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What's the worst album title, ever?
Whilst browsing the racks of my local HMV, recently, looking for some sale bargains, I noticed a copy of the most recent Meatloaf CD. Entitled "Hang Cool, Teddy Bear" I reasoned that this must be one of the most awful album titles, ever. Now, I've no idea what the music contained within is like, but were I a fan of Mr Loaf, I think I might think twice about purchasing an album with a title like that.
So, what are the worst album titles, ever? The title could have no bearing whatsoever on the quality of the music itself. Indeed, "OK Computer" is one of my favourite albums ever, but I always thought that title sounded a bit iffy. Thirteen years on it sounds dated, and will sound even more dated in another ten years, but the music is timeless. I've never gone a bundle on "Sgt Pepper" either......
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Charlotte Church
Tissues and Issues.
I really thought you
were making that up. Looking it up on Wikipedia I saw this:
A rare issue with printing issues, perhaps ?
[Gets coat, tissues]
Inspired, so I believe, by 'Where Are You Baby'
by the mighty Betty Boo (hello Alison).
"I've used up all my tissues 'cause there's more serious of issues"
Has there ever been a more tortured example of forcing a line to scan against it's own protestations?
When does the Betty Boo revival start?
I want to make sure I am out of the country when it does...
'Listen Without Prejudice Vol.1' by George Michael...
it's obvious, isn't it? :-)
Case proved
Next!
Volume 2
Will the day ever dawn when we are treated to LWP, Vol 2?
The compliation "Ladies and Gentleman, the Best of George Michael" was a duff title too.
It was actually 'Gentlemen'
which I took as an amusing reference to his then-recent toilet 'activities'.
A far better title....
Lovely review of this in NME at the time, just said,...... "Listen Without Speakers"
Close,Patrick
I remember The Two Dannys (Baker and Kelly) on Radio 1 deciding that was number 2. Number 1
Older-George Michael
Lou Reed - Street Hassle
It sounded like an expression a headmaster desperately trying to impress his sixth-formers would say.
I don't know...
...is this not a case of the title being, by some way, better than the album?
Magic & Loss. Now there's a terrible title. A bit like Love & Theft actually. Rubbish.
Van Halen's
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
The schoolboy joke was sort of mildy amusing the first time you heard it. Within days it had worn so thin you could read a newspaper through it.
Van Halen - OU812
Was this a response to David Lee Roth's solo album Eat 'Em And Smile? Either way, it was a crap title, but I did quite like the album. Mine All Mine - Tune!
H to He, Who am the Only One
Never like the title of this Van Der Graaf Generator long player but it does contain a killer of a track, er, Killer.
Nonsense...
but it sure has stuck in my head for the last 40 years or so! I still say it to some young folks occasionally just to see the puzzled expression on their wee faces. According to wiki:
'The band explored the complete range of phonaesthetics from euphony to cacophony'. Must try that one next Friday night.
And I thought
phonaesthetics was what Apple paid Jonathan Ive to do
[Gets coat, holding phone carefully.]
Sting's making a big for the title
I see his new LP is called Symphonicity
That's quite good in it's own way.
Not unlike Zappa's run of live albums from the Joe's Garage era:
Joe's Menage
Joe's Corsage
Joe's Domage
Joe's XMASsage
Almost
Symphonicities. As advertised on TV.
Point taken
That post wasn't my finest work spelling wise. For "big", read "bid" and for "Symphonicity", read "Symphonicities". Either way, I still think it's a terrible title
And there was me thinking it's a very clever
play on the old Police album title, "Synchronicity" - especially with it containing re-workings of old Police songs that can simultaneously live alongside each other...
Welcome Back My Friends to
Welcome Back My Friends to the Show That Never Ends... Ladies and Gentlemen
Danny Baker would no doubt disagree
He's not the only one...
:-)
Agree
That's all.
"Love Beach"
isn't a great LP title and the cover... well, that must win an award for one of the All Time Naffest LP Covers Ever In The Entire Known Universe (And Beyond) Award.
Also agree
With both points. Still, the cover was an accurate reflection of the quality of the music.
Joni Mitchell's
Miles of Aisles
It was a live album. Do you see what she did there?
AND
Donovan's A Gift From A Flower To A Garden
Great album, but even in 1967 buttocks were firmly clenched whenever the title was mentioned.
You see, Don was the flower and we, the fans, were....
Oh never mind.
See my sadly ignored thread elsewhere for chapter and verse on this one.
Can I select Alanis Morrisette's second album...
"Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie."
She might as well have called that "Don't Buy This Mr Ganglesprocket, You Really Won't Like It Very Much"
Surely far worse that Listen Without Prejudice Vol 1?
I disagree that it's worse...
Morrisette's album title - whilst admittedly awful - is simply nonsensical and daft.
Michael's on the other hand is a barely concealed whimper saying "Please treat me seriously, I am an artiste" that is so pitiful it hurts.
I reckon any...
...album that gives itself a Vol I in the title is a bit up itself. See also Club Classics, Traveling Wilburys (though they redeemed themselves slightly by missing out Vol II).
The thing about LWP, is that it is a truly great album, and I don't think he needed to be so pitiful, as you put it.
Still, he does seem a rather fragile character. Bless.
Soul II Soul
To be fair to Soul II Soul, they continued the theme even when it made no sense (see Vol. IV):
Club Classics Volume I (1989)
Volume II: 1990 - A New Decade (1990)
Volume III: Just Right (1992)
Volume IV: The Classic Singles 88-93 (1993)
Volume V: Believe (1995)
Volume VI: Time for Change (1997)
Fiona Apple's second album
had as its title a poem of moderate length, which I will not even bother looking for, although it started 'When the pawn...' Pretentious? Pointless? Piffle? Not a bad album though.
I love Curve, but 'Pubic Fruit' was alway a bit of a worry.
Ted Nugent's live album 'Intensity In Ten Cities,' which I've never heard and probably never will. Not a clever pun. Incontinent in ten continents - see what I did there?
And was there ever a Listen Without Prejudice Vol 2?
Pubic Fruit!!
I thought that couldn't be true but have just checked. What were they thinking?
the clue's
in the cover
Has to be Limp Bizkit's...
Chocolate Starfish and the hot dog flavoured water.
Did this band do anything that wasn't embarasingly awful?
Their was also that Fiona Apple cd that had a very long poem for a title.
A prize for Mr Durst
I was going to suggest You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish but MrSib's idea is much better. A crude, oafish, lumpen, witless, lowest-common-denominator album title for a similar group, similar music, similar frontman and similar fans.
Another "Volume 1"
a rightfully obscure Aussie band from the 70's called Hush had a few local hits mostly with inferior versions of classics like "Bony Moronie" and Dave Clark's "Glad All Over"
When they released their greatest hits album it was rather grandly called "Hush Greatest Hits Volume 1"
I am still awaiting Volume 2.
Prince
has had some odd album titles ("Lovesexy" anyone?) but the one usually described as "Symbol" surely takes the biscuit?
Win!
Edinburgh band from the late 1980s. Their album....
Uh! Tears Baby (A Trash Icon).
...and it's still in my top 10 today. Includes the best ever name of a track "It May Be A Beautiful Sky Tonight But It’s Only A Shelter For A World At Risk"
I disagree
that title is a WIN! as is this one
So many contenders
"Muse Sick N Hour Mess Age" - Public Enemy
"Locust Abortion Technician" - Butthole Surfers
"Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" - Smashing Pumpkins
"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tune a Fish" - REO Speedwagon
"Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
I actually think that "Archandroid" is a fairly shocking example of the form, although it's a decent album.
FYI…
'Hang cool teddy bear' is a quote from Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls. Whether that makes it any better as an album title I really couldn't say.
For utter lack of inspiration, the Stereophonics' 'Keep Calm And Carry On' takes some beating.
Agreed.
See also Just Enough Education to Perform.
Sloppy, just sloppy.
Standing on the Shoulder of Giants...
.. to be fair any of Oasis' album titles could qualify
- I can understand why this assault on English grammar got past the Gallaghers but surely they must have proof readers?
Vigil In The Wildnerness of Mirrors by Fish
Wilfully prog
Chocolate Starfish and the Frankfurter Flavoured Water or something like that by someone I can't recall. I always thought that sounded vile.
Ooh, I've just remembered
Duran Duran's Seven and the Ragged Tiger
John Oates - Phunk Shui.
I know which part of Mr Oates I would like to firmly plant my "Shui" upon.
Anything Self-Titled!
Anything "self-titled" - just shows a lack of imagination to me and seems especially indulgent when it's a solo artist. (Quite possibly just me on this one...)
..so not a Peter Gabriel fan then?
?
Nope!
Even less so since I heard him murdering "Street Spirit (Fade Out)"!
More Fish....
Script for a Jester's Tear by Marillion.
Never heard the album, but a truly awful title.
you're lucky
I've heard it. It is ,indeed, awful.
Missing...Presumed Having a Good Time
by the Notting Hillbillies. Terrible band name and album name. Probably a terrible album too, but who could be arsed to listen anyway.
Amazed nobody's mentioned these yet
"Handbuilt By Robots" - Newton Faulkner
"Smile... It Confuses People" - Sandi Thom
Both are far too "You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!" and annoy me enormously.
Sandi Thoms Greatest Hits
Was a far more amazing title.
Goats Head Soup.
I WIN!
Also, it has a terrible cover. And some terrible songs.
For some reason we
had a copy of this on a wall at my school-maybe the 6th form common room.
Lacking any knowledge I assumed it must be "Ram Jam", which made sense to me at least.
It was a disappointment to discover I was wong ;-)
Bubonique - 20 Golden Showers
Cathal Coughlan and Sean Hughes bonkers early 90s side-project. Thought this was hilarious at the time. Not so sure now.
Difficult Shapes & Passive Rhythms,......
.......Some People Think It's Fun to Entertain. By Chin Crisis.
My teeth ache just thinking about it.
...sorry...
...I just had to check that on Wikipedia, I really thought that was two albums.
So they must have toned it down for "Working with Fire and Steel" and "Flaunt the Imperfection" then?
erm...actually
I've just checked Wikipedia again and its
"Working with Fire and Steel - Possible Pop Songs Volume Two"
..so they stuck to their guns!
Nope, that's the snappy title of one album.....
The reason that it springs to mind is that it was one of my older sister's collection of cassettes that I would rifle through when I was "allowed" to use her tape recorder.
Even as a 10 year old, I can remember thinking "this is not good".
The serial offenders award goes to...
...Chin Crisis!
1. Difficult Shapes & Passive Rhythms, Some People Think It's Fun To Entertain
2. Working with Fire and Steel - Possible Pop Songs Volume Two
3. Flaunt the Imperfection
4. What Price Paradise
5. Diary of a Hollow Horse
6. Warped By Success
Chin Crisis?
Is this the little-heard Jimmy Hill/Bruce Forsyth duo?
Budgie
Oh yes. They made a truly terrible racket, with titles to match (Crash course in brain surgery!!).
My nomination is their album 'If I were Britannia, I'd waive the rules'
(groan)
It must be an age thing
because I love Budgie and their If I were Britannia, I'd Waive The Rules LP featured strongly in my list of best album titles on another site.
Also in the "best" list were a couple of splendidly named progtastic offerings from 1970:
Fox - For Fox Sake
Jody Grind - Far Canal
Perhaps you had to be there?
your love of Budgie is admirable mr. mojo
seems to me there's a lot of 'good' titles in this list. Just below us for example.
Three from Caravan
For Girls who grow plump in the night
Cunning stunts
If I could do it all again I'd do it all over you.
My how we laughed.
Stunning C***s?
*gets coat*
"New Gold Dream
('81 '82 '83 '84)"
"Sister Feelings Call"
"Wall To Wall Cacophany"
"Sons And Fascination"
"Empires And Dance"
"Sparkle In The Rain"
What the twattin' heck was all that about? Jim Kerr's celebrated protuberance was clearly draining the blood from his brain for a number of years before he wised up and handed naming duties over to someone less light-headed.
"Wall To Wall Cacophany"..?
It's "Real to Real Cacophony". Which is much better, obviously.
actually
it's Reel to Real Cacophany, which is utter toss
Nope;
That's a misprint on the early 2000s catalogue re-issue. The original was definitely Real To Real Cacophony; I got it out and checked.
If we're going for serial offenders
I give you Felt. Their albums in order:
Crumbling the Antiseptic Beauty
The Splendour of Fear
The Strange Idols Pattern and Other Short Stories
Ignite the Seven Cannons
Gold Mine Trash
Let the Snakes Crinkle Their Heads to Death
Forever Breathes the Lonely Word
Poem of the River
Train Above the City
The Pictorial Jackson Review
Me and a Monkey on the Moon
Bubblegum Perfume
Pretentious, moi? All wonderful albums however.
and the follow up
After Felt (and Denim) did Laurence not go on to be Go Cart Mozart, who produced the fabulously named Racing Up The Album Chart!
I have never heard Felt in my life....
... but those titles make want to explore the works of the Macc Lads in some detail...
How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb...
...oh, just f*ck off Bongo...
Wasn't his idea Paxy old chap.
Thought up by Damien Hirst actually, fact fans.
Can
I still want Bongo to f*ck off though?
??
Is this because of something else you've misunderstood?
Just remembered this...
Pretty drool huh.
Commercial Suicide.
Terence Trent D'arby - Neither Fish Nor Flesh (A Soundtrack of Love, Faith, Hope & Destruction)
Terence Trent D'arby's Vibrator
Terence Trent D'arby's Symphony Or Damn: Exploring the Tension Inside the Sweetness
Phil Collins
"Hello, I Must Be Going!"
Yes, please and take your shite songs and you stupid baked bean head with you
Er...
Live and Let Live
10cc Live. Ha and indeed ha.
Genesis - Three Sides Live - particularly rubbish since the UK version had four sides of live material.
Slade
'Til Deaf Us Do Part (cringe-worthy pun, but quite a good cover)
Johns Children - The Legendary Orgasm Album (maybe a contender for "best" title too)
Band in-jokes...
Blackfoot released an album in the 80s called S.I.O.G.O. an acronym for the tasteless phrase used to greet any young lady who made the mistake of coming to see them backstage. Sorry, can't bring myself to type it in polite company. It's not that there are any swear words in it, i just leaves a nasty taste in my mouth...
Oh dear....
...I wish I hadn't googled that now....
Blackfoot
In 1984 the same band released an album called Vertical Smiles. Check out the cover and you'll get the idea.
I laughed until I stopped.
Pretentious, moi? the second..
Space minds, new worlds, survival of America by Leroy Jenkins
One too many salty swift and not goodbye by Cecil Taylor
As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls by Pat Metheny
Tales From Topographic Oceans - Yes
I adore Yes but this was an awful title for their weakest and most pretentious album - and that really is saying something. Rick Wakeman still refers to it as Toby's Tubocharged Gocart - he hated it so much he left the band. Tormato is a poor title too, but Relayer and Going For The One are ace.
Not a great title..
..but not their weakest by a long shot (It's certainly better than their first two, and miles better than any Rabin era Yesmusic.)
As for Wakeman..he's released more useless records than anyone in the history of the world.
including one entitled
'Rick Wakeman's Criminal Record' which featured Bill Oddie on vocals.
Crowded House have a couple
Temple Of Low Men
Intriguer
Come to think of it "The Beatles" is a pretty dumb title for an album too.
Temple of Low Men
is supposedly an Eastern metaphor for the female sexual organ - this could be apocryphal, of course.
Which is kind of why it's so bad
Are we supposed to chuckle knowingly, aware that the real title is "C**t"? (Using asterisks here to address the firewall issue).
It puts the House in the same bag as Whitesnake and Pearl Jam etc where they don't belong.
Golly gosh I'm being adamant and righteous here!
Speaking of which
have we had "Slide It In" yet?
Not apocryphal
I remember reading that they'd found a list of euphema for naughty bits. The album was originally going to be called The Eye Which Weeps Most When Best Pleased. I think it might have been in a Q interview.
I'm not particularly keen on...
"Humanure" by Cattle Decapitation. Such a charming cover design, too.
Tyrannosaurus Rex
My People Were Fair and Had Sky in Their Hair... But Now They're Content to Wear Stars on Their Brows.
..or some kind of bollocks.
With John Peel, reading a Bolan-penned fairytale for the album's closing track "Frowning Atahuallpa (My Inca Love).
Oy Vey Baby
..by Tin Machine.
because (a) it sound far too L.A.
(b) its by Tin Machine for Chrissake!
Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
surely?
although...
Let me step in here and defend China Crisis on a purely musical basis. Flaunt the Imperfection, especially, deserves a revival. Produced by Walter Becker, you know. In 1985, that made it the closest thing to a new Steely Dan album.
"The Spaghetti Incident?"
Yes, complete with quotation and question marks. Takes band in-jokery to new heights of annoyance. Use Your Illusion, Pts I and II, are quite shite too. And it's too bad actual band names don't qualify. Guns N' Roses, with its illogical abbreviation and frankly stupid use of apostrophe, has stuck in my craw for decades now.
a new level
Use Your Illusion takes arse titles to a new low IMO
I agree about the N' too
whiney cock obsessed Amerikan dicks, good band though - not as good or even close to Aerosmith all the same
Rubber Soul
tsk
What's wrong with...
... Rubber Soul? It was the inspiration for my number plate: R SOUL.
Battle Hymns for Children Singing
Haysi Fantayzee's finest. I think I'm the only person in the world to own it.
When it comes to worst single titles ever, surely Cocteau Twins take the prize. Twee beyond belief.
Song titles
surely part of their ethereal charm?
I really genuinely think that...
... "Heaven Or Las Vegas" is a brilliant title.
Oh! I see you are saying single titles. Fairy nuff.
I'm sorry...
...but I used to like the Lemonheads till they released 'Car Button Cloth'. So dreary it makes you want to stop listening to music...
Transvision Vamp - Little Magnets versus The Bubbles Of Babble
So bad it wasn't even released
Not released
in the UK perhaps. But it did appear in the US, Australia and elsewhere. It's still on Amazon as we speak.
Pompous Welsh windbags (Manics not Aneurin Bevan)
'This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours' which contains the equally smug 'If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will be Next'.
As Paul calf would have it. 'Students. Bag O Shite!'
A Contender
Robbie Williams
In And Out Of Consciousness
The Greatest Hits 1990-2010
Released October, in time for Christmas and cashing in on the Take That reunion. Thanks EMI. Now f***uck off. Even has a crap cover.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Greatest-Hits-1990-2010-Out-Consciousness/dp/B00...
I've been trying like buggery...
to get him out of my consciousness for the last 15 years. Still haven't bloody managed it...
Roxette's Greatest Hits.....
....collection was called "Don't Bore Us, Get To the Chorus"
Enough said.
It´s still better than
The Pop Hits (featuring their pop hits) and The Ballad Hits (featuring their - wait for it - ballad hits).
Bad title, sleazy cover, cheesy band
How about 'Fanx Tara' by Sad Cafe?
Dreadful!
Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
by Alanis Morrissette.
Criiiiiinnnnnggggeeeee.
A friend in college used to wear one of her concert t-shirts with the slogan Intellectual Intercourse.
Criiiiiinnnnnggggeeeee.
Pretentious or nonsense ? Or both ?
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace - Foo Fighters
Christmas and the beads of sweat - Laura Nyro
Outlandos d'Amour/Reggatta de Blanc/Zenyatta Mondatta - the Police
The dream of the blue turtles - Sting ( Named after a drem he had )
Shooting rubberbands at the stars - Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians
In praise of older women and other crimes - Kid Creole & the Coconuts
In lust we trust - the Ark
Lotusflow3r/Mplsound - Prince ( his endless fascination with silly spelling reminds me of my school days when the pocket calculator was introduced at maths and the hight of comedy was to type a set of numbers and turn the calculator upside down so the display revealed a word - preferably a four letter one. Oh how clever we felt...but we were thirteen/fourteen years old. How old is Prince now ? )
Some of these records are quite good, but you wouldn't know it from their titles.
Ten Summoner's Tales
Sting seemed to think we'd all be very impressed to know that he had read some Chaucer. He'd done something similar with Shakespeare, too. And Nabokov. What a strange combination of insufferable pomposity and sheer obviousness.
Slightly more to that Sting title
You may already have realised this and not thought it worth mentioning, but anyway, it's a play on his surname, Sumner. And wasn't the album supposed to be more autobiographical than usual? If memory serves, it included All This Time, which I thought was a pretty good song.
I believe that calculator number was
5318008
Worst Album Title EVER
I believe you are all wrong. The worst album title ever was "Jesus Loves Me" by Wayne Carr.
http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/dorks/carr.html
If you'll notice his picture, as well, please. What's he wearing? Something's wrong. And then take a few moments to note his name is Wayne Carr. Hmmm...Wayne Carr, Wayne Carr...
Or...
Best album title?
Dial M For Motherfucker (Pussy Galore).
Beat that, readers!
OK Computer a bit dodgy?
It's a hitchhikers reference!
Gentlemen take Polaroids
Okay chaps, what's all that about then?
brilliant album that still snouds great
Don't know if it was actually released
But I read an interview with Mike Love which stated he had an album in the pipeline called Mike Love Not War.
There is a BB bootleg
with that title of various odds n sods (ML being the sod)
"Everybody Knows Sonia"
The title of the flame-haired SAW-produced songstrell's 80s album. Wonder if the phrase "In the Biblical sense" meant anything to them.
"Enema of the State"
Blink-182
Terrible name, terrible band
Worthless Bastard Rock
That's the name of John Butler's (lead singer of Diesel Park West) second solo album. Anyone got it????
Not sure if I really like it or not but it obviously wasn't going for the mass market. Or even a market at Mass.
Going to see the Diesel's in Putney tonight too. Worthless bastard rocks again.
Decency by Diesel Park West
The first album I purchased on CD..
Decency by Diesel Park West
yes but the albums title was lifted fron the song Drowning While the World Cries Decency and thats an altogether different slant.Magnificent.
Worthless Bastard Rock
A treasure a record
Urban Hymns anyone?
Turned down by Alan Parker Urban Warrior for sounding like it's trying too hard...
That reminds me...
A local country act called their album 'Bourbon Hymns'.
From a purely squeamish point of view
anything to do with maggots gets a big thumbs down from me.
So we have Funkadelic's Maggot Brain
Then there's the unfeasibly rare self titled 1971 prog/folk offering from Nuneaton duo Fresh Maggots
(and we can only pray that there were, indeed, Nuneaton) boom, crash!
Actually, Fresh Maggots probably also qualifies for the worst band name award as well. I seem to recall they claimed the name was inspired by a sign they saw outside a fishing tackle shop.
I recently uncovered...
An album in Barnados by anonymous singer songwriter who had called his CD "Who Cares What the Album's Called?". Which immediately made me realise how much I *did* care.
OMD - "Architecture And Morality"
"Two equally hot potatoes" as Alan Partridge once mused...
News just in
Phil Spectors wife Rachelle has just released an album called 'Out Of My 'Chelle'.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/inside-story-the-weird...
Peel
Hmmm, that's not great but it does remind me of one of the best album titles ever.
On Peel's Dandelion Records in '69, a record by Mike Hart who'd been in The Liverpool Scene.....'Mike Hart Bleeds'.
Oh my
Sorry to resurrect this old chestnut, but on opening iTunes today I notice McCartney's new album is 'Kisses on the Bottom'. WTF? as I believe the youngsters are apt to say. A contender perhaps ?
He's having a laugh
To be fair to Macca, his tongue is firmly in his cheek there. The title is a line from the song I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter:
Kisses on the bottom
You'll be glad you got 'em
As long as it's just the cheek
As long as it's just the cheek
Just the one cheek
hopefully ;-)
'Quite literally'
'Tongue In Cheek', then, Nicey
A great album from Miss Springfield but really
Everything's Coming Up Dusty is the worst album title ever. Bar none.
Lumukanda – That Was Zen - This Is Tao
also
can we forgive Stevie Wonder for 'Fullfillingness' First Finale' ?
or Elton John for ‘Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy’
Gary Glitter - 'Touch Me' - don't go there, don't even read the map.
"Well, well," Said The Rocking Chair
Dean Friedman's hit album. Never liked the title. Not very 1978.
I thought Danny Baker
always cited this as the worst album title:
Frightful though many
of the above suggestions may be, you're all wrong...