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What Did The Skint Cannibal Season His Stew With???
Posted by Tony Donaghey on 25 September 2009 - 7:30am.
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Cannibals
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do cannibals do at a wedding?
Toast the bride and groom.
A cannibal says to his friend...
"What a day yesterday - I had a methodist missionary for breakfast, a catholic missionary for lunch and an episcopalian missionary for dinner."
Friend says " Wow - and how are you today?"
"I think I feel an ecumenical movement coming on"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his bum.