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The Word Human Centipede
Ok, this might be a little tasteless, not to say tenous, but I'm tasteless and tenous by nature so thats just what happens.
Anyway, were the Human Centipede operation currently being popularised by the obliquely titled "The Human Centipede" film to be performed by a representative section of the Word Massive ,much like the multi-surgeon team assembled by Dr Christian Barnard of the famed Heart Transplant Operation (or HTO Hitmakers in wordspeak), who would ideally form the tri-partite abomination? From soup to nuts so to speak. Or ass to mouth if you're gross.
First section: Richard Thompson. You've got to be able to see a beard after all.
Second Section: Morrisey. Muffled moaning and girning. Heaven knows he's miserable now.
Third Section: Danny from Embrace. Surely used to gorgeing on second hand Mancunian shite.
Anyone else?
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This isn't quite as popular
This isn't quite as popular as your 'the moment a band lost you' thread is it?
I'm afraid i can't even begin to think of an answer, but well done for trying to fill in that tricky middle bit of the Venn Diagram featuring 'torture porn' and 'word massive'. Goatboy, I salute you.
Aha
but the Worst Singer thread was my attempt at commercial success whilst this is a smaller, more personal vanity project. Passengers Vol 1 as opposed to The Joshua Tree.
Perhaps my appeal is becoming more selective.
Or maybe the idea of sewing Morrisey, Richard Thompson and Danny Embrace together at the anus and mouth is just ahead of its time.
Ach well. Maybe I should start a Best Guitarists thread.