Entertainment For Lively Minds
Ways to liven up the leadership debate
Posted by Fergus Higginson on 29 April 2010 - 10:16pm.
1. Intro music for each candidate (wrestling-style).
2. Football-commentary
Any other thoughts?
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Boxing gloves...?
Fight cage?
Paddling pool filled with jelly?
Pop
Quiz
Gymnastic apparatus.
If the audience isn't happy that a candidate has answered a question fully, he or she has to vault a box, do the dangling-from-two-rings thing, attempt a cross-floor somersault, or similar.
Holding their...
breath underwater.
While David Dimbleby applies the sole of his boot
to the top of their heads in the "6 Minute Test."
Nick Clegg
(in)famously said he'd slept with about 20 women before getting married. Any better offers from the other leaders? And what's the most unusual place any of them have had sex?
Actually I think it was 30 women
I think the wedding was in the afternoon but that is still bloody impressive
And that was only the women
Hook them all up to lie detectors...
with electrodes attached to their knackers. A beep from the detector means a zap to the goolies.
Put the answers to an audience vote
The loser of each round gets punishments from the other two, like a Chinese Burn or similar.
Patrick's zap to the plums is a further, entertaining option. Another is to have the Leader's wives hoisted above a shark tank (or mutant ill-tempered sea bass). At the end of each round the loser's wife gets dropped just that little bit lower...
Tekken...
...tournament?
They should all sing
"You Raise Me Up" or something similar. It's too late for me to think but I'm sure there's an appropriate X Factor type song for Dave, Gord and Nick.
They can't do thet.
They're already standing up; what would they do at the key change?
Michael Barrymore
to chair the debate and ask the questions.
A game of...
darts.