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England Flags on cars during the World Cup - WTF!

Uncle Wheaty's picture

I find this a bizarre thing to do.

Surely it publicises your "inner chavness" to the wider world and a sheep following mentality.

But I might be wrong - let me know if I am.

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No, you're not.

I'm pretty sure that the only reason some cars have two flags clipped to them is because the driver is too thick to realise they've already put one on the other side...

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Paolo Meccano | 7 June 2010 - 8:27pm

"WTF"

In this context, should it stand for "Wave The Flag"?

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Fitter Stoke | 7 June 2010 - 8:52pm
skirky | 8 June 2010 - 11:29pm

Shocker

Real shocker

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jimmyshoes01 | 11 June 2010 - 10:38am

Upon seeing the last two covers

A small voice from long ago sang "La la-la la-la Look Iin" in my head..

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Pax Romana | 24 June 2010 - 10:58pm

There's someone who lives on my street...

who covers all his windows with England flags every time a major tournament is on.

I shall refrain from passing judgement.
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Oh go on then... pillock.

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Patrick Crowther | 7 June 2010 - 8:31pm

You mean it actually happens in parts of Oxford!

I am shocked.

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Uncle Wheaty | 7 June 2010 - 8:35pm

It's not all gleaming spires and future PMs around these parts..

there are pillocks here too.

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Patrick Crowther | 7 June 2010 - 8:38pm

I live in Oxfordshire

I will await the forthcoming wave of the flags ripple effect reaching the rural areas of OX13!

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Uncle Wheaty | 7 June 2010 - 8:43pm

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gleaming pillocks?

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renkadima | 7 June 2010 - 9:28pm

I suspect

they are made of silk

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Sid Williams | 7 June 2010 - 8:39pm

Bizarre is the word

at least for those over 30, below that I'd give a pass.

I'm not a great fan of flags anyway as in my experience they often bring out a sinister nationalism hidden behind the cheery waving. The Cross of St George should be given back to the knights and damsels, it looks better on a lance than tacked onto a chav van.

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Sid Williams | 7 June 2010 - 8:42pm

cry harry, cod and england

I always find our attitude to our flag quite unusual. As a glib class war type aside, it seems to be perfectly fine when displayed by rugby fans, but quite infra dig when it's those footballing oiks doing it.
More seriously, I've never understood why we seem to be so conflicted about it. I've lived outside England on several occasions, and never seen such a embarrassed downplayed reaction to a patriotic impulse elsewhere. In Wales and Ireland I can kind of get that half the point of celebrating their flag is exactly that it's NOT the English flag, but even after a few years in Japan, where they have just as strong grounds for post imperial embarrassment as we do, I never saw any of the kind of shame we seem to attach to flagwaving.

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maggieloveshopey | 7 June 2010 - 8:44pm

Couldn't agree more

over here its Munster Rugby flags or county GAA flags but if the hand of Henri hadn't intervened it would be tri-colours all the way.

As Billy Bragg has pointed out its this kind of liberal shying away from national symbols that leaves the field open for the nastier types of nationalism. BTW over here we don't generally have a problem with the St Georges Cross its the Union Jack that's the problem.

(Love the L&R ref in your name)

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Gramsci | 10 June 2010 - 4:08pm

You are correct, of course..

... bizarre, yes, but rather suspect (see post above from Sid Williams).

I'm not conflicted at all, of course.......but then I'm a Scot.

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Fitter Stoke | 7 June 2010 - 8:49pm

Someone in my street

has just put up a full size flagpole to support his cross of St George! There goes the neighbourhood, etc.

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Johan | 7 June 2010 - 8:50pm

dont worry, they'll soon be down again

England beat "Platinum allstars" 3-0 today. I didn't see it but BBC reports that;

Heskey headed "apologetically wide" unchallenged from 8 yards.

He then elected to pass to lennon (badly) when clean through on goal

Johnson gave away a penalty fouling after indecision

Rooney got booked for dissent (in a warm up? come on!)

I know this is a silly warm up acclimatisation thingy but it does look ominously as though England's mental demons are alive and well and about to send us home after some horrific gaffe / sending off / penalty miss.

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Jon Whitney | 7 June 2010 - 9:00pm

Hollow patriotism

Is how Charlie Brooker correctly described it in the Guardian.
To be honest once i see them flags,i hope they bugger it up once again

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soprano | 7 June 2010 - 9:02pm

Do these same sentiments apply to the foreign flags

which you see in London, and probably elsewhere? I have already seen a couple of vehicles with Portuguese flags go by, and during the last World Cup, there was a fair variety of bunting on display round this neck of the woods.

It all seems fairly harmless - and no odder than people cheering a team they are watching on TV as though they can hear.

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Melville | 7 June 2010 - 9:10pm

I like it.

I think it adds to the gaiety of the nation, and I don't see anything at all hollow about supporting your team / band / country / favourite magazine via whatever medium you like, be it flag, poster or t-shirt.

Plus it annoys my parents. Bonus!

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Albert Edward | 7 June 2010 - 9:18pm

It's fine by me

Yep! Don't understand the animosity myself either. I'm not about to decorate anything with England flags but I'll be glued to all the matches and rather than assuming that England will fail dismally I'm hoping for success (although sadly I think the bookies might be right). I have more of a problem with people suddenly becoming football experts for a month although I suspect that there's a lot of overlap between them and the flag wavers.

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JohnW | 7 June 2010 - 10:03pm

Thirded

Don't do it myself, but it's a bit if harmless fun. And it's not 'hollow patriotism', it's just a way of supporting your team.
It's only a game...

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David Cooper | 8 June 2010 - 5:15am

Worrying

With a couple of notable exceptions, this thread seems to consist of stomach turning snobbishness (is there such a term....snobism?).

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torrential1 | 7 June 2010 - 9:24pm

I believe the word you

I believe the word you require is "snobbery", dear boy. *adjusts cravat*

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man.of.soup | 11 June 2010 - 12:37pm

Dog!

Bloody Secondary School.

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torrential1 | 12 June 2010 - 3:56pm

That's a very non-U phrase don'tcha know

The French 'snobisme' is the form of use that marks one out as being a cut above.

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stimpy | 12 June 2010 - 4:30pm

collective psychosis?

No offence to anyone who has posted here (plenty to Charlie Brooker though) but there has got to be a medical name for a condition that somehow attaches shame to a harmless display of support for one national team (e.g. England) and yet won't apply the same conditions to a harmless display of support for another national team (e.g. Ireland).

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DC Eisenhower | 7 June 2010 - 9:25pm

Please tell me

what is wrong with showing some patriotism during one of the worlds largest sporting events? Yes there is an element of commercial band wagon jumping but beyond that I find it quite uplifting to see a collective show of our nationality, not every George Cross waving patriot is chav or worse by implication. I saw a white van with George Cross flags being driven by Sikhs, now that was a truly wonderful sight. If Italy or Spain win a match will we be embarrassed or snobbish about the inevitable sight of those nationals showing support for their country? I doubt it, indeed I hope not.

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Dave Amitri | 7 June 2010 - 9:36pm

St George

I would be genuinely grateful if someone could explain to me why displaying the English national flag is necessarily a sign of "chavness" or stupidity. No-one else in the world that I know of feels like that about theirs - and even more bizarrely, I suspect that those who complain about St George don't actually mind seeing the flags of other countries on display.

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Fraser Lewry | 7 June 2010 - 9:38pm

The point here I think was not the flying of the flag as such

but driving around with it on cars. Personally don't particularly care for them at all, whatever the country, but that's just me.

Having said that, if it does have to be done, I think the example in the post above of sticking a gert flagpole in your garden is definitely the way to go. That makes a statement!

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Sid Williams | 7 June 2010 - 9:57pm

first place i ever saw flagged-up cars was Ireland

for Gaelic football - county flags (like Fear Manach) ... seemed ok there, so don't see why it's a problem with English folk flying St G's Cross above their Ford Mondeos ... nicer to see than the English appropriation of the Union flag during tournaments, which has happily died out ...

wave away ... although the building consensus is so much towards England as a "quarter final team" (and since they're not going to win it) I'm beginning to sense a group stage disaster ... Slovenia are't mugs ...

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Glenbervie | 8 June 2010 - 1:41am

and so do the Italians

with great gusto from mopeds through the piazzas of Milan and Rome, but those are club flags and besides, its pretty much a couple of hours of waving and horn blowing and that's it.

I think my unease with national flags flying from cars is that it takes on a parade aspect and reminds me of conflict situations with serious outpourings of grief or joy (the US post 9/11 or the liberation of Baghdad for example) and the adoption for something as relatively mundane as football seems a bit childish. It wouldn't be so bad if they just flew during the games (in fact that could be quite fun combined with a bit of honking) but they've become of a semi-permanent badge of honour for a particular type of fan.

I still vote for a flagpole in the garden.

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Sid Williams | 8 June 2010 - 7:35am

Sun readers

Obviously mental associations aren't normally things that are nurtured or controlled so it really is a case of each to their own but when I see flags waved after a conflict it suggests to me a large element of jingoism and I feel similarly uneasy associating the waver possibly quite unjustifiably as a Sun or Daily Mail reader.

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JohnW | 8 June 2010 - 1:15pm

Yes indeed

Spot on Fraser. The same people that rail against those who display the cross of St, George probably eulogise about seeing it fluttering on pictureseque village churches up and down the land. Its nothing more than snobbery.

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thecolonel | 8 June 2010 - 8:46am

Up arrows

to DC, Dave and Fraser.

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Ipsie Dixit | 7 June 2010 - 9:47pm

Hey

I got there first!

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Albert Edward | 7 June 2010 - 9:50pm

Yes u did.

Soz. Have a up arrow as well.

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Ipsie Dixit | 7 June 2010 - 10:21pm

mushobliged

yerragent. hic.

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Albert Edward | 7 June 2010 - 10:36pm

I may be wrong

It is a pleasure to see differing views on this topic.

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Uncle Wheaty | 7 June 2010 - 9:56pm

I may be wrong

by double posting this!

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Uncle Wheaty | 7 June 2010 - 9:58pm

Bloody hell

So every single person with a cross of St George on their car / van is:

- showing their "inner chavness"
- "thick"
- demonstrating "sinister nationalism"
- a "hollow patriot".

I must remember to look more carefully at the occupants of the cars that pass me every day, which up until this point had seemed mainly to be full of perfectly normal people showing their support for their country during what is - whether you like it or not - the biggest sporting occasion in the world. I'm obviously hideously mistaken.

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Red Umpire | 7 June 2010 - 10:03pm

Any Questions...

...this came up on Any Questions last week. The questioner obviously expected the panel to say 'yuck', but as the politicians couldn't, and the other person was Billy Bragg, they all said the same thing along the lines of 'it's nice to see pride, and it's good to reclaim the flag from the NF/BNP'.

I concur.

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JoLean | 7 June 2010 - 10:25pm

Up arrow for you too sir

As you may have guessed, this negative attitude to the displaying of the English flag really pisses me off and amounts to no more than a bigotry that would be decried heartily by the hand-wringing "liberal" types if expressed towards others displaying their national flag.

Bloody Hell, I've gone all John Gaunt. Shit!!

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Ipsie Dixit | 7 June 2010 - 10:33pm

I wonder where we should file

the Asian taxi drivers who are flying them around my way? Along with the CD of the Koran hanging from the mirror.

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keefus | 8 June 2010 - 8:53am

Not the same

I know we're flying a bit off topic now but surely someones nationality or race is not inextricably linked to their beliefs.

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JohnW | 8 June 2010 - 1:20pm

Oh Well

Flags on the ole car seems to work for Lily & Brooce.....

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torrential1 | 7 June 2010 - 10:39pm

before we all get too serious about this

here's a rabbit with a pancake on it's head

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Sid Williams | 7 June 2010 - 10:59pm

That's not just any rabbit.

That's Oolong. He's dead now.

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Fraser Lewry | 7 June 2010 - 11:05pm

Rabbits balancing things on their heads?

Oolong has that been going on?

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milkybarnick | 7 June 2010 - 11:10pm

why do I just know

that you didn't have to google that? You didn't eat it did you?

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Sid Williams | 8 June 2010 - 7:36am

'On me head, son'

Great pancake control.....should be in the England team!

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ranger | 8 June 2010 - 8:17am

Google? Me? Never?

Oolong was a proper Internet celebrity back in the day. His Japanese owner used to take pictures of him regularly with different objects on his head, the pancake being the most famous. The original page is here, and there'a also a Wikipedia entry.

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Fraser Lewry | 8 June 2010 - 9:20am

A rabbit with

a pancake on its head.
No apostrophe needed.

Sheesh.

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keefus | 8 June 2010 - 8:54am

Christ

sorry

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Sid Williams | 8 June 2010 - 9:21am

Sir,

I doff my cap to you , that made me laugh out loud.

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GunsOfBrixton | 8 June 2010 - 7:49pm

GLW, with tongue firmly in cheek

suggested we paint a big red cross on top of our white (she's a boy racer at heart) car. Guess it would save on petrol.

Can't see what's wrong with folk flying all these flags though - a proper English approach would be not to have one yourself if you disapproved, but to tolerate others that did. While of course lightly mocking them.

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milkybarnick | 7 June 2010 - 11:03pm

Spot on

I don't approve and when I see one I mock them within.

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Uncle Wheaty | 7 June 2010 - 11:07pm

Do you ever lapse a little

and tut?

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milkybarnick | 7 June 2010 - 11:11pm

If you can't beat them...

...you could always retaliate by flying copies of the Guardian on your car.

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JoLean | 7 June 2010 - 11:12pm

What are you asking?

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Uncle Wheaty | 7 June 2010 - 11:14pm

It is a bit obscure, isn't it?

Just a daft joke on Englishness that comes across as rubbish now I re-read it. If a typically English response to the flags is to tolerate them and mock them within, the next stage (if you lapsed a little) would be to tut (loudly, perhaps).

God, it sounds even worse now I've explained it. Coat please!

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milkybarnick | 8 June 2010 - 8:28am

Nice

Bunny with a 'syrup'.

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torrential1 | 7 June 2010 - 11:03pm

Drag?

Milkybarnick touched upon this above, but surely a couple of flags on a car creates a fair amount of drag? When fuel is priced at an average of £1.15 per litre I want my car to be as aerodynamic as possible. Hell, I even put my window up!

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doomah | 7 June 2010 - 11:34pm

HMV in Belfast are selling

'Anybody But England' T-shirts apparently. Do you think someone should tell The Daily Mail? I mean the football doesn't actually start for a few days so there would be time for a campaign.

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Steven C | 7 June 2010 - 11:58pm

They are selling similar ones in Aberdeen

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8533791.stm

As an Aberdonian that now lives in London I find it all bit cringeworthy- irresponsible even given that there was more than one attack on England fans in Aberdeen during the last World Cup (wha's like us, eh?).

I love walking around the city and seeing St George's flags flying everywhere. If you turn your nose up at it and dismiss it as Neanderthal chav-ism then don't be surprised when you find your flag has been co-opted by racists and thugs. Some would argue it's already happening.

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Peckham For The... | 8 June 2010 - 9:21am

agree entirely

although i do remember the Sun (?) during the last World Cup sending a car bedecked in St George's Crosses (and loudhailer?) around Edinburgh trying to prompt a story

no one threw a brick which is presumably what they wanted (Anti-English Bigots Brick Our Boys)

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Glenbervie | 8 June 2010 - 9:49am

I don't mind people

flying flags from anywhere but why does it only have to be when football is involved? For those of us who can't stand the pigging sport its just like an invading army coming to rape our TV watching and pub frequenting for a month.

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DogFacedBoy | 8 June 2010 - 12:07am

What's the problem?

I've lived in the US for 16 years now and you see American flags everywhere - government buildings, offices, homes, cars... everywhere. It's no big deal at all.

Why has there been such a furor over the display of the flag of St. George? Didn't Morrissey get into a bit of a stir using one as a backdrop?

Would it be acceptable if it was the Union flag? Or are people just anti-flag?

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Billybob Dylan | 8 June 2010 - 12:22am

England using a flag that represents...

... England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales would not be acceptable ...

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Glenbervie | 8 June 2010 - 1:44am

Funnily enough though,

until fairly recently that's exactly what did happen. If you look at footage of England games from the past (pre-Euro 96 maybe?) Wembley was full of Union Jacks with hardly a cross of St George to be seen.

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Johan | 8 June 2010 - 5:26am

Maybe not Wales

But get your point.

Wales had no explicit recognition in the Union Flag because Wales, having been annexed by Edward I of England in 1282 and following the Laws in Wales Acts 1535–1542, was legally part of the Kingdom of England and was therefore represented by the flag of England.[12] (The present-day Flag of Wales and St David's Cross emerged, or re-emerged, in the 20th century: the former based on the historical emblem of Wales, the Red Dragon, and the latter based on the arms of the Diocese of Saint David's.)

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Los Aromas | 8 June 2010 - 8:34pm

Re Morrissey

It was a Union Jack rather than cross of St George, IIRC, and he still got into trouble.

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Johan | 8 June 2010 - 5:33am

I was going to say a similar thing.

when I first went to NYC I was amazed how the flags were everywhere. Here it only happens when connected with football otherwise its seen as an embarrassment. Is it just the old racist connection?

Oh and just on the chav thing - a house just a few doors down from 'The Fat Duck' eatery in Bray has been painted with a huge St George Flag recently and I'd hardly call that particular area particularly 'chavvy'

Although if its Heston Blumenhell's gaff then he is a bit common, what?

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DogFacedBoy | 8 June 2010 - 12:45am

make of car

Personally I dont care about the world cup one jot but if flying a flag from your car reclaims it from the EDL / BNP ect then fly away .

What does tickle me is I simple have not spotted a British made car sporting one yet .

To those who look forward to this tournament I hope you enjoy it and if it cheers people up at this time well that cannot be a bad thing .

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Danmac | 8 June 2010 - 12:53am

I didn't read many of the 'contentious' posts above...

...but enjoy your flag and fuck (some elements of) the blind lefty class war. (Jaysus, I never thought I would say that.)
Mine's the Irish Tricolour despite my wife and daughter never failing to remind me' that I was born 'British'. I'm not, I'm Irish and my flag is the three bars - and there is nothing threatening in saying that.
This inherent belief in the green/ white/ orange apparently sees me placed in the Republican movement and all its recent sins. Do one, la. I have one flag and one anthem, but I won't attack others who disagree. They are, after all, only pieces of cloth and songs.
We have to reclaim the flags from the margins and make them more mainstream and there ain't anything more mainstream than the so-called 'chav culture' - criticisms of which are ultimately all about the middle classes looking down on others.
Mind, I'm still shouting for USA though. I'm Irish with an added 'We're not English, we're Scouse' element. Yeeeeoooooooow

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PaddyH | 8 June 2010 - 1:18am

Lighten up

It's a bit of fun and doesn't need psycho analysing. My huge cross of St George will be going up at the weekend and just because chavs and the BNP have allegedly assumed 'ownership' doesn't mean I'll stop having a bit of fun for the next few weeks.

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clivetemple | 8 June 2010 - 6:37am

National identity.

Sure. Do what you like. Enjoy your football. Put up a flag. Fine by me.
I only find the display of the George flag a bit perplexing because I consider myself British first, English second.
It has little resonance for me. That's probably why I can't get interested in 'England' as a team. That and an almost total lack of interest in football. I'm not one for tribalism, and football seems more reliant on it than any other sport.
But have fun, really.

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Adman | 8 June 2010 - 7:13am

My sentiments...

...entirely.

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Paolo Meccano | 8 June 2010 - 1:31pm

I think I can trump the 'flags on cars' thing...

A house around the corner from me has had its entire roof painted with the England flag. As I was driving past in my car, complete with flag btw, my eyes were drawn to this incredible sight.
Being a Wolves fan in WBA territory, any other kind of football endorsing flaggery would likely lead to a need for new windows!

On a slightly different note, I find it tiresome that my complete lack of interest in the Olympics is shouted down, but it is acceptable for people to moan about football being on tv for a month.

We are back to that oik thing, I think...

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AndyPage | 8 June 2010 - 7:53am

Italian

There's a house on the road between St. Albans and Hatfield which wears (yes, the house) a huge Italian football shirt during major tournaments. Good for them. There's nothing wrong with being patriotic during a footy tournament or at any other time. A little more national pride would be a good thing quite honestly. Other countries have no problem with it at all.

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Twangothan | 8 June 2010 - 5:30pm

Cripes!

Let's hope the house next door isn't bought by a family from xxxxxxxxxxx (insert name of country you wish to besmirch), because if those cheating bastards get up to their usual shirt-pulling tricks, there'll be structural damage to their gaff.

Oh, they already live next door to an English family? Their gaff's safe then, as we never indulge in that sort of cheap foreign shoddiness.

I'm sick of the World Bloody Cup already, and people sticking a flag on their cars (or your motorcycle, as my mate has) is the least of my worries!

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Vulpes Vulpes | 8 June 2010 - 7:28pm

Saint A's after the last

Saint A's after the last world cup final there was an impromptu street party in the town center full of eyeties of ALL ages having it.

great stuff

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gaz | 10 June 2010 - 2:26pm

If...

...this outbreak of national pride isn't merely skin-deep, can we expect, for example, less litter to be dropped in the streets during the World Cup?

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Inky Fingers | 8 June 2010 - 8:12am

I've no problem with flags being flown

but I do wish people would take more care of them. It's great to see a white and red cross of St. George being flown but they look so awful after a few weeks when they're a dirty white, torn and sorry looking. There's probably a joke in that about reflecting the likely outcome for the team but my main hope is that people show both pride and respect for the flag.

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Mark JF | 8 June 2010 - 8:26am

But it's when....

They start singing the national anthem, and Rule Brittania that makes me cringe,I'm sure they don't mean to be offensive, but it's so ODD, I'm a fan myself, but watch fans in the pub , they just can't take defeat and behave badly.

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stevieblunder | 8 June 2010 - 10:39am

our national anthem

who remembers our national anthem being booed at soccer matches at wembley in the 70s/80s or the 20,000 odd who turned up against uruguay before Italia 90

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gaz | 10 June 2010 - 2:32pm

20,000

That was against Czechoslovakia.

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Fraser Lewry | 10 June 2010 - 2:40pm

on a slightly related note (and watching my punctuation)

I just got a call from my Canadian boss who is in transit in Gatwick. He got there a couple of hours early and decided to find a lounge to connect up and do some work. Having found one that cost £16 to get in, he was amazed to find it full of paralytic British holidaymakers (OK, I expect most of them were English)

"They're fuckin' oot of it before 10 in the morning, eh?" were his exact words, genuinely shocked (and this guy can drink, trust me!)

So I had to explain that "Executive Lounge - Entry £16" actually means "all you can drink for £16".

Gotta laugh.

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Sid Williams | 8 June 2010 - 12:04pm

"they're fuckin' oot of it"

is his name Terrance perhaps? Or Phillip? Does he fart a lot?

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Glenbervie | 8 June 2010 - 2:16pm

sorry

lost me there

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Sid Williams | 8 June 2010 - 3:05pm

If in doubt, do a knob gag

"The government is worried that men's cocks are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with cocks smaller than three inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their car..."

Sorry, I thought it was funny.

On a more serious note, isn't one of the issues here about the appropriation of the cross of St George by racists? It's not something that might happen, as one or two posters here have suggested; it has happened. While I get the point about reclaiming the flag from BNP types, I'm not sure it works like that. Part of my unease is knowing that some of the people flying flags on their cars are outright racists, using the world cup as a pretext for proclaiming their alliegance. It's only one example, granted, but I have a solid illustration of this: one of the guys in a shop I used to live above used to wear white supremacist badges and T-shirts. I saw him driving around in a van during the world cup, with a flag on it. So in this case, I pretty much knew where he was coming from.

Does that mean all drivers flying flags are racist? Of course it doesn't? Was this guy the only one? Sadly, of course not.

EDIT: Can anyone tell us if this appropriation of the national flag by racists/racist parties happens in other countries, or is it a peculiarly British (or indeed English) phenomenon?

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Rosbif | 8 June 2010 - 12:47pm

Question:

What shop lets its staff wear white supremacist badges and t-shirt?

Answer: Jackboots the Chemist!

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Albert Edward | 8 June 2010 - 12:51pm

Not BHSS?

?

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clivetemple | 8 June 2010 - 1:51pm

Or that pizza restaurant

Nazizzi

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Albert Edward | 8 June 2010 - 2:49pm

Oh for goodness sake

If this weren't such a polite forum I'd call you a simpering, hand-wringing middle class berk!! (No offence) You may have noticed the Serbians and Croatians fly the odd flag or two when supporting their national teams and its at least a statistical possibility that one or two of them might have got involved in some ethnic cleansing. There are innumerable examples. I've got a big unruly Irish wider family, plenty of casual racism in their everyday conversation. An idiot carrying a flag only spoils the flag if you aren't all that keen on the notion of England - which is a point made a couple of times further up. I'd say that this odd guilt over the cross of St George is class based and that reflects the peculiarly English entrenchment of class - and speaking as a middle class berk myself (though scarcely English at all really except by choice)

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FakeGeordie | 8 June 2010 - 8:32pm

Offence taken

Given that you know fuck-all about me, I do take exception to this. Your contention that unease over the flag is class based is, in any case, entirely without merit (unless you'd care to provide some evidence to back it up). The example you give of Serbians and Croatians is simply not comparing like with like. There is something qualitatively different about flying a flag for your country when you're in another country - hence my wondering about the uses/abuses of flag-waving in other countries. And may I stress again that I'm not claiming anyone who flies the flag is suspect in some way.

The fact remains that the BNP and racists do make a great show of displaying the flag, with the express purpose of promoting their desire for a white-only England. This does make me wonder about the flag-waving. It does not make me a simpering, hand-wringing middle class berk, and regardless of whether you want to call yourself one, I'd appreciate it if you didn't fling epithets like that around here.

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Rosbif | 8 June 2010 - 11:05pm

It was meant to come across funnier than it did..

.. hence my comment about being a middle class berk myself - but I really do genuinely apologise for the offence. This isn't an argument I perhaps understand in my bones but it does seem to me that letting the BNP taint your enjoyment of something like the world Cup - for all its faults a huge world party - is a shame. It seems to me the flag everywhere makes the BNP look smaller and less malign - and the bastards all got kicked out of Barking council in the recent election.

The class thing is a personal opinion on the English middle classes - agonising about national identity as a passtime - discussions about the Daily Mail versus the Daily Telegraph versus the Guardian versus the Northern versus the Southern notion of Englishness crop on here often enough -

but like i say - sorry. I mean it.

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FakeGeordie | 9 June 2010 - 11:52am

BNP

FG, no matter how successful the general English population is in 'reclaiming' the Cross of St George from the far right - and, to my eyes at least, it's genuinely heartening to see so many flags been flown at the moment - NOTHING should ever make us think of the BNP as somehow looking "less malign".

If the whole party were reduced to three sad old men standing in the rain outside a derelict branch of Woolies in Bolton with not a flag in sight, they'd still be a bunch of malign f**kers that needed to be resisted at every step.

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Red Umpire | 9 June 2010 - 3:29pm

OK then

Less powerful. Less likely to bend the world around their grotesque mindset.

I'm going off to hide somewhere now

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FakeGeordie | 9 June 2010 - 3:37pm

Actually

I just had a look at the BPN website (god what a bunch of unpleasant tossers) - not a flag of St george to be seen. They appear to favour the Union flag.

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Twangothan | 9 June 2010 - 7:09pm

I think the clue is in the name...

Also, the cross of St. George has been appropriated by the likes of the English Democrats.

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Paolo Meccano | 10 June 2010 - 10:25am

Fair enough

Apology accepted. One clarification: my enjoyment of the world cup will not be affected in anyway by any flag waving; what it will be spoiled by is England's departure in either the round of 16 or the quarter finals, with an ashen faced Frank Lampard explaining how nobody thought it was really worth practising penalties...

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Rosbif | 10 June 2010 - 10:23am

Me too ...

... alas!

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FakeGeordie | 10 June 2010 - 12:30pm

Not good enough

There was a very good article (possibly in the Guardian) the other day, pointing out that England's raking as a top 8 team (as opposed to top 4) mean that getting any further than the quarter finals is actually punching above their weight, so to get to a penalty shoot out even in the quarters is good going. Obviously it would be good to get to the semis or even the final but we shouldn't be disappointed if that doesn't happen.
There is, however, no excuse for not practising them though and I would like to think that Capello's renowned fastidiousness would not allow that to happen this time round.
I don't want to hear Frank Lampard explaining anything to me.

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JohnW | 10 June 2010 - 1:07pm

I saw an old lady today travelling into town with a flag on...

Her Motability scooter.

I can't argue with that.

Let people be themselves and I will cease to judge them but I wont be going anywere near a flag myself.

Enjoy the World Cup and we will win...

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Uncle Wheaty | 8 June 2010 - 8:12pm

Point of order, Fraser

The URL of this post is http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/union-flags-cars-during-world-cup-....

A tiny error there, methinks ;-)

Just to echo some of what has been said above - the taking up of the flag of St. George in recent years has been remarkable to behold, although it is perhaps more strange that it was a rarity among England crowds for so long. Anyway, the memo has now been well and truly got by the greater English public! I don't have a problem with it - you can be sure that if Scotland ever qualify for a major tournament again (an increasingly difficult prospect with every passing year) you won't be able to move for Saltires.*

*BTW, In my youth, going to watch Scotland games in the late 70s / early 80s I remember the dominant colours as being red and yellow of the Lion Rampant rather than Saltires. No particular point, just an observation.

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DougieJ | 8 June 2010 - 8:33pm

Don't blame Fraser - it was me what dunnit!

I originally posted with Union Flag in the title and immediately realised my mistake and changed it.

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Uncle Wheaty | 8 June 2010 - 8:50pm

Just a small taste

of the continual embarrassment that is Scottish nationalism and its tacky manifestations. Think yourself lucky that there is, as yet, no English equivalent of the 'See-you-Jimmy' hat.

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Lando Cakes | 8 June 2010 - 9:52pm

Ok, I'll rise to the bait.

'...continual embarrassment that is Scottish nationalism and its tacky manifestations'.

Yes, because it's well known that tacky souvenirs of national identity are unique to Scotland. I mean, the very idea of Ireland, for example, showing their support for the bhoys in green with giant inflatable pints of Guinness is laughable. No, quietly reading a well-thumbed copy of Ulysses is their way of celebrating their cultural heritage.

Similarly (and I know this is hard to imagine), if the Swedes eschewed the sombre Wallander look in favour of donning eye-watering canary yellow attire topped with giant Viking horns, no-one would take them seriously, would they?

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DougieJ | 9 June 2010 - 7:15pm

Whatever

Tacky national souvenirs are certainly not unique to Scotland but we are certainly particularly prone to it. Exhibit A - the galactic epicentre of tack that is the Royal Mile.

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Lando Cakes | 10 June 2010 - 7:40pm

The Royal Mile

A Side: the Castle, the headquarters of the Edinburgh International Festival, the Writers' Museum, Gladstone's Land, the High Kirk of St Giles, Royal Mile Whiskies (expensive but good rarities), the Witchery (restaurant), the Scottish Storytelling Centre incorporating John Knox's House, the Museum of Childhood, the Museum of Edinburgh, the People's Story, Cadenhead's Whisky Shop, Wedgewood (restaurant), the Scottish Parliament, the Palace of Holyroodhouse, the Queen's Gallery and the ruins of Holyrood Abbey

B Side: some tacky souvenir shops, largely on the Lawnmarket and Castlehill

Sometimes i walk the route and get pissed off with tartan towels, Hey Jimmy hats and cheap cashmere ... but then again, when there's frost on the cobbles outside St Giles on a dark night in February, or the vibrancy of a Festival/Fringe crowd in August, there are few better thoroughfares anywhere

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Glenbervie | 13 June 2010 - 9:32pm

Well said.

Every single developed country in the world has a tourist industry, and this has its tacky manifestations as well as its better quality examples. We (in the UK as a whole, not just Scotland) too often get hung-up, I feel, on 'what others will think' of us, and assume that things are always done better elsewhere - something which even the briefest of visits to countless European cities should demonstrate to be utter tosh. To give but one example - the disneyfication of Gaudi's Sagrada Família in Barcelona, as highlighted by the excellent Andrew Graham-Dixon in The Art of Spain.

For further examples, see here

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DougieJ | 13 June 2010 - 10:19pm

Darn tootin' its great

Often work in Edinburgh and unless its hammering down I ALWAYS walk up from station to the Royal Mile and down past the parliament buildings into the park (it is on the way it's not just OCD). Its absolutely wonderful even when the swans have a peck at your ankles at the Dukes Walk

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FakeGeordie | 14 June 2010 - 11:55am

Nice way of putting it

There has surely not been such an A side/B side disparity since "Thunderbirds theme" and "Parker, well done".

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Lando Cakes | 14 June 2010 - 9:30pm

Why be embarassed?

I think it's brilliant when the Scots or Irish or Welsh come all out and celebrate who they are. It is a shame the English feel the need to cringe and be embarassed or think being proud of their country and who they are is something to be ashamed of. Billy Bragg's book is good on this. I've lived and worked abroad for years and am now very happy living in our wonderful tolerant country with its fine beer and food, fabulous diverse countryside and crap footy team. Not that I'll have a flag on the car 'cos I think they're a bit tacky looking. But I have no problem with people who do. Good on 'em.

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Twangothan | 9 June 2010 - 7:47pm

Because it's infantile

A bit pathetic and a bit needy.

Particularly true of the knee-jerk anti-English element in Scottish nationalism.

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Lando Cakes | 10 June 2010 - 7:42pm

Bit more complicated than that, I'm afraid.

You see plenty of populist anti-English content in solidly Labour supporting (and therefore pro-Union) papers like the Daily Record. Alex Salmond, while he can certainly play the populist card like the consummate politician that he is, is every inch a civic, rather than ethic nationalist, and is not personally anti-English.

Perhaps strangely, there should be plenty of common ground between the SNP and the Tories on Scottish independence, as it's in both parties' interests to move towards greater Scottish autonomy. It's Labour that is destined to tie itself in knots for some time to come maintaining the Union. I can only think that Cameron is a genuine believer in the Union on principle, as Scotland looks to be a lost cause to his party for the foreseeable future and he could gain much populist support in England if he played more of an anti-Scottish card.

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DougieJ | 13 June 2010 - 6:45pm

Not really that complicated

Apart from the vast anti-SNP conspiracy of course. We're all working hard on that.

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Lando Cakes | 13 June 2010 - 7:45pm

Fine.

I'm just pointing out that the sentiments you identify are far from unique to those who would describe themselves as Scottish nationalists.

Personally, I was quite a fervent nationalist a few years back, but am now more ambivalent about it. One thing I do know, however, is that the Union in its present form contains the seeds of its own disintegration - through the twin pressures of the natural tendency of the Scottish parliament to gradually acquire more power and, more importantly, the fact that if England was an entity alone it would have a solidly Conservative (or at least faux-conservative, as in the Blair era) majority. Many in Scotland would point out that this situation existed in reverse for many years, i.e. Scotland overwhelmingly Labour but with a Tory government in Westminster, but the fact is numbers dictate that English resentment over the current arrangements will cause far bigger ripples.

It will be interesting to see Labour try and square this circle over the next few years as they are without doubt the party with the most to lose from any change in the status quo. In my opinion, the more Scotland moves to a situation where it raises its own revenue (and the West Lothian question is concurrently resolved), the greater the reduction there will be in resentment on 'both sides the Tweed'.

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DougieJ | 13 June 2010 - 8:34pm

Flag Day

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Dave Amitri | 8 June 2010 - 11:23pm

Don't dilly dally boys

rally round the flag

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DogFacedBoy | 8 June 2010 - 11:34pm

Hicks' point is about the US

Hicks' point is about the US flag being used for disingenuous right wing reasons while the point of the England flags being flown by Asian taxi drivers is that it is being done in a binary opposite fashion. (Sorry, old Marxist alert there.)
Flying a flag for football in a mass way, as it is being done now, is a benign and, I might venture, progressive expression of evolution of national identity. The fact that many of the flags have a beer company brand on them should be more troubling IMO.
As an Irish Taig, I will be supporting anyone but England in SA because that's just how I am (in football and rugby, at least), but when my English nine-year-old daughter sticks her flag in the front window that'll be no problem for me. I'm delighted for her to have some sense of belonging.
I'd prefer it was Trap's boys and a massive Tricolour outside the house, but then some of you would perhaps consider me a terrorist sympathiser for that. The problem is in the interpretation of the symbol.
Fuck the BNP and fly the (non Carling/ Carlsberg/ Budweiser) England flag and enjoy yourselves for a fortnight because you are going to lose to France in the quarters on penalties.
Yeeeeooooooow.

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PaddyH | 9 June 2010 - 12:08am

Bills other point

(and the one I was making) is - its just a flag. Nothing to get your 'offical sponsor of the England football team' panties in a twist over.

That umpteenth version of Three Lions thou....althou apparently Baddiel n Skinner have nowt to do with it its all Trevor Horn's remixing. Maybe thats why he's made Baddiel's vocals sound even worse

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DogFacedBoy | 9 June 2010 - 12:16am

You know what..

I don't know what I think about this.

I know I won't be sticking a Cross of St George flag on my car but I will be flying one from the flagpole on my balcony (haven't got a front garden).

I know I won't be wearing an England replica footie shirt.

But I'll have my cricket on ready for The Ashes.

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Lenny Law | 8 June 2010 - 11:35pm

I don't think it's snobbish not to like them..

I don't think it's snobbish not to like them, which has been suggested. They look cheap and tacky because they are - a quick google search shows they're about £2. Plenty of nice things cost £2, but would they look great mounted on your car?

Saying an "England Car Flag" looks chavy is a specific point, completely different to dismissing the St.George Cross altogether, a fact some people have missed entirely.

I would also agree though, that the claim of patriotism does feel a bit hollow if it only applies when a sports event is happening. If you're passionate enough to put up a flag, what are you when you take it down?

There was a story in my local paper the other day about someone "winning the battle" to have flags on their work-vehicles. Why do some people feel this sense of entitlement? I went to see Teenage Fanclub last week, as I always do when they're on tour, but I don't insist on the right to cover my work place in memorabelia. The whole idea baffles me.

What actually annoys me isn't the flags though, it's the people who drive around parping their horn to the rhythm of a football chant in busy traffic.

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kidpresentable | 9 June 2010 - 12:14am

Curiously..

I used to drink my tea at work from a Teenage Fanclub mug.

Until my nurse broke it.

I now drink it from a Delays one.

And a Feeling one as well.

Which reminds me. I should probably have put Faded Seaside Glamour in my top ten albums.

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Lenny Law | 9 June 2010 - 11:17pm

Elbow

I use my Elbow mug at work:

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Red Umpire | 10 June 2010 - 10:12am

I should have excluded that when I mentioned memorabelia

Sorry, I should have excluded that when I mentioned memorabelia, I'd think it's different when it's an item you would expect people to have in the workplace. I'd have no problem with an England mug, but who brings flags to work?

Coincidentaly, I bought a Teenage Fanclub mug from their gig last week, and the FPO has got the orange Elbow one pictured!

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kidpresentable | 10 June 2010 - 12:59pm

Cool graphics hadn't seen these

Penguin Paperback design nostalgia - Leather-armpatch cardigans for goalposts etc

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FakeGeordie | 10 June 2010 - 3:40pm

Oh lawks...

the bloody Prime Minister's doing it now. His gaff, at least... don't know about his wheels.

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Patrick Crowther | 9 June 2010 - 8:54pm

He's got little reflective George crosses

pushed into the spokes of his bike wheels.

When he goes for a jog the special branch officers running with him are going to wear little flags on their heads.

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Adman | 9 June 2010 - 9:19pm

No one here appears to have a flag on their car

The majority of posters here (me included) now appear to be happy for people to do so but not do it themselves.

Perhaps we are a self selected group of automobile adorning flag rejectionists rather than snobs!

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Uncle Wheaty | 9 June 2010 - 10:02pm

I do A saltire. But I live

I do

A saltire. But I live in the US. Do I count?

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sitheref2409 | 9 June 2010 - 11:20pm

I will

Nope, definitely snobs - I'll pop into Sainsbury's tomorrow to see if they're down to £1.50.

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torrential1 | 10 June 2010 - 8:49pm

I find it neither ...

... chav nor sinister. Just naff.

Come on England.

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Johnny Topaz | 9 June 2010 - 11:57pm

The view from Australia....

Quite a lot of people have 'SoccerRoos' flags on their car, as well as the Australian flag. Nobody seems to be getting terribly upset about it.

I like flags.

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Nick | 10 June 2010 - 6:23am

smacks of Snobbism

if you ask me..What's wrong with flying your country's flag ? as someone said earlier 'fine for Rugby'. lighten up

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Sour Crout | 10 June 2010 - 2:08pm

car near me this morning had

car near me this morning had an italy one side and an england the other

fair play

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gaz | 10 June 2010 - 2:14pm

england replica shirts

jus got mine
THFC 5 on the back.

mmm isnt it, jumpers for goalposts

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gaz | 10 June 2010 - 2:18pm

Somebody sent me on a Tweet....

....from Jeremy Hardy in which he said he hated the World Cup because it "made England look like a loyalist estate". Frankly that's what I'd expect him to say. Every four years we have this festival where alternative comics are forced to line up alongside the rest of us while making it clear that they're not like the rest of us. The English intelligentsia have a problem that you won't find anywhere else in the world. They are really embarrassed by England to the extent that they think just about everywhere else in the world does everything better.

I don't fly St George's Flags because I'm such a patriot and snob that I think all overt displays of national identity should be left to nations who need reassuring about them.

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David Hepworth | 10 June 2010 - 2:36pm

A much better way of putting what I was trying to say earlier

During which I accidentally tripped over my shoelaces and punched someone...Mind you the intelligensia's agonising over miniscule graduations of status (class) emotion and meaning can be very productive the rest of the time. But when it comes to the world cup - as many have now said on here - lighten up!

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FakeGeordie | 10 June 2010 - 3:22pm

it would only be a Loyalist estate

if it was the Union flag flying ... alongside the Ulster flag probably; simple St George's Crosses not in evidence, in my experience

Mr Hardy is catering to his News Quiz audience I think where the concept of drunk men in pubs expressing emotion makes the equally stereotypical E M Forster reader from rural Hampshire stiffen with discomfort ... "oh, ghastly, and then the foul man actually *hugged me* because some lout kicked a ball in a net..."

this dialectic maps very well on to the issue of Brits and sex, but that's a whole 'nother topic...

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Glenbervie | 14 June 2010 - 12:04pm

It's the associations that are the problem

Over the years the cross of St George has been appropriated by racists (and still is), waved around by football hooligans and worn by people that many people would cross the street to avoid, not out of snobbishness but fear of personal injury.

Dislike of flag flying has everything to do with not wanting to be associated with any of this and absolutely nothing to do with being embarrassed by England or a belief in its inferiority.

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JeremyRS | 10 June 2010 - 8:26pm

Wouldn't be so bad...

...if those flags weren't so cheap and tacky.

Says a lot about our country...

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Lean Machine | 10 June 2010 - 10:10pm

There's a few gone up round our way today...

Time to put the house on the market.
Shame the property prices have just crashed round here, due to the f*cking flags...
:-)

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Adman | 10 June 2010 - 10:16pm

I won't fly a St George's Flag Because....

...it's a bad look. A white background with a red cross. Horrible. We need a Paul Smith redesign. Or some paisley, god yeah, a paisley national flag! Take that Republic of Macedonia!

http://www.world-flags-symbols.com/_img_nations3/macedonia_flag.png

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TedLoaf | 11 June 2010 - 10:39am

Does anybody know where I can buy an

England supporter's St. George flag that was made in England?

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Vulpes Vulpes | 11 June 2010 - 1:12pm

Dual flaggage

From my office window today I can see a car in the car park with an English flag flying from one rear window and a Greek flag flying from the other.

I wonder which rabid English, right-wing, anti-European-but-pro-Greek party they're showing their support for? Or maybe they're just flying flags showing which countries their family will be supporting in the World Cup...?

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Red Umpire | 11 June 2010 - 1:21pm

Flags on cars

The one and only point here is that you look a complete **** with nationalist flags suction-cupped to each side of your car.

Sorry if I'm out of tune with the zeitgeist.

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Estel | 11 June 2010 - 1:41pm

No you aren't really

Which slightly surprised me! Now the footy is actually happening perhaps it will all feel a bit different

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FakeGeordie | 11 June 2010 - 5:22pm

Has anyone spotted a Bongo Bongoland flag yet?

or even a former Soviet Republic of Bulimia? Maybe they're more numerous in Yeovil..

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2010/06/soviet-republic-l...

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Prestonia | 11 June 2010 - 8:04pm

Two Flags Bad

I've told my kids they are like L plates to warn drivers that the other person is a bit of an idiot (one flag), deranged (two), utter cretin (more than 2).

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Michael Taylor | 11 June 2010 - 11:38pm

I bet

that your kids were yawning and making wanker signs behind your back when you were telling them that.

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Albert Edward | 12 June 2010 - 5:01pm

Nice.

Suggesting that a man's own children might make 'wanker' signs at him. Classy.

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Bob | 13 June 2010 - 9:01pm

My dear Idiotbear

It was a joke. I thought the image of Michael Taylor's kids strapped in the back seat yawning and making wanker signs as he earnestly explained his theory of England flags to them was amusing, and still do. Plus the contents of his preceding post led me to believe he would have thick enough skin to take it. Had I been on the receiving end of a similar joke my reaction would have been, 'ha, touché', or 'there speaks a man with two England flags on his car.' I certainly wouldn't have been reaching for my high horse. It's worth noting, of course, that Michael hasn't.

This is now the second time you've taken me to task for a post that you have either misunderstood or misinterpreted. Nobody else has ever done this, just you. For ages I've been posting, suddenly you join and I'm supposed to think, 'Will Idiotbear approve of this?' every time I post? I'd rather not, if you don't mind. So in future if something I've written rubs you up the wrong way, just assume you don't get it and move on. Better still, ignore my posts altogether and go and be the moral guardian of somebody else.

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Albert Edward | 15 June 2010 - 8:21am

Fine.

Whatever. I'm the moral guardian of no-one and don't set myself up as such. Maybe I was having a sense of humour failure; maybe the nuances of yours don't translate well in type. Maybe there's - gasp - fault on both sides.

To be honest I'd clean forgotten that it was you I'd had the previous run in with. I'll make a note: "If Albert Edward says something which strikes you as rude, he's being funny, so leave it." Duly noted. I shall remember your username in future and not comment.

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Bob | 15 June 2010 - 12:04pm

why

wrong reply

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gaz | 1 July 2010 - 3:55pm

A lot of children (mine included)...

... like the idea of flying a flag from the car during the World Cup. Shame on them for not realising how nationalistic, chavvy and naff they are being.

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Formbyman | 12 June 2010 - 5:56pm

Mind too - from his Nana

I am no longer speaking to him now that he is a pathetic needy BNP voting scumbag. He just thinks he's supporting England.

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Twangothan | 12 June 2010 - 6:05pm

I've decided to support 'our boys'

by eating a packet of Haribo football mixture. *burp* I feel a bit sick if I'm honest

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DogFacedBoy | 13 June 2010 - 6:54pm

Round our way-

last night, pre match, I could hear people trying out their horns - old fashioned bike type and air horns - and trumpets. I was thinking it would be a long night with our 18 month old being wakened by singing, chanting and tooting from the nearby park and back gardens.
Never heard a peep after about 20 to 8.

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badartdog | 13 June 2010 - 8:51pm

I don't like them

Nothing to do with patriotism, chavviness or snobbery. I just don't like driving behind fluttery things, as I find they catch my eye and distract me from more important things.

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PeteWingrave | 13 June 2010 - 8:58pm

It's Great Fun

But have you noticed how the obsessive and knowledgable football fan does not tend to drape himself in such garb? He may wear a very obsure England away top from 1972 under his jacket or a top from a Ukranian league side, but no way in hell would be paint his face or wave a flag.

Yet he will be a big fan. He will be the authority on how a game is going and why certain things aren't technically working at half time - but he will watch in silence. Like the comedian that watches and enjoys another comedian but hardly cracks a smile.

The face painters and the flag wavers are essential, even if they do not follow the game and know very little about it. Without them, there is no fun.

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Austin | 24 June 2010 - 11:28pm

presently

half mast on mine

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gaz | 1 July 2010 - 3:44pm
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