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Theresa May joke
Posted by Ahh_Bisto on 9 November 2011 - 11:39am.
Knock knock.
"Come in!"
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Is this a variation on the
Pete Best joke?
*Knock knock*
"Come in!"
"You wanted to see me Mr. Epstein?"
I found this quite hilarious.
During an episode of South Park yesterday evening Cartman asks Jimmy to get his sense of humour back:
Jimmy: 'Knock knock'
Cartman: 'Who's there'
'An interrupting cow'
'An interurp' - 'Moooooooooo!'
And...
...she's not making it up.
Q - How do you know there's a female singer at the door?
A - She doesn't come in when you tell her to
Cue the musician jokes!
Q: How do you know when the drum riser is level?
A: The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How do you know when there's a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in.
Q: What do you call a drummer who's recently broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
I thought that was a statement of fact:
Theresa May... joke.
Last night the bass player locked his keys in the car
We had to break a window to get the drummer out.