but I listen to the podcast, not the live show.

The chucklesome duo were talking about something similar on their 6Music show this weekend - namely about the tube. One of them said (I think it was Adam), "when on the tube, I look around, assess everyone there and imagine that if there were some kind of crash and the people of this carriage had to form their own civilisation, would I be the chief? If the answer is yes, I award myself a mate by looking around the rest of the carriage."

I never go around imagining myself playing a sport (and if I did it certainly wouldn't be football or cricket as I'm rubbish at the former and don't understand the latter), so I'm quite glad to hear that in general men are supposed to think about other things too.

I think mostly I have music playing in my head, even when I've not got the iPod on. I'm not imagining myself playing the music in front of legions of adoring fans all or anything, just the music.

And now I feel like I've given too much away.

She says she walks down the street and imagines she's in a pop video or in a big song and dance routine from a musical. And guess what - she's the star.

That's just SO weird. Girls, huh!

Where do you get all this spare time from? It's all I can do to spend 16 hours musing idly about breasts.

Danny Baker is the king when it comes to these kinds of observations. He,like many of us i suspect,had a whole league season with made up teams going on inside his head.
David is right about kids still commentating on Sport whilst playing it. gang of them doing exactly that this morning.
Let's be honest here too,who is an imaginary Rock band ?
For an Exercise at University i organised a concert made up of bands that would appeal to English language Teachers.
Starring
LOCAL SUPERSTARS- VIC VOCAB AND THE GRAMMATICS
SOUL LEGENDS - AL FABET (HIT SINGLES-26 LETTERS.ABC)
with Special Guests ;HOMER WORK &THE D.I Y.BAND
DUB REGGAE HEROES-- GENERAL RULE and THE EXCEPTIONS , The IRREGULARS
RETURN OF NEW WAVE HEROES
PUNK 2 NATION (ORIGINAL LINE-UP)

MARK QUESTION (VOX)
PHIL STOP (GUITAR)
ANN PERSAND (BASS)
CURLY BRACKETS (DRUMS)
SAM E COLON (VIBES CONTROLLER)
TOP BOY BANDS
- 121(NO1 SINGLE-PRIVATE CLASS)
`N´TENSIVE(NEW ALBUM,5 DAYS A WEEK,ONE MONTH A YEAR)

D.J ELLIE MENTARY (BASIC LEVEL RECORDS) DJ STU DENT
M.C RHETT ORACLE

Whenever I'm striding purposefully to work I plug in to the iPod and imagine myself as the singer/ guitarist of the band I'm listening to. There is no gender bias, I am a very versatile performer.

As a break from my hectic imaginary touring schedule I think about how I would direct a pop video for the song.

But then I'm not a big sport fan. It's good to see others are the same!

In my head I'm DJing to a room full of people. I have the song 'playing' whilst wondering what would fit in as the next record and how I would mix it. Naturally, they mix perfectly and the crowd go wild. Repeat until distracted.

Find myself giving interviews about my extraordinarily late entry into rock and roll stardom.

When I was about 10 and Beatles obsessed, I used to get myself to sleep by imagining I was on Mastermind (the grown up version - I was a child prodigy of course) and my specialist subject was ....The Beatles.

I would then proceed to ask myself question after question about The Beatles which, incredibly, I always got right! I never got to the general knowledge round (was always asleep by then) but was always ahead at the half way stage....

A later variation was imagining I had a time machine & would go back to the Cavern club to meet the Beatles in 1961. I would already know all the future Beatles songs of course and I would join the band and effect a "co-write" of all the songs (Dolly-Lennon-McCartney)by giving them the ideas ("how about a song about wanting to hold a girls hand? It could go something like this...."). I'd be John Lennon's best friend and all the girls would love me! (I must have been a year or two older than 10 by these dreams.)

that's enough of your fantasies (would rather have been Gareth Edwards and THAT try).....where's the Literary Randomiser? I know you get tetchy about the copyright so...over to you.

at traffic lights

and hook at will on the motorway.

who proceed to wow the room for hours with out tight set and razor sharp dance routines. We don't want fame, we just enjoy the buzz

My musical fantasy usually consists of being the rhythm guitarist in an eight-piece indie-rock/baroque-pop band; usually with strings and a couple of girls (for harmonies in particular). I like to imagine I'd write the lyrics, but I'd stay hidden in the background (stage-right? The side Lennon stood anyway!), allowing the lead singer and lead guitarist to grab all the attention that, inevitably, the band will get. Of course, my vocal ability will be good enough to provide the odd harmony, backing vocal and perhaps even a solo spot of my own . Sometimes, we'll swap instruments and I'll occasionally double up on bass guitar, or rookie piano.

In a nutshell, the band is a mix of Arcade Fire and Belle and Sebastian.

Names we've played under so far, include, Walrus Gumboot, The Versificators and Ogrizovic. Our first EP is to be titled "At Last...Some Songs"; and we'll probably be signed to Parlophone.

About being a top DJ, being a lead singer in a band and writing live music and film reviews. Then I actually became all these things (not, I should stress, with anything like the success I'd imagined) and the fantasies stopped. Now I think the best I can do is fantasize about winning the Booker Prize. So that's what it's like to get old.

about being a good dad and never, ever shouting at the kids...

Dreams are wonderful things.

I've left six or seven defenders on thier backsides.I have just pulled back my hair trigger right boot to launch the ball into the top corner.It will win the cup in 33rd minute of extra time at a twinned towered Wembely. When down swoops a dragon and whisks me away... dream ends.
This has been happening from the age of 7 to 38.

I also bowl fast medium at the Oval against Austrailians having been selected from the crowd as a likely looking character. Lots of wickets, no runs... I think you know the rest

...as soon as my lawyer gets the restraining orders rescinded