Entertainment For Lively Minds
This Empress Has No Clothes
I generally like to contribute positive things to the Word massive, you know, if you can't say anything nice, etc.
But really, Lily Allen, is there some mass hypnosis going on? The final straw was seeing the article in the New Yorker this week where I couldn't get past the first two pages, and fell off the chair at the phrase "her gift as a songwriter".
I'm pretty certain that the song I have heard called "The Fear" by Lily Allen is the same one that everyone else has heard. What am I missing? The lyrics are toe-curlingly bad, the tune is banal. And it's not as if I don't enjoy my pop, I have paid money for records by Robbie Williams in my time, so I can enjoy self-referential pop-with-a-wink.
I don't really want to start a flame thread, or a list of posts saying "she's not rubbish, she's great" "no, she's not great, she's rubbish". I'm almost frustrated at myself because I love a good pop culture rouse, but her stuff is really, really, really, really, really, really, really dreadful.
Just had to let you all know.
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You're not alone
This rush to praise her has completely mystified me, whilst someone with quite a bit of talent and a bit of pop nous, like ex-sugababe Siobhan Donaghy seems to been completely overlooked.
She's about as much use to music as her dad was to comedy.
A bit harsh i feel, The Fear
A bit harsh i feel, The Fear is a really good pop song, perhaps your prediliction for enjoying Robbie Williams 'pop with a wink' blinds you to her charms?
Was gonna say
I love The Fear, but that's not what your after, so I won't.
I'll just say you're wrong instead.
IMHO
As I listen to it now on Sp*tify, I am reminded of latter-day Robbie Williams. Y'know, the songs that don't sell anymore because of the crap rhyming (mirror/winner). The music is pleasant, definitely poppy and well produced. She has a distinctive singing voice but many of her songs are more spoken pieces than your actual belting out a tune.
I can understand why she is popular now, in the same way Kylie was our pop princess yonks ago. I've just got to F**k You and think that's quite enough young lady. Wash your mouth out and try singing a classic song properly. Something from The Sound Of Music.
Kylie
is still our pop princess :-)
She is the only pop star these days...
... who gives good copy. Worth a few dud tunes for that alone.
Bad Bridget Jones set to nursery rhyme tunes
I can't believe no journalist has called her out on her breathtaking hypocrisy in The Fear.
Why?
It's a comment on people who want to be famous for being famous.
It's sold to us as a critique
But she is the living embodiment of it all and doesn't acknowledge it in the song at all.
She's a chip.
The old block is a fraudulent trout too.
"The Wordsworth of the MySpace Generation"
Marina Hyde dixit.
I just wish she'd try
and sing, instead of that faux breathless whisper thing she does. The Fear has a great hook, (I''m loathe to say 'tune') but it's let down by her dead-pan delivery.
She can't play anything.
and her voice is pretty run of the mill. Maybe its just me but I can't accept that non musicians can be taken seriously as 'artists'. 'Performers' certainly. I think The Fear is a great pop song but if the her only contribution is the lyrics and the vocal take, then there's simply no way all those column inches celebrating her talent can be justified. I can't play anything mind. Or perform for that matter.
So then,
"... if her only contribution is the lyrics and the vocal take, then there's simply no way all those column inches celebrating her talent can be justified..."
Looks like we've just written off Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra, too: and they didn't even supply the lyrics in most cases!
Only if
You discard the point "her voice is pretty run of the mill". I don't think we'd say that of Frank or Elvis, would we?
Lily Allen and her Famous Third Nipple (HQ)
Have to get this off my chest...
Her song 'Littlest Things' is a cheap splice of the verse of Cat Steven's 'Wild World' and the chorus of Michael Jackson's 'Human Nature'. Hope they got paid some money, though I doubt it.
It's built on samples
from Pierre Bachelet and Herve Roy's Emmanuelle soundtrack. Though the similarity to Cat Stevens is undeniable, too. There is a splendid but legally nefarious collection called 'Alright, Steal' with the sources used for her first record.