I'd avoid the fish, mind...

.

- Chicken Kashmir.

Dessert - Custard Pie, served with Tea For One.

up the small stairway to........, oh never mind.

Break some eggs and get the Scramble On,
I'll have crispy fried Moby Duck for my main,
D'Yer Mak'er service charge?

oh god that's poor...

Before and after application to leg?

Rock and Rolls

When's The Coffee Break

"Certainly, sir. Good Times? Bad Times?"
"Er... good Times, Please."

10 minutes later...

"Excuse me. Do you have that newspaper?"
"Your Times is gonna come. Here... here's 24 copies."
"How many more Times?"

Sorry.

"Well sir..have you got any dimes or quarters?"
"Err..a few dimes and no quarter."
"Shove a dime in and you'll get three plays. That's the way. So, where you headed?"
"I'm going to California to see the ocean"

Exit stage left.

located in Korea, then Black Dog in Tangerine sauce could well be on the menu.

After which we might all be Sick Again leading to a Misty Mountain Hop to the toilet

One unfortunate diner was even heard to say "I think I'm In My Time Of Dying!".

Customer - "'Scuse me guv, where are the gents?"

Waiter points - "That's the way."

"So what's for dessert then?"

"Tangerine"

"And the Dish of the Day?"

"Hot Dog"

"Thank you"

... this re-heated stew tastes just like the one from Howling Wolf's diner down the road...

"Boy, am I hungry. It's always the same around the middle of the day. I need a huge meal. You know: tons of grub, piles of scran, mounds of provender!"

"So what you're saying is..?"

"I wanna whole lotta lunch!"

I'm about to lost my slim figure

I've been eating from seven to eleven every day

cos baby baby baby I just love your BLT

the cock-a-leekie soup once but all I could taste was lemon.

there are four chefs working noisily and simultaneously on entirely different meals, which they then throw onto one plate.

He was the only member with a (c)oven.