Entertainment For Lively Minds

Word RSS FeedsWord Magazine on YouTubeWord Magazine on Last FMWord Magazine on Share My PlaylistsWord Spotify PlaylistsWord Magazine on FacebookWord Magazine on Twitter

What *do* you look like?!

Stick's picture
Posted by Stick on 26 January 2012 - 4:14pm.

This is hilarious... ly awful.

http://www.splitting-images.com/celebrity_list.html

You can imagine the agency being run by Merchant and Gervais, in a sitcom.

Who's the worst-alike, do you think?

0

Remarkable

They have five different Sven Goran Erikssons
http://www.splitting-images.com/sven_eriksson.html

0
Fraser Lewry | 26 January 2012 - 4:20pm

Makes you wonder if they're

cheating on their wives with Ulrikalikes.

1
Stick | 26 January 2012 - 4:29pm

There's a bloke

who stands near me at the football who's another dead ringer for Sven.

I think Sven has a certain combination of features that many middle-aged men have. Like Kenny Rogers (before he had the facelift).

0
Brookster | 26 January 2012 - 7:50pm

This is the worst

by a long chalk. She's not even bothered to do the post fame scrubbed up version.

http://www.splitting-images.com/coleenMcloughin.html

0
Leedsboy | 26 January 2012 - 4:25pm

Elton John?

Surely that's Maureen from Driving School?

1
Gatz | 26 January 2012 - 4:28pm

Oh good lord

http://www.splitting-images.com/sammy_davis_junior.html

0
eminentdan1978 | 26 January 2012 - 4:30pm

this site is making me vomit with laughter

http://www.splitting-images.com/robin_williams.html

0
Stick | 26 January 2012 - 4:40pm

Robin Williams?!

He looks more like Marjorie Proops!

0
Paolo Meccano | 26 January 2012 - 4:59pm

Oh me oh my

Wow, a taxi driver with a porn tache blacking himself up.

I'm guessing he's quite busy amongst certain clientele.

0
badger_king | 27 January 2012 - 5:12pm

I cant imagine this lady is

I cant imagine this lady is massively busy these days, but I guess she might also double as nicole kidman, Mick Hucknall and the evergreen Charlie Drake ...

http://www.splitting-images.com/charlie_dimmock.html

0
Charlie Mingles | 26 January 2012 - 4:39pm

Well, she's got one thing right

Two, actually.

1
madfox | 26 January 2012 - 5:29pm

That's what I call

an outstanding double.

1
donttellhimpike | 26 January 2012 - 6:36pm

And

Ray Parlour.

1
Leedsboy | 26 January 2012 - 6:07pm

Look! Mark Ellen's

got one

Needs to work on the shirt though.

1
Ahh_Bisto | 26 January 2012 - 4:43pm

He looks like my bank manager

I don't suppose there's as much work as a lookalike for him though.

0
Neil Dyson | 26 January 2012 - 4:54pm

Blimey!

Sir George Martin's fallen on hard times having to work as a Sven lookalike

1
Ahh_Bisto | 26 January 2012 - 4:47pm

FX: Phone

FX: Phone Rings

RECEPTIONIST: Hello Spitting Image Lookalikes. How may we help you?

MAN: Yeah, I'm looking for a lookalike for my mate's stag do. Have you got Jordan?

RECEPTIONIST: I'm afraid our Jordan is fully-booked for the next month. I can offer you an Edith Piaf?

http://www.splitting-images.com/edith_piaf.html

0
Charlie Mingles | 26 January 2012 - 4:55pm

Did Edith Piaf play Angie in Eastenders?

0
Hawkfall | 26 January 2012 - 5:02pm

if she did, I''m sure she

if she did, I''m sure she lived to regret it ...

1
Charlie Mingles | 26 January 2012 - 5:11pm

Bob Dylan???

More like Graham Parker!

http://www.splitting-images.com/bob_dylan.html

0
Beany | 26 January 2012 - 5:01pm

"You don't look anything like Bob Dylan"

"I do too! If you cover my eyes with sunglasses and my mouth with a mouth organ. And use your imagination."

0
Archie Valparaiso | 26 January 2012 - 6:57pm

Ah, you beat me to it!

0
Paolo Meccano | 26 January 2012 - 5:10pm

Peter Cetera

now works as a Gordon Ramsey lookalike

0
Ahh_Bisto | 26 January 2012 - 5:04pm

Was that taken when Gordon Ramsay was in New Order?

I think he joined the band when he retired from Rangers after helping them win the European Cup, scoring a hat trick in the final against Barcelona.

1
Hawkfall | 26 January 2012 - 5:09pm

...

Sadly things don't always end happily in the Gordon Ramsey impersonation business

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-do...

0
Slotbadger | 29 January 2012 - 10:59pm

Poor man

But WHAT a headline

0
FakeGeordie | 30 January 2012 - 11:21am

It seems that there's nothing...

...to back the story up:-

Gordon Ramsay’s Badger-Eaten Porn Dwarf: Just a Myth?

0
Paolo Meccano | 30 January 2012 - 4:10pm

George Formby: The Bela Lugosi years

http://www.splitting-images.com/george_formby.html

0
Paolo Meccano | 26 January 2012 - 5:05pm

he's a local George Formby

for local people

1
badartdog | 26 January 2012 - 6:41pm

I've seen him do

his Formby show, complete with ukelele, at a charity gig. He's excellent.

0
ianess | 29 January 2012 - 1:33pm

Jaws

Say what you like, but I think he's scarier than the real-life Jaws

http://www.splitting-images.com/jaws.html

0
Hawkfall | 26 January 2012 - 5:05pm

Jaws?

I'd presumed that was a shapeshifting George Osbourne - without the human mask.

0
Charlie Mingles | 26 January 2012 - 5:14pm

He looks nothing like

a shark.

0
milkybarnick | 27 January 2012 - 2:38pm

I don't believe it

Thomas Dolby is now plying his trade as a Richard Wilson lookalike

0
Ahh_Bisto | 26 January 2012 - 5:09pm

Vince Clarke from DM / Erasure

Surely?

0
FakeGeordie | 26 January 2012 - 6:03pm

Trying to imagining the circumstances when anybody would want

to hire a Rick Parfitt lookalike?
Unless you were Francis Rossi and Rick wasn't feeling particularly well

0
Martin Simmonds | 26 January 2012 - 5:10pm

Pop Stars Lookalikes Breaking Wind

Crossover Alert!

1
Ahh_Bisto | 26 January 2012 - 5:13pm

Hah

I thought that Sven up top was Steve Howe before a court appearance.

0
Vincent | 26 January 2012 - 5:31pm

The david bowie lookalike

looks like a lookalike of bob geldof in a wig.

http://www.splitting-images.com/david%20bowie.html

1
Stick | 26 January 2012 - 5:41pm

mixed with Martina

Navratilova.

0
Mr Fade | 26 January 2012 - 8:01pm

sophie loren

Sophie?
Otherwise very convincing.

1
badartdog | 26 January 2012 - 6:16pm

these are awful

http://www.splitting-images.com/harry_enfield.html
http://www.splitting-images.com/rick_parfitt.html
http://www.splitting-images.com/lorrainechase.html
and why on earth anyone would want a Rick Parfit lookalike is beyond me when you could get the real one for 20 quid and bus fare.

3
Sour Crout | 26 January 2012 - 6:19pm

Ello. I'm Gaz.

http://www.splitting-images.com/george_clooney.html

0
Stick | 26 January 2012 - 6:25pm

I brought this site

to the attention of the GLW when she was looking for a part-time job a while ago. She's regularly compared to one of the names on the list, I'd say who but she's unlikely to forgive me if I do.

0
donttellhimpike | 26 January 2012 - 6:41pm

dotelluspike

.

4
madfox | 27 January 2012 - 1:14pm

Photos

What crap photos.

0
clivetemple | 26 January 2012 - 7:16pm

More lookalikes

I used to peruse this website for similar reasons. Unfortunately she had a clearout of really rotten ones and I suspect many Splitting Images clients are also on her books.

0
Brookster | 26 January 2012 - 8:10pm

Englands Brave & Loyal John Terry

Not sure thats exactly the pose they should have, what with the court case & all that

7
NJC | 26 January 2012 - 10:53pm

The Jack Nicholson

lookalike Meyrick Sheen is Michael Sheen's dad. Fact!

0
sirbriancannonhunter | 26 January 2012 - 11:20pm

That's odd

None at all for Tony Gubba? I thought there'd be dozens of 'em.

1
Malc | 27 January 2012 - 1:22pm

Strangely

The Russell Crowe 'lookalike' looks more like Ricky Gervais than both the Ricky Gervais 'lookalikes'

0
Andy Mackenzie | 27 January 2012 - 3:33pm

That Ricky-Gervais-does-Bernie-Clifton picture....

...takes the bizareness to a whole new level.

0
madfox | 27 January 2012 - 3:47pm

Similarly...

their "Rick Parfitt" is actually a dead ringer for Eric Clapton, while their "Eric Clapton" looks like Alan Rickman doing his much-loved Bee Gee impression.

0
Archie Valparaiso | 28 January 2012 - 7:50pm

Next Massive mingle

Can we get some along for amusement purposes?

0
badger_king | 27 January 2012 - 5:17pm

Les Battersby??

This character has't been in Coronation Street for five years! Do they have an Eddie Yeates lookalike too?

0
Zanti Misfit | 28 January 2012 - 8:01pm

I also assume...

Raisa Gorbachev must be positively snowed under with work.

0
Archie Valparaiso | 28 January 2012 - 8:05pm

If you close your eyes and imagine the REAL person

it might work.
Otherwise, most of this lot will not pass muster

A Kevin Spacey lookalike could also (possibly) tout for work as a Robert Lindsay lookalike.
This one looks more like my postman
http://www.splitting-images.com/kevinspacey.html

Michael Owen? Well, he's got an England shirt on
http://www.splitting-images.com/michael_owen.html

Wheres Noddy, Dave & Jim? This one looks nothing like Don Powell
http://www.splitting-images.com/sade.html

1
Rigid Digit | 28 January 2012 - 8:33pm

This must be the place...

Where David Byrne does a fairly good Del Boy. I wonder if there is a David Jason somewhere that looks like David Byrne?

http://www.splitting-images.com/del_boy.html

Also, for some reason, we see Maria Sharapova skulking around a back-to-back house in Bradford.

http://www.splitting-images.com/maria_sharapova.html

If I looked like Maria Sharapova I would, firstly, never leave the house - but secondly, I would have my photo composed in a more tennis-y setting.

Finally - I can't imagine there's much call for a Raisa Gorbachev lookalike these days.

0
Austin | 28 January 2012 - 8:24pm

Two for the Price of one

http://www.splitting-images.com/ian_mcshane.html
For the woman in your life who loves Lovejoy and Englebert.this is the offer for you.
Photobucket

0
Sour Crout | 29 January 2012 - 12:12pm

3 for One

McShane, Humperdinck and Blackburn - it's like the 1970s and 1980s all merged into one person

0
badger_king | 29 January 2012 - 10:42pm

This is more convincing.

0
Paolo Meccano | 30 January 2012 - 4:08pm
Privacy Statement    ©  2006 - 2012 Development Hell Ltd