WELCOME TO THE 90s DISCO!
Posted by David Hepworth on 27 June 2008 - 3:47pm.
Usual rules.
Leave your duffle bags outside in the corridor, no fraternising in dark corners, all plastic bottles of fruit cordial will be sniffed for alcohol, absolutely no smoking and don't get too near to the wheels of steels because you might disturb the needle.
The theme is that recently passed but seemingly overlooked decade the 90s. And we begin with....
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And who could forget this classic?
RESULT! Ties off everyone! Shirts out! Its effing FERIDAY!
Get your spotty ears around this 5th form!
Mark E for Chair of Governors. Sir - Beany's sister has brought lipstick!!
Where are you now, baby?
We used to have so much fun
Oink! Hubba.
Now I'm dancing all crooked. Permission to go to the toilet sir?
She's the one for me
*fingers new black Timberland boots*
EMF are here and they've brought a friend
This never failed when I was a DJ...
Britpop also rans
Just take it down a little
I'm watching you, Nethercleft.
It is the Summertime...
... I swear!
Anyone lighting matches will be sent home!
Indie Kids on the floor please.
Fringes present and correct
Mr Boomtastic!
B.R.A *sniggers*
Time To Mosh
Don your check shirt and split a fat one in the bogs!
I always liked the cow bells about
30 seconds in....
how about these
Best song form 90’s not to be hit
We’ll only play this if there’s not push and shoving
AK-47s at the ready
Sir, Please Sir
They're Pogoing. Thank you sir, you too!
It's a 2-4-1 from PULP...
see you in a few years...
My contribution is..............
Pet Shop Boys playing with Boys and Girls
I bought this record!
And hid it from all my friends
Bum licker
Sir. SIR! Smurphy has a bottle of cider in his gym bag and I saw him kissing Tracey Hepperdike behind the speakers.
It's not cider - it's yellow lemonade
and Hepperdike gives tops for a 10p mix. Who can blame me sir? At least, that's what I read in Beany's maths jotter!
Sir! Bowman's drunk a whole bottle of Panda Pop!
It May Be Grim Up North
but the Scottish schools broke up for the summer today
tunnnnesss
One for the lot on the school trip to glatonbury
An over used word but a stone cold icy classic
Watch out the scallies are getting
Make this one the last record of the afternoon
It will give me a chance of a snog off Elisabeth Kershaw
you've got bangin'
which means it's bangin you've nish klish and bangin'
make the funny man stop
I put the lights on for a reason
There's something I'd like you all to try
But sir
I've been practicing the Gay Gordons with my cousin all last night. Darn it!
That made me think of this...
The Paris Angels
Wonderful song but christ they weren't lookers were they?
whereas this lot.....
posh
boys from that the grammar school we'd have at a school fight any day....
Can anybody feel anything yet?
Beany? Bowman? They're Guatemalan bananas this time 'cause my brother said they work better than the Canary Islands ones.
Wooooooooo!
Wait until the lights are off
I'll be "feeling" something then.
Phwooaarr!
That'll make you go blind, Beany
Uh-hurk! Uh-hurk!
tuck shops open
and the prices have been kept down to help the free dinner kids..
Mmmm Irn Bru
It's Finbarr Rogers Nelson
Nice one!
Didn't think you could find PRINCE on youtube anymore!
Today's RE lesson will be taken by Shaun Ryder
Always a floor filler
And mercifully short
Acid Jazz does Heavy Metal
Let's get the windows rattling...
Look what one of the 6th form
lasses went on to do
sound the Definitive Version alarm
the sound of
young Hanley ? or is it Burslem
puts me in the mood for this
ahhh that's
who nicked my bike earlier
Todays Domestic Science lesson is taken from the Moog Cookbook
Time to ask the girls out for a dance?
Here's Kylie's best record...
this is kylie best 90's single
Tasty but...
... you try dancing to it!
you do that
wavy arm swoony indie dancing and the cool girls who chew their hair and read poetry like this one along with "all about eve" and that
Sir!
Nicodemus is stamping on people's feet again, sir. He's doing it on purpose, sir! Cuff him, sir, or give him a good board-rubbering, sir!
Sorry, got a little excited there...
... going to sit the next few out! Anybody want anything from the mineral bar?
It's all too much...
I'm going for a lie down in the chill-out room (that's classroom 3B to you).
Up on your feet everybody...
...this is number one on my list.
Gotta be heading soon...
... anyone seen me duffle-coat?
hurrah the head caught Northside for thieving
Here's one for the little kids before they have to go
But I bet Miss Rogers, the part-time music teacher from Wales joins in.
Now the buses will be here soon
The one for the country boys will be coming first so could they start getting their things?
The homework's on the board.
Whoah...Manchester in the area....
the first 11 were better in those days
Crumbs! Have to leave now and they're..
... playing this:
Se y'all at double maths on Monday!
they play well here too
Look at the mess in here!
Boys! I've got to clean this up mess when you're all done! Is there a teacher about? Is someone here in charge?
Sorry about that
I think somebody's wet himself over in the corner. Maybe you could put some sand on it.
All right, all those for Clement Attlee Estate, your bus is here.
sir sir
that Mr Sumner with the spiky hairs giving lifts to 5 form girls again, shall I call the police
It's party time
... and not one minute can we lose
Anyone got any F's, man?
No F's, sorry
But you can have some banana skins if you want.
2 bright dancy gems from the Moonpools & Caterpillars
Dare to keep the volume low and the hair motionless. it is the hopelessly cute Kimi Ward!!
"Hear" (no video--good sound)
and
"Summertime"
"Hear" (good video -- bad sound)
Two more...