Things We've Never Seen

Marcus Brigstocke’s new 6-part comedy series. “I’ve Never Seen Star Wars” begins this Thursday on Radio 4.
It made me think of things that I should have seen and heard but so far, in my humble existence, have failed to do so.
For instance, I have never watched an episode of “Friends” or “The West Wing” and “Wire” is still on the agenda at some point when
time allows. I did start watching the very first episode of the latter, but never got any further and returned the DVD to a hire company before going on holiday. To be honest, I wasn't in the right frame of mind and found the first episode hard going. Does it get easier?
Also, allthough I know I should, I’ve never go round to listening to any Nick Dave or Captain Beefheart albums either. This is
not a good thing, is it, or is it?

I've never listened to "Nick Dave" either

But....there is always time!

Springer Bell | 15 September 2008 - 10:00am

Nick Dave...

forgoes murder ballads in favour of songs about lager, football and birds.

Patrick Crowther | 15 September 2008 - 12:51pm

Nick Rave!

Still hungover from festival yesterday, sorry Nick Cave!

David Wright | 15 September 2008 - 10:10am

I've never seen...

...Friends, mainly because I was put off by that awful, weedy theme song. And to think, I've been one of those who's been telling fellow readers to get over their dislike of the cover star in any given month and just read the bloody magazine...

Philip Bryer | 15 September 2008 - 1:52pm

Mind the (Culture) gap

Never seen "Citizen Kane" or "The Third Man"; one of these days though...

Pete Kavanagh | 15 September 2008 - 2:49pm

Long list abridged

  • Haven't seen any of the Godfather movies
  • Haven't listened to a Richard Thompson or Nick Cove album
  • Haven't seen a single episode of The Wire, West Wing, 24, Desparate Horsewives, Battlestar Galactica, Buddy the Vampire Slayer...
  • Haven't listened to Bob Dylan's radio show
  • Haven't attended a music festival
  • Clearly, I have no life.

    Con Coleman | 15 September 2008 - 3:37pm

    ach i'm sure you can happily live without most of those

    although you *are* missing out on a treat if it's a life sans Buffy

    ivan | 15 September 2008 - 4:05pm

    Nick

    Do you mean Nick Cave or Nick Dave?! I've never heard a Thompson album either although just downloaded his version of Tim Finn's Persuasion. His son Teddy sings on. its lovely.

    David Wright | 15 September 2008 - 4:04pm

    didn't Richard T

    guest on the Tim Finn album that spawned 'Persuasion'?

    I think all of this was around the time of the Finn/Froom/Thompson love-in on Capitol in the early 90's right?

    ivan | 15 September 2008 - 4:06pm

    I somehow

    have never to my knowledge in my 43 years heard a Grateful Dead song.

    Never seen Casino, Taxi Driver, Green Mile, Forrest Gump.

    Never seen the West Wing.

    But I have seen Arrested Development. And its a classic.

    Springer Bell | 15 September 2008 - 5:35pm

    Grateful Dead

    This'll do.


    Forrest Gump is excrement. You should see Taxi Driver though.

    Lucas Hare | 15 September 2008 - 6:51pm

    Cheers Lucas

    But an I missing something? Sounds like a Gram Parsons/Country Byrds track. Ok, but... not something of legend!

    I'd buy an album but nobody has ever given me a place to start. For instance, what's a definitive "Dead Album"?

    Springer Bell | 16 September 2008 - 3:51pm

    "OK, but"...

    ...is exactly my point with The Grateful Dead. And that applies to their best material.

    Lucas Hare | 16 September 2008 - 7:57pm

    Sorry mate

    Got it!

    Springer Bell | 16 September 2008 - 8:10pm

    I have never

    listened to a Pink Floyd album all the way through
    watched ET all the way through
    read a Dickens novel
    laughed at an Adam Sandler film.

    badartdog | 16 September 2008 - 1:20pm

    Until just now....

    ...I'd never heard an AC/DC record.

    David Hepworth | 16 September 2008 - 1:54pm

    Do you mean a whole album ?

    Surely you have heard "Whole Lotta Rosie", "Back in Black", "You Shook Me All Night Long" which at one stage were "as big as Kylie"

    Springer Bell | 16 September 2008 - 2:03pm

    I may have heard them...

    ...but I've never listened to them. Hence I wouldn't recognise any of the actual records. However I could probably identify them from the screechy vocals by the bloke who looks like Andy Capp.

    David Hepworth | 16 September 2008 - 2:08pm

    Star Wars

    I've seen each of the Star Wars movies at the cinema, apart from what I'm told is the best one, The Empire Strikes Back, which I've never seen at all.

    Fraser Lewry | 16 September 2008 - 2:01pm

    The trilogy makes alot of sense then Fraser.

    On the other hand at least you knew Luke survived along with Han and the Princess.

    Springer Bell | 16 September 2008 - 2:05pm

    The Empire Strikes Back...

    ...is indeed the best one. But it's not the dark masterpiece that certain fans might try and suggest.

    Lucas Hare | 16 September 2008 - 7:59pm