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Tinsel Terror

David Wright's picture

Already, Christmas decorations have appeared in our office and it's not quite December yet!
I'm more of a 12 days of Christmas person myself and have been known to put up decorations as late as Christmas Eve, but always pull them down on 12th night.
How do the massive stand on decorations?

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Up late

down early.....one of my neighbours had her tree up at the weekend, and no doubt it will be there for most of January. Mind you, the Christmas market opened in Brum a couple of weeks ago and I'm not complaining about that.

Big sausage and a gluhwein anyone?

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el toro calvo grande | 30 November 2010 - 3:02pm

To answer your question, quite gingerly.

Fragile blighters christmas decorations.

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Sven Garlic | 30 November 2010 - 3:09pm

And kneeling on glass baubles

is a definite no-no.

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bassclef (not verified) | 30 November 2010 - 7:32pm

Nothing before Thanksgiving

which, as everyone knows, moves around the calendar a bit. With the mini-mates, it gets a little earlier but they're up till Epifania, mos def.

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MyAmericanMate | 30 November 2010 - 3:11pm

Mine go up

in mid December, though it will be slightly later this year with the house being re-decorated, always come down no earlier than 12th night. The whole thing comes too damn early quite frankly. When I used to spend family Christmases in Italy, we used to put up the tree and decorations around the 20th/21st.

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Francis Barry-Walsh | 30 November 2010 - 3:13pm

Tat magnet

The older I get, the more I love Christmas tat - fat robins, wobbling Santas and singing penguins.

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Olthwaite | 30 November 2010 - 3:17pm

Singing Penguins

Sounds like the epitome of good taste - where can I get one?

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Baskerville Old Face | 30 November 2010 - 6:21pm

One, maybe two, weekends before Christmas

*consults calendar*

Right, I suspect the tree will go up at Waring Towers on either the 12th or the 19th this year - probably the 12th.

To extend the discussion slightly, what goes on top of your Christmas Tree? At WT, we have a small Winnie the Pooh, decked out in Christmas jumper and hat, who gets the uppermost part of the tree rammed up the back of his sweater each year.

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Paul Waring | 30 November 2010 - 3:19pm

Angels

I've always been one for a dirty looking angel at the top of tree, even if she does have a broken wing! Must buy a new one, but she has sentimental value!

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David Wright | 30 November 2010 - 3:48pm

Cue for a song

Sounds like a cue for one of my favourite christmas songs:

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JohnW | 30 November 2010 - 4:46pm

Somewhere

I have that 7" single.

I'd rather hear that than bloody Slade...

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Neil Jung | 30 November 2010 - 6:20pm

So, it's just me

who has their decorations up already then?

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Joe R | 30 November 2010 - 3:23pm

Tree went up last Saturday

Mainly becuase we bought the tree that day and lots of decorations (thanks to the FPO) and didn't have the room to store them so the tree went up. Just need to try and prevent Jnr from pulling all the baubles off it.

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David Sutherland | 30 November 2010 - 3:30pm

Down the day after Boxing Day

It's all over by then. Away with the merry junk for another year.

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Five-Centres | 30 November 2010 - 3:24pm

Chez Jo

The tree gets bought about ten days before Xmas, depending on how weekends fall. However, I am away the two weekends before Xmas, so I suspect mine'll go about the 12th. I usually take my down on New Year's Day. I used to be quite strict about the 12 days: up on Xmas Eve and down on the twelfth day.

The other rule is I/we MUST be listening to Christmas music as the decorations go up.

I'd never want my decorations up for about six weeks, but each to their own.

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JoLean | 30 November 2010 - 3:37pm

Not at all.

Me Mam and me mother-in-law fret so inordinately about Xmas that when I'm in the UK at xms everyone's driven into a paranoiac frenzy by about November 15. The MIL and FIL are teetotallers, so I get emails about now about 'what you want to drink' around then, as if buying a 4 pack of spesh takes a months planning. etc. Here in expat land: Get on Amazon about December 10, get the gifts delivered, prepare a few days worth of nice food on the 24th, 25th -Big breakfast. Exchange gifts with the missus, Skype the famliy, have people round for nibbles and booze at lunchtime, early night. We were both back at the PCs on our various projects by Boxing Day last year. Bliss, comparatively.

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bathmat | 30 November 2010 - 3:46pm

Growing up

Mum & Dad would put up the deccies on Christmas eve. We'd go to bed with the house looking all normal and wake to a magical wonderland of tinsel and tree. It was fabulous. I'm not aloud to recreate this tradition with my own tribe alas, however I have managed to restrict the erection of tree and deccies until as late as possible, usually the 18th ish. They come down again around the Sunday before returning to work which is plenty long enough in my book. I have work colleagues who put theirs up around about 25th November. Utter madness.

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Georgedivided | 30 November 2010 - 4:22pm

*

Mum would put up the deccies on Christmas Eve. We'd go to bed with the house looking all normal and wake to a nightmarish horror of me Dad shouting and swearing after coming in pissed at midnight and tripping over the tinsel and tree. It was horrible.

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bathmat | 30 November 2010 - 8:10pm

I know I'll get cries of humbug but....

I don't have a problem in general with christmas decorations but the tree does get in the way doesn't it? For that reason alone I think the time it's up should be restricted. Cards start to look untidy after a couple of weeks too so the sooner they're down the better. The only thing I insist on though (and this applies to the office as well) NO FLASHING LIGHTS. They drive me to distraction.
It's perfectly possible to survive without any at all, I managed it for years (apart from putting cards on the mantelpiece) before I was taken in hand by the FPO.
I remember a friend of a friend at college was in a flat that had collectively decided (almost certainly through lazyness) not to take down the decorations one year. It was quite odd going in the flat in mid June with paper chains all over the living room walls.

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JohnW | 30 November 2010 - 4:38pm

Chez Stimpy

Up on Xmas Eve
Down on 12th night

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stimpy | 30 November 2010 - 4:41pm

Decorations go up

On the first Sunday in December, down again on 12th night. Which means we have to experience the terrors of the loft as we rummage for tinsel this weekend.

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Andy Mackenzie | 30 November 2010 - 5:03pm

Up the weekend before Christmas

Down on 12th night. Keeps it special.

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Leedsboy | 30 November 2010 - 5:20pm

Totally Agree

Yep,that's my usual plan, it does keep it more special!

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David Wright | 30 November 2010 - 5:51pm

I don' bother.

After all the shear evil that religion has caused over the centuries, I refuse to have anything to do with it at home.

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JQW | 30 November 2010 - 5:22pm

what even baubles?

Are they the nexus of evil? What about inflatable Santa snow globes are they tyranny incarnate or merely everyday rottenness?

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Chris G | 30 November 2010 - 5:25pm

Barrel of laughs round your gaff, then

I'm not debating the good/evil aspect of religion, but surely putting a few lights up and, you know, actually enjoying Christmas doesn't mean you're endorsing anything you disagree with?

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Joe R | 30 November 2010 - 5:53pm

we are into advent now, so I think it is fair enough

we put the lights up in the garden on Sunday.

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Jed Clampett | 30 November 2010 - 5:31pm

We don't bother at all

Last year the crimble cards were in a pile on the piano.

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Helena Handcart | 30 November 2010 - 5:39pm

Up on the first weekend in December after 2/12

Down on 2nd Jan.

Two trees, loads and loads of lights but not much else in the way of home adornment.

I like Christmas decorations. I'm a rampaging atheist but I love it as a midwinter festival.

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Lenny Law | 30 November 2010 - 5:57pm

Up usually at the start of the school holidays

Or later. Definitely not earlier.

And down on New Year's Day.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 30 November 2010 - 6:01pm

Our Annual Yuletide Ritual...

...involves a festive wreath above the front door; lighted displays in every front facing window; two artificial trees - the GLW can't abide the needles you know - with the main one in the front room positively groaning with gold bells, baubles and fairy lights; the stairs have fir branches twined round the bannisters and decorated with more baubles; the nativity scene sits by the front door and the whole thing looks like Santa Claus's Grotto in some dubious department store. I am at least spared the outside lights these days!

All the above are installed to a very cheesy Xmas playlist on the iPod. Mulled wine is taken - often in my case. Then when the scene setting is complete, we settle down to watch Miracle on 34th Street and Babe - our mood setting Christmas films.

This all takes place on the weekend before Christmas and then comes down on 12th Night - without fail. We used to do the big family Christmas but then the kids grew up, the adults started rowing, the effort involved got more and more and, somehow, the magic just left. So this year, it's all this effort for the two of us - and we like it that way.

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Gavin Adam | 30 November 2010 - 6:19pm

Always

buy a fresh tree usually 2 weekends before Christmas. The Axe clan, Mrs Axekeith, Me and 8 year old daughter Woo Woo (don't panic, real name Kate) decorate etc while 15 year old son stays cool and at a distance. Leave them up until 12th night as we host a neighbours and close friends New Year's eve party somewhat coincidentally, on New Year's eve although of late, I've noticed that it has started to spill over into New Year's day!

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Axekeith | 30 November 2010 - 6:24pm

I'd love some Christmas decorations

but we're bloody Jewish, and my religiously-observant hubbie won't have Xmas decorations or a tree (even if I promise to call it a "Chanukah bush").

I therefore spend most of December inviting myself round to friends' houses so I can admire their decorations and stare enviously at their trees.

I love Christmas. Pretty much my favourite time of year.

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Hannah | 30 November 2010 - 7:13pm

Chanukah bush

3 more from her..
oh, please yourselves

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Georgedivided | 1 December 2010 - 12:45am

I'm a christmas junkie

Normally I would have decorated the enormous artificial tree this Sunday, but I was sick ( no, not that kind; really bad cold ) so I've postponed it. I'll do it on Saturday.
I have boxes and boxes full of decorations but still can't resist buying more every year. This year I found some electric guitars in gold to hang in my tree! Plus glittering stiletto boots and lipsticks. Simply irresistible.

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Locust | 30 November 2010 - 7:23pm

*invites self over* *books flight*

that pretty much sounds like the best Christmas tree ever ever ever.

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Hannah | 30 November 2010 - 7:29pm

Decorations

I keep most of my decorations for every year, but do have a thing about buying one new one - something that plays a tune - every year. I find it difficult to not buy anything that plays 'Jingle Bell Rock'.

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JoLean | 30 November 2010 - 7:35pm

I also have

silver handbags, high heeled sandals with gold straps, a chandelier, squirrels, owls, skates, ballerina shoes, angels, butterflies, birds, drums, horns, violins, pigs, a teapot...and a million more weird and wonderful objects, four or five light chains, lots of strings of pearls and tinsel, and a big bejeweled star at the top.
Yes, I've been told I have a spectacular Christmas tree!
*proud/smug grin from ear to ear*

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Locust | 30 November 2010 - 8:06pm

Pretty please post a photo

when your tree's up and trimmed so I can admire it from afar!

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Hannah | 30 November 2010 - 9:05pm

Well I would, but...

...a) every year I try to take a picture of its splendour to save for posterity, but it never comes out looking anything near as good as it does in real life...probably because my camera isn't good enough.
And b) I've carefully avoided having to learn how to post pictures here...it always sounds like a right pain in the airbag when I read the descriptions of How To...but if I do get a picture to come out good, and if I can overcome my perfected laziness and learn all the How To:s, then I will try, for you.
The season of good will and all that...

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Locust | 30 November 2010 - 11:29pm

Haha!

No worries, don't want to cause you hassle.

If you get a great pic and you don't mind learning the mystic secrets of image posting, then fantastic.

If not, no worries, I shall just imagine it instead.

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Hannah | 30 November 2010 - 11:38pm

As we both work up to and including Christmas eve

Depends on when the spirit strikes. Seeing my family weekend before Christmas so that is a weekend away so will probably be the 12th

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vgom | 30 November 2010 - 7:46pm

Heres mine

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Dave Amitri | 30 November 2010 - 10:07pm

Probably next weekend...

...lots of stuff from trips to Germany/Denmark/Sweden in the attic and always greenery round the fire...right until Twelfth night.

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Richie B | 30 November 2010 - 10:13pm

Empty nested

I am on my jack jones this Christmas, so I have no one to please but myself.

What does this mean ? Staying in my boxers & T shirt, unshaven all day (orderly queue please ladies).

Not a single decoration going up, no crimbo telly, (just me & the Sopranos box set)

Quick phone call to my children, jobs a good un.

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jackthebiscuit | 4 December 2010 - 10:38pm
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