Colonel's Guide To Dating: For those who haven't yet found Ms Right, I offer the following sound advice. Have a large cold drink, go to a club, find a suitable prospect and tell her that she's got legs like a country ham.
It worked fine for Louis Jordan.

Bridal Wear: If the above advice works (and why shouldn't it?) you may need Pentangle's advice on a Wedding Dress. Bert looks bit miserable with that beard.

That'll Do Nicely: Money's too tight to mention at the moment. Some credit card companies are doing anything to attract new customers.

Millinery: Ronnie Lane & How Come.

Women & Drums:Remember last week's Chaka Khan clip? I seem to have missed a whole swathe of female drummers in the wake of that Cadburys Gorilla advert. Gosh.

Motoring News:Electric cars? Congestion Charging? Dinah Shore walks all over it with this great Chevrolet TV ad.

Coke Habit: Every time I find a vintage Coca Cola radio ad, I grab it.

This site
http://www.bigozine2.com/archive/ARrarities/ARcoke.html
has them all on CD, but the download's not available. Some artist roster. Let me know if you find another download.

Rubber Band Man: Think you can move? Not like Roy Head you can't.