have passion, imagination - and contacts. As a result, they are able to produce an extraordinary package across print and online and via the CD. The podcast continues to be a wondrous thing.

The "fragtures" are still readable - but I suspect a virtue made out of econmic necessity.

Time and the digital tide wait for no-one and I think we should be thankful that we have what we have for now - and trust and hope that they are able to continue to provide as much as they do for as long as they can.

In a world, where The Observer may close - nothing is certain or secure.

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Sheev | 10 September 2009 - 11:55am

I suspected this might happen

I feel a bit like when I'm asked, "How do I look", and I reply "I love that dress," only to receive the stinging retort, "What's wrong with my hair?" (Been there too, eh?)

By calling attention to one specific aspect of the magazine that I wish - perhaps unrealistically - were otherwise, I wasn't by extension griping about every nut, bolt and bulkhead on the Good Ship Wordipop. Long may we sail in her. Arrrr!*

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*Only nine days to go until Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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Archie Valparaiso | 10 September 2009 - 12:13pm

I'd like to be the first

to complain about the use of 'journalysis'.

Has anyone actually read it yet? My copy arrived this morning but I'm working from home so I've resisted the temptation so far.

To answer an earlier question, I reckon High Class Sheet Sniffing would have to be by either AC/DC or Whitesnake.

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BryanD | 10 September 2009 - 11:47am

“Has anyone actually read it yet?”

Being too idle and disorganised to ever get round to suscribing I bought it this morning along with the Times and the Silk Cut (I’m so last century I still smoke and read newspapers). Lunched “al desko” with it and I don’t know what all the moaning is for. The Bowie piece is really good. Read it and you’ll understand Bowie better than you did before. Which is what it‘s all about. Good issue.

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Richard Lowe | 10 September 2009 - 12:27pm

I refer M' Larned Friend...

to my reply to Mr Facedboy, hereinabove.

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Archie Valparaiso | 10 September 2009 - 12:36pm

I was wondering

whether 'journalysis' was something people did as a sideline during their staycation.

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Black Type | 10 September 2009 - 3:13pm

and I'd like to be the first to say

lay off my portmanteau; what's wrong with it?

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Vulpes Vulpes | 11 September 2009 - 2:51pm

isn't this thread in danger

of becoming a 'focus group'?

Word is Word because it does things no other mag does, and I may be meringue in thinking this, but I put it down to 'maverick' talent

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James Blast | 10 September 2009 - 3:27pm

Dame Fortune

Just read the Bowie piece. I devoured it, in fact - thought there was some truly insightful writing in there, and all the stronger for refracting its subject matter through the prism of several different writers. That's a substantial wordcount, all told. I work as a features editor and I know that it's hard for a single piece of writing to sustain that length without losing structural integrity somewhere along the way.

I'm intrigued to learn the thinking behind the cover, though. It seems a little perverse to cover up the Dame's most iconic feature.

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Nick_Setchfield | 11 September 2009 - 12:49pm

“’Come and explain yourself, you rascal.’”

A few years ago, while rooting through a stack of decaying volumes in a second hand bookshop, I discovered a hard-backed compilation of Harmsworth Magazine, which was in the process of unbinding itself. Harmsworth was an illustrated magazine for boys. Part of its charm was the variety of subjects it touched upon - a combination of short stories and quirky factual pieces. You can get a taste of the magazine courtesy of the Gutenberg project here. Don’t miss the opportunity to read about “Criminals convicted by microscope” and also a rather unsettling article concerning a zoo devoted to the breeding of white animals, described as “Lord Alington’s quaint hobby.”

I find the modern equivalent of Harmsworth in The WORD, in the sense that the latter aims for the same breadth and variety. There’s always a lot to read in WORD and I don’t object to this piecemeal approach because generally the pieces are well-written; if there’s an article that dwells in some way on the person of Roger Waters, I know that I’ll only have suffer him for a couple of pages. It suits the way that I consume magazines, as a means of filling the gaps in the day. Last night I stood in front of the stove with The WORD folded back on itself in one hand, while the other hand occupied itself with more boring task of stirring a Quinoa risotto (a Quisotto?)

I read the Bowie article this afternoon. It contains enough beef to send Morrissey running for the hills. It’s just served-up in the form of a casserole or a good quality pie, rather than a steak. The danger of articles where you’re one step removed from the subject is that, with the focus of the piece in absentia, the writing can sometimes deviate off topic. While I enjoyed Clark Collis’ contribution - The Good Sport, a better title might have been ‘How I got a job on Entertainment Weekly’, since its author and Bowie share equal billing. Overall though, the cover story was an interesting read.

One thing that is becoming more common in The WORD, but which I would like to see less of, is the grouping together of album reviews in a single article. Occasionally it makes sense: David Quantick's joint review of The Cribs and Bad Lieutenant works because of the obvious common ground shared by the bands and the fact that he gets a page to devote to both records.

Elsewhere Rob Fitzpatrick attempts a feat of juggling seldom witnessed outside of Covent Garden, when he reviews seven tenuously-linked albums across four uneven columns. The end result doesn’t do the albums justice, it doesn’t do Rob’s writing any favours and it’s not particularly satisfying to read. Sometimes the best writing in The WORD is parcelled-up in a small review. These big ‘multi-pack’ affairs usually turn out to be less masquerading as more.

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backwards7 | 12 September 2009 - 8:58pm

I predict a punch up

Arch vs Neves
scene 1: interior - a smokey pub in Londinium - Sir AV enters, Neves is in a small booth, books and ledgers spread out, various drinking vessels and condiments lie in disrepair...

I back Arch

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James Blast | 13 September 2009 - 2:24am

Smoky pub?

Buck up, JB - you're even more uncontemporary than I am.

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Archie Valparaiso | 13 September 2009 - 10:00am

Not read the Bowie bit yet

because I like to start at the front and work my way to the, er, back. It could take me weeks to get there. Given the similar pieces, written by the best brains that the music world has to offer (and that Quanttick feller..) I guess it is the equivalent of those popular CDs re-recorded and re-imagineered that one finds on Spotify and supermarket shelves.

Y'know the ones. The best of The Sweet (without Brian). Or Bert Scroggs's Barclay James Harvest play Mockingbird and Other Tracks. Blow me down they are not on the original label. Who would have thought that.

Dear (The) Word; just don't EVER go so low as to be Hallmark or Contour label of the music mag world. You are so much better than that. If you can't get THE MAN (or woman) to agree to an in-depth in-sightful in-terview in-The Word then kidnap the bugger, lock them in a room and only release said "interviewee" after answering 100 questions truthfully. That should do you for a few future issues.

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Beany | 13 September 2009 - 10:14am
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