Three Word Album Reviews
I misread the first line in UNCLEWHEATY's blog about live albums, thinking he'd mentioned a 'three-word album review' of Under the Blood Red Sky. This got me thinking - surely the Word community are imaginative enough to come up with three word reviews (or summaries) of classic albums? Here are my own hastily thought up (and a bit rubbish) offerings as a for instance:
Let It Bleed: "Sixties ended here"
Nevermind: "Yelled emotional melody"
The Bends: "Wobbly inarticulate articulation"
I know that the beautiful Word folks can do better.
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Three's a charm
Arcade Fire - "copycats take note"
Eels - "crazily beautiful weirdness"
OK Computer - "era endeth here"
Uncertain if classics to all.......
Hot Licks, Cold Steel and Truckers Favourites by Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen: Western and country.
The Mystery of Love is Greater than the Mystery of Death by Jackie Leven: Big man cries.
What You See is What You Get by Chumbawamba: Quiet shouty quiet.
Surfs Up by the Beach Boys : The water's lovely.
Felice Bros (eponymous): Like big pink.
Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan : He ain't happy.
(Hmmmmmm, harder than it seems....)
Retrospectacle by Supertramp : Unlistenable clap trap
(No, it's quite easy after all)
Five For The Pot...
Nevermind - Quiet Loud Quiet
Metal Box - Dub on Speed
Running In The Family - Wild Thumbs Akimbo
Graceland - Cultural Tourism, Discuss
The White Album - Fabs Indoor Fireworks
Great idea
Lexicon of Love - ABC: downhill from here
Second Coming - Stone Roses: Took five years
Debut - Bjork: bonkers but great
Life in a Scotch Sitting Room - Ivor Cutler: Scottish poetic genius
Germ Free Adolescents - X-Ray Spex: Underrated punk classic
Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia - Dandy Warhols: one decent tale
I think I'll be coming back with more later...
Some '60's classics...
Sgt. Peppers - Overproduced, yet influential
Pet Sounds - Luscious in mono
Blonde On Blonde - Wordy; mercury music
Otis Blue - Yearning, soaring soul
Astral Weeks - Unorthodox, poetic stirrings
The Band - American music reimagined
Or...
Sgt. Pepper: Beatles on Acid
Exile On Main Street...
Drugs in cellar.
Blonde On Blonde...
Poetry and drugs
Velvet Underground & Nico...
Bookish druggy sex
Mariah Carey - Greatest Hits
Piece of shit
And ...
Revolver - modern starts here
Songs In The Key of Life - life affirming soul
Some Girls - one last throw
Hymns To The Silence - string driven whinge
Be Here Now - not even close
Be Here Now..
Not there then
Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants - Will this do?
Or
Accelerate - Please buy this
More than an album title..its more like a three word review
It says what it is on the tin....
Let It Be
Magical Mystery Tour
With The Beatles
Less is more?
JAMC - Psychocandy - Spectoresque feedback nonchalance
The Stooges - The Stooges - Nihilistic prescient rawness
Nick Drake - Bryter Later - Reluctant jazzy folk
Led Zeppelin II - Overblown psych-blues masterwork
Going off on a tangent slightly
I seem to remember that there is a Fall album from the early 90's which side two has a subtitle of "Notebooks out plagiarists."
Pavement...
could have followed up with "took that literally".
This could actually stop me sleeping
The Who - 'Who's Next': No concept! Phew...
The Beatles - 'Anthology 1/2/3': Human after all
Radiohead - 'Kid A': That fooled you
Any Smiths compilation post-split: No purchase necessary
Not exactly a 3-word album review but...
Some years ago I was queueing with my wife outside the late lamented Regal Cinema in Cranleigh Surrey waiting to see Titanic. As we stood in the sunshine in a line of eagerly expectant fans a car slowed as it passed us, a window was wound down and a young wag yelled at the top of his voice "the ship sinks and the boy dies!" Quite right too.
CORNY, BUT...
R.E.M.'s "Out Of Time: near wild heaven.
Roxy Music's "Siren": just another high.
The Beach Boy's "Holland"" sail on, sailor.
Bruce Springsteen's "Devils & Dust": long time comin'.
The Smiths' "The Queen Is Dead": bigmouth strikes again.
Led Zeppelin's "4": stairway to heaven.