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What are we?

Mousey's picture

Word Bloggers?

Wordettes?

Word People?

Word Nerds?

Massive - um, somethings?

How about "Non-Genre Affiliated Folks Of An Uncertain Persuasion"?

I dunno.

Do you?

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I thought we were

"The Word Massive".

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kidpresentable | 25 August 2011 - 10:21am

Do you like the name "The Word Massive"?

I always cringe a wee bit, the term "The Massive" has a bit of a whiff of Ali-G about it (that ship sailed yonks ago).

I can't think of a better term though. The best I could come up with was "The Word Readers" and that's pathetically shit!

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fatMark | 25 August 2011 - 12:40pm

That surely is the point

There is no perceived cachet or cool in the use of the term Massive. Consequently its usage here is extremely appropriate.

That's the way I see it, anyway

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Carl Parker | 25 August 2011 - 12:52pm

What Carl said

its a non Alanis Morrisette ironic statement

Big up to the Egham Massive crew BTW

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 1:06pm

A question from rainman

Sorry Carl, I'm totally rainman, do you see it as:

a) "The Massive" is ironic because it's a term used ages ago by gansta rapper types. It's now so uncool that to use it is saying "we definitely don't mind being uncool, infact we will mark ourselves as such"

-or-

b) For the love god, no you pie, I was thinking something completely different, duh, stop posting here and W.A.S.T.I.N.G.E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E.S.T.I.M.E

Btw. I'm an excellent driver. Kmart sucks

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fatMark | 25 August 2011 - 1:15pm

It could be both

or it could be neither.

However I wouldn't be so ill-mannered as to use B but I'm not particularrly taken with A as you've defined it.

Anyway I can't speak for everyone, because I'm merely an atom in the molecule that is the Massive. As I said that's the way I see the usage.

On the other hand as I think David Hepworth was the man who coined the term WOrd Massive, perhaps he's the better source to interrogate.

Please don't ask what my valency is, because I don't know.

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Carl Parker | 25 August 2011 - 2:01pm

It could be both it could be neither???

My Rainman brain can't cope, I'm getting a migraine!!!

And if the massive is made up of atoms, then surely it won't be convalent bonds, but ionic, seeing as we are an i(r)onic collective (see what I did there? It's o.k. I'll punch myself in the face).

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fatMark | 25 August 2011 - 5:01pm

Re: Do you like the name "The Word Massive"?

Yeah it's fine, works for me :)

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kidpresentable | 26 August 2011 - 1:17pm

Massive

members.....or is that just Lenny?

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el toro calvo grande | 25 August 2011 - 10:22am

We are The Word Massive

everyone hates us and we don't care

Female of the species are 'Word Birds' and are far deadlier than the male

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 10:25am

The scene

that celebrates itself?

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jimmyshoes01 | 25 August 2011 - 10:29am

we - ee -ee

are the Grumbleweeds

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badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 10:37am

Earworm alert

I have now been running the theme tune through my head for nearly 3 days now so thanks for that!

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daddyclark | 27 August 2011 - 7:48pm

we are all

prostitutes

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badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 10:37am

we are all

individuals...

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badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 10:38am

I'm not

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Chimney Singing... | 25 August 2011 - 10:39am

Nor me neither

I'M NOT AN INDIVIDUAL!!!!!

I'm Brian!

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Mousey | 25 August 2011 - 10:50am

Then you're not the messiah...

..and you're a very naughty boy.

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daddyclark | 25 August 2011 - 6:38pm

we are all...

... unique - just like everybody else.

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Formbyman | 27 August 2011 - 3:35pm

We are the world

We are the children

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Uncle Monty | 25 August 2011 - 10:52am

No

Wrong answer

Detention, 100 lines.

"We are NOT the world, we are The Massive".

Like this.

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OK?

In the prefects' room by 9am tomorrow

1
Mousey | 25 August 2011 - 10:59am

Have an up arrow

Just for your patience typing!

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daddyclark | 25 August 2011 - 6:43pm

We

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Flobble obble ob, flobalob. Ob.

0
Glenbervie | 25 August 2011 - 11:04am

Are We Not Men?

We Are Devo

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 11:20am

We are

the Ovaltineys

Happy girls and boys.

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PeteWingrave | 25 August 2011 - 11:24am

We don't know where we're going to...

but we sure make a lot of noise getting there...

(Arthur Brown's Kingdom Come - not the other Kingdom Come...)

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Chris Atton | 25 August 2011 - 5:17pm

We Are

Time Captives.

1
Paul Vincent | 26 August 2011 - 11:28pm

We

Are Glass

0
Five-Centres | 25 August 2011 - 11:26am

We

Are So Fragile

0
YTDS | 25 August 2011 - 4:23pm

If we have to ask

then what are we really?

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MyAmericanMate | 25 August 2011 - 11:29am

We are...

family.

1
Patrick Crowther | 25 August 2011 - 11:31am

I got my

step-sisters with me!

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MyAmericanMate | 25 August 2011 - 11:38am

Which one?

The Adam's, Royle or Manson?

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daddyclark | 25 August 2011 - 6:42pm

Chuckle Brothers more like

To me...To you...
To me...To you...
To me...To you...
To me...To you...

1
donttellhimpike | 25 August 2011 - 11:09pm

We are stardust

We are golden

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PeteWingrave | 25 August 2011 - 11:34am

Lovely

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Mousey | 25 August 2011 - 11:39am

We're All Light...

...according to XTC.

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GCU Grey Area | 25 August 2011 - 11:49am

No, we are all made of stars...

according to Moby -

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JimmyJimmy | 25 August 2011 - 6:39pm

Ladies and gentlemen

We are floating in space

0
Nick Duvet | 25 August 2011 - 10:15pm

What are we becoming?

...David Gray needs to know. And he's not in a good mood...

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Colin H | 25 August 2011 - 11:57am

My fave XTC track indeed

Don't you know,
'bout a zillion years ago
Some star sneezed
Now they're paging you in reception

Don't you know, in this new Dark Age
We're all light

and of course

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
no promises no demands
we are strong, no-one can tell us we're wrong
Love is a battlefield

1
DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 12:06pm

We Are Normal

(The Bonzos)

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Gavin Adam | 25 August 2011 - 12:09pm

We are all normal

and we want our freedom freedom freedom freedom

1
Sven Garlic | 25 August 2011 - 12:13pm

...

...and we dig Bert Weedon.

1
Paul Vincent | 25 August 2011 - 2:08pm

and some are

And some are old enough to have seen him live

0
Danmac | 25 August 2011 - 3:49pm

But Later

they said "We Were Wrong", so where does that leave us?

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Mike_H | 27 August 2011 - 7:39pm

We want to be free to do what we wanna do

and we wanna get loaded. We wanna have a good time

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 12:18pm

Cat-faced girl

We so so do.

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LastRoseofSummer | 25 August 2011 - 1:09pm

Shouldn't that

be CatArsedGirl?

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el toro calvo grande | 25 August 2011 - 1:49pm

We Were The Massive

but in a way to invigorate the brand and make it fit for future generations, we have brought in a load of consultants to make us appeal to a younger generation. It will only cost 250K and we can appeal to the we want it and we want it now generation.

I've always thought of us as wordsters.

More aptly though, with a nod to Lemmy, we are probably the road crew.

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anythingcanhappen | 25 August 2011 - 12:19pm

You just beat me to it!

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davebigpicture | 25 August 2011 - 12:23pm

Don't know about the rest of you

We Are The Road Crew: Motorhead

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davebigpicture | 25 August 2011 - 12:22pm

Wow spooky

In a great minds aligned, I post about Motorhead, refresh and there underneath is the Lemmster, the service here is amazing, I'll have another glass please.

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anythingcanhappen | 25 August 2011 - 12:24pm

You'll have to ask El Hombre Malo

to open the Aspidistra and Hatstand

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davebigpicture | 25 August 2011 - 1:05pm

Or if you like

We Are Motorhead and we've come to kick your ass!

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 12:27pm

"We will not be

pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. We are not a number we are free men." (and women of course...)

Be seeing you!

2
Retro Man | 25 August 2011 - 12:44pm

By hook or by crook

we will

oh and

WHY DID YOU RESIGN?!

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 1:08pm

On a bus stop in the town

"We Rule The Blogosphere"
Written for anyone to read and to see*

*with apologies to Belle & Sebastian

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Ahh_Bisto | 25 August 2011 - 12:47pm

Our motto

Do something pretty while you can
Don't fall asleep

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 1:09pm

We're not little children

and we know what we want -
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out:

We're on a road to...

0
Mark JF | 25 August 2011 - 12:53pm

Are We Human

Or Are We Dancer.

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Ruth from Stroud | 25 August 2011 - 1:19pm

As I have made clear this week

I am definitely human

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 1:25pm

One for Chimney

We are the pigs, aren't we?

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Twangothan | 25 August 2011 - 1:27pm

We most certainly are

and we dance under poison nuclear skies with chemical hearts in a motorway bed...

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Chimney Singing... | 25 August 2011 - 2:38pm

David Gray's not so sure, though...

...he's thrashing around wildly, spitting venom and pointing fingers. He mentions Gauntlet, but I think the rest of us got away with it...

What Are You?

What are you?
What are you becoming?
What have you become?

Once you sang your own song
Now you're dancing to the same drum
What have you become?

And what is that you're wearing?
Money's ugly confidence

You sacrificed the poem of your imagination
For these pounds and pence

Me I take the cynic's role
Throw scorn on your empty mind
I've seen this monotonous world
Make dull what used to shine
You lost interest
You lost your spine
Oh that spine fine fine

Yeah
When there' nothing left
On this plate you're handed
You find yourself
Running the gauntlet
Of all of these double standards
It's very thin ice over which you're skating
And after this black winter the thaw

So what are you
Tell me tell me what are you
And what have you become

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Colin H | 25 August 2011 - 1:27pm

We are

Detective

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el toro calvo grande | 25 August 2011 - 1:50pm

We are

select

1
Happy Castle | 25 August 2011 - 6:25pm

We're

Wide Awake!

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Beezer | 25 August 2011 - 2:06pm

We are

We are late like a midnight train that’s running nowhere
We are sticks we are stones we are broken bones we are hot air
We are under the guillotine trying to fix our hair
...
We are bedrock we're undergound we are sharp as the rain
We are gathering pace we are thunder wrapped in cellophane
We are running from the storms of our youth into more of the same
...
We are some distant TV channel a lesson grown old
We are rhythm and rhyme, partners in crime we are fools gold
We are free as the wind through the trees or so we are told

Extracted from Thea Gilmore's Inverigo

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Gatz | 25 August 2011 - 2:09pm

we're just the

next generation of the emotionally crippled.

1
badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 2:39pm

we ARE the Clash

apart from Fedoraboy, obv.

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badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 2:40pm

We are the Walrus

goo goo g'joob

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badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 2:57pm

We are underused...

(Pavement)

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andielou | 25 August 2011 - 2:57pm

We

are ebony and ivory, living in perfect harmony, side by side my pyanno keyboard, oh lord, why can't we?

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DogFacedBoy | 25 August 2011 - 3:02pm

We are...

The League...!

That goes out to all you Anti-Nowhere League fans amongst the Massive.

2
Retro Man | 25 August 2011 - 3:05pm

What?

Both of them?

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fortuneight | 25 August 2011 - 4:44pm

And I'm the other one

And I'm the other one (unless there are others who wish to break their anonymity?)

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Rigid Digit | 25 August 2011 - 7:21pm

and me.

So What ?

(Caution - contains swearing. And faintly gumbie punk, tbh. I like them though)

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el hombre malo | 25 August 2011 - 8:43pm

A very interesting cover...

but I prefer the Miles Davis version.

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Patrick Crowther | 25 August 2011 - 10:04pm

We are 'Of this parish'

The chaps must say this in every podcast or an old man in China falls off his bike and dies.

1
Zanti Misfit | 25 August 2011 - 3:14pm

...an old man in China falls off his bike and dies

Ben Mitchell asks that question in every interview. Most responses are predictably dull and worthy, but Mark E Smith said “Do I only get one? Heh heh heh.”

Anyway...

We are simply spiralling coils of self-replicating DNA. Although I haven’t self-replicated yet, so I'm probably too late.

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Peter Withes Shin | 26 August 2011 - 1:50pm

We are

The priests, of the Temples of Syrinx. Are we fuck.

1
Mensi | 25 August 2011 - 3:17pm

We are

Noticably Using Employers Time and Resource

1
Beezer | 25 August 2011 - 3:20pm

And We Don't

Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

0
anythingcanhappen | 25 August 2011 - 3:58pm

So that would be

NUETARDs?

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Fazackerly | 25 August 2011 - 4:50pm

A friend of mine

used to go to see Newcastle United as a child.

When he heard the chant "we are the N, the NUFC", he heard "we are the angels, the angels of death"

When he finally got up the courage to chant it himself, he was stunned by the looks of horror all around him

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Chimney Singing... | 25 August 2011 - 3:21pm

We Are

Likely to have to get out of bed at least once a night for a piss .

3
Danmac | 25 August 2011 - 3:51pm

Wee Rule

(Wee Papa Girl Rappers)

0
minibreakfast | 25 August 2011 - 5:21pm

We Are The Champions....my friend

One for Stuart Maconie there.

1
Six Dog | 25 August 2011 - 5:41pm

We

are most amused.

1
hubertrawlinson | 25 August 2011 - 6:33pm

we'll be playing

three more from them later

0
badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 7:21pm

we don't fool you, Danny Baker

...er, hang on...

1
badartdog | 25 August 2011 - 7:22pm

We

Are The Chosen Few
(its not often you find a Dooleys reference on these pages)

1
Rigid Digit | 25 August 2011 - 7:41pm

We are

A band of brothers (and sisters)

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daddyclark | 25 August 2011 - 8:01pm

Wee Ben Nevis?

.

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drilltime | 25 August 2011 - 8:39pm

The Word Heard

consisting of Word Nerds, Word Birds, Word Birds' Nerds, Word Nerds' Birds and Word Nerd Birds

1
Los Aromas | 25 August 2011 - 9:01pm

I don't know

But with all the HJH fanboys (and girls) here I'm sure We Can Work It Out...

0
Red Umpire | 25 August 2011 - 9:07pm

We are also

the one's who spend WAY to much time on the interweb!

0
daddyclark | 25 August 2011 - 10:00pm

Weee...

je ne regrette rien.

1
chilly1963 | 25 August 2011 - 10:56pm

We are young.

We run green.

Oh. Sorry. Wrong site.

1
Bob | 25 August 2011 - 11:00pm

We are...

...The Village Green Preservation Society

God save Donald Duck, Vaudeville and variety.

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bigsteviecook | 25 August 2011 - 11:14pm

Hey Hey

We're the Monkees And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

5
DogFacedBoy | 26 August 2011 - 11:04am

We are

The Goon Squad and we're coming to town

0
Fazackerly | 26 August 2011 - 12:11pm

BEEP! BEEP!

1
el hombre malo | 26 August 2011 - 1:04pm

We ?

What's all this "we", kemo sabe ?

0
el hombre malo | 26 August 2011 - 3:53pm

To quote Spike Milligan

"We were sitting around at home when a man called Chamberlain who did Prime Minister impressions came on the radio and said we were at war with Germany. I loved that "we" bit"

1
DogFacedBoy | 26 August 2011 - 3:59pm

All together now!

"We could have been anything that we wanted to be
Yes, that decision was ours
its been decided we're weaker divided
let friendship double up our powers"

no doubt about it
it must be worthwhile
good friends do tend to make you smile

You give a little love and it all comes back to you
You know youre gonna be remembered for the things that you say and do"

3
Burnt_Face_Jake | 26 August 2011 - 4:09pm

We are a rock revolving around a golden sun

*wipes saltwater from eyes*

1
heshofcheese | 26 August 2011 - 9:44pm

We wish you a Mer...

Oops. Too early.

1
Happy Castle | 27 August 2011 - 3:24pm

We Are But A Moment's Sunlight.

Nice idea, that.

0
itfc1959 | 27 August 2011 - 7:27pm

We Are But A Moment's Sunlight.

Nice idea, that.

1
itfc1959 | 27 August 2011 - 7:27pm

Cab Calloway said

"We, The Cats, Shall Hep Ya". That sounds like it could be us, doesn't it? Cats! Hep ones, on a mission. Spreading Hepness throughout the world and beyond.

"The Cats That'll Hep Ya". Yeah!

Cool. I dig that, man!

0
Mike_H | 27 August 2011 - 7:51pm

Brad told me...

We are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world.

0
Jonah | 28 August 2011 - 12:48am

We are Siamese, if you please

We are Siamese, if you don't please.

0
Badlands | 28 August 2011 - 1:34am

We're the younger generation

we grew up fast
All the others took drugs
And they're taking it out on us

(He remembers all the punks and the hippies too
And he remembers Roxy Music in seventy-two)

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DogFacedBoy | 28 August 2011 - 3:02pm
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