Follow the standard Thurgood-Hamilton conversion algorithm, but avoid semi-lateral shunts if it's at the weekend.

...I heard that Sven helped during the fitting out by providing sandwiches for the builders - though when they asked for cheese and chutney, he palmed them off with relish.

Humph, of course, was enormously proud to be described by the Times as "purveyor of blue chip filth to Middle England". Now there's a job description.

this is the way things should be