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WATCHMEN WEEK: No Moore Heroes?
First the good news. Although I'm not exactly what you'd call excited, as such, by the prospect of the Watchmen film, my interest has at least been piqued by the supernova of calculated hyp...er spontaneous enthusiasm for it bursting from so many quarters, including Word Towers.
Now here's my problem. I suspect that Mooreiana is just not for me. I thought the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was so puerile, it made Catwoman look like The Usual Suspects. I thought V for Vendetta was, at best, like something inadvisably salvaged from Michael Moorcock and J.G. Ballard's New Worlds slush pile. I thought the only mildly entertaining thing in The Dark Knight was Heath Ledger's occasional saurian tongue-flicker, the total screen time of which amounted to 12.5 seconds of a very, very long movie.
I found Iron Man, Hancock and both the Hellboy efforts to be several orders of magnitude more entertaining than anything Moore-related I've ever seen. Even Transformers - yes, the film that was merchandising for a toy - raised more interesting issues.
"Ah, well," a friend said to me. "You need to go back to the sources. The original graphic novels are where the genius lies."
"I've tried graphic novels," I replied. "I bought one ages and ages ago and thought it was just a comic with illusions of grandeur. Fine if you're fifteen, I suppose, but I'm no longer fifteen, sadly, so I read proper books."
I couldn't remember which graphic novel I'd read, but the other day it turned up in a box I was sorting through. Know which one it was? Only the "Be My Baby" of the genre itself, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Aw, bugger.
So, Mooreheads, is the Watchmen film going to be for me or not?
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Prophecy is Tricky
this is a tricky one - recommending a film we haven't seen. Trailers look - middling-to-good-ish. Harrisson gives it the thumbs up, Kermode the thumbs down.....
Taking this uncertainty into account, the undeniable quality of the graphic novel means that you should probably go there first instead. Because THAT's something which we can garuntee the quality of. Otherwise, when you see the Watchmen movie and it potentially sucks monkey brains you'll be turned off grpahic novels foever. I can tell you're a man on the edge...
You're not alone
The most revealing fact for me is that none of these films have the Alan Moore seal of approval. Whatever your view of graphic novels, Alan Moore is writing only for this medium (and not for a prospective film deal) and believes that they can't be converted onto the big screen.
I've just re-read Watchman in advance of the film. Like you, Archie, I'm expecting to be disappointed, but you never know.
If Anthony Lane don't like it...
... and he don't, then that's good enough for me. Ever read 'Nobody's Perfect', Mr Lane's collected crit? It's hard to argue with the man's taste. Here's an example: http://tinyurl.com/yt4p7f
Speaking personally, I have nothing against comic books in principle - I'll read Posy Simmonds all day long, me... it's just hugely muscular/breasted men/women in tights that I have a problem with. Probably my loss.
Posy Simmonds...
Wonderful... just wonderful... no-one comes close, AND she's doing something totally new with the graphic novel.
If there's anyone here who hasn't read Tamara Drewe, check it out.
Over the edge I'd say..
"The Dark Knight Rerturns" hasn't fared well in retrospect however both "Watchmen", "V for Vendetta" and Moore's forgotten classic "The Ballad of Halo Jones" all repay re-reading.
Graphic novels will never give you what a novel gives you but it can give you something else. If you go expecting literature you'll be disappointed but if you go with an open mind...
As for the movie - its anyone's guess. It seems to be the first serious attempt to faithfully adapt one of Moore's books so I'm optimistic but expect it to fall short of the book.
I suspect
that in the same way that a person today could listen to Sgt Peppers and fail to understand how it could have been considered noteworthy, the same might well happen with something like The Dark Knight Returns.
When DKR came out, it added levels of complexity to the character that had only been hinted at before. In fact, Batman had been neutered as the camp SOCK! POW! caped crusader of the Burt West TV series. He was a joke that didn't sell very well. Miller added moral ambiguity, doubts, claustrophobia, the creep of age-related obsolescence and real-politiks and saved the character. The battle between Batman and Superman was unprecidented in how it shone a light on those two characters and their status as American archetypes. DKR was a relevation that along with the innovations that were in Watchmen totally revitalised the comics world.
Today, these things are part of the standard vocabulary of comics and unremarkable.
Personally, I think Watchmen is a considerably better book that DKR; the political and social commentary is (generally) more nuanced and effective. Having seen the other adaptations of Moore's work, only V for Vendetta comes within a mile (but no closer than that) of what the comics were doing. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is the movie that caused Moore to refuse to be associated with any adaptations of his work, and rightly so; tis a crock of the bad stuff. From Hell shares little more than a title with the Moore book and is utterly risible.
Watchmen looks like it might come close to what Moore wrote.
By the way, don't get too caught up with the idea that Graphic Novels are somehow different from comics. "Graphic Novel" is just how you market a comic to someone who doesn't read comics.
A glass wall I can see but can't get through
The major problem I have with the whole Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Super-hero genre and their treatment either in graphic novels or on film is that you are being fed someone else's imagination and interpretation. The joy of reading any book is in the imagery the words create in one's own mind. To have concepts and ideas spoon fed to the reader denies this and makes much of the experience somewhat passive. And I believe this is doubly true in this field where an imaginative narrative can transport the reader anywhere. Instead, everything's done for you.
Perhaps I'm missing the point? Having read several articles over the last week that highlight the influences and allusions within Watchmen there is clearly more to it than I'm picking up. But, I'm afraid when I see straplines proclaiming a big screen adaptation of yet another super-hero graphic novel I yawn and switch off.
I don't think I'll be queuing for tickets somehow unless someone can make a really compelling argument in its favour - without using pictures.
sure you must have problem with all the visual arts?
If you don't like having other peoples imagery imposed on your imagination.
Also lets not kid ourselves that all books are Dickens there are a lot of shoddy badly written novels that do very little for anyone. Good comics like good novels give the reader the foundations and they build from there. I think strangely that comics, films etc have added to our imagery landscapes of our minds you could spend a whole chapter describing the opening of star wars but you cna do it 3 seconds on film.
Also comics watchmen is the acem of this are great at handling time with whole section in mulitple time strands and eras even film has problems doing thsi well.
I am comic fan but I have little time for super heros I much prefer the more european tradition of 200ad etc.
On the contrary
I probably gain more enjoyment from the visual arts than almost any other and I probably wouldn't be employed as I am without appreciating the impact of well chosen images, typography and composition.
I do take your point about the Star Wars intro though. I guess my block is with the subject matter and perhaps I should investigate it further?
I'd love to read 200AD comic.
Roman Rogue Trooper, Tribune Dredd, the ABC Terracotta Warriors... and Slaine pretty much the same as he ever was.
yeah yeah yeah
guilty as charged Ace garp oxen carting, janus alpha strontium cannius, bronzeage rattus. Wasn't there a Battle character who was a nubian gladiator who went around chopping up romans (black eagle (?))
Blackhawk
I think.
And it was from
Tornado, not Battle.
archie all the films of
alan moore's work aren't much cop compared to the comics. I like v for vendetta because I like post-bomb scifi tales, being an 80's kid.
As for alan moore taking his name of the films i just think that's cool. He's bascially saying he sold the rights to the film after that they are nothing to do with him and this is the crucial bit if they are bad it's not his fault and importantly if there are any good he wants none of the plaudits and I believe none of the money. I just think it's artistically refeshing to see an artist making a moral stand which effects their own earnings for a change.
As to what to read there are 2 threads about this elsewhere I think the trick is to visit the library or a mates and browse theirs before diving in and watchmen is worth reading just to have an idea of how great a genre can be if done 100%.
'None of the money'
Totally right. Moore has turned over whatever his share of the spoils is to Dave Gibbons, the Watchmen artist, who seems more than happy to be associated with the picture. Moore's rants against the film industry are somewhat legendary and he has outright refused to even see the film.
I think Zak Snyder may be the most influential person in this matter. He is a declared fanboy and has been very transparent about the process of making the film. His remake of Dawn of the Dead was fun but un-faithful while 300 (Adapted from Frank Miller's comic) was pretty faithful but a big shouty nonsense...
"Supernova of calculated hyp..."
Indeed.
The genre leaves me stone cold. I fail utterly to see why graphic novels should satisfy anyone over the age of 12. And the output of the entire super-hero film industry has me equally underwhelmed. Toooooo noisy, dude...
Can we move on now?
This being a free world your
more than welcome to go where you like!
Why would you imagine
a medium can only be associated with one genre or should be aimed at one age group?
It's a superficial understanding and you're missing genuinely great works of art and literature:
Omaha - sexual politics
Maus - The Holocaust
Palestine - Joe Sacco; Journalism about the West Bank
Epicurus the Sage - greek philosophy
Gemma Bovary - gender and feminism
Persepolis - autobiography
Ghost World - adolescence
Epileptic - living with epilepsy
etc etc.
Agreed
The comic-as-journalism approach can be especially rewarding. Sacco's Palestine is brilliant, as is his Safe Area Gorazde, about the war in Bosnia. And, having read just about every book available on North Korea, the one the comes closest to actually capturing the atmosphere of the country is a comic, Guy Delisle's Pyongyang.
on the subject of korean comics
I liked this short pictorial story
RUN, BONG-GU, RUN! by Byun Byung Jun. It's well drawn and quite moving and I felt I learnt something about modern korea (south).
http://www.nbmpub.com/comicslit/runbongrun/byunghome.html
Point taken...
...and - yes - it was wanton generalisation on my part. Time affords me a superficial understanding of much that surrounds me.
My nephew has one of the Transformer toys from the 1st movie.
Impossible to transform. The level of complexities to it is amazing. Six adults have all tried to follow the 15 part instruction page and failed to turn it into either a plane or a humanoid robot (I believe it's Starscream).
The movie was poor and the toys are even worse.
Just read From Hell...
... Moore and Eddie Cambell's Jack The Ripper Book.
Film was appalling and bore no resemblance to the book so don't let that put you off. There's no superheroes in From Hell and it' s based on true events so there should be little of the things wich immediately put you off reading it.
If you like writers like Iain Sinclair, JG Ballard, Will Self etc, then you ought to like From Hell. Even with the pictures.
Dark Knight -
neither the book nor film mentioned in the original post have anything to do with Alan Moore.
Can you determine whether Moore is for you on the strength of 2 films?
The films you mention are based on his books - but often very loosely - V for Vendetta is close to the source, LoEG is miles removed from it. From Hell - dunno if you saw that - falls somewhere in between. Watchmen looks like it's fairly faithful, but I don't know if a film can really capture something on the scale of the comic series.
Would you conclude that anything Shakespearian isn't for you cos you didn't like Baz Luhrmann's R & J or that Midsummer Night's Dream starring Ally McBeal? Would you ignore Dickens cos the Muppet's Christmas Carol didn't float your boat? Of course not. Try the film, try the book.
I hope you're not dissing the muppets!
you can have a pop at anyone but no one disrepects the foamsters.
Alan Moore endorsed it
He wrote the introduction to the edition I have. But I only mentioned TDK because it's so often waved in our faces as representing The Day That Comics Grew Up. Or something.
As for From Hell, I saw that too. It was awful. I had no idea about the Moore connection until today. Had I known, it would only have reinforced even further my suspicion that film versions of his stuff - unlike Hellboy, for example - are just not for me. I asked whether this conclusion was mistaken, that's all. And you haven't persuaded me it's not.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (the film)
I think would have been better served as a tv programme and if it had been made by someone who gave a damn about all the books and characters it's based on. As it's an appealing notion (to me at least) that all the famous characters of the late victorian fiction meet up and interact. An actual blending of the mileau already mixed up in readers minds. We already know the fog of London holds jack the ripper and dracula and have made jokes about what we'd do if were invisible. Oh and Dr Jekyl is clearly a proto super hero ala the hulk. Being Alan Moore there are strong female characters which Hollywood being hollywood they neutered in the film.
oh
ok then. No ;-)
Give the books a chance.
The 'League' and 'From Hell' movies were full-on travesties, to the extent that you wondered why they'd even bothered to adapt complicated books into brain-dead movies. 'V For Vendetta' was OK but rather missed the point that V is not a hero but an amoral force for anarchy - and it was a bit over keen on the old ultraviolence too. But any WORD reader would get a lot from the original graphic novel collections of 'League Of Extraordinary Gents', 'From Hell' or 'V For Vendetta'.
I thought the 'Watchmen' movie was excellent, partly because it understands what works in the comic and doesn't try to "moviefy" it. Lots of the lines are lifted straight from the panel and for me as a geek, it was really gratifying to hear them get the same reaction from a movie audience as they got in my head when I read them years ago. But do read the book before you see the film.
Re. the question of "why are they always about superheroes?" - there are a lot of great comics that aren't about musclebound people in long undies, but to me a comic book that isn't about the superhero idea is a bit like a rock record with no guitars on it. It can be wonderful, but it's not really what the form is about.
Andrew going by sales
most comics aren't about superheros they about japanese school girls (n dodgy poses) infested by demons! and I am worred that in not liking underpanted studs I'm reading the comic equivalent of Keane! I'd better get some Xmen in sharpish before I start reading the comic book version of Joanne Newsome!
By the same "metric" most of the internet and large swathes of
publishing are about naked ladies. As ever, pornography sets the pace.
If you're going to read the X-Men, Grant Morrison's run is well worth the bother. But ever since it's been right back to Comic Book Guy and the rich aroma of adolescent male body odour as far as I can tell. It's always the way.
(I like Keane too, by the way)
So if you don't like the comics...
..Get a copy of "Voice of the Fire" - Moore's prose work. It's a timeline of events that take place in the same geographical location - essentially 12 separate stories with this as a common thread. Beware the first chapter doesn't put you off, written as it is from the point of view of a 4000BC settler with a limited vocabulary. Beyond that, it's a marvellous read (no pun intended).
Mr Lane he no like...
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2009/03/09/090309crci_cinem...
And while Mark Kermode hasn't delivered his judgement yet, he did give an indication what was coming last Friday, when he said, "What's it like? It's a Zak Snyder film."
Anthony Lane's review also tends to confirm me in my suspicion that I probably wouldn't like the books anyway. I suspect that like heavy metal, or lower league football teams, comic books are one of those things that - if you didn't like them when you were 12 years old, you're not going to change your mind at the age of 41.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Alan Moore had already disavowed Hollywood by this time. Basically, he had a title, and a concept, but hadn't written the book yet. The studio bought the title and concept and the two were written separately.
One is an Alan Moore GN, the other a committee-driven mess.