I love Christmas music - Elvis Presley, Aimee Mann, Low, Dr John, The Roches, Evan Johns & The H-bombs ... One night in the pub while discussing the daftness of it with a similarly-afflicted friend, we were talking about the Christmas albums we'd like to hear.

We realised that Hank Williams missed the chance, but would have been a great candidate - and we started concocting the titles of songs that should be on it.

This was some years ago, and I can only remember a handful :

Twinkle, Twinkle, Lonesome Star

Christmas Eve In Jail

My Dad Calls Another Man Sonny

Daddy's Drinking Our Christmas