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Was Jimmy Tarbuck ever funny?

bricameron's picture

Or was he just a Bingo caller?

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Never really my favourite but I'd put him above the 'alternative' 'comedians' of the (urgh) 1980s.

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ranger | 4 May 2010 - 7:07am

Jimmy Tarbuck and his wall

Does anyone remember his act in the mid 60's. I seem to remember that he used a wall with graffiti on it. Whenever I mention it, people say i must be imagining it!

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Martin Simmonds | 4 May 2010 - 9:35am

I remember it well

It's the first image that evercomes to me when the name Tarbuck is mentioned.
Wasn't he compere for Sunday Night at the London Palladium when he had the wall?
Even as a 6 or 7 year old I realised Tarbuck was not funny. He tried to play up the Merseyside / Beatles connection, but apart from the wacky scouser schtick he had nothing to offer. He was a comedian who wasn't as funny as The Beatles to whose coattails he desperately held on as he dragged himself into the natinal consciousness.

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Carl Parker | 4 May 2010 - 10:29am

Is there any truth in the rumour that Jimmy Tarbuck...

desperate to raise some cash during the worst of the Wilderness Years that followed his greatest triumph, Winner Takes All, was reduced to selling his mouth to Madonna and the rest of his face to Terry Venables?

(Yes, I do remember the wall.)

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Archie Valparaiso | 4 May 2010 - 10:09am

Boom, and indeed boom!

In his early years he nicked a gold and diamond cigarette case from Terry-Thomas' dressing room, hiding the diamonds in a rolled up carpet, as you do. Two years' probation, and an anecdote never to my knowledge wheeled out on Parky.

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Steven C | 4 May 2010 - 10:44am

The Wall

Appears on this clip - poor sound quality...and I'm not talking about his singing voice! He's had a few LPs out over the years and I have a couple. I will spare you that pleasure (unless you insist).

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Beany | 4 May 2010 - 10:38am

If he hadn't been a scouser

He'd have never been near the telly . Never funny and neeeded his showbiz pals to make him seem part of the gang. Don't remember the wall but knew it was time to go to bed when i heard him say "Here's me old mate,Lynchy". The most dreaded phrase in light entertaiment apart from "and this..is me ".
On winner takes all he always aked "Is this the fourth question,geoff ?" and it was always answered by my grandmother as "Can't he count or is he just forgetful ?

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Sour Crout | 4 May 2010 - 11:03am

Fact fans!

Geoffrey Wheeler (the creator and disembodied voice of Winner Takes All during Tarby's hosting days) gave one of the readings at our wedding many years ago. I've rubbed shoulders with some of the greats I tell you.

As for Mr. Tarbuck I've never really seen the point of him. He seemed for many years to have made a role for himself occupying the No Man's Land of comedy: a place from which he could always be seen and heard but could never distract you from the barreness of his routine.

I like his daughter though. I think she does good radio.

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Ahh_Bisto | 4 May 2010 - 11:30am

Wazzock

When I hear the name Jimmy Tarbuck, two things spring to mind:

1) Chatshow appearances which consisted solely of him telling weak anecdotes about what he and his showbiz pals (mainly Sean Connery) had got up to on the golf-course.

2) Being asked by a radio station for his views on an NHS study which had revealed that Merseyside had higher rates of mental illness such as anxiety and depression than other areas of the country. His response was something like "What a load of rubbish. Scousers aren't depressive people. Look at The Beatles! Cilla Black! These bloody scientists...etc"

Grade A Wazzock.

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Spartacus Mills | 4 May 2010 - 11:22am

Grade A Wazzock

Surely a great idea for a competitive game show? Perhaps like Family Fortunes, in that you have to assign a grade to a wazzock (Johnny Vaughan, perhaps, or Scott Mills), and have your estimate compared to the average answer from the audience.

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Bob | 4 May 2010 - 12:47pm

You had me at Wazzock

Surely a much under-appreciated word that should be lifted forward at every opportunity.

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Jed Clampett | 4 May 2010 - 1:07pm

Wazzock wazzock wazzock

You're on to something.

I was rather proud of my earlier TV show suggestion "How clean is your arse?" but this one may be even more of a contender.

I'm also wondering about "Wazzock Watch" with Bill Oddie and Kate Humble, in search of Common Scouse Wazzocks, Infrequently Spotted Brummie Wazzocks and Ubiquitous Toff Wazzocks.

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Fazackerly | 4 May 2010 - 4:29pm

A highly unpleasant man.

Not funny in the slightest and with no hint of warmth about him. A lot of people I know have bumped into him on the corporate golf circuit and say that he's an arse of the first and finest water, full of self-congratulatory stories about himself and all his celeb "mates", most of whom probably wouldn't cross the road to piss on him if he were burning.

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Lenny Law | 4 May 2010 - 11:37am

Blimey...

You lot are ruthless - who's next on your hit list - Frank Carson?

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Formbyman | 4 May 2010 - 11:48am

I like Frank

Carson because you can tell that deep down he knows he can't believe he's made a career out of his routine. He's naturally funny whereas Tarby is naturally unfunny

As Frank himself says "it's the way I tell 'em." Never was a truer word spoken: take away his accent and you'd lose 90% of the humour in his act.

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Ahh_Bisto | 4 May 2010 - 12:44pm

I remember a Frank Carson joke from about 20 years ago

so I guess that is worth something.

Accused to Judge: "I don't recognize this Court!"
Judge to Accused: "Well, we've just had it painted."

Made me chuckle for days and it was indeed the way he told it.

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Jed Clampett | 4 May 2010 - 1:09pm

I think frank carson is kinda untouchable

Sure, in a sense, the act he has is old hat and has never moved from where it was in the first place, but as a deliverer or rapidfire gags he's got few equals. The accent and the look of almost genuine bewilderment adds to the fun in equal measure. I think Mr Hepworth said it of Status Quo, and it could apply here in the same way - he's forgotten more about entertaining than an awful lot of the pretenders have ever learned!

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ivan | 4 May 2010 - 2:32pm

Frank Carson was on Tiswas...

and for that alone he is untouchable. I truly believe the man is a genius.

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Patrick Crowther | 6 May 2010 - 7:11am

Winner Takes All

He used to close his eyes and smile blissfully when classical music clips were played. I think he wanted to be Steve Race.

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Austin | 4 May 2010 - 12:16pm

But isn't Liza Tarbuck lovely

The only trouble is, if you were ever 'a winner of Lisa's affections' and you were introduced to her dad 'ho-ho-ing' and 'ha-ha-ing' with Lynchy in matching Pringle sweaters, you'd have to decide whether to laugh at his jokes to stay in with Lisa or stay true to yourself and call him a gap-toothed unfunnyman.

It's a dilemma that keeps me awake at night, it really does.

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Olthwaite | 4 May 2010 - 12:45pm

He made me laugh once

...when he had a chat show in 1985. But otherwise I agree with the poster who said if he wasn't a Liverpudlian he wouldn't have got on the telly.

I don't think Liza's up to much either.

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Five-Centres | 4 May 2010 - 2:48pm

Just you wait...

...until Blast reads that...

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Paolo Meccano | 4 May 2010 - 3:01pm

I am watching both of you

Olthwate and Five-Centres, very carefully.
Mr. the Rhymer below is showing proper respect.

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James Blast | 4 May 2010 - 3:50pm

This is all a bit harsh

He's never made me laugh, he's part of the Brucey/Lynchy golfing bores set and he used to be (and probably still is)a vocal Tory supporter. So I'm not his biggest fan.

But,I do wonder, why has he suddenly been catapulted onto the highly influential Word site for a good kicking? Is it fair?

And, Anyway, he's Lisa's dad. And she is wonderful.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 4 May 2010 - 3:06pm

I can take him or leave him but I will say this....

....compared to Bruce Forsyth he's WC Fields.

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David Hepworth | 4 May 2010 - 3:22pm

And...

...compared to WC Fields, he's Bruce Forsyth.

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Bob | 4 May 2010 - 3:50pm

Are comics getting less funny?

I was thinking this when watching Barack Obama's speech for the annual White House Correspondents dinner. It's traditional for the President to go first, cracking a few self-deprecating gags before handing over to a comic who shows how it's *really* done. But things are different here. Whether Obama's gags are great or not, you can't argue with his calm and his timing. Jay Leno goes after him and he's not in the same class.
It's here.

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David Hepworth | 4 May 2010 - 4:03pm

Actually

Dubbya was also very funny at his final Correspondent's dinner which rather surprised me when I watched it.

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Ahh_Bisto | 4 May 2010 - 4:35pm

That's the thing with Dubbya...

He'd be great to have a laugh with at the neighbours barbecue...then you could slip him a tab of acid and unravel his mind for him...

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bricameron | 6 May 2010 - 7:05am

It would take more

Than one tab of acid

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Spider-mans arc... | 6 May 2010 - 11:41pm

Jay Leno is not remotely funny

How he has built such a standing in showbiz is a complete mystery.

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Jed Clampett | 6 May 2010 - 8:22am

As my father

often says of people who appear to him to have no talent and yet rise to the top:

"He knows where the bodies are buried"

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Ahh_Bisto | 7 May 2010 - 1:37pm

I'll see your Tarby

And raise you a Jupitus.

Is he funny? Certainly within recent memory, and possibly ever, he has never made me laugh.

Don't get me wrong I don't dislike the man. I have no hate for the chap. I don't turn over the tv when he's on. He seems to be an amiable uncle character there to laugh with others and make vaguely humourous noise when on camera.

But funny? Nope.

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Beezer | 4 May 2010 - 4:16pm

Stupidass

can't stand the bloke, I have missed swathes of QI because of him, I find him irritating, annoying and not in the least funny

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James Blast | 4 May 2010 - 4:21pm

Were the Bay City Rollers ever good?

Can Steven Seagal really act?
Is Alan Titchmarsh a good novelist?

Whoever said you need to be talented to be famous and/or succesful?

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Mark JF | 6 May 2010 - 8:31am

Way...

to raise the bar there Mark JF

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bricameron | 7 May 2010 - 3:53am

A Lone Voice in Defence of Tarbuck

...is something of which this thread is completely devoid. This is a rare instance of Massive unanimity and one with which I wholly concur.

I used to hear his showbiz cronies talking about "dear old Tarby", and even dear old Tarby himself on the same topic, and assumed that I must have missed his heyday, or the series in which he earned this reputation. Judging by this thread, there was no such series and no such heyday either.

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Lucky Tiler | 7 May 2010 - 8:17am

He considers himself a comic

I am sure that his personalised number plate was/is COM1C. Oh ho!

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Austin | 7 May 2010 - 11:11am

I don't like him much, but...

He's not specifically supposed to be a comic, is he? I have always thought of him as a variety host, a light entertainer, in the same manner as Bruce Forsyth and Des O'Connor. The reason we find him bewildering is that he is a relic from another time where variety hosts were big stars. If you want a modern equivalent, it's probably someone like Alan Carr or Justin Lee Collins. I daresay most people here don't like them much either.

As far as I'm aware he's not been seen in the limelight for many years. Why the kicking now? Brucie, on the other hand...

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Andrew Bradley | 7 May 2010 - 8:27am

Alan Carr and JLC...

...would be first on my suggestion list as candidates for Human Centipede* experimentation. The resulting abomination would then, ideally, be thrown into a cage full of hyenas. Hyenas armed with flick knives. And bike chains.

* For the uninitated, here's what I mean by Human Centipede. Likely NSFW.

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Bob | 7 May 2010 - 11:24am
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