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What have you learnt today?

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Today I've learnt that the man responsible for this...

Was also the man that arranged the strings on this...

Harry Robinson I salute you!

So what have you learnt lately?

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Quite a lot

I am attending Uni this week as part of my part time MSc.

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Uncle Wheaty | 7 December 2011 - 9:01pm

Unlikely Liaisons or Perfectly Matched?

I've learnt recently of the current courting going on between...

David Mitchell and Victoria Coren - Sarcasm Squared

and here in Ireland...

David O'Doherty and (The Lovely) Lisa Hannigan - Two of the nicest people on the planet it would appear. Never heard a bad word about either of them and both well worth catching live.

and an odder one...

Michael Smiley (Tyres from Spaced, quality stand-up and more recently actor in some heavy end movies Kill List and Outpost) is married to well-known journalist Miranda Sawyer.

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Bamber | 7 December 2011 - 9:51pm

David "Last man to be picked at the dating agency" Mitchell

and Victoria Coren?

If I wasn't so plainly jealous - good work fella.

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pompeygeorge | 8 December 2011 - 7:12pm

Dear Old Dad

He's not unlike her dad is he, as I'm sure others have said before.

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SimonL | 9 December 2011 - 10:10am

There has to be

an 'Only Connect' joke in there somewhere

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tkdmart | 9 December 2011 - 12:23pm

I have learnt that...

Brook Benton's version of Rainy Night in Georgia is bloody marvellous.

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Patrick Crowther | 7 December 2011 - 11:06pm

Good as Gladys?

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man.of.soup | 8 December 2011 - 1:22pm

sensation

that The actor who played Robin's brother in "Man about the House" was the same actor who played "Tristan" the neighbour in "George and Mildred".
Did Thames TV think they'd get away with this ? and how daft were the Ropers not to notice this.
And in more MATH trivia.
Sally Thomsett who played an 11 year old in "the Railway Children" was 2 years older than Jenny Agutter who played her older sister.
also Sally James was in "the Railway Children".

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Sour Crout | 8 December 2011 - 12:09am

That

Hobo is a shortened version of Homeward Bound.
Apparently.

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McLongWhiteCloud | 8 December 2011 - 6:12am

Margaret Thatcher

Her famous quote "The lady's not for turning".

Today I found out it's actually a pun on the title of a 1948 play by Christopher Fry The Lady's Not for BURNING (my caps).

I never knew that until I read about the Fry play in the Kenneth Williams Diaries yesterday.

And, as a footnote to the OP, one of the sax players on the Lord Rockingham's XI single Hoots Mon was Benny Green who later became known for his writing (Punch etc) and appearances on several BBC radio panel shows. He was quite a fascinating character.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Green_(saxophonist)

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mojoworking | 8 December 2011 - 7:07am

Benny Green was a hero of mine

A kindred spirit with a love for jazz and cricket

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Henderbeast | 8 December 2011 - 7:46am

And his son

Leo Green is also a well-known sax player. He's worked with countless people including Van Morrison and Jeff Beck.

Until recently Leo was Artistic Director at Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club in London and he also does radio work.

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mojoworking | 8 December 2011 - 7:58am

Benny Green

An excellent broadcaster.

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jackthebiscuit | 8 December 2011 - 5:41pm

Swearing

is apparently a bad thing.

Well, I was ******* gobsmacked.

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el toro calvo grande | 8 December 2011 - 9:42am

Robin Gibb...

...was on the train derailed in the Hither Green rail crash in which 49 people died. It was on the same day that Massachusetts went to number one, the Bee Gees' first.

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kb | 8 December 2011 - 11:14am

I'm proud to say

I've learnt precisely nothing *today*, other than what I've read on this website.

Recently? I've learnt that it's a lot of fun to sing "Moon River" badly with friends after too much wine. That I love dancing to klezmer bands (*especially* when they do the "Hava Nagila"), and that REM's cover version of "King Of The Road" is one of the worst atrocities ever committed to record.

Slightly less recently, I've learned that Hannah (of this parish) is the proud possessor of an alomost ridiculous level of kindness. Publicly, thanks Hannah.

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man.of.soup | 8 December 2011 - 1:27pm

You say that...

...but I saw her punch a kitten in the face.

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Bob | 8 December 2011 - 2:40pm
davebigpicture | 8 December 2011 - 5:35pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Man.of.soup, you're very sweet, thank you xxx

Bob, bother, didn't realise you'd seen that. Mr Schnookums was giving me some seriously fluffy aggro though. xxx

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Hannah | 9 December 2011 - 1:24pm

"Mr Schnookums"?

I'm surprised he didn't punch back...

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man.of.soup | 9 December 2011 - 1:30pm

King of the Road

So true - Michael Stipe clearly never considered what the lyrics meant, or he wouldn't have got so many of them wrong.

I have ripped every track of my considerable collection of CDs - except that one. Oh, and Elton's Song for Guy.

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PeteWingrave | 8 December 2011 - 7:52pm

Dead Letter Office sleevenotes

I think I remember reading that the band were wasted on alcobooze at the time. Which doesn't make it a good recording but does excuse a few things. And I don't like speaking ill of the departed... *teenagery sobs*

edit: Their version of Moon River wasn't so great either.

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murrance | 9 December 2011 - 9:33am

Yesterday

I learnt that carrying a floppy and silently delirious seven year old into a doctor's surgery is a sure-fire way to get a whole row of seats to yourself.
And that the NHS is completely and utterly amazing.
(He's on the mend now).

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katyg | 8 December 2011 - 2:19pm

it is too

it's not til you get to use the system that you realise how amazing it is. Glad to hear the young man is OK.

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Nick Duvet | 9 December 2011 - 1:01am

I love the NHS

We've used most of it's services to address our daughters thsnkfully minor but panic-inducing ailments over the last few years.

NHS Direct. The Ambulance Service. Never less than marvellous in my experience.

It's a socially funded miracle and a jewel in our national crown. If there is a God he should bless it.

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Beezer | 10 December 2011 - 12:34am

Ich habe ein bis Deutsch gelernt

and it’s making my head hurt

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Alan Latchley | 8 December 2011 - 5:58pm

I've learnt...

...you can't really run a news service and take part in a chat forum at the same time. The Warsaw stock-market closing report is now 10 minutes late. For those interested, the WIG20 is down 1.9%.

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madfox | 8 December 2011 - 6:30pm

She Caught The Katy

I was listening this very excellent song by Taj Mahal (a version of which also featured in the Blue Brothers movie).

"She caught the Katy, left me a mule to ride"

It occurred to me I had no idea what the song was about.

I learnt that the K-T is/was the Kansas to Texas railroad.

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Nick Duvet | 8 December 2011 - 7:01pm

I didnae know that either

But it makes sense, isn't the next line "the train pulled out" or something?

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pompeygeorge | 8 December 2011 - 7:15pm

I always assumed

"Katy" was a corruption of "caddy" / "Cadillac". Thanks for the insight!

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Roast Potato | 9 December 2011 - 10:00am

Kitty

"Kitty" is a nickname for Cadillac. It's used in several songs including Mary Lou by Young Jessie, Ronnie Hawkins, Steve Miller Band etc.

Perhaps one of the US bloggers can explain the origin of this?

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mojoworking | 9 December 2011 - 10:17am

Isn't it just a bit of backchannelling

from kitty-cat (or 'kiddy-cad', if you pronounce the t that way)?

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murrance | 9 December 2011 - 12:08pm

Makes sense

Thank you!

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mojoworking | 9 December 2011 - 12:22pm

Learnt at school today

If a pupil leaves a carton of milk in a locker for so long that it swells up and finally explodes, the smell can make you gag a corridor away.

Apparently there was some packaged ham that was swollen like a balloon in there too. Luckily the caretaker managed to defuse that one.

Bless 'em.

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pompeygeorge | 8 December 2011 - 7:28pm

reminds me of the Futurama locker inspection

Beaurocrat: "Worker Fry, why is there yoghurt in this baseball cap?"
Fry: "Uh, I can explain! You see, it used to be milk and... well, time makes fools of us all."

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murrance | 9 December 2011 - 9:40am

I've just found out..

...that the former next-door neighbour of my dad and my late mum has died in his early 60's. He falsely accused my brother-in-law of assault leading to a court case that accelerated the death of my already ill mother, almost caused the end of my sister's marriage and was responsible for an enormous amount of upset, grief and recrimination within my family at an already difficult time.

I've never been one to wish death on anyone, I violently oppose capital punishment in any circumstances, but I am glad this man has died. I have similar feelings about Thatcher, I don't wish her dead, but I'll be glad when she does die.

Does this make me a bad person?

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Neil Dyson | 9 December 2011 - 9:58am

Yes, it does

But don't worry, it makes me a bad person too. I have been waiting for Thatcher to die for years. She won the first three elections in which I was eligible to vote and during that time she ruined this country. I have never forgiven her. You're in good company.

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madfox | 9 December 2011 - 12:42pm

I found out that

11+2=12+1, and 'eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'

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tkdmart | 9 December 2011 - 12:20pm

Talking of spooky numbery stuff...

Just before Mrs M's 50th earlier this year, I was struggling for something clever to put in her card. So I did a little experiment. I added together the seconds, minutes, hours, days, week, months and years she had been alive, then added each digit of the answer to get a smaller number, then added those digits together, etc, until I ended up with...50!

That freaked me out. Obviously, I didn't continue the exercise by adding the 5 and the 0 together to get five. That would have defeated the object. She was fifty, not five. She appreciated my efforts anyway and was suitably spooked. ("Ooh, is that really true? Did you double-check it?" "Of course I did, I'm a bloke. Just enjoy your special birthday equation, it probably won't work ever again.")

It was January! It was cold out, it was all repeats on telly!

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madfox | 9 December 2011 - 12:59pm

The stringy bits on celery are called "lignin"

apparently. A lovely science bloke told me that.

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Hannah | 9 December 2011 - 1:27pm

You use up more calories eating celery than there are in it

Indeed. Not if you deep fry the sucker and smother it in chocolate.

*does Mrs Krabappel laugh*

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Beezer | 9 December 2011 - 1:36pm

If you work in a certain government building

like I do, staff enter through secure gates comprised of sealed glass pods. You step in, it seals it self, and then opens on the other side to let you in to the building.

I learnt that not very many civil servants have seen Spinal Tap and my ludicrous daily Derek Smalls trapped in-a-pod gag goes unrecognised.

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Beezer | 9 December 2011 - 1:42pm

Glass pod access and egress

We have these in the bank building I work in - there are some for access to the car park. Never seen them until yesterday as I cycle into work, but had cause to go into said car park yesterday dinner time. Soon as I saw the 'pod' Spinal Tap pinged into my mind.

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red barchetta | 9 December 2011 - 1:53pm

Do you ever

fart in it?

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pompeygeorge | 9 December 2011 - 10:42pm

No

It's sealed for approximately 3 seconds while i'm in it. I'd never get out alive. I deep fry celery (see above)

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Beezer | 9 December 2011 - 11:16pm

Today I learned that

Curt Kobain's great-grandfather invented the pink cleaning agent that is commonly used in Brillo Pads.

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Pax Romana | 9 December 2011 - 1:43pm

In the words of George Benson

'Never give up on a good thing.'

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Stick | 9 December 2011 - 2:36pm

Fine advice indeed.

as is 'Remember what makes you happy.'

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Hannah | 9 December 2011 - 4:41pm

Seems I'm ruinously and disastrously

Absent-minded.

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Stick | 9 December 2011 - 6:55pm

Jerusalem artichokes

I learned today that the after effects of eating these the night before are powerful, pungent and sustained.

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red barchetta | 9 December 2011 - 1:55pm

Standard paper sizes

all go back to the days of parchment (i.e. sheepskin).

A folio was generally the biggest paper size you could get out of a whole sheep; smaller paper sizes – tabloid, quarto and so on – are all subdivisions.

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Brookster | 9 December 2011 - 11:23pm

That

Lord Rockingham's XI really was 11 people - it's kind of obvious, but I've never searched for a picture of them so had always imagined it was a slight exaggeration.

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Slick | 9 December 2011 - 11:30pm

A bit like

The Temperance Seven, which actually contained 9 members. They used to explain this by saying the band were always "one over the eight" (well, it must have seemed funny in 1961).

The Temperance Seven were a kind of precursor to the Bonzo Dog Band and New Vaudeville Band and at various times their line-up included the brothers of Neil Innes and Ronnie Wood.

Naturally they were produced by George Martin.

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mojoworking | 10 December 2011 - 12:23am

This

The cost of the World Cup site in Qatar is more than the entire Apollo project or Shuttle programme. And much more here:

http://xkcd.com/980/huge/#x=-11570&y=-2966&z=5

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BigJimBob | 9 December 2011 - 11:38pm
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