Undeserved credibility: five artists who really shouldn't be quite so lauded
1. Beach Boys
If I hear anything more about the groundbreakingness of Pet bloody Sounds, I'll go postal: clever production, saccharine harmonies and mediocre songwriting doth not genius make - not even when seasoned with a little mental instability.
2. Red Hot Chilli Peppers
If only the entire Aussie population of London could be right.
3. The Cranberries
Has anyone ever sounded so immediately smackable as .... I can't bring myself to say her name.
4. Manic Street Preachers
Earnest po-faced turge.
5. Bob Marley
'Greatest Hits' - a fixture in the glovebox of every middle-ranking marketive executive within a thousand miles of Swindon. Sing-along now, c'mon, you must know the words ... must ... know ..... the ....... wor ...
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Bob Marley
Can't blame him for his popularity, any more than you can blame Mozart.
Fair enough
still think his music has been endowed with a 'greatness' by virtue of his cultural / political significance - it's just not great music, in my humble ...
Say what you like about the Chilis
(and I'm sure you will) but I've seen them perform live and although I'm not the biggest fan, those guys are phenomenal musicians.
Chili Peppers
I'm almost certainly in the minority here, but I like 'em. Once you've got past the hopeless singer and the ludicrous posturing, and avoided the more cliched, Flea-led funk workouts, you're left with a pretty good band. John Frusciante is a brilliant, extremely musical guitarist (certainly more gifted than anyone else I can think of in 'mainstream' rock), and they can write, you know, proper songs.
Mind you, I'm from New Zealand. It might be an Antipodean thing.
And possibly an Irish thing too
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers-Castle/dp/B0000DZRNE/ref=s...
Anyway I hold 4 albums by the Chili Peppers and 3 of them are excellent.
A terrible confession...
I didn't come to listen to Bob Dylan until after I heard the Chilis version of Subtereanian (sic) Homesick Blues on their album "The Uplift Mofo Party Plan."
I also didn't hear any Stevie Wonder till after I heard their version of "Higher Ground" from "Mothers Milk."
It was their endorsement of Funkadelic and Parliament which led me onto them.
There's a lot to dislike about the Chili Peppers but I bet they led a lot of people like me onto some really good music. For that reason alone I can't hate them.
I hope you are similarly digging....
...Sly Stone, for his estimably superior "If you want me to stay".
The Beach Boys...
Are you kidding? You're not, clearly, so I won't try to talk you 'round, but... *The Beach Boys*!?
I agree with two, three and four, though, and would add U2 to the list - I really can't see the appeal.
Too right...
I've never seen the point of U2. Bonio's posturing is just laughable - that flag; those glasses - and a bass player who makes Richey Edwards look like Allan Holdsworth.
The Hedge seems like a half-way decent guitar player though - shame about the overall air of smugness that attaches to the rest of the band.
You too?
I have just had the misfortune to be stuck on a long flight to New York and spent 90 minutes watching Rattle & Hum for the first time since its release (yes, BA had it as a movie selection). There are two moments in the film which are reason not to write off U2 with the usual cliches. Firstly, the way that Edge's guitar simulates the roar of fighter jet engines in Bullet the Blue Sky is surely one of "Rock's Greatest Moments". Secondly, the way Bono confronts the American myths about the republican struggle from the stage on the night of the Eniskillen bombing gets him off the hook as far as I am concerned. Brave man......although I can never quite forget that a charming home counites girl of my acquaintance always refers to him as "Bonio" (from rock god to doggie biscuit in one easy vowel).
Cranberries?
When did the Cranberries ever have any credibility of any type?
Possibly (with the exception of Keane) the most derided and unlauded (rightly) band ever?
Or is that just in my house?
Nope, you're right
I believe they may be the most mocked band ever.
A friend of mine roadied for them for a bit. Apparently Delores' nickname amongst the crew was Clyde, named after the chimp in the Clint Eastwood movies. Why? Because she apparently walked in a slightly bow-legged fashion, often hand-in-hand with her much taller boyfriend.
Go on, picture it.
Wagon
She was an awful wagon that wan. Still, they were big in Italy so that must be saying something. What I don't know
er
who's been lauding the Cranberries? My better half quite likes them but I don't think that counts as critical acclaim.
Can I add...
Toploader, Kula Shaker and Freddie and the Dreamers to that list?
Kula Shaker
They were really good once and even their last album was more than a bit ok and got a good review round Word way if memory serves. Not in the Toploader or Freddie and the Dreamers zone at all.
Cranberries
Stick out of that list like a sore thumb. Not sure who ever rated them. I have a couple of their CD's but they haven't made it to my ipod.
Bob Marley is correctly lauded - he changed the way reggae is perceived by making it mainstream.
Beach Boys are easy to underestimate in my humble due to the advances around studio equipment in the 70's onwards. But they were ground breaking at the time (and that's the only time that they can be judged I reckon).
The Manics and Chillis are good bands who have created some good stuff and some so so stuff. They're not in the Bob Marley or Beach Boys league but they are certainly not the Cranberries.
3 out of 5
Can't agree about Marley or Beach Boys, but I like them on a Greatest Hits level. I recall being shocked when I first learned that The Beach Boys were 'ground-breaking' - for years they were just like The Monkees to me, frothy feel-good 60s pop. And still are I s'pose.
I would add The Clash to your list. I have never understood their level of popularity or credibility. Joe Strummer, nice bloke etc, but boy what a fake. And what an ugly band.
You could argue...
that The Beach Boys weren't groundbreaking at all, Brian was. The career path of the band since Mike Love won the battle does, of course, appear to bear this out
Re. the Cranberries:
yes, you're all right - they were the odd one out, in that they never had any cred. I just heard them on the radio the other night and really needed to purge myself by having a pop.
Poached eggs.....
They will be, Jake, as round these parts, slagging the Boys off is just not on. Cripes, there are some here as partisan as the RTphiles about the Wilson brothers and extended, dontcha know. But I know you only put them there as a loss-leader,so to speak, to guarantee a good posting response to an otherwise fair list. Problem is, however, that there is some merit in each of the 4 also-rans listed, as has been mentioned.I agree with you about all 4 in part, but, but, but it depends how deep you have delved. I too think Marley is over-exposed and over-played, but the undeniable fact is that he was enabled to open the door for the mass acceptance of reggae to a wider and non specialist audience, even if others are deemed "better" and/or more authentic, whatever that means. The underlying songs are exceptional and I think it may be the "presentation" you find unacceptable. His solo version of Redemption Songs is up there in my top ten best and most moving songs ever.
Chili peppers have produced the odd maverick masterpiece, Under the Bridge being one such. Trouble is the early stuff was marred by the aforestated Flea-overfunkification, and the most recent stuff by sticking overly hard to the formula that gave a couple of CDs I am happy to own.
Manics are less easy to justify. Couple of tuneful singles probably not enough to want to not wallop the eye-lined one.
I liked the Cranberries. The first couple of CDs were fine, if not quite comfortable, image-wise, between the pastoral sounds and the would-begrunge market to be exploited. Zombie managed I feel. Dolores (there, I said it) was a relatively amusing sub for Sinead whilst she was off the boil for a while. Annoying, sure, but... All later stuff was/is crap, t'is true....
I'm contacting the OED straight away
to see if we can get 'overfunkification' into the next edition
He
overfunkifies
She overfunkifies
They overfunkify etc etc........excellent.
Mind you, came across the phrase "debottlenecking" this morning...
Pet Sounds
I've tried, believe me I've tried - mono and stereo mixes, stereo, headphones, MP3 player etc, but I can't even get as worked up as Poacher Jake.
It's just utterly forgetable, like Keane without the sense of dangerous animal sexuality. Sorry if thise disturbs your cosmology, but it's bland rubbish.
The undeserved updated
Can't say i agree with your inclusion of Marley, the Manics or the Chilli Peppers, but here's some I would include in a list of currently overly lauded acts
Goldfrapp
Elbow
Beck
Arcade Fire
ERRM
Arcade Fire and Beck, yes overrated
but Elbow are on an upward curve and Goldfrapp's last one is a peach of a record.
Can I add The Hold Steady to the list??
Also the Dylan "Time out of Mind late period trilogy"
The Beach Boys, while not untouchable, have a massive amount of
beautiful songs.
Still as usual its all a matter of what tickles your eardrums.
There is also a good argument that "Legend" is the best compilations of an artist's output ever.
U2 are overrated, although they have a number of great songs and The Cranberries were always rubbish.
Goldfrapp
Listen to the last album, it is a fantastic album of English folk rock nothing like the earlier disco influenced stuff
Hands off Bob.
I think people take a pop at him because he was so gob-smackingly successful. And anyone who can manage to come up with something as inspiring as this deserves to be in the glovebox of every car ever made.
For some reason..
I expected the mouth to start moving up and down in a Terry Gilliam/Ohh La La stylee
Spot the difference
Manic Sreet Preachers/Stereophonics
Surely these are the same band?
Aside from the fact that they're both Welsh...
.. and both play guitars, I see very little similarity. On what do you base your point?
The Manics never took themselves too seriously...
though their fans did...
Even in the darkest depths of Richey's descent, there was still humour and acerbic wit laced into interviews and and genuine thoughtful and dare I say it, intellect, in Edwards and latterly Wires writing..."Libraries gave us power, then work came and made us free"
Stereophonics are just shite
NB - undeserved cred. The Flaming Lips. Rubbish, utter rubbish
Ooh spot on.
Can't get into the Flaming Lips at all. Can't bear them in fact but I don't know why. On paper I should like them. The singer even looks like David Essex. But I'd rather listen to Hold Me Close or Rock On than bloody 'Do you realise everyone is going to die' *shudder*
Come on
the Manics are no doubt past their best but if nothing else they were visually and lyrically lightyears ahead of the dull Sterophonies. In the early nineties MSP were a glittery mix-up of glam rock and political pop. They would NEVER have written stuff like 'Have A Nice Day' and other banalities.
Can you imagine the Stereos singing "I spat out Plath and Pinter" for a chorus?!
but, but, but ....
Can you imagine the Stereos singing "I spat out Plath and Pinter" for a chorus?!
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why would anyone want to though? It's a leadenly portentous and pretentious lyric. I mean what was the scenario for this spitting? Was he recounting an argument with a lover perhaps? In which case, anyone who starts quoting poets and dramatists in the midst of a lovers' tiff (or writes songs about fictional 'I's who do) deserves a good slap I say.
In contrast: "Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine" - now that's quality
If we're talking of lyrics featuring poets...
..can I bring up Van's masterful 'Summertime In England' - IMHO his best individual track - which includes, amongst much stuff about Avalon and The Ancient Highway, the following verses:
"Did you ever hear about
Wordsworth and Coleridge, baby?
Did you ever hear about Wordsworth and Coleridge?
They were smokin' up in Kendal
By the lakeside
Did you ever hear about
William Blake
T. S. Eliot
In the summer
In the countryside
They were smokin'
Yeats and Lady Gregory corresponded
And James Joyce wrote streams of consciousness books
T.S. Eliot chose England
T.S. Eliot joined the ministry
Did you ever hear about
Wordsworth and Coleridge?
Smokin' up in Kendal
They were smokin' by the lakeside..."
I may be completely wrong here
but isn't the James Joyce line rather incongruous here in a song called summertime in England or am I mistaken in thinking he wrote his books in Ireland?
The rest of the (quoted) lyric is rather banal in my opinion.
"It's a leadenly portentous and pretentious lyric"
Well said, and I'm sure James Dean Bradfield - who of course didn't write those lins - would whole heartedly agree. But that's what made the Mancis so bloomin' great. No-one else at the time would have dared utter words like that, especially not whilst wearing a feather boa and eyeliner and playing mountain sized guitar riffs. Of course every indie band that followed them copied the whole schtick but they never bettered it.
And to be fair
you couldn't make out the lyrics by the singing anyways. Its a fantastic track either way.
Van the poet
Van's masterful 'Summertime In England' - IMHO his best individual track
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I think of it each time I go up to the Lakes ...
wonderful though it is, I'd put it behind a few off Veedon Fleece and St Dom's Preview which are poetry in themselves
"And James Joyce wrote streams of consciousness books"
is, in objective fact, the single worst line in the last 50 years of popular song.
Common One...
...always great to see so much acclaim for that album's material. I bought it for the princely sum of £1.25 last year and fell in love with it; it's incredibly beautiful. Trawled through second hand stores getting hold of Van's other albums then.
Has to be The Clash for me; I can't get near appreciating this band due to the amount of fawning praise thrown their way- 'the only band that mattered' etc. The amount of their songs I really like I could probably count on one hand. See also Guns N Roses; a few songs I don't mind from the debut but can't bear anything else they've done, which isn't that much anyway considering the amount of times magazines like Classic Rock have featured them.
Not a huge Manic Street Preachers fan but I think 'Motorcycle Emptiness' is a genuinely great song. Love Bob Marley and The Beach Boys, but I'm indifferent to RHCP and The Cranberries...though are the latter 'lauded', really?
Common One (again)
I'd have it in the top 5 Van albums for definite.
- Arsetral Weeks
- Too Late To Stop Now
- Common One
- Veedon Fleece
- Into The Music
Wot no Moondance?
Or Tupelo Honey? A pox on thee!
Moondance...
is a bit 'fluffy' for me - especially coming on the heels of AW and before the run of albums that include Veedon Fleece, Tupelo Honey and St Doms
Van's
"In The Garden" a thing of utter beauty and not a gob iron in sight.
It's always good
to take the sacred cows out for the afternoon and give them a good kicking around.
to take the sacred cows out
to take the sacred cows out for the afternoon and give them a good kicking around.
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precisely
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Top 5 Van albums:
1. Veedon Fleece
2. Astral Weeks
3. St Dominic's Preview
4. Common One
5. Into the Music
Three out of five
ain't bad. Marley : quite simply the most charismatic performer I've witnessed, by a long way. (Rainbow Theatre 1977, promoting 'Exodus'.) Beach Boys : a wealth of tunes whose beauty brings tears to my eyes. As for those others, though, I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. (Except perhaps John Frusciante, for I am a guitarist.) Especially annoying : Dolores and that - for want of a better word - voice of hers. Were she aflame I might start looking for a petrol can....
I think I should be liking these...
as a fully paid up member of the Word Massive but don't in the slightest.
Van Morrison
Bob Dylan
Radiohead
Eric Clapton
Jeff Beck
Randy Newman
Eagles
Pentangle
I am also truly mystified as to the general love of Elbow on these pages - even so much as I put aside my complete antipathy and gave them a try - but no, sorry!
Yeah...
...cos we all love the Eagles, don't we! Don't we?
Oh.
OK, so I downloaded Long Road out of Eden, but I was drunk. It has enough for 1/2 a reasonable Don Henley CD, not quite the oxymoron that may seem.
Long Road Out Of Eden...
...I thought it was crap, to be honest! Having said that, David Hepworth warned as much in his review of it, I seem to recall.
I bought it from Asda -
£5 for a double cd...I thought it had to be a bargain!
Wrong again it seems. 2 tracks made it to my mp3 player.
I do have all their old stuff. I like the album tracks that didn't make their "Greatest Hits" mega seller, though I must admit I liked them too before they got overplayed.
I don't think artists should
I don't think artists should be held responsible for the shortcomings of their audience - it's not Bob Marley's fault he's the only reggae artist most white people have ever heard of.
My vote for over-rated artist is Lou Reed - put aside the Velvets stuff and the Bowie collaboration (and i don't think Reed was the presiding genius in either of these situations), and what's left? A couple of so-so solo albums, a load more dreadful ones and guest slots with Simple Minds and the Killers. Certainly not enough to justify the seriousness with which he regards himself.
Lou Reed...
...with you all the way. There's little that I'd choose to play on a regular basis outside of 'Transformer' and the Velvet Underground.
ok, ok ....
I don't think artists should be held responsible for the shortcomings of their audience - it's not Bob Marley's fault he's the only reggae artist most white people have ever heard of.
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ok, ok, agreed, that was slightly off the mark
I maintain though that he's not as amazing as constantly made out to be - but then I don't really like reggae, so hey, what do I know ...
Bob Marley
It's hard to avoid hearing a number of his songs over the years but nothing really has ever particularly grabbed me. I bought a live album by him once as I felt I should own something. I must say I didn't really care for it. I found it all rather simplistic, almost childish and musically quite basic. It's not that I don't like reggae, although I prefer ska and dub, which seem more exciting. And dub has more complexity and so can stand a lot of re-listening. That's two well-loved acts I have slagged off so far today. Onwards and upwards!
Bob Marley
If Bob's songs of freedom are indeed "a fixture in the glovebox of every middle-ranking marketive executive within a thousand miles of Swindon" we should rejoice.
Another sacred cow
Elvis?
He was certainly good, undeniably for his time, but I can't help thinking a lot of the praise is simply unwarranted. He was (and I'm fully expecting a good kicking here!) a bit of a one-trick pony, albeit an extremely good trick. He was, however, at the mercy of songwriters, and had some very variable material to cope with.
As a child I instinctively didn;t like his music that much because I picked up something profoundly sad about it (and therefore about him), and this was long before I knew about his personal life. The Beatles always seemed much more life-embracing to my twelve-year-old ears.
Final comment: at around the time he died, my mum had a double-cassette of his 40 greatest hits, spanning his whole career. Our house was broken into and the thieves stole just one of the two cassettes ...
Gravelands...
Apropos of nothing other than an excuse to mention the above, have you ever wondered how Elvis would tackle Nirvana, the Pistols, T Rex, o, anyone like that? A singingh postman from northern Ireland called "The King" has done just that, with 2 LPs of "Elvis" covers, specialising only in groups or artists where one or other are in the same position as is real Elvis, i.e dead. Sounds tacky, eh? Well, it's marvellous. If you don't believe me, take a trip to i-tines and download even just one song - choose your favourite. 79p ain't going to break the bank. I guarantee smiles all round. My choice? Pretty vacant. this is quite good too....
Good one
In fact I already have the album, so can fully agree with you, this is superb. Song To The Siren and No Woman No Cry are particularly good too (listen out for the Elvis song cross-ver towards the end of the latter).
Nopw yu've mentioned it, I'll have to dig it out & give it a long-needed listen!
Here's Song to the Siren
Download Whiskey In The Jar
Or as Elvis the Irish Milkman had it - "Whisskkah". Marvellous.
M&M
No, not him, although I think he's over-rated, but: Madonna and Metallica. I just don't see the point of either, to be honest. Madonna's made a few decent singles but I can't see how she's sustained a career from the music. Metallica, well...
Madonna again eh?
I feel obliged to refer you to my blog on this same subject on 24th August which generated a heated debate (So Why, Exactly, Is Madonna Famous?). I don't think anyone was able to put up a cast iron case for her - it has a lot to do with outfit changes, being an icon, conical bras and that sort of tripe. A few catchy singles aside - does anything she does really have lasting significance? She is a triumph of American marketing strategies. Like the charming man himself I could go on and on, but I suggest that you re-read the original blog for more in-depth knowledge.
And furthermore...
I wonder how many people get out their Public Image stuff and give it a good old listening to! X Ray Spex then? Sham 69 even? Thought not. 'The wisdom of one age is the cack of the next' as the great poet said.
I´ve said it before and I´ll say it again
Pink Floyd, bits of The Wall are OK but the rest is self-indulgent nonsense.( A tad harsh , I admit )
David Bowie´s output in the last 15 years has eaten away at his legacy.
Ditto Eric Clapton.
The " Genius " Brian Wilson, no doubt a musical visionary with The BBs , but he strikes me as a bit lost, in every sense of the word, with his solo efforts.
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers for the unpardonable crime of "Funk-Rock"
Poor old Brian Wilson
Not so much the Beach Boys (the harmonies can be just spellbinding), but Pet Sounds particularly. Having read how it's among the greatest albums ever, I splashed out and bought the 4CD box set with stereo, mono, a capella and all sorts of versions only to discover... s'alright. Not brilliant. Just can't see what the fuss is about or why it's praised so highly.
The greatest album of all time? The Wall, of course. So there. I say it and I'm on the internet so it must be true :)
When I was 16 I loved the Wall...
...now it seems to me like it was written to appeal to 16-year olds who were looking for someone with 'important things to say about life'
Waters has done SO much better before and since.
RUSSELL BRAND AND JONATHAN ROSS
both seem hopelessly over-rated to me. At least the Beach Boys, Peppers, Cranberries, Preachers and Marley have at least 1 (and 3 of them actually quite a few) decent tunes to count as a legacy to be proud of. Brand and Ross?
Actually dont agree with you
Anyone who can make God Only knows or Redemption Song should be properly lauded even if everything else they did was crap which it wasn't.
Chilli Peppers are nothing special to me but Under the Bridge and a couple of others are pretty good pop records.
Cranberries i can see although Zombie is a great song.
Manic Street Preachers are also okay in their way.
Far more deserving of your vitriol are Snow Patrol, Keane, Razorlight, Queen, Coldplay, The Undertones, The Buzzcocks.
Steve - WTF?
Undertones?
Buzzcocks?
No No No - if only for Teenage Kicks (the greatest 45 ever, ever released) and for every 45 Buzzcocks cut in 1977-78 (the next batch of greatest singles ever, etc etc)
I'll give you Keane and Snow Patrol though.
And don't get me started on Razorlight.
"Far more deserving of your vitriol "
but no, cos that sort-of misses the point: the first five bands you list don't have much credibility now do they, they're widely derided despite their popularity - easy targets if you like.
What I'm talking about is bands or artists people talk about in hushed tones as visionary or seminal or groundbreaking or 'artisically deserving of their massive popularity' (as someone said 'sacred cows') .... so the Cranberries was a bit of an odd-one out, cos no one really ever said that about them.
Undertones and Buzzcocks - that's more the idea, I agree on the former but not the latter ...
I dont think the Undertones
are critically lauded for their whole output but rather rightly showered in affection for "Teenage Kicks" one of the greatest punk 45's and of course its connection to Peely. The Buzzcocks are another story and Pete Shelley was punk's recorder of love and all its accompanying messiness. Chalk one up for the 'cocks says I.
Manic Street Preachers are, IMHO
horribly overrated.
Also, that the shear passing of time renders an artist as 'a legend' (e.g. Shirley Bassey, Tom Jones) - that's plainly rubbish.
Personally I think Pet Sounds is fantastic but to be told that first, and then listen to it in that light - I can see the challenge, whatever the album. A reputation can kill enjoyment.
I've spent reasonable sums of time and money trying to get into Bob Dylan - like his stuff well enough, but I can't think of anything that I would take to a desert island. Just wasn't there when it happened.
Petrol/fire coincidence
Joni Mithcell. Tried. Failed. Sets off the dogs round here.