in favour of TedLoaf please Fraser as my general online profile is heading that way.

after I googled my name and got a bunch of my word blog contributions all made on office time

in future may I be called Junior Wells in honour of my harmonica playing hero and first blues concert

Mike Wazowski Mike Wazowski Mike Wazowski

to the more prosaic Joe Robert.

There I was thinking I was all clever quoting Monsters Inc.

Many thanks
Joe

I'd very much like the username Joe, but was informed in the last amnesty that it's already taken. However, the person who has this account has been a member of the site for over 2 years but never posted a thing. Does that mean I can swoop and assume their username or is that just bad netiquette?

For me please.

would like to change to Pencilsqueezer if that's okey-dokey with your good self.Ta and all that.

Could you add a space between my fore- and surname please? Many thanks.

job's a good un'.

Since everyone seems to refer to me as The Amorous Hum..., please could you shorten me to just Humphrey Plugg?

Ta

(incidentally, the Captcha question has moved on from maths to "What is the first word in this sentence?" followed by a load of gobbledygook. Will it let me in if I answer "none"?

… as Lucifer Sam, could I please be Silas Lang?

Could I retire Jamie d and replace it with Spider-man's arch enemy please Cheers

Please.

It's like the transfer window, can we have a live countdown on the final day like the BBC website ?

Mr Fade please?

regretted using my real name but don't want to hide completely so I think I would like to change to Dave Amitri the name of my imaginary tribute band.

Hi Frazer,
As my current moniker is on the dull side and currently have the dan on high rotation.

This is great;

can i please be Hoops Mccann.

You have such power Oh Mighty Supreme Being.

Hanwellboy to Excitable Boy.
Thanks

to change from a daft name to a real one - seems most people just want a new 'daft name'

Clockwork Creep to Donald McTroosers

Ta very much

May i become the above please,Fraser ? My small tribute to Lionel Jeffries

Dave C to Mondo as it ties in with other internet bits. Cheers

from colynds to Lynds.
Some people think I'm a bloke!
Thank You.

I'd like to be Benny Philadelphia please. Thank you

I'd very much like to be Adam Wilkinson please.

Plain and simple!

Thank you.

having already lost my vim and my joi de vivre could I also loose my dash.
Dr-Pill ---> Dr.Pill
Thanks
IANAD

can i become richard anothermusic

to change my name to Mousey in honour of my childhood cuddly toy. How twee is that?

Thanks Fraser

I don't want some crazy pseudonym, but can I just have some capitals and spacing? ie : "Stephen Merrick"

Ta

I will never keep a track of everyone now.

Farewell Torres Bounce. Sayonara daveross. We'll meet again the rest of youse.

Psst. Fraser. Can I keep my name please. Last man standing and all that. Anyone called Cecil on here yet so we can form a cartoon double act?

Done

Beany --> Beany

...can I go back to Iainso, please?

I know this is a bit rich, since I was one who reckoned we should all go by our real names, but hey, a girl can change her mind, can't he?.

Cheers

Godon ----> MudSlide or as the Dude might say "If not into the brevity thing" --- MudSlide Slim ---- Lets go for Mudslide Slim - the Dude would approve.

To confirm: Mudslide Slim.

Thanks Fraser you are a good man.

Post Phal Ring Burn please Fraser?

On second thoughts I'll stick with Patrick Crowther.

I can change to Fear Manach
As we will win the All Ireland Football Championship this year? Well we can all dream.

If not, I'd like to shorten my name to Mike.

If it is already taken, I'd like Mr Sparks.

(I want to avoid using my full name for work-related reasons!)

Could I please drop the tribute to my late Nana and go with 'Railroad Bill'? which at least includes a bit of my real name... thank you.

Pete_M to Pilleus Jr

Can I change to Razor Boy please matey?

This has absolutely reamed the ABCDEFGH ipod stats. There are tabs for each who submitted. You'll see it all one day. Hopefully before the Earth is overwhelmed by a dying Sun.

Knickers and poo.

Never mind. It's only a game. If I was going to change my username - which I'm not - it would be to Poststoomuch.

Fraser can you change lemagician to Otis J Watermelon.

Many thanks.

Can I please swap to Remote Control?

Sorry to be a pain ,Fraser but i didn't want to change my new name Sour Crout to Steely dan. I was just asking Godon where he chose his name from .Was it ?Steely Dan or One crazy summer the John Cusack film. any chance you could change it back to Sour Crout. Thanks

I'm fed up with Tim McGuire - I don't think anybody picked up I was named after the Leon Rosselson song "Little Tim McGuire loved to play with fire".

I don't want to use my real name because sometimes I might say things that, obviously only when taken out of context, might appear a bit, well, stupid.

So please could I be "Thomas the Rhymer" because I am neither called Thomas nor will I rhyme? Thanks.

Can I go back to Leedsboy please. Too much google trail for my professional life methinks. Thank you very much.

Let me think of a name never seen here but which everyone will recognise.

Can I be Mark Ellen?

Otherwise, I'll capitalise and put a space in the name to make things all right and proper. Lenny Law if you will, Fraser, please?

So farewell embraman and hello Lando Cakes (I'm assuming Land O'Cakes is a non-runner because of the apostrophe).

Frazer,
Got a change of mind overnite.

Please, please can I change:

Mudslide Slim ---> Ger The Boptist.

Yours in Bop.

to BigJimBob? That is what I have elsewhere

Real name begone and change to Six Dog - the band name!

Ta

I've given it some thought, particularly in light of my drunken vows at the Lamb get together to use my real name, but, like many others here, I often do the equivalent of the cheeky half during worktime and as we currently have a consulancy firm nosing about the place, it might be best not to do so. Therefore, if The Fat White Duke is as yet untaken, I'd like that. Cheers.

is going well, isn't it?

Pint coming your way at the next get-together.

Pete Worst? Nick Highe? Johnny Credit Card? I think I'll just have my punctuation improved please, from my drunken first attempt to a proper: Sting Ono. It's crap I know. But no less crap than my real name. I thank you.

Could I possibly resurrect an 80s legend and be renamed.....Black Type?

Many thanks.

I think I'm going to change too. It's also a professional thing, though not the usual one. I'm going to go for my National Novel Writing Month nom de plume Theo Zoffrok.

Can I please go from Counterpane to Baron Counterpane, please Frazer?

they all go and change their names. It's all so confusing. I'm going to have to note them down.

Hello Fraser. Can I become Sven Garlic please? Current name feels a bit pompous. I was Sven before but now with added ingredient. Much thanks.

but I'm guessing its taken.

Can I please become Baskerville Old Face?

That way, I'll be able to look back and remember who's who.

Otherwise, the next 2 months will be a veritable "who's that?" of word massive.

I'd like to be Corvid Dahl. Thanks.

Can I become Red Umpire please? Thank you.

change my name to Giuffre, please

....can I be Dan E Steel please, Fraser?

Clerk Kent?

The Major

Thankyou in advance.

...hello Uncle Monty
(if that's OK please Fraser)

for me please Fraser.

and nearly got caught up in this. My notes this morning show that I was considering the following

Laser Fury
Gordon Bennett
Amanda Hugnkiss
Buck Dharma III
Dr Marten
Max Webster
TS Garp
Jennings Little Hut

Luckily the wireless service in my hotel room went on the blink and so it never came to be. Today, sober and with headache, I feel it's a bit like choosing a new football team - I just can't do it. You get one go and then you're stuck with it. Although the first one does make me smile.

Fraser. Could you please repunctuate me:

LyingDoggo --> Lying Doggo

taverymuch

Can you change mine to Los Aromas

Fraser dearest, is this just a ploy to have your original post top of the 'most popular' for a week? If so, I for one will not be falling for it...... Ah yes, I see I already have. Oh well, while I'm passing I'll take two of your finest capitals please; hence, Clint Oyster.

before the drawbridge comes up on the amnesty again? Feeling slightly foolish with my realish name........still musing over a change but worried I might forget it by next week if I come up with a sparklingly witty off the cuff name.

Not sure if changing from your real name to a nom de plume because of work issues is going to solve anything.

They can check links to IP addresses too, which is equally damning.

However, googling my name lists a disturbing lot of bollocks so please may I change to my nickname please Fraser? Which is Beezer.

Thank you

I did think that 'Monk De Wally De Honk' was such a lovely new name, but in the end i'd be damned forever typing it wrong to log back in - so with that in mind can I retire 'Daveyman1968' and now have.... (drum roll please)

über-über

With or without umlauts, whatever apeases the web pixies!

Thanks.

here goes......farewell vague reference to name...hello vague reference to name plus physical attributes in a foreign language.

Fraser, could you please do the honours. Please feel free to inform me if it's already taken.

"el toro calvo grande" is my Mourinho of nomenclature.

2 minutes left.....

Is now closed, but will appear again in 2011.

the smug and utterly pointless satisfaction of knowing that you were the last.

I'm confused, does that mean I'm daveross now?
Or am I still the Badger King?

Have properly been laughing at most of these posts. Thanks guys. Luckily I don't drink milk. If I did it would be out of my nose all over the monitor.

Did try googling my nomenclature, just to see what would come up.

Forgot that I'd uploaded this ages ago. Alex Peters (me) remixing "Nude" by Radiohead. With additional samples certainly not cleared!

Let's see if you can spot them all!

it's currently "jonjump" - finger trouble.

jonjump would be great.

Thanks

Apologies Fraser but any chance?......have started contributing more instead of lurking and underestimated how vulnerable my delicate self feels having my real name 'out there'. Is it possible to change to Larry Bee, nobody will suss that!