The most chilling three words a critic can type

Here's a thing. The new Woody Allen film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" is being widely hailed as that most worrying of artistic commodities, the "return to form".

This is the hollowest promise in the whole lexicon of reviewdom. How many of the hacks greeting the new Woody film in that fashion said exactly the same thing about cast-iron clinkers like "Manhattan Murder Mystery" in 1993 or "Celebrity" in 1998?

It's not just Woody. It applies to anyone whose reputation is bigger than their inspiration. Why is every new Rolling Stones record said to be "their best since Exile On Main Street"? How long can people go on pretending that Martin Scorsese's new film is in the same league as "GoodFellas"?

Has there ever been a "return to form" that was worthy of the name?

I'll offer up

Johnny Cash. Can't think of another but I am pretty certain his American Recordings were much better than his late 70's and whole of the 80's pap.

Lee Rimmer | 18 August 2008 - 3:32pm

Return to form

Well, I had to return to the Fifth Form after a mini exam disaster.

Crowdedmouse | 18 August 2008 - 3:54pm

REM's next album will actually be named "Return To Form"

so when interviewed by the world's media and they are asked "so is your new album a return to form?" (as every single REM album in the past 10 years has been tagged) - they can honestly and proudly reply, without having to cross fingers behind backs or touch wood - "Yes, yes it is!"

Frank Black's "Dog In The Sand" was touted as a "return to form" and "the best thing he's done since the Pixies" and that was a pretty good album - shame about the pile of other tedious rubbish he's produced.

Retro Man | 18 August 2008 - 4:03pm

I...

...did a thread on this very topic a few months back. .

JJ | 23 December 2008 - 12:43pm

Modest proposal

David Bowie was subject to the same "this-one-really- must-be-the-one" syndrome as REM; but Heathen really is a great album, and by far his best for about two decades. A return to form, in short.

Still waiting for Joni Mitchell to return to form. I'm not holding my breath.

Oh, as far as Woody Allen is concerned, I was a fan, and found things to enjoy in Manhattan Murder Mystery, but the last few have been really poor. Match Point was unbelievable, if for no other reason than that it was his third film in which a male character disposes of (ie murders) a "troublesome" woman without getting his comeuppance. Allen said recently he'd given up therapy. I think he was a bit previous with that.

Azeem | 18 August 2008 - 4:26pm

I don't understand why

return to form has to mean that it is up there with the very best of their work. Given the recent dross that Wooldy Allen has put out it wouldn't take much to have some sort of return to form without it being Annie Hall. Likewise, I would say Time Out of Mind was a return to form after the three that went before it. It's not Highway 61, but it's still better than Under The Red Sky. You could say Harps and Angels is a return to form after years of Disney rubbish and a pointless remake of old songs. Doesn't mean it's as good as Sail Away.

Simon Ford | 18 August 2008 - 4:31pm

Back to good not best. I

Back to good not best. I agree that they don't have to be returning to the heights of their creative peak. Sometimes just a good album from an erstwhile legend would be enough.

peterafifer | 19 August 2008 - 12:26pm

Personally...

...I think Bowie got back on track in the 90s around the time of 'Black Tie White Noise', but I'd certainly agree that 'Heathen' is the best of those albums.

JJ | 23 December 2008 - 12:43pm

Midas touch in reverse

Barnsley have had return to form ! after beating Liverpool and Chelsea last season they've lost all 3 opening matches and thus have returned to form!
conversely the British Olympics team have returned to their 1924 form!
As to pop Morrissey's picked up recently, Van morrison seems to have peaks and troughs.

Chris G | 18 August 2008 - 4:45pm

There is something vaguely unsettling...

about the idea of Van Morrison's 'peaks and troughs'.

Patrick Crowther | 18 August 2008 - 7:04pm

Peaks and Troughs....

....Cleft alert!!!

Steve Hill | 19 August 2008 - 8:12am

Van Morrison...

...if Bob Dylan's dodgy period was in the 80s, Van's was definitely in the 90s. I don't think there's anything too bad in Van's catalogue outside of those dodgy, phoned-in mid 90s albums.
However, I have to still say I've not played any of his last few albums as much as his 70s or 80s albums.

JJ | 18 August 2008 - 4:52pm

Is the album "Enlightenment" any good?

A brilliant film called "The General" by John Boorman featured a song from that album called "So Quiet In Here" which I think sounds great. I just don't believe the album will be much cop as they say it's a weak retread of "Avalon Sunset", which is an album I don't like, save for a few songs.

LOUDspeaker | 19 August 2008 - 9:23am

I like enlightenment

but then i came to party late so have only recent heard his early stuff

Chris G | 19 August 2008 - 10:57am

Enlightenment...

...not one I go mad about, personally. This was around the time when I think a lot of Van's stuff started sounding samey, thus why it gets compared unfavourably with 'Avalon Sunset'.

JJ | 19 August 2008 - 4:01pm

"Thanks for the Information"

I think I'll skip it.

Annoyingly last year he released a compilation of his music featured in films. Perplexingly this song was left off it (as well as "It Was Once My Life" which was played during the end credits of "The General"). They lost a guaranteed sale from me.

LOUDspeaker | 20 August 2008 - 8:59am

Good tracks

My father-in-law raved about the music from "The General" and I downloaded both "So Quiet In Here" and "It Was once my life" from i-tunes for him, both excellent fair play.

Steve Hill | 20 August 2008 - 9:38am

Song To Woody

Fifteen to twenty years ago, I saw every Woody Allen film on its release. I was willing to ignore all that "return to form" stuff, and just take his films for what they were: better than average, one-a-year fare, with the occasional absolute stonker - Husbands And Wives, his career best Crimes And Misdemeanors - but now I have managed to not see his last three films. And you know what? I'd barely noticed. But now that I have, I'm genuinely sad. And now that I remember Hollywood Ending, a little nauseous too.

Lucas Hare | 18 August 2008 - 5:13pm

Somehow, I think this is a cross-thread issue...

in that the prospect of a "return to form" is all too often utterly precluded by the absence of a vital band member who has popped their clogs, often from the effects of too much of something not particularly conducive to continued existence.

Once one of the mainstays has disappeared, it's impossible for any band to bounce back well enough to produce anything better than their previous triumphs.

There are no exceptions to this rule, even those who have managed to stagger past disaster and heroically and defiantly stick two fingers up to the bastard, can't be expected to be the same without a full team.

Vulpes Vulpes | 18 August 2008 - 5:14pm

Well, there is at least one exception...

Brian Jones, one time mainstay of The Rolling Stones?

skirky | 18 August 2008 - 5:42pm

Whilst the Stones obviously had numerous musical triumphs...

after Brian Jones' passing, it is also fair to say that their records thereafter rarely featured the instrumental exoticism and invention that they had done previously. Brian Jones was a musician who was always searching for new sounds, for new means of expression (at least until substances got the better of him) As great as the post-Jones records are, they aren't as sonically inventive as when he was in the band.

Patrick Crowther | 18 August 2008 - 6:34pm

Seconded

Mad screeching Moroccan pipers anyone? Don't Bogart that fudge, man.

Vulpes Vulpes | 19 August 2008 - 12:09pm

Stones possible return to form?

After 'Between the Buttons' and 'On Her Satanic Majesties Request', having been left behind rather by The Beatles. Not that 'return to form' was necessarily the term used to describe 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' or if it was it wasn't the overused, largely untrue expression it is now of course.

Neil Young also had a true return to form with 'Freedom' in the late eighties.

Morrisey maybe with 'You Are The Quarry'.

Sven | 18 August 2008 - 6:43pm

1989

Oddly, Dylan, Young, and Lou Reed all had unarguable returns to form in the same year - Oh Mercy, Freedom, and New York.

And Accelerate definitely IS a return to form for REM. It may not have sold much, but it is a terrific album.

Johan | 18 August 2008 - 6:53pm

Dylan

Every album since the mid 90's is a return to form according to Rob Sheffield of Rolling Stone(some rag nowhere near as good as The Word).
Bowie with "Heathen" was in this catergory. good shout JJ
And the New Guy Ritchie film apparently.Though the man had no form to return to.

paul beard | 18 August 2008 - 9:48pm

Guy Ritchie...

...indeed, the mind boggles at what his 'return to form' could be like!!

JJ | 19 August 2008 - 7:11am

The words...

'can't', 'polish' and 'turd' spring to mind.

Patrick Crowther | 19 August 2008 - 7:13am

You Don't Know Me

Charlie Rich's 'Pictures and Paintings', released in 1992, was the record he should always have made, a mix of after-hours jazz, R&B and country. Recorded with a small combo, led by Rich once again at the piano, and his deep soul voice more than a little world-weary. It came after a long, long break away from recording, and was so revelatory it should have been named after the great Cindy Walker song that was one of its highlights. Produced by Scott Billington with help from roots/R&B writers Peter Guralnick and Joe McEwen.

chrisbk | 18 August 2008 - 10:43pm

Paul Heaton

I liked The Housemartins and the Beautiful South but gave up on the latter for their last three albums, and couldn't bring myself to listen to anything by them. But Paul Heaton's new solo album - Cross Eyed Rambler - is genuinely a return to the high water marks of both The BS & H. Fantastic voice, great sense of melody and a hugely underrated lyricist.

kb | 19 August 2008 - 9:46am

'most chilling three words'...

... or lazy journalism? I think REM were guilty of pushing the last album in such a way, but I don't think Scorcese was claiming The Departed as 'my best since Goodfellas.'
Isn't it just the hack saying 'it reminds me a bit of something they did a while ago so if you liked that you might like this too'?

badartdog | 19 August 2008 - 10:00am

Take That

I thought Patience was ace. Really.

Five-Centres | 19 August 2008 - 10:00am

Agreed

They are far more palatable now. Rule The World is a class pop song as well.

Lee Rimmer | 19 August 2008 - 3:57pm

"Their best album since..."

In addition to being perhaps the most back handed compliment you can give an artist, there’s a great deal of cynicism invested in the line “a return to form” and its equally hackneyed counterpart -“their best album since…”

What these two statements imply is that artists reach a creative peak and then spend the rest of their careers trying to recapture it. And furthermore, that if they don’t somehow manage to match this highpoint with each subsequent effort, they have failed or fallen short.

Form is what athletes have - it can be assessed, measured and quantified. Art is subjective. It’s exploration as opposed to competition. Sometimes it can be an end in-and-of itself, or part of ongoing process – the development of a new idea.

I’m not for one moment suggesting that everyone who writes a song, pens a novel, or makes a film is driven by pure aesthetic motives, but there do seem to be an awful lot of artists out there whose intention is create something that satisfies them, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Neil Young has made some albums that are widely thought of as awful, but presumably they were the records that he wanted to make, or that at least reflected his state of mind at the time they were recorded. Certainly no one at his record company was rubbing their hands together at the thought of Re-ac-tor and its nine minute centrepiece concerning a glut of mashed potato and the absence of T-bone steak.

The equally mule-headed Van Morrison is apparently happy enough writing Jools Holland-friendly songs about going down to Geneva and the activities that he might partake in upon his arrival there. A sequel to Astral Weeks does not appear to be in the works.

Both of these strong-willed men apparently follow their own muse and give little outward regard to whether the general public consider them as being on form or not. You can call it arrogance or you can call it honesty.

Occasionally a band that has been around for a while will put out an album that feels like a studied attempt at recapturing lost youth and past glories. The problem is that such albums seldom work. When they do engage it’s on a superficial level that satisfies in the short term but loses its appeal over time. There are also bands who tread water; who, often against their better judgement, stick with successful templates long after these have been worn threadbare. Coldplay’s third studio album - X&Y - strikes me as a compromised work. The sound of a band lacking the courage of their convictions, making an eleventh hour retreat to familiar territory.

It seems to be human nature to judge art by comparison and to use past works as an artificial horizon or benchmark to assess all future efforts. When asked by a friend if the new R.E.M. album was worth buying, my considered critical opinion was “It’s a vast improvement over Around The Sun”. Maybe when confronted by a piece of art the question should not be: “Do I like I better than the last thing the artist did, or the thing before that?”, but simply “Do I like it?”

On a marginal tangent: All artists peak at some point. If good form is so important, then why do people continue to give time to lesser works. My favourite Doors album is Strange Days and yet I spent last week listening on and off to it’s significantly weaker successor - Waiting For The Sun. Presumably there are people out there who, when they want to listen to Bob Dylan, will sometimes turn to Self Portrait or Knocked Out Loaded in preference over Blood on the Tracks or Blonde on Blonde.

backwards7 | 19 August 2008 - 11:32am

You wrote...

"The equally mule-headed Van Morrison is apparently happy enough writing Jools Holland-friendly songs about going down to Geneva and the activities that he might partake in upon his arrival there."

Playing harmonica perhaps? Gobirons always blow sweeter in Geneva...

Patrick Crowther | 19 August 2008 - 12:03pm

Did you have this essay hidden up your sleeve...

...until you had just the right moment to unleash it?

LOUDspeaker | 19 August 2008 - 3:21pm

More wise words from backwards7

Always a pleasure.

Lucas Hare | 19 August 2008 - 3:02pm

I still go...

... to see Woody's new film every year and, yes, they have been poor of late. However, I still find things to enjoy in them (although Curse of the Jade Scorpion & Cassandra'as Dream were totally unlikeable).

Anyway, I'll still plod along next time..... hoping.

I suppose when someone makes great films (or albums, books, etc.) you always hope they'll do it again.

As regards, "the best since" device? It's just lazy journalism.

Nicodemus | 19 August 2008 - 7:47pm

Now, you see...

I liked - that's liked, not merely tolerated or forgave - Curse Of The Jade Scorpion, Shadows And Fog and Manhattan Murder Mystery. Hell, I even thought Celebrity had its good points. Ooh, hang on: I've just remembered seeing Melinda And Melinda on a 'plane and quite liking it. But I'd forgotten that I liked it. Does that count?

Lucas Hare | 19 August 2008 - 9:02pm

Good call, Lucas...

... Melinda & Melinda was enjoyable.

Like, I say, there normally is something enjoyable in Woody's films. Hell, I even remember coming out of the cinema in such great form after watching Everyone Says I Love You that I bought the soundtrack!

Nicodemus | 19 August 2008 - 11:55pm

More in defence of Woody

I still find something to enjoy in nearly all his films, and still find it impressive that this 70-something still directs a film a year, which he at least co-writes and occasionally stars in too. All in complete contrast to supposed "film-mad" Quentin Tarantino (for instance), who takes longer and longer Stone Roses-style breaks between films, only for them to turn out to be self-conscious parodies/homages/anagrams of other films in his video collection.

Metal Mickey | 20 August 2008 - 2:21pm

I liked this recently from Noel Gallagher on 'Dig Out Your Sole'

"Of all our albums this is the most recent".

Scott Wilkinson | 20 August 2008 - 7:15am

Bowie....

Once threatened/promised that every new album would come complete with a sticker bearing the legend "Best album since Scary Monsters"...

John Waite | 20 August 2008 - 12:12pm

Excellent idea!

I might have bought one if he'd actually done that!

Patrick Crowther | 20 August 2008 - 12:15pm

The Captain and the Kid

Listened to this on the way to work this morning and it struck me that this must be Elton's best since the mid-'70s.

Not that there's been a lot of competition mind.

Paul Waring | 21 August 2008 - 7:45am

It's great...

...but if you don't know it, also check out Elton's 2001 album 'Songs From The West Coast'. A great album and- well- a genuine 'return to form'.

JJ | 23 December 2008 - 12:44pm

Tom Waits

At risk of a lashing here, Mule Variations was his best since Rain Dogs for me.

He is due another belter following the clearing out of the barn that was Orphans...

sweetleftfoot | 22 August 2008 - 12:24pm

Its all lazy journalism

Its all lazy journalism if you ask me, although no one has. Someone alluded to the `form is temporary, class is permanent` thing. Can this be true of many musicians output? I don`t think so because I can`t recall any artist who releases consistently excellent material. Wouldn`t it be refreshing to read reviews that just said `I like this` or ` I don`t like this` instead of reading a paragraph (or paragraphs) trawling over previous output, `form` and otherwise superfluous yadayada. Having said all this I should say that many reviews over the years have had direct influence on what I have bought and listened to. So am I lazy music fan? Most probably.

gerry d | 22 August 2008 - 9:23pm

It's just a way to keep 'in' with said Artist / Director...

... by erasing the rubbish from their CV. Anyway, I thought the most chilling three words were "the new Oasis"...

Reno Dakota | 23 August 2008 - 9:02am