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What Do You Think Tiger Woods Should Say To-day?
Posted by Nicodemus on 19 February 2010 - 1:12pm.
Announcement at 4pm:
'Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior,' his manager Mark Steinberg said.
http://www.rte.ie/sport/golf/2010/0219/woodst.html
"I'd like to apologise to all the hot women I didn't get around to"?
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"I'd like to aplogise..
..to my penis for this enforced holiday..normal service will be resumed as soon as possible"
He should put on some shorts, strap on a guitar and sing this...
Anyone fancy a shag?
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Who cares ? Perhaps he
Who cares ?
Perhaps he should tell everyone that he has chopped off his cock - now that shows commitment!
Its should be
'I'm fucking loaded even after she takes half - so up yours!'
"F**k you all...
...I'm moving to a country like France or Italy where they're less likely to be fixated on what I do with my hands when I haven't got a golf club in them, and where I won't be treated like an uppity n****r for having the temerity to be the best at what I do."
Thank you "Onion"
for their usual wonderful perspective
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to