Entertainment For Lively Minds
Unlikely scenarios with the Viking catalogue
Posted by Paul on 17 June 2008 - 10:17am.
From the BBC website;
"Singer Amy Winehouse is expected to return home after being taken to hospital for tests after fainting at her London home on Monday afternoon.
She had been "doing admin" when she had become unwell, her spokeswoman said, adding she had "quickly recovered".
Expect 'doing admin' to enter London argot by Friday latest.
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Powerful stuff,
that Tippex correction fluid.
It's the paper cuts
they can be a killer.
I've been..
..doing admin for years now. Started off just dabbling, you know, post-it notes, maybe ordering some paper clips now and then. These days I'm into the heavy stuff - committees mostly. I've got a guy who can get me all the A4 pads I can use.
word from the
streets is that Police are finding evidence of wanton Laminating and in some poor wretched cases people have been recreationally raisng purchase orders and issuing invoices just for kicks. Can nothing be done to save our kids, one sugestion is that Rymans won't be allowed to sell whole reinforcing lables on friday and saturdays to under 21 year olds and that the price of lever arch files will need to be raised.
I can sort you out with some staples
maybe some envelopes....
Does anybody have the name
of a good admin dealer? Could do with getting sorted on some tabs and suspension files......
Stationery, stationery,
top quality stationery. Only the best guv, skunk A4 folders, solids for your propelling pencil, correction fluid, the works. Best gear at the festival. Stationery, get your stationery here....
(wanders off towards the next field)
Admin staff
So all those pen pushers really are pushing pens?
Got dem Jiffy bags, yo
[Compulsory Wire reference duly added. Now for the Bonzos.]
apparently the street
value of self sealing evelopes has dropped
since the russians have been flooding the market with product made in clandestine "sweat shops" in suburban houses. Police only found out about them when Local council recycling officers noticed usually large bags of waste paper being left outside. when officals raided the houses they were greeted by a burly type who was given away by having little rubber thimble on his left hand. In the upstairs bedroom they found a number of illegal guilotines and folding machines.
A police spokesman said "he'd seen hardened officers with 20 year experience shocked by the reams of manilla they were finding"
Brings a whole new meaning to...
... Highlighter.