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It seems that consensus on good and bad bands and records develops quickly. People - I suspect a very few people indeed - make a decision which swiftly becomes the groupthink on that subject. Example: it seems to be a truth universally acknowledged that Mumford and Sons are total shite. I'll admit to signing up to that one myself, on not much evidence. I quite liked the singles, but when I was told how awful they were really, I let myself believe it.

Thing is, I had a listen the other day. Mrs Bob had heard and liked a few of the songs, and she doesn't give a monkeys about critical/cognoscenti consensus, because she's normal. So I popped it onto my phone too.

Now, I'll be the last person to claim it's a fabulous record, but worthy of the venom they attract? Not even close. The Cave, Little Lion Man and - especially - Winter Winds are great little songs. Tuneful, hooky, and in the last case actually rather beautiful, well-written and affecting.

The rest of the album's pretty average, but not terrible by any means. And yet there it sits: on the list of albums for "people who don't really like music" or who "buy their CDs in Tesco" (disgusting phrases). Why? Is it because they're not "real" folkies? Is it an "originality" thing?

And what other records do you quite like, which the hipsters or "real" fans or sniffy types would consign to Tesco Hell?

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I agree about Mumfords.

They are a scrubbed up Levellers.

I also like The Levellers.

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ganglesprocket | 5 October 2011 - 8:56am

Asda Hell

I bought Chris De Burgh's latest CD Moonfleet on a whim for £1 at Asda recently. I'm a big fan of his pre-Lady In Red recordings but this really is a crock of sh...sugar. Everytime he sings the phrase "T'was" I want to hit him. I would have got better value for money using a £1 coin to retrieve a trolley and dumping it in the car park. I never learn.

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Beany | 5 October 2011 - 9:18am

Good but not that good = Awful

I think with the Mumfords it is down to the fact they grew to be very big, very quickly, on the back of what is, as you say, an 'ok' album with a couple of catchy, killer tunes.

They are not a bad band - I saw them at Glastonbury in 2010 just as they reached the tipping point and they did a good, entertaining set and had obviously been 'adopted' by the "Tesco CD" crowd.

The problem I have with them is that the tunes are, on repeated listening, too samey and one-paced to maintain my interest beyond a few plays. And the over use of the kick drum irritated me very quickly.

Doesn't make them the Lighthouse Family reincarnate - but this has led to an inevitable overreaction/backlash where they become the latest shorthand for what is most awful about music today.

See also Coldplay, Keane, U2....

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Paul Waring | 5 October 2011 - 9:21am

Overreaction.

Yeah, I get that. I seem to remember Spartacus and I saying a similar thing on another thread recently: average bands become really annoying when everyone's banging on about how wonderful they are.

In a just world, the Mumfords would've sold a few thousand records and quietly kept plodding along. They deserve a career on the basis of those few killer tunes, but yeah: their reputation has suffered due to their ubiquity. It's like Stephen Fry: JUST FUCK OFF NOW, PLEASE, you've overstayed your welcome.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 10:16am

Up the Oash!

Ocean Colour Scene: well-played poppy rock with far more memorable tunes than Oasis, Suede or Blur. I never understood the vehemence of the near-universal sniffiness about them.

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Archie Valparaiso | 5 October 2011 - 9:22am

Hurrah! I am not alone...

OCS were a fantastic band in full flight. Great records and great live. Certainly far far better and more interesting than some of the mundane chancers they were lumped in with (Shed Seven, Cast etc)

Great singer, great guitarist, great bass player and a half decent drummer who had been knocking around the Birmingham scene for a while.

Once lumped in with Chris Evans set and then allowing one of the tunes to be used by the awful Lock, Stock tv series did for them.

Did the nasty expose on Simon Fowler hammer the final nail for mainstream, laddish, Dadrock acceptance?

Fowler and Cradock still put on a brilliant live show. Love them.

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Six Dog | 5 October 2011 - 10:07am

For me...

... I didn't like that chap's voice and I thought their lyrics were bloody risible. Not Gallagher risible: worse than that. Because you always got the sense Noel didn't give a monkeys about the words, whereas I felt like Simon Fowler thought he was saying something.

I can deal with bollocks lyrics when they're not given much thought. But bollocks lyrics that are trying terribly hard are painful.

Oh, and Steve Craddock always struck me as perfectly punchable. But the band probably didn't deserve the disapprobation they received - I suppose it was that they were considered the zenith/nadir of Weller-style luddite dadrock.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 10:18am

Saying something

Profit in Peace was profound maan.

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 10:25am

OCS

I thought they *sounded* great - the lack of lyrical finesse never bothers me that much if a band's overall sound works for me.
(see also: 90% of great rock 'n' roll from the 50s)

Also, when a band tries to be profound and fails, it can be quite charming.
(see also: most 60s psychedelia)

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man.of.soup | 5 October 2011 - 12:59pm

I dont know about profound...

But I love Profit in peace.

(seriously - I do)

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jackthebiscuit | 5 October 2011 - 10:23pm

It's the fickle world...

...we live in. Popularity with the masses does seem to breed unreasonable comtempt. It's the same with Miranda - who, I admit isn't Tony Hancock - but anyone who can make my wife and kids laugh hysterically must be doing something right.

I think the second Keane album is better than all the Pink Floyd albums made after Animals - and Silver Seas, despite being critically acclaimed by some, are only slightly edgier than The Wiggles.

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Formbyman | 5 October 2011 - 9:31am

The Wiggles and Kylie's

cover of Toots and the Maytals "Monkey Man" knocks Amy Winehouse's version into a cocked hat

(video here)

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Humphrey Plugg | 5 October 2011 - 9:43am

It's alright

but it's no Big Red Car, is it?

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skirky | 5 October 2011 - 12:46pm

The 5th Wiggle?

She was allocated the pink "skivvy" shirt and is officially the Pink Wiggle - only she can wear the shirt. Handy to know for future pub trivia games.

The real 5th Wiggle is Captain Feathersword, obviously.

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Austin | 8 October 2011 - 10:58pm

Of course.

But just how lovely is the ISBSL hitmaker in that video? Truly we are blessed to live in the age of Minogue...

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DougieJ | 8 October 2011 - 11:13pm

God

I'd love to punch Captain Feathersword. Twat.

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Jim M | 9 October 2011 - 9:06am

I quite like Coldplay

Funnily enough, Noel Gallagher mentioned Mumfords in the NME last week and basically said the exact same thing as you. You're both wrong like, Mumfords are a bunch of blustering Jeremys and no mistake.

Apparently Mark E. Smith threw a bottle at them at a festival because they were doing vocal warm-ups backstage. Of course, in reality this is awful, but as a pop anecdote it's great.

I defy anyone to watch that (taxpayer funded) video where they're scootering round India in white linen suits and not hate them.

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 9:52am

I'm not sure I've ever heard a note of the Mumfords

Or perhaps I have and I didn't realise it.

I have no opinion on them except to marvel at their dress sense and vowing to get that look. It's clearly getting in the way of the music.

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Five-Centres | 5 October 2011 - 9:57am

I quite like the Florence album

I think Rabbit Heart is an excellent song, and I really enjoy several of the others, especially when she drops the bellow. The cover of 'You've Got The Love' is a bit misleading.

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Chimney Singing... | 5 October 2011 - 10:00am

Agreed.

There's a lot of filler on that record, but Rabbit Heart and Dog Days Are Over are perfectly fine songs.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 10:10am

Me too

I like Lungs.

I even liked You've Got The Love at first, but, bloody hell, I'm sick of it now.

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Red Umpire | 5 October 2011 - 3:43pm

Florence

I rather like her lungs.

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jackthebiscuit | 5 October 2011 - 11:03pm

Mumford & Sons

I quite like it. I think they suffer from the "Keane Syndrome". Bit posh, well behaved and sensible about how they approach the business of music. It's not very rock'n'roll and therefore not very cool.

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Leedsboy | 5 October 2011 - 10:11am

Yes

But all those things apply to Laura Marling and she's ace.

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 10:13am

Is it 'cos she's a girl?

I mean, she IS ace, and in a completely different league to the Mumfords, but do you think she's given less of a rough ride for her poshness because "we" don't mind a posh girl, but "we" can't stand a posh boy?

I don't know, just throwing it out there. It may be bollocks.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 10:26am

You beat me to it

Posh girl = attractive

Posh boy = Tory weed

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Leedsboy | 5 October 2011 - 10:41am

I don't know

Y'see, I've no problem with posh people at all, and I like quite a few posh artists (Marling, Pink Floyd) but if a band is posh and I don't like their music, I'm happy to use their poshness as a stick to beat them with. It's the same with working class bands. Who hasn't called Kasabian a bunch of simian, lager-swilling idiots?

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 10:50am

Kasabian

For me to dislike Kasabian would require me to actively listen to them. For some reason, I'll call it my sixth sense (which is a euphemism for being up to my ears in work, family and kids football obligations so limiting the time I have to listen to music), I don't want to potentially waste my time listening to them when I could listen to something I will probably like more.

It has dawned on me that I don't really hate bands anymore. I just like some bands and there is other stuff that I don't have time for. I am now, officially, a grown up.

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Leedsboy | 5 October 2011 - 11:03am

Ah but

Isn't the fragrant Marling and one of the Mumfords an item? Either that or I've missed a memo and she's come to her senses.

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Richie B | 5 October 2011 - 6:52pm

Yes...

...you missed the memo. Marcus Mumford is now engaged to Carey Mulligan.

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JoLean | 5 October 2011 - 7:19pm

What I'm always confused by

...is that lots of the bands who receive this kind of kicking would, if they weren't ridiculously popular elswehere, be qietly praised by the 'cognoscenti'. The Mumfords are exactly the kind of band - little bit folky, little bit pop - who would otherwise receive the odd praising thread on this site; in fact I think they did until they went stellar.

Much the same could be said of Snow Patrol and Coldplay; I remember seeing the latter supporting Muse in a small venue about 10 years ago - I felt out of place among the trendy muso types. No doubt they have long deserted both bands. I kind of understand the sentiment - once your band has been discovered by everyone, they somehow seem less special, but to immediately stop liking them smacks of something other than appreciation of the music.

As for the phrase 'music for people who don't like music' - it's ridiculous snobbery. I'm quite capable of liking Coldplay, The Kinks and John Martyn thank you very much.

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Uncle Monty | 5 October 2011 - 10:12am

Indeed

I prefer the phrase 'Music for people who like bad music'.

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 10:14am

I'm upping you

because that's the kind of snobbery I like. And am probably guilty of myself. Half the fun of loving music is, frankly, disliking other types of music. I don't know why, it's a little negative after all, but that sense of tribalism is entertaining and it feels cathartic to rant about the horrors of the Stereophonics or whatever.

Claiming music is good or bad is - obviously - subjective and therefore inherently pointless. And you're welcome to call what I like bad. I can take it because I know you're wrong and I'm right. To claim I don't like music is somewhat judgemental; to claim I like bad music is funny.

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Uncle Monty | 5 October 2011 - 10:41am

I was given two books for Christmas

many years ago: "The Greatest Rock Records Ever Made" and "The Worst Rock Records Ever Made". Guess which one is dog-eared and falling out of its binding? In a similar vein I have a pair of books called "Why Buildings Stand Up" and "Why Buildings Fall Down", and the latter has been read far more times.

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Podicle | 5 October 2011 - 11:05am

Without reading them

I can't help thinking there must be a tremendous overlap of material between "Why Buildings Stand Up" and "Why Buildings Fall Down" (a failure to employ the techniques which make them stay up, perhaps?). Is this some publishing moneygrab akin to having to pay twice to see both halves of Kill Bill or having The Beatles' red album spread over two cds?

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STD | 5 October 2011 - 2:52pm

This...

...is a perfect post, Monty. Spot on.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 10:19am

As much as I like Mark Radcliffe

sometimes he'll play a tune and say

"If you don't like that, you really don't like music."

I can't agree with statements like that. You like something or you don't, and the things you don't like can be mutually exclusive of the other things you don't like.

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milkybarnick | 5 October 2011 - 12:48pm

It was Mark Radcliffe...

...who introduced Mumford and Sons to me. They were definitely 'cred' then - supporting The Felice Bros, playing every venue going, small festivals, small stages in the afternoon on big festivals. Their album is good on the whole - 5 or 6 great songs. My only gripe is that he does bleat on a bit - but no more so than the none-more-cred Guy Garvey.

I think there is a definitely a class-war thing going on.

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kb | 5 October 2011 - 2:05pm

Class-war

I hate Elbow more than any band in the world, and they're as working class as a Hovis loaf.

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 2:14pm

Hovis?

You had Hovis? You were lucky......

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happy harry | 5 October 2011 - 9:25pm

But Bob

they are shit.

That whiney voice, being like The Levellers is not a good thing, their simple smug slappable fucking faces, the bad swearing, over4grown student band that should never have made it out of the refectory. Cynical grasping bastards that are a record company marketing man's wet dream. Blander than Billy the Bland's bland band's blandest bland band tune.

So, no, not keen.

The folk scene seems to have a snobbery all of its own that if you are even sniffed at by a major label then you are out of the club (the Unthanks got flak for being distributed by one of the majors) so the Mumfords don't even appear on their radar

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DogFacedBoy | 5 October 2011 - 10:54am

Well, I don't think they *are* like the Levellers.

I don't really know what they look like, beyond a vague sense of hipster tweed, and I have no objection to them being marketed heavily. That's how it's done. It's hardly their fault that their record company reckons they'll sell records.

What do "cynical" and "grasping" mean, in this context? You're surely not suggesting that they want to make a decent and ongoing living, are you? *shocked face* ;-)

(Also, his voice isn't whiny. It's a bit husky, if anything.)

I'll agree with the blandness, for the most part. They're nothing very special. But those three singles are great tunes, the best of which has really quite nicely-written lyrics. The rest of what you say about them is irrelevant, isn't it, given that?

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 11:12am

OI

stop asking me to justify my bile! (TMFTL \ best single Madonna put out).

They just come across as fellas who would skullfuck their own grannies if it meant they got an extra sales percentage point.

I'm in a bit of a mood today aren't I?

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DogFacedBoy | 5 October 2011 - 11:18am

So it would seem!

I do think you're overreacting a bit, though. If we started writing people off for being careerists, we'd be here a long time, though. We both know that the idea of the artist creating because if he didn't he'd simply DIE, darling, is bollocks. Most do it for money just as much as to satisfy their creative urge. And it's been that way since the first Italian aristocrat paid some bloke to paint his portrait.

I can understand not really liking the noise they make, and I can understand thinking they're bland. I just don't get why they're considered to be any shiter than, say, Fleet Foxes (who I DO despise, mostly because I wish they'd fucking cheer up, write a song you can dance to, and stop expecting us to listen to their choir practices).

Oh. Might've slightly undermined my "calm and measured" shtick there.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 11:23am

Nailed Fleet Foxes there...

Mumford's I can take or leave but Fleet Foxes are one of the very few bands who really, really, rile me. No logical rhyme or reason except that there are unmitigatingly unoriginal, dull and tedious yet a huge section of the media fawn over them as if they are Levon Helm's long lost family members.

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Six Dog | 5 October 2011 - 11:28am

They are...

...a series of harmonies in search of a tune. I am mystified why anyone wants to listen to that over and above, say, Enya.

As Jamie from "In The Loop" says, "IT'S JUST FUCKING VOWELS".

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 11:30am

Can I just say

...I rather like Enya. *Waits for sniggers*

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Black Type | 5 October 2011 - 8:59pm

I rather like Enya.

So do I.

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jackthebiscuit | 5 October 2011 - 10:29pm

Harmonies

What is it with the media and harmonies? They went fawningly mad over The Magic Numbers* a while back, didn't they? Do music writers in the mainstream media think that's it's, like, reallly clever to sing in tune, or something?

* They disappeared without a trace just as I suspect FF will too...

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Red Umpire | 5 October 2011 - 3:52pm

Fleet Foxes, Mumfords and Sons

and Decemberists - same shit, different day.

I hope you know my T is firmly in C here, Bobby

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DogFacedBoy | 5 October 2011 - 11:31am

Fleet Foxes / Mumfords

The crucial difference is that Fleet Foxes pretend to live in the woods, whereas the Mumfords only go there to hunt.

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 11:36am

I done a lol.

All out loud in the office and everything.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 11:37am

Ha, yeah.

Although I'm starting to wonder about the Decemberists since someone described them as prog and I came out in hives. Perhaps that means I don't love them after all. It's so hard to know!

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 11:36am

Oh I do despise FF n M&S (bloody smug adverts)

but all my bile is generic - bit like their music.

My favourite Decemberist track is their cover of 'Please Daddy Don't get Drunk This Xmas' but thats a hard song to ruin. I've heard a couple of other bits and they are alright.

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DogFacedBoy | 5 October 2011 - 11:43am

At the risk of really

upsetting Drakeygirl the Decembrists have started to annoy the hell out of me. The Crane Wife was a great album with a few good concise songs although did show that they may be interested in noodling. Then they brought out that bloody awful concept cack The Hazards of love which is truly grating. However like a proper twat I decided to forgive them and i gaveb them another chance with The King is dead. No more. Teaches me to listen before I buy in future.
Mumford and sons are okay and certainly nowhere near as bad a DFB maintains - is he on his period this week?

The one that surprise me is Paolo Nutini - I think he is a great talent, great voice, great energy. Why is he villified by people who 'know' music?

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Steve Turner | 5 October 2011 - 8:05pm

Nutini

Saw him at Glastonbury 2007.

He did a version of "I Wanna Be Like You" from the Jungle Book.

It could only have been more excruciatingly, toe-curlingly embarrassing if he'd done it in blackface and lurched around the stage doing chimp noises in a crouch whilst scratching his armpits and beating his chest.

Possibly the most awful experience I have ever experienced in a live setting.

Since then, I can't listen to him without wincing inwardly.

Sorry Steve.

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Paul Waring | 5 October 2011 - 9:00pm

Have I got this right, Steve?

The Decemberists annoy the hell out of you but Mr Patois Ovaltini doesn't?
You are dead to me.*
*owe me a beer by way of an apology

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drakeygirl | 5 October 2011 - 9:31pm

"is he on his period this week?"

sexist pig

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DogFacedBoy | 6 October 2011 - 12:53am

I agree DogFace

That's just plain insensitive. I know you're a martyr to your PMT. People should be more understanding.

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drakeygirl | 6 October 2011 - 10:27am

PMT

Pre Malteeser Tension is laughed about in certain circle. Its a struggle we all must face together

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DogFacedBoy | 6 October 2011 - 10:36am

So you dont want me

to put any Nutini on the cd I make for the next London mingle then? Okay, a beer it is.

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Steve Turner | 8 October 2011 - 1:45pm

Be off with you Bono Boy

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ganglesprocket | 5 October 2011 - 11:01am

I bought this

stuff very recently from a second hand music shop (That's Entertainment). I'll decide for myself what is good and bad.

PS Keane's second album was unlistenable MOR dreck. A horrible, worthless album of zero merit and without even a decent single on it. In my opinion.

Both images in case you can't see them:

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4351/popcdspic.png

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3572/2ndhandcds1.jpg

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LOUDspeaker | 5 October 2011 - 12:49pm
Six Dog | 5 October 2011 - 3:59pm

And as far

as I can tell the 2CD version of Celebration is ex-shop stock as it's in Immaculate Condition.*

* A very feeble pun on Immaculate Collection in case it didn't come through.

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LOUDspeaker | 5 October 2011 - 4:19pm

The Road to (Tesco's) Hell

I used to play Chris Rea's TRTH CD all the time, much to the derision of the cognescenti (ie the rest of the staff in the record shop). Also ELO's cod-concept 'Eldorado' album, which is in neither the Roy Wood madcap genius or the the latter Jeff Lynne pop confection camps and so is therefore generally sniffily deemed A Load of Old Balls.

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skirky | 5 October 2011 - 12:50pm

What a load of miserable,

What a load of miserable, opinionated, bombastic twats you all are, get a fuckin` life...deep breath... ah, much better.

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RichieRichie | 5 October 2011 - 12:52pm

Not popping along to the

Not popping along to the next mingle then?
There's cake, apparently.

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skirky | 5 October 2011 - 1:05pm

Eh?

I think this thread has been conducted in good spirits!

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 1:22pm

Your supposed to

put a smiley face or ironic comment at the end so that we know that you weren't just being rude, argumentative and calling people twats.

:o)

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Leedsboy | 5 October 2011 - 1:27pm

Nice of

a member of Mumfords to post thou

They call me Mr Bombastic / Bloody sarcastic.....

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DogFacedBoy | 5 October 2011 - 1:50pm

:-)

sorry `bout that Leeds old chap, I did give you an up for one of your previous comments on this thread and to anyone else it was not my intention to upset anyone...

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RichieRichie | 5 October 2011 - 10:07pm

No probs

Thank you for the reply. The internet and irony can be a heady mix. I can read some of my own posts the next day and get hold of the wrong end of the stick.

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Leedsboy | 5 October 2011 - 10:26pm

Confessions of a Pearl Jam denier

I spent much of Sixth Form and my undergrad pretending to dislike Pearl Jam due to the prevailing opinion about them in the press. I genuinely convinced myself they were no good - cornball, riff-tastic, hair-rock charlatans.

Then I realised that I loved that kind of thing and that I couldn't give a flying fuck what Everett True said, thought or did.

Just to be clear, is this a thread about being annoyed at yourself for believing the anti-hype or whether Mumford & Sons are good / shit?

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Roo | 5 October 2011 - 1:18pm

Bit of both.

Mostly the former.

I like Pearl Jam too, up to and including Yield. Can't really be bothered after that.

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Bob | 5 October 2011 - 3:14pm

Pearl Jam

When I was in school, I made the grave error of publically stating a preference for Pearl Jam over Nirvana.

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Spartacus Mills | 5 October 2011 - 1:41pm

Pearl Jam Denier

Something to do with stockings?

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Thomas the Rhymer | 5 October 2011 - 10:46pm

Kind of baggy

and they have a tendency to be overlong

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Roo | 6 October 2011 - 11:16am

I adored...

...Snow Patrol's album 'Final Straw'. It may be impossible to believe now but this - their third album - came along without any fanfare and, having owned their first two (unsuccessful & patchy) albums, I bought it as a last-chance album by a failing indie band. I was excited to see them support Grandaddy soon after it was released so got a great double-header gig.

Then someone discovered that Run was pretty damn good and reissued the album and almost overnight they became 'shite' apparently.

Yet Final Straw is still a bloody good record.

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kb | 5 October 2011 - 2:00pm

Exactly that

The second album 'when it's all over...' was a major obsession among a bunch of my friends - at V festival one year we excitedly trooped over to see them on the second stage, early in the afternoon. It turned out we were the crowd, barring a few aimless passers-by and some bored stall-holders.

The Final Straw came out to critical acclaim but public apathy; I went travelling for 6 months and suddenly newly arrived backpackers were all listening to it. I came home, went to V and they played to a main stage arena that could barely contain the fans. And all of a sudden it was a sin to say I liked them.

Right, I have committed Word suicide by admitting fondness for Coldplay and Snow Patrol on the same thread. I shall suffer the slings and arrows with head held high.

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Uncle Monty | 5 October 2011 - 2:14pm

Do you like Keane?

I have Coldplay, Snow Patrol and Keane in my collection. They are not the worst CD's I have eve bought either.

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Leedsboy | 5 October 2011 - 2:51pm

The first album - yes

Never really got on with them after that.

But you're right to think that it fits my profile. You won't be surprised to know I own some Athlete albums too (though only the first two are any good, and only the first one gets revisited these days). I could basically compile a complete soundtrack of Sad Bits for any reality show.

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Uncle Monty | 5 October 2011 - 5:09pm

Athlete here as well

First 2 and I still listen to the first one - a great pop album.

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Leedsboy | 5 October 2011 - 6:49pm

Me too

Although TBH I much prefer 'Tourist' to the first one.

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Malc | 5 October 2011 - 11:31pm

Outed

I love Keane's first album. Got the other two but never listen to them.

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paulwright | 6 October 2011 - 7:59am

The Alessi Brothers

I started with "Oh Lori"' as perfect a pop single as ever was, and got progressively addicted. Great singers and tunesmiths, and (probably) pretty cool guys too. Yes, I know - the hair, the shirts (or lack of), the *ulp* disco beats - I'm past caring (and help. Probably.)

(Plus, they made a very nice contribution to The Complete Beatles On Ukelele site. Whaddya mean you never heard of it?)

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Burt Kocain | 5 October 2011 - 3:08pm

Ad nauseum

Someone up there said that we just find a stick to bash any band with (so posh, so oiky, so hipper than thou, so preachy and holier than thou etc), once we decide they're a bit crap, by which we actually mean 'it's OK I suppose but not good enough for me to overlook the fact that I find the lead singer to be a bit annoying', but a bit of bile is more fun than being so prosaic, only thing is we now hear all the dissenting voices ranting and raving on and on ad nauseum in the virtual world, which is overwhleming, whereas it was once just an occasional conversation in a bar or in the office and not much more.

I believe there's a lot of stuff out there that is OK, or not too bad really, but life's too short - I only listen to classics personally. There's enough of those to keep me busy. A variety of critical opinion and selective radio stations I know play good stuff helps narrow it all down a bit, otherwise I'd waste such a lot of time. And some stuff that others really rate or just think quite good I just take a dislike to I cannot overcome - even if I see the apparent quality - Laura Marling would be one such. Just irritates me. You can get it wrong and change your mind - best to leave that as an option, a little bit of doubt to hold on to is a good thing I believe.

I don't believe in relativism I should say - not sure what alternative I would propose, it's hard to define, impossible perhaps, but we all know what the classics are don't we, I mean they are argued over but they are there, they exist undoubtedly and what are they but representative of the opinion of those who study and know their subject? Not all opinions are the same - some are educated and thoughtful and some are more or less worthless. For example, my opinion on opera is pretty worthless - I have one but I know so little about the subject it's of no great value, I find it mostly boring as it goes, mainly because I haven't made any effort to learn about it - my ignorance. You could say it's just pop after all, but that's to denigrate pop, which is an art form as valid as any other - just listen to the Bowie podcast for evidence of that. It's not just a matter of taste in the end. It may not be absolute or permanent but some records are just better than others - and we all know it really, deep down.

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Sven Garlic | 6 October 2011 - 6:42am

Recently re-visited

Sting's 'Dream Of The Blue Turtles' and 'Ten Summoners Tales' (the only two proper Sting albums I own (apart from a Best Of)) - enjoyed both.

As a follow up to the "buy their CDs in Tesco" comment, if you view 'Fields Of Gold: The Best Of Sting' on Amazon, you are offered the multi-buy option of 'The Very Best of Sting & The Police' and Adele's '21' (very much the CD aimed at "people who buy CDs in Tesco" (as stated in the Adele piece in the last issue)

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Rigid Digit | 5 October 2011 - 8:11pm

Surely this is just another form of

snobbery? The first crew start with 'Oh Mumford are rubbish - posh dicks with their waistcoat rock'. Then the second crew come around with 'Oh the anti-Mumford crew are rubbish with their anti-waistcoat rock whinging..I'm actually above that and can see the joy in their tunes.' Then there'll be the anti-anti-Mumford crew etc etc. I see myself as the latter - the last thing we need right now is folk rockers telling us to pay off our credit cards ffs.

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Mr Fade | 5 October 2011 - 8:26pm

The only facts

we can fastly establish are that those who, generally, buy their CDs at Tesco (to name but one outlet), do not obssess or concern themselves with the nuances, meanings or decreasing cultural clout of popular music and that they have always constituted the greatest proportion of music consumer (it's just Tesco didn't carry music in those days, it was a good honest grocer for god's sake!).
I used to use the term "Music for people who don't like music".
I'm not so hasty to use the phrase so much now, but you know what i mean.
On an aesthetic note of personal nature, i despised The "ands Sons" before i even knew the smug, singealongee 21st century festival pleasing shite on the radio was the issue of their collective endeavours.
I'm not sure about this out dated marxist analysis, but i'd not be shy in giving them a good kicking.

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drilltime | 5 October 2011 - 10:25pm

Tesco

I love music, always have, always will.

As the only indepedent record shop in Workington closed a while ago, I do pick up a CD from Tesco now & then.

Sorry if that is "non masssive" behaviour.

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jackthebiscuit | 5 October 2011 - 10:37pm

As I err on the side of popular

for my musical taste I am acutely aware of Bobs point. I will mention the good Lady Gaga as my example (not Kasabian or Tears For Fears or the 80's this time). She is ridiculously talented yet widely derided because she dresses funny and is just the wrong side of ludicrous but to deny yourself the opportunity of actually listening to what she does because of your perception is to deny yourself something quite unique and wonderful.

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Dave Amitri | 5 October 2011 - 10:38pm

Ah; but there's the thing

The GaGa is accepted by the cognoscenti. She's cool even though she's popular. Girls Aloud were too, apparently. But not Leona Lewis or Alesha Dixon. Can't offer any analysis as to why this is. It just is.

And the Silver Seas are obviously very cool (so I'm told, can't see it myself) but will never be popular.

I'm 54 years old and trying to get out of thinking the way I did at 17 and just admit that I quite often like stuff that millions of other people like. I even have a Coldplay CD.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 5 October 2011 - 11:01pm

Gaga and GA

They just got better reviews than those other two - that'll be because they made better records. No great mystery really.

Sometimes stuff that sells shitloads has considerable quality sometimes it has little. This is also true of stuff that doesn't sell that much. Stuff doesn't sell much because it is less immediate and not obviously 'commercial' or just doesn't get played enough times to enough people to get known. Or it is just that nobody likes it.

There are Coldpay CDs in our house. I think they peaked with A Rush Of Blood..., but that's another thread. I liked them for a bit but their records weren't really good enough to last and encourage further plays beyond a certain point, as is true of so many records.

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Sven Garlic | 5 October 2011 - 11:14pm

54 years old?

You are just a young pup TtR, but I am with you on the Silver Seas, dont get them, sorry.

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jackthebiscuit | 8 October 2011 - 9:19pm

Everything's great...no it isn't

Re. Mumfords - I don't think it's snobbery, it's huge disappointment.

Before you actually hear and see them, they sound quite intriguing. But then you listen to their dreadful finger-in-the-ear-pretending-to-be-a-ploughman-in-the-17th-centuree bland folkie cobblers and you think why? Why are these lot getting so much attention?

And what about Adele? Great voice, good sort, but what a load of sub-Alison Moyet foghorn plodders.

Also, I get slightly tired of all this 'everything's great, there's no such thing as guilty pleasures, you can't criticise anyone else for their music taste'.

Can't we distinguish between Coldplay, with their fantastic vocals and tunes, and the dreary, forgettable Athlete and Snow Patrol?

And while Baccara's Yes Sir I Can Boogie is ridiculous and cheesy, it has an irrestible chorus and tune. Rupert Holmes's Pina Colada song is also ridiculous and cheesy but has a revolting lyric and tune.

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Olthwaite | 6 October 2011 - 12:45am

Gah!

You've triggered my pet hate alert. Whatever you think of Adele, she is NOTHING LIKE Alison Moyet, musically or vocally. The only reason Adele regularly gets compared to the Love Resurrection hitmaker is that they are both notable for being larger ladies.

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Spartacus Mills | 6 October 2011 - 7:55am

You had to be there maaan!

*Mumford apologist alert*

I think they're great. There. I've said it.
However, I reckon its a time and place thing. I first saw M&S when waiting to see the admittedly superior and criminally underrated Johnny Flynn in a tent at Hard Rock Calling 2009 in Hyde Park.

At that time that was a big deal for them. And by God were they shit hot. Really! I had never heard of them but I was really impressed with their energy and innovation (remember this was the summer of the Ting Tings)

So we went to see them in King Tuts when they came to Glasgow in September. They were bubbling under the critical radar by this time and the place was buzzing. It was an even more energetic performance.

So we drove up to see them in Aberdeen the following friday. It was in a small pub and all very low key. Again they blew the roof off the place. It wasn't even nearly sold out, probably 60-70 were there. But it was one of the best gigs I've ever been to.

We had a chat with the band that night and ended up sharing a few drinks. Posh, yep. No doubt about it. But they were decent fellows who certainly knew their stuff. The class thing is a complete red herring and just a stick used to beat them with. I say this as a working class west of Scotland guy.

A year later, they put myself and my wife onto the guest list for a much bigger show in Glasgow and on that night, they had lost none of the energy and charisma (yes really) of their previous shows.

I concur completely that I'm fed up hearing them trail Countryfile on the BBC and that yes, some of the lyrics are facile but I still believe they are a red hot live act. See them if you can, you may change your mind!

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kev147 | 8 October 2011 - 1:28am

Coldplay

Always a bit mystified as to why Coldplay attract so much vitriol on here. Chris Martin has a knack of writing songs with big hooks that connect with an awful lot of people. What's wrong with that? Even if some of those people do pick up their Cds in Tesco.

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luther67 | 8 October 2011 - 8:27am

The posh tag

I'm just running my eyes down my CDs, mentally chucking out those whose cred is tarnished by being the creation of 'poshos'.
Clearly, Mumford has to go; as it happens, I lost interest quite quickly, so I won't miss it. Kevin Ayers? A bit patchy - there's plenty of alternatives, so I'll get by. I guess the whole output of Realworld has to go. Don't you just hate that middle class cultural tourism thing? How about any of the new generation of singer-songwriters inspired by Nick Drake. That'll clear a bit of space out! Oh dear, the prog has taken a bit of a battering - mellotrons don't come cheap, you know. My musical world is beginning to unravel. Kate. Sandy. This is begining to really hurt. Cred doesn't allow the sexism that makes exemptions for posh girls (see above posting). I can't even find refuge in the rest of the Fairports; did you see the size of that garden on the cover of Unhalfbricking? Then I get to the Classical section and it's all over.
I pity anyone who has to check how well-heeled its members are before buying into a band. Frankly it shows you're a bit soft in the head. Ironically, it's the equivalent of the middle class concern about 'What will the neighbours think?' The Burchill era NME has a lot to answer for in encouraging this bollocks. Simon Price was at it again more recently. If you don't want to listen to Mumfords / Coldplay, because you've got something better to do, then it's a bit like the TV - you can turn it off. But don't make out that you can rationalise it on the basis of class.

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thecheshirecat | 8 October 2011 - 10:23am

I just buy old blues records

;)

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Steerpike | 8 October 2011 - 10:52am

Given their better educations.......

.....(Grammar Schools, 1950s, a more inquisitive generation) don't the HJH's and The Stones qualify as posh?
If I thought they were working class, I wouldn't listen to them!

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ranger | 8 October 2011 - 10:59am

I always thought it was Stones posh - Fabs not?

As for Coldplay - if they want to start looking dangerous and handsome, advocating revolution and putting an edgy, sexy sneer into their music then people might think they're cool like the Stones were. If they could share some electric wit, harrowing self-doubt and even a smigeon of pathos then we might begin to even slightly look at them with the same fondness we do The Beatles.
As it is they write singalong tunes for stadiums with less bollocks than Slade, less bollocks than U2 even. I don't mind the odd song of theirs, dislike a few also, but when it comes down to it, for all the Eno collaborating, they're evidently dead set on staying at stadium level and the music reflects it.

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Mr Fade | 8 October 2011 - 11:35am

Rumfords

Can't stand the Mumfords, but nothing to do with common consensus, as I don't give a shit about that sort of thing, I also couldn't care if they're a bit posh. Pink Floyd and Radiohead are a bit posh too and I love what they do. It's just that I find their music utterly,...well, unsexy. I think that's what I mean, yes sexless, neutered maybe? .....does anyone get what I mean. Fleet Foxes have the same effect on me and make me want to break out the T Rex instantly! Oh and the waist coats don't help either.

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jonnyartist | 8 October 2011 - 1:47pm

Point of order

Taking the piss out of a band you don't like for being posh is not the same as disliking a band because they're posh. I don't think anyone restricts their listening to working class bands. At least I hope they don't, 'cause they'd be missing out big time.

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Spartacus Mills | 8 October 2011 - 3:58pm

This 'posh' bands stuff

What about all the working class bands who have sent their kids to private schools and are now effectively 'posh'?

I really dislike the 'posh' stick.

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kb | 8 October 2011 - 4:34pm

What is 'posh' anyway..?

Now look, I can be as snobby as most people on here about the music I like and dislike, but will someone define 'posh' and why class is in any way important in music? I have a hunch this a peculiarly British obsession.

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NigelT | 8 October 2011 - 7:10pm

Posh

The 'posh' offspring of successful working-class rock stars arguably get more stick than anyone. Sting's daughter has done some decent stuff but she struggles for credibility because her old man is Sting.

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Spartacus Mills | 8 October 2011 - 7:16pm

Life can

be so cruel.

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Mr Fade | 9 October 2011 - 1:37pm

Posh. Check. Mega successful. Check. Polite. Check.

but this is just fantastic. End. Of.

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DougieJ | 8 October 2011 - 10:42pm
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