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The Other Massive
Posted by David Wright on 5 December 2011 - 9:46pm.
Just read that astronomers have confirmed the existence of an Earth-like planet in the "habitable zone" around a star not unlike our own.
What a thought! Just think, there could be another me and another you and another Massive. But in this parallel world, the mighty massive might be a different beast altogether. What do you reckon?
I'll be known as David Wrong and no doubt Backwards 7 will be Forwards 7, etc, etc.
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I'd be a genuine Geordie
In fact I might have lived up here long enough already
I'd be Mummyclark
and that's just wierd! Just think in a parallel universe people might not argue between the 80's and prog!
Mumwardo, however
will still be banging on about the fundamental wonderfulness of Jeith Karrett
Alternative Reality
Flacid Finger
Right
Presumably you'd be blogging furiously about lazy bastard strikers and the visionary leadership provided by Cameron and Osborne? Or is that a planet too far?
Massive
Lunch
that'l mean there be another Bono
he'll still be a cock!
nobo?
.
We'd soon get board
of him.
Surely
O Nob
Beezer?
'Sieze Him', I suppose.
He'd be slim and serious.
Surely
You'd be Topper wouldn't you?
Surely...
Bunty if we're talking total opposites.
Bunty.
I like Bunty.
I insist you all call me that at the next Mingle.
*decides never to attend another Mingle*
I Will Become
my 50's alter ego Cat Party
Surely that's
Your porn star name....
that
is, and shall always remain, Blackie Hoctor
I need never
go on a diet again
Looks in funny mirror
I will be l'homme bon (and I will dress entirely in white, bien sur)
Frozen_Arse_Jake
I wonder if Elvis, Lennon, Jimi and Janis etc are still alive and Bieber's been gunned down!?!
Lenny Chaos, I suppose.
I rather like that as a name..
Beard_Specs
Although, of course, they would have to swap positions on my face, as well. *can't see* *smashes glasses into chin*
That's assuming
our mouths and eyes are located in the same places of course.
My username would be spelt backwards
so I guess I'd be.... Oh.
And I would be
Fuscatus.
How dull. Literally.
And I would be...
Clam. That shut me up.
Bournevillenick
Cos I can't think of an antonym of my name.
And I'd be, erm, Bob.
Stupid palindromes.
Or...
You could be Trebor. Sweet!
immature skinhead
loves The Smiths and Weller
On Planet Water
We would be the Very Small on an outerweb site hosted by The Number, a magazine about silence.
Just
William - mmm's alter ego
Sounds far more exotic
La pequeña vaca peluda
Strumothon
Sounds sort of weedy Indy charity gig rather than bouncy country boy. I prefer it here.
Oh
Oxo
Yuck
Bovril
Well said
Private Thong
Private Thong?
Didn't he lead the resistance to The Boxer Rebellion?
If the theories about parallel universes
are correct, then this newly-discovered planet doesn't exist in every universe. So in some universes we exist but they don't, in other universes they exist and we don't, there are some where both of us exist and some where neither of us exists.
I think astrology has to be more straightforward than cosmology.
By that reckoning
Russell grant would be a genius and professor Brian cox would be on strictly hmm
Poor sod
viscous
Can we assume that on this alternative Earth...
...the Mahavishnu Orchestra enjoyed a world-shattering decade of fusion hits after which John McLaughlin spent several months in a bed-in demanding Total War, while Billy Cobham went on to become a loveable household favourite voicing several series of popular cartoons about a little railway engine, before deciding to dedicating the rest of his life to giving autographs?
Meanwhile, a marginalised quartet from alternative-Liverpool had a brief moment of near-popularity in the alt-70s with harmony-rich pop songs before fading into obscurity?
When does the spaceship leave...?
But Colin in an alternative universe
would be Ozzy Osbourne and hate TMO.
Colin (sits him down with a consoling look)
Its an alternative universe not a fantasy world :)
Hm? did somebody say something?
...I've just woken up. Y'know, I had this amazing dream just there...
über
über-über-über?
how über could you get - non more über!
I now have
visions of the Over/Under/Done routine in Airplane II dubbed in German.
Uber gemachet? Unter uber? Gemacht uber? Uber uber?
girl.of.pies
is having a GOOD time in another universe.
girl.of.pies
In our alternate Wordiverse, you will be our new Hannah! Can I request some anti-lemon cheescake for the next anti-mingle?
There again, the anti-me might not like anti-lemon cheesecake.
Ooh. What an existential dilemma.
This from a man who spends his life
making people's teeth crooked and then drilling gratuitous holes in them!
"Is it
safe?" Lenny asked.....
That's what I do in this World..
Girl Of Pies?
Marry me.
Bunty (see above)
I'll be my Northern alter-ego
R Joe
Or an old character
in that well known radio soap "The Quivers"
Tiny Massive
I guess the actual Massive would be known as "The Tiny" and The Word would be known as...?
...The Sentence.
...'It's Not A Magazine: It's A Life Sentence'.
Word
Yes indeed and the sound of old Islington from early podcasts!
The Word
aka
The Non-Verbal Gesture
Pick an appropriate one if it makes you feel better :)
My name is forwards7...
You may know me from the succinct, one sentence posts that I occasionally make on the WORD magazine website.
Curtis from anywhere but Ohio
Bit of a mouthful.
I think
"Curtis Outwith Ohio" has a certain poetic ring to it.
Or how about
Keith from Uttoxeter?
I suppose
I'd have to make my mind up and then be a radical opponent / proponent of somesuch nonsense
Quite apt ...
Empty Rippir
Del Ross
Nope that doesn't work either
And in another life
...you're an astronaut. Xxx
boB
Microsoft-based music player playing "Tales From Topographic Oceans" on infinite loop: model's own.
That'll make me a Staffordshire Bull Terrier
Goodartcat had better watch out.
Just off out for some country and easy listening. Looks like my evening of swing hasn't been cancelled after all.
spooky
was just thinking that'd be my name when there it was :-)
I'd be known as...
... Pierre Nevada.
Manchesterboy
and I'd wear a horrid red shirt.
Manchestergirl surely...
... it can be a horrid red skirt.
I meant to type that as well
It made me go dizzy just thinking it (the Manchester bit, not the girl bit).
Judging from the above
I guess I'll have finally arrived.