Entertainment For Lively Minds
What I don't understand about Pop Music (and allied trades) this week #567
Cheesy Actors?
During the recent release of the new "Twilight film" I was sent a link to an America celebrity website and amongst the pictures of variously sexed lovelies wrestling with towels and swim suits I was struck anew by the weirdness of American actors names.
Fairly soon it seems every young American actor is going to be named after a recently revived variety of English blue cheese that or the site of the discovery of a multimillion pound hoard of Anglo Saxon gold.
Here's a choice selection from the cheese board (they all come with walnut bread, quince chutney & dessert grapes) ask our staff about our selections of Ports.
Leighton-meester,Taylor Lautner , Penn Badgley, Tinsley Mortimer.
Anyone else found an actor etc whose name would be better suited for a cheese or maybe a brand of hair oil?
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Ashton Kutcher
- from a small village in Dorset. Bit mild for some palates
Charlton Heston
Hand made in our remote Texan barns, and inspired by the English cheesemaking traditions of Dorset and the outre culinary skills of modern chefery, this strongly flavoured delight is fashioned from old shotgun cartridges and righteous indignation. Typically presented in a craggy skinned wedge shape, this is a true old testament cheese.
Also from Dorset
I like a nice chunk of Cagney Lacey - with a cracker or two and some pickle
glad it not just me!
from the West Wing Dairy we have a nicely mature piece of "Bradley Whitford" which is always popular with our female customers and also slim wedge of the ever popular though increasingly mature unpasteurised "Stockard Channing" .... curiously "Abbey Bartlet" is type of Pear used to make Mathew Perry!
Representing Germany
The exquisitely nutty flavour of an aged Hasselhoff.
From the cast list of 24
Sprague Graydon. A strong, highly scented soft cheese from Wiltshire. A ripe one can clear a room in seconds.
It's like the A303 game.
All the towns and villages in the West Country sound like retired British thesps. Compton Dundon, Worth Matravers, Weston Bampfylde, Marston Magna.. "Wonderful fellow, Marsty.. I was in the Scottish play with him at The Garrick in '62.. complete joy.. love him to pieces.. drinks like a fish, of course.."
Nempnet Thrubwell
Silly old sod nearly set his own trousers on fire doing panto one year at Oldbury On Severn, late in his career. Always was a devil for the cider of course, and you couldn't stop him once he'd started on his famous 25 verse version of the 'Threshing Machine'. Came from old money, you know, oh yes. Many times great grandfather had been a man of wealth and a gentleman inventor. Came up with some sort of artillery accoutrement much beloved of Wellington. Minted they were. Old Thrubbie gave it all up for the slap and the limelight.
In the New Forest
Whenever we drive through the New Forest, the sign post for Rufus Stone always makes me think of an old Motown star. He settled in Britain in the 70's and now makes a tidy living playing provincial theatres in shows called something like 'Aint no mountain high enough! a celebration of the sound of motor city'. Sort of second division Motown, not quite Marvin, more like Edwin Starr.
Hayden Panettiere
A creamy smooth cheese, goes well with rye crackers and mango chutney. May contain nuts.
I'm partial
to a morsel of slightly nutty Courtney Arquette