and the Nile is oh so long.

Help, it bloody hurts.

Brilliant.

but the scary part is watching the cogs go round in Cowell's head. He's thinking, in all seriousness, "I can sell this girl's sub sub sub Snow Patrol corporate indie whine to the idiots who chuck a CD in with the shopping at Tesco on a Saturday afternoon. Kerching! Even MORE money for me! Credit crunch, whats that then?!". Frightening.

Reminds me of 2 of my favourite adverts ever.

Marvelously silly video by Adam Buxton:

And a Belgian kids' tv shows gets a similar makeover by some bloke from b3ta.com (warning, this will lodge in your head for weeks to come):

..than the original lyric.