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Time to get rid of these guys too
Posted by busker_du on 4 February 2011 - 4:45pm.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12361790
The BBC 'apology' just makes things worse. I guess apologies really don't mean anything these days.
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I think we should get rid
of the media and people jumping on every little thing on TV in order to get themselves coverage or push their editors brand of moral panic. Its been like this since 'Sachsgate' can we give it a bloody rest?
I like Top Gear & Stewart Lee
Most of the time, anyway.
Occasionally I don't like them as much as I do at other times.
I'm confused
I think Stewart Lee is brilliant and I really enjoy looking at the cars on Top Gear.
But I really can't stand two of the three bell ends who present the show.
On the other hand I didn't find the Mexican "joke" particularly offensive - certainly no worse than the usual stream of blokey drivel we get from Clarkson & co every week.
And of course...
It's lucky the press don't resort to lazy stereotypes everytime England meet Germany in a football tournament.
I think
Busker Du should be banned for his unprovoked attack on the presenters of Top Gear.
Can we add Stephen Fry?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12361873
Didn't think so.
Mind you
I feel a little uncomfortable with cracking jokes about Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Not sure of the statue of limitations on mass death becoming appropriate for gags but, personally, its a bit longer than 60 odd years.
Well at least you
feel a little uncomfortable.
How uncomfortable
should I feel?
Dunno, that's up to
you.
Oh.
I was hoping for more insight given your comment.
Insight?
Hah! Really?
I won't
understate again.
One thing I have to ask. Why is it so wrong for people to make fun of each other when, and this is just my personal feeling of your comments on my posts on this thread, it's perfectly fine to have a crack at them for having an opinion that differs from yours?
Unfortunate buisiness, but...
...surely a lot more people would have died had the bombs not been used on Japan?
I'm not saying anything about
the rights and wrongs of the bombs or war in general. Only around how I feel about jokes being made about subjects to do with mass death.
There are other..
countries who should feel a damn sight more uncomfortable than the UK about Hiroshima and Nagasaki...
I don't know
they were making gas chamber jokes during the Holocaust* so its fair game. Plus its the subject of one of my favourite Paul Merton jokes.
"My uncle was an unfortunate man. He arrived in Hiroshima on the day of the bombing, checked into an expensive hotel, walked outside and was knocked down by a bus. How unlucky can you get?"
Although I guess its ok if the Japaese made jokes about it but not anyone else. Still, Rape of Nanking, sod em.
As for Nagasaki, remember it this way
*yes I know it wasn't the holocaust while it was happening, that the term is a construct from a later position in time. Happy AJP Taylor?)
I'd watch out if I were you
Apparently, AJP Taylor posts on this blog as 'Chad Sexington'
I saw this episode
and I think that Fry's tone was largely one of wonder and respect for the sole survivor of both bombs.
His amazement that the trains were still running seemed genuine, rather than a comedic affectation.
I have visited Hiroshima, and say this as someone who finds no humour whatsoever in these events. Hiroshima is an incredible city and a testament to the resilience of the Japanese people.
Hiroshima
is a wonderful city and the A bomb museum is incredibly moving - I defy anyone visiting not to be moved to tears. It is also clear, and this is something I was unaware of, that the British had a big involvement in the decision to drop the bomb. So yes, as a nation we have some culpability.
I do think however that this is a different subject altogether. If we remove humour from our way of life we might as well shut up shop and go home. This includes cutting edge humour, black humour, any type of humour. If you dont find it funny find something you do find funny. It is sad in this day and age that we have all become so judgemental and intolerant of others. I am currently in USA and Canada and I can tell you they certainly dont have the same high and mighty opinion of us that we have of ourselves. One of the funniest sitcoms ever namely Fawlty Towers could have been criticised as being overtly racist in its portrayal of the thick Spanish waiter. It was extremely funny and I dont recall any of the moralistic crap that we are now faced with every time someone says something the upsets the Thought police. Get a grip.
Stephen Fry
All Fried out, so far as I'm concerned. Might not be so bad that he reads Harry Potter, but the continuous presence on Dave is just so wearing.
Assignment for the Top Gear Team
As penance for their twatty, smug-git, sphinctal comments, maybe they could do a Top Gear Special from Ciudad Juarez. Just a thought...
As someone said on Twitter this morning...
"The BBC have now apologised over the terrible Top Gear Mexican stereotype jokes. Mexicans everywhere are dancing on their hats."
Well, they will be
when they wake up and get off the fence.
Des Lynam
"well they'll be singing and dancing on the streets of Cameroon tonight, then again i guess they do that every night"
Somewhere Andy Gray is saying 'oh, come on!'
Any excuse...
I can't wait for the time
when everyone has had their sense of humour removed so we have removed the threat of offending anyone by the cracking of a joke.
Yeah because like
the only way to make people laugh is by laughing at them. Or someone else.
It's lazy though
If the best that these three pillbeans can come up with to justify getting paid to be 'funny' about Mexico is to lean on a creaking, ancient stereotype, I suggest that they find jobs more suited to the skills they do possess.
Sleeping policemen, would seem to be the best thing for all concerned.
The Three Pillbeans
TMFTL
The Mexican ambassador's complaint letter
should have read:
Dear sirs,
Ah, fuck it. You won't listen to me anyway.
I am an Indian
so can I just say if you want to make any remarks about me being a brown-nosed snake-charming purveyor of unfeasibly hot food that's fine with me. Just as I probably have made jokes about tight Scotsmen, miserable Welshmen, slow Irish men, smelly Frenchmen, cowardly Italians and the like.
However, if you call me a dirty Paki in a pub and mean it, I will probably smack you one. Unless, you are bigger and tougher than me, in which case I might not.
There are plenty of very real racial and religous divides in the world which people are fighting over and dying over. So, please let's retain a sense of proportion about these issues
Top Gear for kids
Twang Jr got a Top Gear branded Scalectrix for Christmas and now wants to watch the show. So on Sunday we sat down to watch an episode. Not being a viewer before I was a bit perturbed at the constant references to arses, cocks, chlamydia and other such hilarious punch lines. Happily TJ, age 6, didn't pick up on them but I shall be trying to avoid further episodes till he's a bit older. Or am I old fashioned? Is such hilarity family entertainment these days?
I think the BBC should apologise
to me for wasting my taxpayer's money on apologising over dopey jokes. Why don't they just reply: "It's comedy. Some people laughed, some didn't. No one died. It's no big deal. Get over it."
Comedy?
I'd take issue with that. Top Gear is about as funny as Diamanda Galas's Plague Mass. I guess I have a blind spot where that programme is concerned. Hateful stuff presented by hateful men. And yes, I have actually seen it a few times.
Oh come on..
"Hateful stuff presented by hateful men"?
When we use such hyperbole over such a small matter we really do dilute the importance of dealing with the real issues of racism in society.
Hyperbole?
No. I'm not saying the Top Gear trolls are as bad as [insert name of someone really heinously racist here]. But I really find them hateful, and these comments are only adding to a long-formed impression.
hey lighten up dude
as I believe the young folks say
Top Gear
Go rosbif. Racism only a symptom on Top Gear, not whole problem. General oafishness and bigging up the Great God Car.
Comedy's an oft used excuse
for rudeness and xenophobia. Jiss a larf, innit? No, no one died. That's the criterion for determining whether humour is humour or whether it's something else; if a life was lost.
well done
For using the correct spelling there MAM.
Your approbation
means the world to me. "Correct" spelling, was it?
I know
I know. But you mustn't idolise me so. This will never help you with your self esteem issues. Why don't you focus your energies on your brilliant phonetic approximations of Engerlish (A Classic! Never gets old...) accents.
Can I just say
that I wish James May would remove himself from the Top Gear gang. I just think he's better than that, that's all.
Of what was said
I think May's was the least easy to take offence at. As much as I like Mexican food, it's often not the most attractive thing visually (I'm thinking nachos and chimichangas here); sometimes it does look like sick with cheese on it.
It doesn't stop me eating Mexican food though, it's delicious.
I like Top Gear, but sometimes they really should take their brains out of neutral before opening their mouths.
Mexico has a population of...
... approximately 112,000,000 and only a few hundred could be bothered to complain to the BBC, eh? Top Gear was right - they are lazy.
They were probably
all having a siesta and missed the offending comments.
Comedy is an oft-used excuse
for a lot of "other things" and for laughing at many "other things" such as reductivist tendencies that are often just an excuse to separate words from effect in order to make a completely different point to that intended by the humour (conflation being the prime order of the day) or to justify through inherently vapid intellectualisation a different interpretation to that intended, thereby losing sight of what the comedic effect was in the first place. You get me?
"Oh dear me, we must be objective about race and foreigners because such issues are only capable of being observed from one linear narrative: mine and that of people who think like me".
Fuck off, please.
If you deny comedy its facility for having the capacity for having more than one interpretation - no matter how offensive - then you actually deny what it is that makes comedy funny in the first place. The point of humour is to create a response, the preference being laughter, but not exclusively, because the substantive content that underpins the humour isn't typically viewed as humorous; that's the point of creating a comedic effect. A chicken crossing the road isn't funny on so many more levels than it is, the joke only works if you're willing to accept that on some level it is actually funny. So why be judgemental when there is no consensus?
Those that criticise, for example with a conscious and prescriptive preference to stand back and observe only one shaft of light from the prismatic effect of a joke (e.g to criticise the people who made the joke) rather than actually recognise or acknowledge the joke itself - because of their own equally prejudicial position - are simply moving the goalposts to make a different point altogether. It's the same playing field, just a different angle. Again, vapid.
What I find offensive (no really I do) - but not so offensive that I have to go around looking for the offence in order to comment upon it - are those that go one step further. In addition to pontificating in a critical manner about those who deliver the joke they also direct their ire towards those who have the audacity to react to the joke by laughing rather than flagellating themselves for not recognising that someone somewhere might be offended. Someone like Foghorn Leghorn, for example.
It's like saying "oh my God I must make an intellectual and rational response to this joke because less intelligent people than me might walk away from this situation and go laugh at someone black or disabled as a matter of course. So I'll be melodramatic and equate their response with statements about a life or death scenario so they'll feel guilty about their natural comedic receptors and go on some self-correction course so they'll think about stuff properly. You know, like me."
Again, fuck off please.
I don't like many comedians because they are offensive but they make other people laugh so they must be funny.
To deny that is missing the point of comedy.
So, everyone, fuck off.
To reiterate, in a hopefully more concise manner
Top Gear: IMHO, not comedy. Their comments about Mexicans: not funny. Because they allude to racial stereotypes? No - simply because they were devoid of wit, and delivered by men I find uniquely charmless. I don't experience - or feign - outrage if anyone thinks their comments were hilarious (though I'd be genuinely surprised if many did), more bewilderment.
Oh, and did I mention, I can't stand Jeremy Clarkson?
Jeremy Clarkson
He takes the old out of couldn't.
Rosbif
I have no problem with people commenting on what was said by Clarkson et al in the way that you express it. I have no problem with people disliking Clarkson.
What I do have a mild to irritating problem with are those people - as eloquently expressed in the first response to the OP - who use incidents like this to generalise and conflate the issue thereby exposing their own inherent prejudices but assuming that what they're actually saying is rendered valid and legitimate because of the incident that they're responding to. It just doesn't hold up to close scrutiny in my book. It is actually a way of saying "my freedom of speech is better quality than your freedom of speech". That's why it's vapid.
The views of the US woman that were read out on PM are to me little more than those of a small and petty minded individual suddenly given licence to air her own grievances and prejudices (seemingly fulminated over 8 years of living here) because the media response to the Top Gear feature has given her an open and unimpeded route to speak "her mind". All this time she's had to keep these views to herself and now, hallelujah, she can be as mean and spiteful as she likes. To me, it's still part of the same Little Britain mindset that is personified in the Daily Mail, irrespective of the fact she's American and articulate (not that I'm implying that the two are normally mutually exclusive). Her comments say far more to me about her prejuducial beliefs than anything expressed by Clarkson and co.
I don't condone what they said but I do have a problem with people trying to use freedom of speech - of which comedy is arguably the greatest tool - to justify clamping down on opinion, no matter how unpalatable, without ever really acknowledging that comedy MUST be unshackled for it to work, even at levels you find undesirable. Those that pursue this line of attack - personified by the US woman - only ever have, at best, half an argument, never a complete one and so are no more or less vapid in the expression of their views than were the Top Gear presenters. Although in their defence there is a greater level of conscious and deliberate superficiality in what they do than there is many of the critical responses that are made against them, thus we can never really know just how "true" those views are that they have uttered. Unlike those of that US woman.
Again this isn't defending what was said but their right to say it in the context that they did.
The context is an important factor in this.
I watched Faulks on Fiction last night and Martin Amis said something interesting. In response to a question about why he doesn't write children's fiction he said
That is my my view of comedy, ALL COMEDY, even the comedy of comedians I find offensive and unfunny or that of middle-aged TV presenters.
Top Gear is fiction - if you can't see that then I do worry - and in the context of Amis' comments it is a form of fiction that is perhaps more mindful of a particular type of audience and is therefore an anathema to an audience for whom it is not of a suitable level of, I don't know, wit, intelligence, realism?. But conflation is rife and so to apply standards of the real world to standards of the fictional world is to apply a form of gagging order on freedom of speech. I won't draw parallels to the totalitarianism in Orwell's 1984 (another book discussed on Faulks on Fiction) that denys freedom to think, speak, write and love because that's just part of the same conflation of real world vs fictional world.
Oh dear I just have.
?
I simply have no idea why you've addressed this somewhat prolix post specifically to me.
Sorry
I thought you had responded to my post above yours. The indentation of your post seemed to indicate that it was in reponse to mine, so I responded in kind. I assumed there was a need for clarification in what I had said as there was from yourself in what you had said.
Sorry you found my post tedious and verbose.
Having read some of Amis' work
I'd say that he does have a brain injury, causing an uncontrollable torrent of logorrhea every time he goes near a word processor.
I'm not a fan.
Yesterday's PM on Radio 4
Eddie Mair read out an e-mail from a North American woman who I swear was not me. It read:
“As a North American living in the UK for eight years, I’ve found the English stereotypes of other nations and cultures quite shocking, almost always condescending and very rude. It’s hard to guess who they hate the most; Americans, the French, Mexicans, take your pick. I have found they tend not to make fun of themselves with quite the same venom. I always imagine its the loss of empire and general low status in the world which causes that type of defensive gesture.”
Listen for yourself at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00y2xng/PM_04_02_2011
The education starts around 56:20, just after Louis Armstrong singing "All The Time in The World". It's lovely.
The English hate the French the most. Thought that was obvious.
I assume, if we are talking British Isles, that the Irish, Scots and Welsh hate the English most.
As an Englishman, I'd say the the English and the French exist in a state of mutual loathing. The English don't have a monopoly on chauvinism - I think the French invented the word - but we're pretty skilled at it.
The British tendency to be condescending? It's a tough one. I guess it's because we are in fact vastly superior to other nations in so many ways. Bless them, they try - but we are just the best. The Empire? Well, it was jolly decent of us to civilize all those places in the first place if you ask me - and we had the decency - and sense of fair-play - to hand their countries back when the time was right.
Me? I love everyone.
And I hope you're loved back in equal measure
But I was thinking... Do you think the French loathe the English as much as the English loathe the French? My experience of the place is that they seem to carry a condescending indifference to their island neighbour but I'm just not sure they invest as much emotionally into the relationship as the English do. I'd be interested to find out otherwise.
As for handing back those places to the savages that were civilised just when the time was right, well, there may have been one or two missteps in timing.
I'm sure it is obvious...
But just for the record, I was joking.
You are correct about Imperial 'missteps in timing' - you clearly know your history, as do I.
The French? I don't speak the language well enough to fathom them. Great country though. I suppose if they live in 'condescending indifference' I should admire them for that - it's a reasonable enough approach.
Well, you clearly know what americans are like
and I do like to live down to stereotypes. Guess I may not have got the joking so thanks for the italics.
No. I was sure that you got it.
But I wanted to clarify for all concerned that I'm no narrow minded little Englander. Not even for comic effect. I don't underestimate you, or your countrymen and women. All kinds of people read this stuff - gods help them - and I want to represent myself, and my nation, properly.
Another example of British humour
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12376300
Really, just a laugh, innit.
Fuck it, I'll bite.
What's "British" about that? Are you saying that this is representative of a common British tendency to mock the disabled (if indeed it even happened, which is unclear)? Are the British more prone to this than, for example, Mexicans? Or Americans? Is anyone saying "Oh, don't be so sensitive, mocking people with cerebral palsy is a great British tradition"?
What, in short, does the word "British" have to do with this? It could have happened anywhere.
You just don't get it
When, for instance, American President Barack Obama joked about the Special Olympics on the Jay Leno show, he was using British humour.
And although the mexicanjokes.net website (tagline "not racist! just funny!") appears to be based in Arizona, I'm sure they must mean Aberystwyth.
But what do I know? I'm from a nation of sheep shaggers.
There is
something I find funny about an American heckling the "British" (apparently every man, woman and child) on comments about Mexicans.
The last obvious flashpoint I recall that exposed unedifying views about Mexico and Mexicans by "Americans" (every man, woman and child. No I insist. I must conflate) was when Absolut Vodka ran an advert in Mexico that showed a map of what North America would have been like if a certain "land grab" hadn't taken place.
But in their defence if you put the words "illegal immigrant" in the same sentence as "Mexican" you can pretty much say what the hell you like. And in America every single person does that. Everyone. Without exception. Because, you know, if I didn't think it was that ingrained in their psyche I wouldn't be able to parade my own prejudices behind such a thin veil of supposed informed opinion.
Point is Fraser
He took it in the neck, big time, and admitted he'd fucked up. He didn't accuse people of lacking a sense of humour.
As a gabacho, you could try http://www.askamexican.net/
No, the the point is
To show that the British don't have a monolply on humour directed at the nationality or physical abilities of others.
I never tried to say it had the monopoly
All I've ever said was that there is a level of acceptability here of that which I find troubling. I've pointed out before that xenophobia seems acceptable here (Britain, this website, etc).
Clearly when I have pointed that out, the reactions are rather more than dispassionate and impersonal.
I'm not sure that anyone has yet said "No, I do not think xenophobia is acceptable in Britain and here is why".
No. You said...
...it *almost* had the monopoly. That's completely different. Oh, hang on, no it isn't.
No amount of creative parsing can avoid the conclusion that you said that the British sense of humour is "almost unique" in the viciousness of its denigration of other cultures.
It isn't. It plainly isn't. But you said it was.
I think anyone, in any country
could say 'Xenophobia is unacceptable here' - xenophobia is unacceptable - there, I've said it. However, it isn't illegal or nonexistent. Which is the case globally, I'd say.
Having an intense or irrational dislike of foreigners is a condition, a state of mind - an individual disposition. That it is shared by like-minded members of some groups or subcultures, that it is central to the policies of some deeply unsavory political parties and groups, doesn't make it 'accepted.' And these groups use their xenophobia as a springboard for activities which are totally unacceptable and illegal - the law and the attitudes of ordinary decent British people seek to protect potentially vulnerable minorities from harm. It doesn't always work, sadly, but show me a place where is does 100% of the time.
The vast majority of British people seem to me to be fair-minded and tolerant, and not xenophobic. Making jokes about something isn't the same as hating something. But if you are xenophobic, you just are surely? Especially if your dislike of foreigners is irrational.
I have an intense dislike of marzipan. However I'm not planning on wiping marzipan off the face of the Earth. I'm not going to plant bombs in marzipan factories, or murder marzipan magnates. I haven't shared this intense and irrational dislike with anyone until now, and it will go no further - unless I decide to work it into a comedy routine. It might make me a morally reprehensible person, but I can live with that.
All the foreign visitors I have ever met, lived or worked with (and there have been many) have loved Britain, and found it to be a charming and welcoming place. I feel proud of that.
Anyone who has ever watched
the big three US talk shows (Leno, O'Brien and Letterman) when they were airing will be aware that endless jokes about Mexicans are rife and presumably acceptable.
Jokes and comedy sketches depicting Mexicans trying to cross the border (illegally) employing various childlike, inept comedy Carry On style methods (eg 20 to a car) are the stock-in trade of the talk shows.
Similarly, gags about Arab taxi drivers in New York (they all smell in the hot weather and have unpronounceable names on their licence IDs, apparently) are quite acceptable, indeed encouraged, on primetime US TV.
No one in America ever seems to get offended by this, interestingly enough.
BBC hypocrisy
Last night, just days after its groveling apology, the BBC broadcast a cartoon which featured GI Jose, "a real Mexican hero" who gives safety advice to children and then tries to flog them novelty goods from a small barrow. Other episodes feature Consuela the Mexican cleaning woman, a spoof TV show called "Are you smarter than a Mexican maid? and the drug-dealing Mexican Superman.
Fortunately Family Guy is an American show, and therefore not racist.
So let me get this straight...
One (albeit rather powerful) American, makes a dodgy gag, takes it in the neck and apologises and that means that all Americans are good eggs without a nasty bone in their bodies; while three Brits make a dodgy gag, won't say sorry and that means that all Brits are racist swine who like to crack jokes owing to their innate sense of in-bred superiority.
Do I have that right?
No
That sounds ridiculous to me.
#BEA
Good
It's good to know that we agree on something.
Americans do *not* mock other nations
They bomb the crap out of them.
Always and always
and another well thought out comment from the Massif
Comment from the Massif
It is not a comment from the Massif (spelling?) its a comment from an individual.
I would never presume that I spoke for anyone else on this board, & likewise nobod here speaks for me (even when I do agree with them).
I am perfectly capable of speaking for myself if/ as & when I want to do so.
So there.
MAM
I have to admit I do enjoy the self-fulifilling prophesy of your skewered view of the British.
To summarise, you regard the British/English (you generalise haphazardly) as essentially hostile to foreigners, a nation that uses the veil of comedy to poorly mask its racism, bigotry and prejudices (something that in your experience has us down as the world leader in this regard). If we are criticised for this national psychosis or in turn are the recipients of negative opinions about the British we revert to an attack-dog mentality and go for anyone foreign who dares criticise us, again in a manner that makes us Top Dog.
To prove this you, an American, come onto this blog which is predominantly populated by Brits, and set a pattern (not just here but on other threads) in which you seek out posts that allow you return to this theme in order to support your skewered view.
When addressing this theme you adopt a manner that can be described to varying degrees as bigoted, prejudicial, condescending, wilful, mocking and surly and often feign surprise or ignorance in order to avoid addressing comments about your own manner when challenged. You repeatedly try and position any challenge against you as indicative of your skewered view, failing to actually address the rebuttal substantively.
Like I said before in an earlier post below, I think you know you've been rumbled.
It's lucky..
we don't complain to the US embassy everytime an American show makes a lazy stereotypical joke about the quality of British dentistry or we'd all be on the phone all day long.
That would be the case if
jokes about British dentistry were unfounded but I'm all like, have you seen what these people call teeth? O.M.G.
So, which is better, natural or enhanced?
For example, Bowie before dental treatment or after?
Personally I'd go with the natural look before his addiction to coke and cigarettes and the need for the subsequent remedial work.
To be honest
I prefer teeth to look natural, not glowing at nuclear blast levels of whiteness and so startlingly brilliant that they glow in the dark in nightclubs.
I think the North American passion for orthodontistry can be taken just a little far: Donald Sutherland's look of having a mouthful of sparkling horse's teeth in Pride and Prejudice was so off-putting I totally lost track of the film.
It's well-known
that all Brits have bad teeth and all Americans are obese. There's really nothing to argue about here.
Guns?
Guns, you're forgetting guns. Really, you know nuffink. And British women age 24-39 are now the second fattest in Europe. Poor Britain, always second place.
You seem...
to have a genuine dislike of the British...
Not really
But like the woman who emailed Eddie Mair on Friday (see my post somewhere here), I do feel the British have an exceptional and almost unique ability to viciously denigrate other cultures in the name of "humour" and yet will almost uniformly react with a personal offence (and defensiveness) bordering on the violent when the same is done to them.
It's about being an island race. That and craven hypocrisy.
One wonders...
...how and why you put up with us.
By the way, my ironyometer's needle has just melted
YEAH! NO STEREOTYPING! IT'S VICIOUS! Except when you do it, presumably. I particularly admire how you drop a cracking little nugget of hypocrisy WHILE condemning British people as hypocrites. That's talent.
Or is "viciously denigrating" other cultures OK just as long as it's not being passed off as a joke?
I tried
hard not to personalise my criticism of some of the comments made on here and in that respect MAM helped by quoting that US woman but his obvious support of her views was palpable.
His subsequent posts have confirmed a suspicion I had of his "way with words" on here.
If there is some underlying argument or use of irony on his part that I've somehow missed now would be a good time for him to explain himself without perhaps the need to hide behind a masquerade of "Englerlish" and weak attempts at a form of humour that seems to lack any sense of context or does anything to either advance whatever argument he is trying to make or take account of the fact that the discussion has moved on.
At the moment it just seems to be articulated bigotry and the sweeping generalisations of a man who bases his opinions on looking for arguments that support his deep rooted prejudices.
I think he knows he's been rumbled.
I think I know
you've proved my point.
Hilarious.
Your "point" MAM?
Are you sitting there giving yourself high fives that I've been revealed as a racist, as a bigot, as an apologist for Top Gear?
What is your "point" that I have proven?
Can you give a straight answer to a straight question?
Or is it all "just a laugh, innit"?
OK, I'll bite too
Because an American comic has never told a Polack, "Black", Jewish or Mexican joke, have they? Or Canadians: South Park has made a huge amount of fun of Canada. But it is funny. The British may poke at other nationalities and races, but then also do a pretty good job on the Irish, Welsh, Scottish, Northerners, Southerners, people from the West Country, people from Norfolk and basically anyone else from within these islands. By these rules, as someone from North Yorkshire I should be a sheep-shagging tightwad who believes that anyone from south of the Humber is a soft, shandy drinking chutney ferret. I'm not, of course, but take the stereotype in the spirit meant.
But I'll take care to remember that we are vicious and bile-soaked, unlike the US, where humour doesn't enter the equation and the mainstream of US culture seems to have problems with understanding most of the rest of the world, so wraps itself in a monomaniac "America über Alles" attitude (and I'm thinking Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly territory here). There are a number honourable exceptions, but the broad sweep of US culture doesn't do itself any favours, does it?
If we're honest, pretty much every country has its lazy stereotyping of its near neighbours. Usually it's one of the things that helps them stop them killing each other nowadays. The British are not unique; we're not even unusual. That's how people behave, and it's not going to be any different any time soon.
British dentistry
British dentistry is obviously dreadful because all brits have dreadful teeth, & all US citizens have Tom Cruise smiles.
Well said MAM.
What would be funny
Is if someone from a devloping/third world country phoned up David Cameron offering apologies about a comment on one of their TV programmes which poked fun at Britain.
Would he give a toss? Would we?
Would we give a toss?
Of course not. We are British and as such are superior to every other nation on Earth. We don't give a monkey's what the rest of the world thinks of us.
We used to run the world not that long ago, for god's sake!
Steve Coogan has weighed in today
http://bit.ly/hg0Nyv
Now that
is a full - not a half - argument.
There's a "truth" in his criticism I can relateto , encapsulated in this:
I like Coogan,
particularly at the moment as I've just watched the fantastic series he did with Rob Brydon The Trip, and I don't disagree with what he says about this case.
It does surprise me though, that this of all things made him, in his words, raise his head above the parapet. Recycling an admittedly tired national stereotype comes way down the offensiveness scale in my opinion compared to jokes about paedophilia, rape, the holocaust, disability and so on (and on). All stock material for a certain type of comic in these days of 'the only thing that matters is whether it's funny or not'. It is, indeed, funny, that this rule didn't seem to be applied to Bernard Manning, who was undoubtedly a very skilled comedian.
superb Mr Coogan!
Thanks for posting that Paddy.
Yes, well said
Steve Coogan!
This
sums it up quite neatly.
Things are looking up
First, a great article by Steve Coogan in the Observer and now this clip from Stewart Lee, who, in a five minute period, has grown enormously in my estimation.
Stewart Lee needs to get out more.
It appears he has a personal history with Hammond (who's not, actually, the second coming of Josef Mengele but in fact a popular, sometimes mildly amusing, sometimes mildly annoying TV personality), which might explain his ridiculous lack of perspective on this issue.*
Take your pick from these, according to prejudice...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1209921/What-prompted-comed...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2009/dec/06/stewart-lee-comedy-intervi...
*or maybe he's just upset he's never been asked to be the 'Star' in a Reasonably Priced Car
Stewart Lee
has no personal history with Hammond.
He does a bit about Hammond's two faced twattery when they were at school together asa reason for his personal attacks but then reveals its not true. He repeats this with david Cameron in his latest show (soon to be seen on TV),
Right.
so there's no context to explain his somewhat extreme views on this fairly innocuous character then.
Well, maybe he doesn't see him as innocuous.
Neither do I, come to that. Steve Coogan got him absolutely bang to rights:
He's unpleasant.
To comment that he's a Clarkson wannabee
is one thing. Hardly a world-shaking observation really, is it? Celeb tittle-tattle really. Talking of easy targets as we have been in this thread, they don't come much easier for uber-Guardianista Lee than Richard 'the Hamster' Hammond. Keep tackling the big issues, Stu!
Doug, Lee works
for the Sunday Times.
And, I'll forgive you everything if you promise not to use the suffix -ista, unless, of course, you are discussing South American rebel groups.
Lee..
Happy to take Murdoch's shilling then is he?
Thought he'd be mates with Hammond, they are a couple of smug twats.
It is a big issue because
these people set the tone for what is acceptable to be broadcast, by virtue of them being the lowest common denominator garbage on tv.
This is Stewart Lee's stance, isn't it? If that's what's acceptable - if you don't laugh then it's PC gone mad - then you won't mind when it happens to you.
The problem with Clarkson is the problem with Andy Gray. It's not so much what is said, it's the way it's said. Clarkson's schtick is to increase the pitch of his voice, in indignation that what he is saying is so clearly accurate that you must be mad to think otherwise.
Hammond, as pointed out by Coogan, is just the brown nosing bum chum of the bully. His delivery is aimed at Clarkson and snivelling, in terms of approval seeking. The other one is just going along with it because he knows which side his bread is buttered on.
It's a perfect view of Britain, in some ways - except nobody can represent a decent, kind citizen on the show. There's the instigator, the brown nosers and those who look the other way when it suits them. It's not a pretty picture, is it?
The true irony, for me, is that the entire point of transport - the concept of the show - is so that you can go further away from where you started and ideally, get there faster.
Why these three people have any desire to go anywhere, at any speed is beyond me. They clearly like it at home and dislike it the further they get from it. What good is a car to people who think like this?
And it's a lack of thinking things through in this manner that gives rise to racism.
They're not fundamentally evil people, they're thick and they're frightened - of things that are different to them and of change.
I'd pity them if I could give enough of a shit about any of them.
I just don't get the vitriol they inspire.
You say they're not fundamentally evil people, but this is how some seem to view them.
I also don't remotely recognise the description of them being 'thick and...frightened - of things that are different to them and of change'. It is indeed, just their 'shtick'.
If they were truly such reprehensible people, they would not have attracted such a wide range of people to appear on the show, including quite a few left-field, generally right-on types. Unless said guests were prepared to suspend their principles for the sake of huge ratings or, less cynically, the possibility of having a wee bit of fun, god forbid.
His point is
that the 'its just a joke' stance is one of a fool so he is just making the most extreme jokes about Hammond and then pointing out that its just a joke so no one needs to be offended, do they, huh? huh?. That's the "get out clause" that all bigots, racists etc use
I liked the line
Jeremy Clarkson sneers at a Sikh so you don't have to.
Where's
the goat?
Kid A
Couldn't find the usual one
Time to stop bleating
Did I miss anything while I was asleep?
Chubby Checker
Some interesting facts about sleep/weight loss on the internet.
Makes a nonsense of claims Mexicans are fat/always asleep - after all, you can't eat while you're asleep, can you?
A good excuse to stay in bed if I've ever heard one.
VERY interesting.
Thanks for that bassclef.
Wake me up in June, would you?
*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Do we not think
That it was a preconceived bid to outrage to get headlines?
Certainly after Clarkson's comments about the Keys/ Gray case, I got the feeling they decided to be outrageous to keep up their image as the most politically incorrect mob in the mainstream.
As I said to Bob on Twitter today, I don't like it, and I do also feel prematurely old in yearning for higher standards in broadcasting to be restored.
Lazy thinking all around doesn't help anyone.
Clarkson
ends his 'very worried' comments with "I'd rather go and live in France" which shows how deeply his xenophobia is ingrained. I think it's gone from being an act for him to being something he deeply believes in, and is proud of.
He reminds me of Warren Mitchell who said that Johnny Speight's character Alf Garnett was laughed with by audiences who were blissfully unaware that they should be laughing at him.
(Speight, with the encouragement of Warren Mitchell, who is himself Jewish, made Alf Garnett's antisemitism/racism a laughing stock.)
Perhaps if Clarkson thought his views were being ridiculed instead of being taken seriously, albeit in a negative way, he wouldn't be so quick to make them public.
No
A while ago Clarkson did a series travelling around Europe where it was fairly clear that he loved France and)3 French
Only
3 French? :-)
I so wish
that I could type properly
I don't doubt
Clarkson's love for the French. But they appear to be becoming quite xenophobic themselves with the burqa ban and the expulsion of over a thousand Roma following protests, so I'm sure he'd feel quite at home there.
The burqa is
an obvious symbol of the oppression of women and IMHO the ban should be adopted in all civilized countries.
Except of course
in those cases where women actually want to wear the burqa or hijab. What then? I'd say that stopping them from exercising the freedom to do something they want to is fairly oppressive too, wouldn't you?
That's the problem with generalisation, of course.
Even if there are a few women
who choose to wear it of their own free will, in a western country it's still quite confrontational to those around them.
That's reading quite a lot
into their reasons for wanting to do so. I don't find it confrontational, though I do find it slightly odd.
Same for me
It had never crossed my mind to consider it confrontational.
I think it would be more confrontational
for me to walk into my local bank wearing my crash helmet.
Which does concern me because although they have the right to refuse to serve me would they ask a Sikh to remove his turban or a Muslim woman her burqa?
So instead of being in and out of the bank in a moment the whole transaction becomes longer and more awkward and ends with me cursing their double standards.
I notice they don't ask the security guards to remove their helmets.
I've even been ordered over a loudspeaker to remove my helmet at a filling station. I feigned deafness, of course.
Piercings
There was a guy buying petrol at the same time as me yesterday whose face was full of piercings: I could honestly see more metal than skin. I thought that was a deliberately confrontational look. He certainly looked threatening to me.
Should the guy behind the till have asked him to remove all his piercings before he'd serve him, as his personal choice to adorn his face with metal made him look threatening to others?
No threat at all
The guy behind the till could have rendered him defenceless with one of those huge Acme Magnets they used to use in Tom & Jerry.
I just don't see it that way
I have never felt confronted by this. Or any form of dress. Behaviour yes. And groups of people hanging around. But never clothes.
I know what you mean
but... clothes give an impression of the person within. They do. That's why clothes are so important to so many people.
The problem with symbols of 'these foreign religions'(?!) is that there are fairly visible signs that you are aligning yourself with one faith.
It itself, that's not a problem. It's only a problem when, depending on where we get our information from, your country is fighting a war against - like it or not - members of one particular religion.
Not all members of this religion are genocidal maniacs, any more than all of 'our side' (?!) are the same. But... all the genocidal maniacs who go around blowing themselves up in public places do appear to belong to that religion.
I have plenty of issues with what 'our side' are doing to innocent civilians, yes.
So, if I was to go around in a Nazi uniform, I could easily have some difficult questions to answer about why I would do this. Nobody would mention the fact that Coeliac disease, for instance, was recognised as a result of the Nazis. Millions of coeliacs alive today would be dead were it not for the Nazis. Was it worth it? I tend to think not, but then, nothing's exclusively good or bad, is it?
And so it goes. If you dress in the uniform of a particular religion, you are going to frighten some people. And the reasons why are obvious. The fact that most of the work done by said religion is not harmful and may indeed be helpful to humanity in general is not the first thing that most people will think about when they see the uniforms.
But... to not wear the uniform is to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Here's what the problem isn't; Islam, Christianity, Politics or Money.
The problem is - arseholes. And they come in every size, shape, colour and religion.
It strikes me that the best thing to do would be for the individual groups to weed out their own arseholes, to save the likes of American and British arseholes attempting to do it for them.
I suggest this - you know when some kid at school decided he wanted to be known by a particular nickname, nobody would have it. Except, apparently Gordon Sumner's mates (yeah, right). Let's not allow people to decide what group they belong to.
If you're a murdering bastard who's in it for number one - let's call you what you are. Not Islam, because you're not. Not 'Tory', not 'Labour', not 'BNP'. What you are, is a 'cunt'. And most people don't describe themselves as such. Especially if they are one.
Let's not allow politicians to decide what we call their 'party'.
No, Michael Gove isn't a Tory. He's in the Cunt Party. Along with Tony Blair and Rupert Murdoch. They're all cunts. Let's address them as such.
Bottom line - you can't be surprised when ordinary people are fed the message "BE VERY AFRAID" every couple of minutes by the press, television and politicians - and then they get scared. Of course they're going to get scared. Mission accomplished.
Cunts.
Uniform
The 7/7 bombers didn't dress in the way you describe. They dressed like you or me. Their uniform was our uniform.
It proves the point, doesn't it?
On a day to day basis, they adopted their own uniform. On the day of action, they were disguised as 'us'. Animals roll in the turds of the animals they hunt to camouflage themselves. They'd have been daft not to on such an occasion.
The clothes we wear DO mean something and they always have.
There's no answer though. There'll always be cunts. And, being cunts, they want power over other people. Because that's what cunts want.
So
I wear a suit for work and jeans for my normal life. Does that mean I am a different person in my work life to my private life?
If anything, clothes can disguise a person as much as the can reflect a person - because, by and large, judging people by their clothes is accepting stereotypes.
No.
People want judging by their clothes.
Yes, they do.
Eg - Judges, preachers, policemen, prostitutes, traffic wardens, 12 Century lepers, Christians (read The Bible, you're probably commiting a sin equal to homosexuality as we speak....if you believe that sort of thing), ninjas, dancers, society girls, geography teachers.
You name it. If people are succumbing to Western sports casual wear, they too are saying something, aren't they?
I'm not saying that wearing green socks, for instance, makes you this that or the other, what I am saying is that your choice of clothes will definitely make a difference in terms of the way that the majority of ordinary people will view you. And there are lots of studies that show exactly this.
Go to work in a dress tomorrow, I guarantee people will treat you differently. Wear a swastika - tell people you interpret it in its original form - see who gives a shit what you say about it and makes their own mind up. Be less extreme. Go in your pajamas. Wear your normal clothes back to front. See what happens.
Are people stereotyping you? Yes. Is it bad? It doesn't matter. It's what happens in real life, you're not going to change the way people look for clues as to a person's personality.
Sandals. What do they say to you?
You can be as groovy as you like in your outlook, clothes matter.
And every good pop star knows this.
ps - So does hair. Facial hair included. Try it.
Crikey
Well, I'll bring it up it at the next planning meeting, but I fear I may be fighting a lone battle on that one. But even I'm not convinced it's a plan that's entirely robust. Perhaps a free John Grant album might work better.
And sandals? They suggest "summer", if I'm honest.
If you build a giant wicker man
and start singing a bit of Acid folk, I'd be tempted to reconsider...
Sandals suggest summer? That's alright. As many, many surf bands have told us, 'Summer means fun'.
I'd have thought most people would say 'Jesus', to sandals. Which implies something else, doesn't it? It's not necessarily accurate, but we're programmed to interpret signals and ignoring it requires conscious effort, and that, coupled with the horror film that is The News, makes it easy to see how people, including myself, can be manipulated.
But knowing that, and still refusing to accept that some scared and 'alert' people are going to label you as a potential suicide bomber if you dress as a stereotype of one just seems to be inviting trouble. You wouldn't have walked around certain areas of Belfast wearing an England shirt in 1978, would you? You would have been mental. You wouldn't walk around Helmand now in the same.
I think you should be able to wear what you want, where you want and onnly get judged by your threads in a positive manner. But it's not like that, is it? That's all.
Blimey
How do you get dressed in the morning if it says so much about you? I'm not saying that people don't dress to create an impression. All I'm saying is that I don't think I can effectively detect evil from everyday clothing.
Anyway, I am at an effective disadvantage with being colour blind. It means that I might be wearing green socks precisely because I thought they were brown. Now what does that say about me?
It says you're colour blind
..which is sort of the point, isn't it?
Nobody's suggesting you can judge what SORT of person someone is by their threads. The suggestion is that you can judge what subculture a person is attempting to align themselves with.
Someone might be paranoid if they thought that Omar Sheriff in Laurence of Arabia was an Arab, but they would also be right.
That they would be wrong if they said that 'Aurence was an Arab is neither here nor there. If something only works sometimes, people will keep using it for a long time after it's stopped working for good.
Are you sure about that?
Lots of young Muslim men wear Western attire all the time - are they also disguising themselves as "us"? - and I'm pretty sure the 7/7 terrorists were the same. Casual sportswear is all the rage, whatever the religious outlook.
Well..
You can always find exceptions.
However, bearing in mind that at least some of the vitriol directed at the decadent and evil West (I'm talking of extremists) must also be directed at the exploitation of economically poorer nations by sportswear manufacturers, this is a problem, isn't it?
If you read what I wrote, I'm not saying there's a perfect solution - there obviously isn't.
All I am saying is that, in wearing a uniform associated with one particular religion - and it can be ANY religion - that comes with meanings attached.
And when extremist loonies who are using that religion for their own ends - western AND eastern and inbetween - it's a shame because it tars everyone associated with their brush.
There's no point saying it doesn't, because it does.
Football fans in the 1980s were labelled hooligans, because of a minority. Most weren't. But you'd avoid footy fans if you were a delicate flower about town at that point in time.
Why? Because you play percentages.
Not all dogs are going to bite off a child's face.
Not all Pit Bull terriers bite off kid's faces.
However, the last survey I'm aware of found that Pit bulls, Rottweilers, Presa Canarios, and their mixes accounted for 72% of all attacks by dogs.
If you have a small child, you would be stupid, statistically speaking, to have one of those dogs in your house.
The proportion of these breeds that cause injury is high in comparison to other breeds, but small in comparison to ALL rottweilers, etc.
But you wouldn't, would you?
Because they're all 'great with kids' until it mauls one to death, aren't they?
I'm tarring all religions & races with the same brush - we all have arseholes in our midst. Most of the biggest ones appear to be in charge, though.
If Word started murdering children in order to increase subscriptions on Summerisle, or something, I'd cancel mine.
What I can't understand is why religious people don't dump their religion. seeing as they appear to be primarily used to justify suffering being inflicted upon others. And always have.
I'm not shouting, or anything. I'm interested. How can anyone continue to be a member of any organisation with such appalling morals? I'm genuinely interested.
I just feel the need to post this
not sure what it tells us but none of those involved come out with much credit. There are arseholes everywhere and our arseholes are as bad as everyone elses and everyone elses are as bad as ours.
It's Bizzaro-World
I absolutely loved that clip.
I really feel at times, that here, where openness and tolerance abound, I am channelling the spirit of Clarkson, Hamilton & May (you remember their soft, country tinged hits from the late '70's). Whilst you, and you, you over there, and you, with the glasses, you too, are the trailer-dwelling-beer-swilling-cousin-loving-knuckle-dragging-mouth-breathing slack-jawed yokels taking offence and hurling stones. Only there's no taxpayer funded crew to come to the rescue.
What a beautiful Bizzaro-World clip that is.
They're getting away with it.
I think that's why they're popular (the Top Gearistas, with apologies to PaddyH for the suffix)... They get paid lots of money to go to Albania and pretend to be in bank robberies for example, chase around disused airfields in cars that the vast majority of drivers in the UK aren't even capable of handling properly, and certainly cannot afford, and generally taking the piss out anything that gets a reaction ... In among all that, they retain an essential, uncynical sense of wonder when confronted with stuff like rusting submarines or abandoned MiG fighter jets. (If I was taken to a Cold War aircraft boneyard, I'd doubtless have to be dragged away while saying, "No, just one more picture...")
Far from Clarkson & pals sneering at Sikhs so we won't have to (see post above, also from PaddyH), they're still "being 15" because we aren't. After all, universal peace, love and understanding are at the top of my fantasy wish list for Planet Earth, but - if offered - i'd love to drive beautiful mountain roads in excellent cars, blow up the odd caravan, drive through an African desert and do other fun stuff ...
It's just such a pity that it'll take another couple of series before we see Tommy Sheridan as the star in the reasonably priced car...
Clarkson
I think that critiscm of Clarkson is a waste of time.
IMHO, he wont give a fishes tit about negative publicity, because (& this is only my opinion), its all about living up (down?) to his screen/ print image.
Top Gear is a hugely popular TV programme, & it gives him a massive platform to play to his fans.I think this is why his opinion will always carry far more weight than most (if not all) of the people on this site.
If someone does get the better of him, he can always use a newspaper column or a TV appearance to put his views over to his fan club knowing that they will lap it up.
The BBC wont rebuke him because TG is a massive money spinner for them & they know he could walk to ITV anytime he wanted.
I can remember some members of Word staff saying how much they like him, &, unlike most of us, they will know him as he is, rather than his carefully cultivated image.
As a final comment, I am sure that I have read somewhere that
Danny Baker has written scripts for him in the past.
For some reason, that slightly depresses me.
JC
The problem with Clarkson is that many of his admirers and detractors take him more seriously than he takes himself.
Nail, head etc
He's not the prime minster FFS. He's just a very naughty boy.
Clarkson is very good at his job.
Which can be summed up as "professional arsehole." You can tell this because he fails to annoy me on QI but annoys me everywhere else.
I just feel sorry
for the Canadians, no one likes them.
Can I just say, in the middle of this weighty debate, that...
I *like* James May?
Thank you.
I like James May too.
The only one of them that really boils my piss is Hammond. Clarkson at least blazes his own trail, and I would agree with the comments above that he's just playing a (very lucrative) part with no heed for the consequences. In contexts other than motoring he comes over quite well, but I do think he's irresponsible and puerile with his TG hat on.
Hammond I've actually *complained* to the BBC about in the past, thanks to a particularly horrible bit of homophobia in one recent TG that I caught. It really was unpleasant, and I wouldn't piss on him were he merrily ablaze. Largely because there'd be every chance I'd lit him.
May seems like a good egg.
You may say that.
I don't hate him, which compared to how I feel about Clarkson and Hammond is full on bromance.
"Bromance"...
When did this word appear? It's awful!
I prefer "Fromance"
... falling in love with 70s disco-era hairstyles.
I prefer "Tromance"
...falling in love with films like The Toxic Avenger, Sizzle Beach USA and Cannibal! The Musical
Mr Drakeygirl prefers "Gromance"
...falling in love with things that give you an erection...
*He'll get his coat*
Ma Bisto prefers "Crowmance"
....bragging about the size of her husband's erection to other wives...
"He'll get his large coat"
I prefer "Percy Throwermance"
- falling in love with...oh you get the idea.
*gets gardening gloves and emigrates"
Fandabidomance
The true love displayed between the Krankies.
I really like that guy who was in The Usual Suspects
It's a Benecio del Toromance
I really love....
...the cargo cans in Season 2 of The Wire. It's a ROROmance.
Chocolate
I have a soft spot for chocolate with bubbles. I like to think of it as an Aeromance.
I quite like the look of Steve Redgrave
I fancy some rowmance.
Being an afficionado of the works of 70's pop glamsters Kenny
I often feel I'm involved in Fancy Pantsmance.
Or the kind of love
Homer and Marge might share - D'oh-mance!
Air guitars please...
...time for some Quomance!
I love that Tarantino film
Truromance.
That bit where they have to fix the tractor with bailer-twine is classic.
I love Mary Poppins.
It's a supercalifragilisticexpialidomance.
He gets horny because of Gromit?
What about Wallace?
I got very close to John Du Prez at one point
It was a Modern Bromance.
I take Mr Crowther's feelings towards that word are a...
... "nomance"?
Meet me at the Cemetery Gates
for some " Necromance "
A contrarian writes..
Is it a different version of 'Top Gear' that is transmitted into our house? 3 amusing chaps amiably bantering wittily, often venturing into foreign climes where they muck about and pretend to do naughty things while generally acknowledging humbly the wonderousness of such places. I am not expecting to agree with them on eveything but they provide me with much welcome entertainment.
Whilst the version of the Stewart Lee show we receive seems to provide a platform for a rather pompous, smug individual who is quite a pathetic sight as he comes over as an ageing 80s NME reader who never grew up and presents opinionated rants as funny 'comedy', which a rather sycophantic audience cheer in an over enthusiastic fashion. Bill Hicks used to do this kind of thing only he was funny.
Incidentally, the edition of Top Gear shown on Sunday offerred a kind of Word blog perfect storm as it featured an extended encounter between the dreaded Clarkson and the reviled Wossy. I fear that some of our contributors, were they to venture upon such a scene, would have self-combusted in outrage. Perhaps some did.
Delivery
The thing that mainly raises Stewart Lee to the top is the delivery rather than what's said. His timing is impeccable and he makes me laugh even when what he says isn't intrinsically funny. It's not about being sychophantic, it's about being in tune. Having said that, I just laugh or snigger to myself, cheering somehow doesn't seem a natural reaction to something funny.
I don't like Top Gear mainly because, although I understand that what they say is supposed to be amusing, I don't find it so which means that I know I'm missing the point of the programme.
Different people have different senses of humour just like they have different tastes in music. It doesn't make one right and one wrong.
Lee...
It's the fact that you only have to watch him for 5 mins. to realise that he thinks he is so much more righteous than the rest of us that gets to me.
To me he's just a new Ben Elton.
Horses for courses
I fins Stewart Lee very funny. He's more in the Bill Hicks tradition if you ask me, ie not many actualy jokes and a lot of politics. His timing is sensational. Ben Elton was about as funny as a Health & Safety Executive lecture about tripping and slipping (ha! - not as exciting as it sounds...).
Stewart Lee
confuses me. I want to like him more. He is undoubtedly clever but he often sounds as 2 dimensional as the people he is ridiculing. And some of his targets seem a little trivial and, to me at least, not worthy of such wrath.
As you say...
horses for courses. Hicks was a genius and I fail to see any similarity in their work. Hicks anger was genuine whilst Lee's seems to all be faked.
Hicks was never smug either.
I've never found...
..Stewart Lee smug, and I do have a bit of a sensitive smug-o-meter with comedians. He cracks me up just by standing there, honestly - I don't know of a comedian who makes me laugh more.
Funny thing, taste, isn't it? You can never predict what people are going to like or dislike, let alone second guess their reasons.
Smug
Stewart Lee is definitely smug. In fact, being smug and superior is a large part of his stage persona. He'd admit as much himself.
Giant prawns, Stu
Finest stage comedian around today.
I'd be interested to know if anyone else heard Lee
on Robin Ince & Josie Long's Utter Shambles podcast. He came over (to me anyway) as more than a little up him self, and seemed curiously bent out of shape about Twitter. Contrasted stongly with the humour with which Ed Byrne related the tale of his falling out with Cheggers on another episode of the same podcast.
self-appointed...
arbiters of good taste always annoy me. As if his opinion is more valid than anyone else's.
Yes cos Hicks never did any material
pouring scorn on public taste for people like Madonna, George Michael, Debbie Gibson, Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, New Kids On the Block, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Not that he wasn't bang on the money
Also Lee's anger and disappointment is just as genuine as Hicks but his comic persona expresses it in a different fashion. There are more than one way to hit te target.
Hicks:
"Good boy Donny..."
Always made me laugh. Lee is similar in many ways. He admits he's a child of the right on student unions of the 80's (albeit at Oxford and not at one of the homes of redbrick foment*) so, while I have an uneasy relationship with some of his espousal of PC as a concept, I can also accept some of its positive contributions to modern thinking. As others have mentinoed, he does have a slightly smug persona at times (and he knows that), but he is a very skilled performer. I bought Comedy Vehicle on DVD simply becasue I thought it was very very funny. The writing in this, for example, (as well as Eldon and Puttner's delivery) is just brilliant:
And I like Richard Herring. And Top Gear. I'm surprised the cognitive dissonance doesn't make my head pop like an over-inflated meat balloon
*Redbrick Foment - TMFTL
I like Lee
He's not a comedian to try to warm to though. If you want that kind of a bag with your comedy you're not going to get it from Lee.
Lee is unique because he comes at the funny bone from oblique and obscure angles. His writing builds blocks of content in your mind and then at some point the blocks become increasingly humorous as Lee creates more tangents or references to what has gone before. I've often found myself laughing without fully understanding what it is that he has said or done that is funny. But it is funny. To me anyway.
Eldon is also very funny. This NSFW performance on Brooker's How TV Ruined Your Life had Ma Bisto and I in stitches.
It's coming from the same place as Lee's comedy and you can see it in the extended physicality of the Apple Shop Sketch above. There is a knowingness to much of Lee's comedy but he's shrewd because he knows that being the smartest guy in the room isn't where laughter is located. His smug look is I think a part of throwing you off the scent of where he's taking you with his comedy.
My main problem
with Clarkson is that he keeps his real name while being this boarish oaf rather than calling himself the 'Petrol Station Manager' in the vein of Al Murray Pub Landlord.
It's a persona he uses to great effect and it achieves every thing he aims for. He should maybe call himself Jeremy M. Clarkson for one so people can differentiate between enviro bashing dolt and history infatuated raconteur. He is like Jekyll and Hyde on QI.
The Top Gear Clarkson is not my cup of tea so I choose not to watch it. But when he lowers his guard for documentaries about VC awardees and travelogues where he truly descibes how he feels about Germany or France he is very engaging and interesting.
I have a theory
I haven't seen any of Clarkson's history programmes; I have seen him on QI, where he generally comes across as OK. I'm intrigued by the notion that this side of him is the "real" Jeremy Clarkson, while the Top Gear/Environment bashing/hate anything remotely liberal side is a either a construct or at least a deliberate caricature.
Surely it's possible that the reverse is true: that he really is that arsehole, but he can hide it pretty well when he wants to.
It is also possible that both sides are equally genuine: that he is an intelligent, articulate man with an interest in history, who has views that I and many others find ghastly, and no compunction about spouting them wherever he goes; and who can be genuinely unpleasant. After all, there are very few people who are irredeemable. Andrew Roberts, for example, is, in my view, a right wing shit; he is also a reputable historian, and made a programme about great men which included a glowing appraisal of Martin Luther King which it would be impossible not to be touched by. And "Gorgeous" George Galloway is a pretty loathsome individual - but that doesn't mean that he hasn't often been bang on the money about certain issues.
Clarkson is a clever bloke right enough
He's clever enough to know exactly which buttons to press in order to charm the pants off the Mail readers while simultaneously sending the blood pressure of the limp wristed lefties skywards. He's made a lot of money out of spotting this gap in the market, too.
Aside from that (which has already been talked into the ground here), perhaps the most interesting side of Clarkson's chameleon-like personality is the obsequious manner he adopts when interviewing a celeb.
In direct contrast to the brusque treatment dished out to the nobodies in the studio audience (who he appears to regard with the same disdain as something he scraped off his shoe), Clarkson oozes oily charm when speaking to someone famous. He adopts a rictus grin, giggles like a schoolgirl, shifts uneasily in his seat while beads of perspiration form on his brow. Significantly, the shouty, boorish, blokey Clarkson is nowhere to be seen as he laughs too loud and too readily while hanging onto every utterance the celeb makes. Naturally, disagreement and belligerence are put on hold for the duration.
I thought he was robust enhough
with Simon Cowell. Oddly enough Piers Morgan hasn't been on yet.
Ah yes...
...the famous punch.
Bring
back the American, all the fake indignation and 'we can see it coming from three days ago' controversy has disappeared from the thread.
What about
the rival car shows fronted by ex-TG presenters? Fifth Gear springs to mind, fronted by the jolly hockey sticks Vicki Butler-Henderson, the terribly posh Quentin Willson and the excitable Tiff Needell.
According to Wiki, Fifth Gear is up to its 17th season, yet no one ever seems to mention it. Could that be because it lacks the rugby-club-out-on-a-stag-night format favoured by Clarkson & Co?
Fifth Gear features all the same cars as TG, with none of the macho, shouty stuff. It's a little too posh perhaps, but give me that over the boorish Top Gear any day.
That's it!
Clarkson reminds me of Rugby Union and all that goes with it.
Whoever it was who said that they only enjoyed Rugby Union because they enjoyed seeing policemen and lawyers getting the shit kicked out of them, I agree wholeheartedly.
You may fine it boorish...
but the quarter billion + viewers worldwide would obviously beg to differ. Wonder what fifth gear gets?
The best tv appeals to a wide variety of people and transcends boundries which is apparently exactly what TG does.
Sometimes we can't half sound precious on here.
Lowest Common Denominator
I think you may be confusing "very popular" with "actually any good". It's an easy mistake to make. Rupert Murdoch does it all the time.
Maybe...
But it's petty pretentious to damn something with mass popular appeal just because you consider it unworthy.
Why should your opinion on whether it is "actually any good" be any more valid than one of the sun reading, top gear watching people you obviously disagree with.
The Beatles
were "very popular". I presume that makes them not "actually any good"?
I think
you already know the answer to that one ;-)
They review
cars on Top Gear? I hadn't noticed. Wouldn't watch it if they started doing that sort of nonsense
Whoops!
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In case anyone was in any doubt
as to what kind of mentality we are dealing with here, let me quote something from the current Top Gear magazine.
There is a section at the back of the mag listing prices and specs of cars currently on sale. Presumably to give them the Clarkson seal of approval (or otherwise), each make/model is summed up via a pithy one-liner credited to the man himself.
In the section dealing with the Smart Car, Jeremy Clarkson says this: "Smarts are rather like Hillary Clinton: clever, but you wouldn't want to".
I'll repeat that: "You wouldn't want to".
Wouldn't want to what, exactly?
Well, in Top Gear lad-speak parlance Clarkson clearly means that Hillary is a brainy lass, but he wouldn't want to shag her. Nice.
Oh well, it's refreshing to see exactly how much respect Jezza has for "the fairer sex" (as he'd probably call them).
Really?
Do you honestly think that is so bad? I hear men and women every day making far more sexist remarks than that.
Yes, given the context
I do think it's appalling. There's a world of difference between pub/locker room banter and a BBC publication.
ganglesprocket sums it up perfectly below however and I have nothing more to add.
I think its quite amusing
and I think his tongue is in his cheek a little. But he makes a living saying (or writing) what a lot of people think but won't say.
I can find plenty more stuff to get more upset about than that.
Exactly
There was a joke in the 'Bands as percentages' about Girls Aloud being 80% doable. Nobody seemed bothered about that. People just hate Clarkson and want to have a pop at him - simple as that. If one of their mates were to say it, they'd probably laugh along.
What about when Clarkson
moves from casual sexism to casual racism (as he has already done a couple of times in the TV show). What's the official Massive line on that?
Why is it sexist?
He is a heterosexual man making a gag based upon a member of the opposite sex that he doesn't fancy but he thinks is clever. Not a brilliant joke but amusing in context of explaining his views on a car. In the same way he will talk about Maserati's being like Kristin Scott Thomas. And I know who out of Hilary Clinton and Kristin Scott Thomas is more attractive. Does that make me sexist?
Not sure what the official Massive view is though. I suspect we'll find out if they are bothered enough.
If nothing else
it denigrates and belittles the woman in question in the worst possible way.
Clarkson is going into print clearly stating that he finds her unattractive.
His comment is based entirely on her gender.
Is it?
I'd say it was based upon how attractive and bright he thinks she is.
I don't get this
If Clarkson had said "This is the Roy Hattersley of coffee machines: perfectly well-meaning but there's a lot of cleaning up to do afterwards," would that have denigrated and belittled the man in question in the worst possible way?
Surely it's insisting that women be excluded from digs - including cruel ones - made about the physical attractiveness or otherwise of famous individuals that is actually sexist.
Shouldn't equal opportunities include the opportunity to find yourself the butt of a cheap joke?
Roy Hattersley of coffee machines
Have an up. Do you write for Clarkson?
No
Unless he is Richard Porter of www.sniffpetrol.com, who does.
Think on
The idea that a daft joke is 'the worst possible way' in which one could denigrate and belittle a woman is laughable.
does it
bollox. alls it's saying is he'd rather fk thomas
@mojoworking
What casual racism?
I've never witnessed that. There's been a few tongue in cheek references to national stereotypes, which may offend the country in question but that's not the same as racism. And those cliched stereotypes are usually based in some reality - like the English being repressed or the Spanish manana thing. And how come people who hate Clarkson know apparently know so much about what he says on Top Gear and elsewhere - must be rather obsessed and masochistic?
As for the allegedly sexist thing - well he refers to a particular individual. Someone talks below about sterotyping women - but this is about one person. It may not be to your taste or you may think it vulgar - doesn't make it sexist. They have women guests on that show and acknowledge they can be as good drivers as men - or better, such guests are treated perfectly fairly without prejudice. I have not come across any sexism apart from some knowing clearly ironic jokes about male and female sterotypes that often end up with self ridicule or ridicule of men as much as anything.
That "Mama thing"
That's the Italians, actually. We all have very healthy parental relationships here.
I can't be bothered to explain today
I might do it tommorrow.
But not in national publications...
... attached to hugely popular TV programmes.
So I think yes, that's disgraceful. A BBC presenter judging a politician on her appearance because she happens to be female? If he said that to his mate in a pub I couldn't give a stuff. Writing it on a national platform is completely shameful.
And there's my problem with Clarkeson. I bet he doesn't do that in private.
Humour is all about context
That remark is a joke made in a magazine bought by people who tune into the show of the same name that shares its sense of humour. Therefore its totally in keeping with what the reader expects. And 'national platform' - really? A car mag?
if you don't like Clarkson and his humour then you wouldn't be buying the publication. Whether you find it funny or not is of no relevance apart from your own personal reaction to the gag. Its akin to me going to a Chubby Brown gig and complaining it was a bith "blue".
Unless you're buying Top Gear magazine to find out about cars, but that would be krazy.
The main point was my last one.
"I bet he doesn't do it in private."
I know you can't answer that point (unless you are either JC or his wife or a friend) so perhaps I'm being unfair.
But I do think that a publicly funded organisation like the BBC should not be trading on crude stereotypes. Nor should magazines affiliated to it. That's my major point. If Top Gear was on Sky I wouldn't give a fuck, given that I choose to boycott all Murdoch products. But Top Gear is the BBC. Which I love. Different rules apply.
absolute claptrap
why should the beeb be exwempt from the real world.
i guess if you believe they are 'trading' on cruel stereotypes then so be it. i personally don't and i'm glad my licence fee is spent on shows like top gear.
Me Too...
I'm very glad my licence fee is spent on Top Gear as it makes a huge amount of money for the BBC which then helps to subsidise channels like BBB4 which lose money.
In my opinion every time we get on our high horse about trivial jokes made on Top Gear or Loose Women then we weaken the fight against the real injustices in our society.
For f#cks sake let's keep some perspective.
It's not exempt from the real world.
But it is publicly funded. Which I perhaps should have been clearer about in my post.
Top Gear
Makes an absolute fortune for the BBC.
I don't know the exact figures, but I imagine that far from being funded by the licence payer, it actually subsidises a lot of other less-popular BBC programmes.