Please yerselves then....maybe it was a bit rubbish.

I had to go to the doctor for the mother in law the other day to get some sleeping pills.

The doctor asked me why she needed them.

"Because she's woken up" I replied.

LD gone but not forgotten.

the other morning playing a lament on my euphonium when the wife, who was prising her teeth out of an apple, looked back at me and said softly, 'Joey.' She calls me Joey because she always wanted a budgie. She said, 'I'm homesick.' I said, 'But precious one, this is your home.' She said, 'I know, and I'm sick of it.

The genius of Les