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The lovely Karren Brady (copyright R. Keys)
Posted by Big Guxy on 10 February 2011 - 12:49pm.
Apologies in advance for this minor rant but in todays Sun (I know I know I should be ignoring it), Karren Brady has decided to look into the future and this is what she's seen.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/sunsport_columnists/3402516/K...
As a lifelong West Ham fan, this column makes me wince. I don't even know where to start. I did however send her the following note....
FAO Karren Brady,
Please can we have an artists impression from the furthest seat rather than the closest.
Thank you
p.s. Can I have a refund on some of my season ticket this year. Each game costs me £40 but you keep selling them to the general public for £15.
Rant over.. I'm glad I got that off my chest.
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Comes across
as a bit smug now. Will read even worse when West Ham are in League 2 in 2014. And Karen, THE PITCH WILL HAVE A GREAT BIG RUNNING TRACK AROUND IT! Please don't pretend it won't by showing images form funny angles.
Are they really keeping the running track?
One of the better things about the Boleyn is how close you are to the pitch.
yes
it was their deal breaker, though last year they said it had no place in football.
“I don’t think running tracks work, particularly behind the goal,” said Sullivan. “The customers are so far back it doesn’t work.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/7027066/David-S...
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Ahh_Bisto reveals his vision of West Ham
Karren, see the dotted red line? Is that the "race track" missing from your "picture"?
Blimey
Hadn't realised they list them alphabetically now, the Irons should ask to be listed as such they'd jump several places
Big Club
That running track seems to be a big issue doesn't it?
West Ham are going to be playing at the Olympic Stadium!!!
Running track, running schmack!
Two of my local non-league grounds have a running track, and ramshackle Ilford is probably, now Leyton have kicked the bucket, my favourite ground.
The bigger picture (and stadium) and I say this NOT as a West Ham fan is that, overnight, West Ham have become the second biggest team in London.
That headed A4 notepaper with the five rings next to the West Ham badge that will be winging its way to big businesses throughout the world makes them bigger than Tottenham and Chelsea and on the coat-heels of Arsenal.
Apparently 100% of Spurs fans were against the move.
Never the sharpest knives in the drawer, those fans will have a long time to get used to being the fourth biggest club in London.
The Spurs fans were right
who cares if their club is the biggest if it's moved half way across London? It's not really Spurs anymore then.
I don't really subscribe ot the view that West Ham will become a big club. Just becasue they'll have a big ground doesn't mean to say they'll fill it. Roma have a big Olympic stadium with 72,000+ seats and they get average gates of less than 40,000. I can see the same happening to the Hammers.
Sorry but I disagree with Ranger also
Having a big stadium doesn't make you a big club. We can't even sell out a League Cup semi final so how are we going to fill a 60,000 seater stadium?
If I hear the words "better connected and better facilities" again I think I'll scream. This is all good if you want to shop at Westfield and eat at Nandos but my West Ham experience involves a pre-match curry and a pint after at The Black Lion (normally in the back bar if anyone wants to find me)
In terms of having a track around the ground, it'll be a bit different to Ilford as the seats at the back of the stands will be over 200 metres away from the pitch. Show us that view Karren (incidentally why are there 2 rs in your name).
Luckily for season ticket holders, we won't have to renew as there will be loads of seats and they will be selling them for a £10 each.
That's the problem, right there
Not so much the view from the side stands as from the ends of the "0" shape, where even the front row will be fifty yards or so from the back of the goal.
This is the sort of "atmospheric pitchside" view that Karren Brady would prefer nobody thought about just yet:
Blimey that's Jerez
I stayed at the Hotel there where your room windows look over the pitch.
"over 200 metres away from the pitch"
Are you sure? That's the length of two whole home straights on a running track.
ah
the nearest seat is 45 metres.
west ham
aren't even the biggest team in Bethnal Green
Evening Standard report on 22/1/11
Stated that the furthest seat would be 205 metres from the pitch.
That sounds unlikely
That would put the seat in the car park, I think. But overall, yes, running tracks at football grounds are a terrible idea. At the Stadio delle Alpi in Turin the atmosphere just seemed to evaporate, with the seats closest to the pitch still 40 metres from it. Juventus hated playing there.
And I believe
the Stadio delle Alpi has never hosted a major athletics event, because no one thought to build a warm-up track.
True dat
...ridiculous.
Wrong........
Overnight West Ham have increased their capacity by 25,000 paying customers.
But far too much has been made of just getting a new ground is this matter.
The reason why Daniel Levy right now is crying into his no doubt very nice Burgundy is that a local rival business has increased its paying audience by a figure just 10,000 less than Spurs' capacity.
New ground, new schmound.
Think on that.
Like having a Sainsbury's arrive next to your local convenience store.
West Ham have also garnered (and will continue so to do in the next two years including the Olympics themselves.....what a great advertising prospect!) huge publicity and the kind of international recognition that any business would pay millions, even billions, for.
The way Spurs' fans are talking you'd think the ground is in Stratford-upon-Avon.....it's ten minutes on the North Circular!!!!
I don't much care for Levy, Sugar, Brady, Sullivan or Gold but this is a HUGE deal and whilst it could have dire ramifications for Leyton Orient, I'd argue that the club that should be equally concerned is Tottenham.
You ask Daniel Levy, he'll tell you.
Won't you Hammers' fans enjoy being bigger than Chelsea?
I'm not sure
In the old days, the London ground with the biggest capacity was The Valley (75,000), but Charlton Athletic was certainly not one of the biggest clubs in the capital.
There's more to football
than business.
Define "big"
because the way you seem to be talking about it is the definition no-one cares about.
Real Madrid have just been named the richest club. I'd imagine their fans couldn't care less because they're still a way off being as successful as Barcelona.
So, West Ham will be "bigger" if they move to the Olympic Stadium in your eyes? It won't matter one jot if the team don't improve.
Absolutely
If the "size" of clubs was defined by their stadium capacity alone, Queens Park would be a "bigger" club than Rangers. Pre-Hillsborough they would have been the "biggest" club in the UK by far.
Madrid
Historically far far far more successful than Barca - only the last 10 years have Barca, despite their glamour, profile and "rebel" feel, have got close.
How far is "far far"?
Over the last forty years - in other words, as far back as most of us can remember - Real Madrid have won the Liga 17 times and the Cup six times. They've won the European Cup/CL three times and also been finalists twice. Their players have won the European Footballer of the Year/Ballon d'Or twice (Luis Figo and Fat Ronaldo - three times if you count Cannavaro).
Over the same period, Barcelona have won 11 league titles and won the Cup 12 times. They, too, have also won the European Cup/CL three times and been finalists three times as well. Barça players have won the Ballon d'Or six times (Cruyff twice, Stoichkov, Rivaldo and Messi twice).
In other words, there's been little to choose between them in terms of how successful they've been (and I can't think of any way other than trophies and individual awards to measure that) for many decades now.
Do you really think Sullivan
cares about West Ham? He is a businessman, doesn't care about you and will lie through his teeth if he feels it will put some extra dosh in his account. The motley crew were at Birmingham for over 10 years. They rescued the club from dire financial straits but then wouldn't take it to the next level. A City of Birmingham stadium was their goal then, the Olympic stadium probably the only reason they invested in you lot. Beware the false promises because there will be loads of them. Oh, and at Birmingham they sold tickets to non season ticket holders below the standard season ticket price for years and didn't give a shit about us. so much for rewarding loyalty.Sorry but they are a bunch of spivs.
Ten minutes on the North Circular
You might get from the A1010 / A406 junction round to Stratford in 10 minutes at 3 in the morning, but for the rest of the time you're looking at a much, much longer journey time.
The further I could sit
from the pitch, the better
Reminds me of that Les Dawson gag
But Daniel Levy
got it right. Football and athletics tracks just don't mix. It's taken a lot of places in Europe a while to realise, but gradually most of the teams with athletics tracks are moving out (Juve, Espanyol - there's an Olympic legacy for you, most of the German clubs).
West Ham are really going against the grain with this one. For Brady, Gold & Co. they can just see the £ signs. It's not a footballing decision and it may well backfire on them.
In Germany
Most of the top-flight German clubs don't have running tracks. All the new stadia (such as the Allianz Arena, Westfalenstadion and the Veltins Arena) consciously decided not to have them.
In fact, the only one that springs to mind is the Olympiastadion in Berlin.
But there were
quire a few in the past no? Munich springs to mind...
FC Bayern
(and sometimes the national team) used to play at the Olympiastadion München -- which did have a running track -- but FC Bayern were extremely happy to move to a new stadium; said running track being a major reason (also about half of it doesn't have a roof).
The Allianz Arena and the Olympiastadion have about the same capacity, but the new ground gets much bigger crowds.
Yes but they left it
Because it killed the atmosphere!
The £ signs
are the only reason they bought West Ham. All the guff about it being their club had nothing to do with it. It's a business opportunity, nothing more, nothing less.
The Two Davids
When SuGo took over at West Ham, a Birmingham fan wrote the following on a fansite....
"It doesn't matter how much you love your club, within 2 years they will make you hate it"
They were right, the only difference for me is it's taken just over 1 year.
I'm a Spurs fan
so bias declared but trying to take a step back I still think our bid is the better one. The elephant in the room on this is the running track. Originally the Olympic stadium legacy was to tear it down and build instead a 25K capacity athletics stadium.
The Spurs bid is simple: use £420M worth of the £500M invested in the OS to keep the legacy and invest in the Crystal Palace Athletics Stadium to make it 25K capacity (with the ability to make it 40K for things like the World Championships). The OPLC wanted a legacy, so there it is: a 25K capacity race track at Crystal Palace and a physical legacy on site of keeping as much of the original investment in the OS in situ.
Athletics and football don't mix and to keep a running track in a football stadium to make a "legacy" is farcical in my view. You need only read the excitement of ranger's posts that West Ham will have a new stadium for football as proof of that statement. He doesn't give two hoots if men or women spend time running up and down the edge of the pitch. Unlike Andy Gray and Rickard Keys).
Though it pains me to say this to a Spurs fan
But you are 100% correct.
I feel like the boy screaming at the emperor and his lack of clothes!
The existing stadium is as good as round which means the seats at the back are miles from the pitch and the running track will kill all atmosphere.
We are the laughing stock of the Premier League. Will we be the laughing stock of the Championship next season?
All that the Brady piece
says to me is that there is a big gulf between what her interests are and what the fans' interests are despite ranger's understandable enthusiasm for what would be a great looking stadium to enter. I just think that for a football fan the experience will end at the turnstile.
(note to self: must resist making the joke that Hammers fans are used to that.)
;)
I have met her a couple of times
She is a wolf in sheeps clothing - don't be fooled that she is remotely interested in the welfare of the fans. At Birmingham they tried to rip off away fans with exorbitant ticket pricing - all that happened was the away club reciprocated with the same pricing for Birmingham to watch them at their ground. She then tried to charge an away club membership which flouted league rules.
Why don't Spurs ..
...do a ground share with Crystal Palace Athletics? That way everyone wins and nobody loses
We've been awful this season
But certainly enjoyed the "experience" of beating the Spuds (one of our few victories).
And you'll
always have "lasagnegate"...
Ha Ha
Thanks for reminding me. That was when we had a creative midfield lead by Yossi.
Am I the only one...
....who thinks the funniest part of the whole article is the bit about England winning the 2014 World Cup*?
Keef
*(Not that Scotland are even likely to be there...)
not
Mark Noble leading them out?
not "the pie's the limit."?
not "107-odd thousand who turned out to see Madonna"?
two "r's" is certainly somehting i'll give you that
Two Rs in Karren
We can't really blame her for the fact that her parents chose to spell her name in a "distinctive" way though, can we?
haha
:)
Wasn't there a proposal
to have retractable seats that could be pulled out or something to cover the track for football games?
Could that be part of the Hammers master plan?
Works
perfectly well at the Stade de France (but then that was part of the original design there).
non starter
too expensive
Does
"The First Lady of Football" write her own articles or are they ghost-written?
Either way could she not have thought of a better verb to describe winning the World Cup:
England manager Harry Redknapp will be my guest after an amazing summer saw us get World Cup glory again.
Also can someone tell me what "good old East End values" are?
all that's
missing is an overdub of Vera Lyn.....reg&ron/jellied eels/leave yer front door open/family values/football’s coming home/kidsforaquid....
flight path of spitfire’s in a ‘w h u’
solly in his purple jacket saluting
and yes they are from her own fair hand...
can't imagine
the bubbles song creating the same hair-standing atmosphere without the compact nature of upton park. crap team but great song.
Alan Sugar
has waded in
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/9393611.stm
Interesting if only because of his past at Spurs and the current involvement of Brady on The Apprentice.
Flying fuck; couldn't give a
My football-going days were in the late '70s and 80s. It was, looking back on it, the heyday of hooliganism but only If you were interested in that sort of thing. And if you weren't it rarely impinged. I was "attacked" once, on the Seven Sisters Road on the way to White Hart Fucking Lane. And i was once hit by a brick at Upton Park; away supporters were made to stay behind after the game to ease congestion: attractive sitting duck for "Hammers" fans who lobbed bricks over the wall into the away pen.
I will be in a state of agitated restlessness until it's determined which of these franchises will get to occupy the Olympic stadium.
Hold On
Boris can still overturn the decision! Having said that it will be nice to see the Spammers in their shiny new stadium whilst toiling in the championship.
So, it's official
Sincere congratulations to West Ham. Good result all round I would say.
In the artist's impression that Brady released....
the missing track has already been commented on but...why are there Champions League ad hoardings and why are there 8 West Ham players attacking with 3 clearly in an offside position?
All very odd.
Also
It looks like David James in goal, which means Bristol City have also reached the Champions League. Which is exciting.
Lino
And the lino - sorry, asst ref - isn't in line with the last defender. He clearly doesn't know what he's doing. They need to get a woman in to do the job properly.
Ahh yes
But it's the future, remember. This is standard positioning for the newly introduced seventh official, who monitors the game via a live feed to her iPod, and can adjudicate on decisions via instant replay.
in 2014
playing in the Champion's league will be determined by revenue potential rather than league position. It will be part of the "honesty" campaign that Fifa will run in 2013, when they will explain that "honestly" they only care about the money.
As a Liverpool fan who is newly relieved that we are not going to be in a relegation dogfight, I can't help thinking that people are writing West Ham off prematurely. One win takes them out of the relegation places, which is hardly being detached from the pack. I think everyone up to and including Fulham in 12th (and maybe Newcastle in 10th) should be a little nervous about relegation. Blackpool fans in particular are beginning to panic - bottom of the form guide below Bolton and WBA. WHU are 14th between Everton and Wolves.
Personally I wanted Spurs to take the stadium, but only because I have links to Gateshead stadium which will now drop down the athletics pecking order.
Well.....
....I (still) think you're all wrong.
The 90% of Spurs' fans who wanted Sugar out in favour of Venables all those years ago were 100% wrong.
And now the 100% of Spurs' fans who don't want to move out of grubby little Tottenham High Street are 100% wrong.
I can only imagine what Levy and Sugar call the Tottenham support when their office door is closed.
Probably the same things I call them.
Sugar's tirade (understandable but misplaced) about the ground being a white elephant within four years just doesn't stack up.
Rugby League will be played there (Yes please, I'll be there).
Rugby Union (ditto).
Athletics will be hosted there (I'll go).
Cricket will be played there (I'll go.....and HOORAH! After the demise of the Ilford and Leyton cricket festivals, Essex CCC return to East London the day after Trevor Bailey dies. How fitting. And I'll be able to walk there!).
Premiership football will be played there.
The West Ham fans worried about poor views will be the first to order their seats anyway and so it will be the floating supporter who will be further away from the pitch.
And, instead of having a facility which isn't used outside football match times (i.e. grounds in treacherous areas like Tottenham and Tower Hamlets; ever been to either other than for a home game?.....me neither, I value my life), West Ham will now be playing next to one of the world's biggest shopping centres, next to a huge railway terminus and in an Olympic Park complex which will presumably be open 24/7.
This is an absolute no brainer.
The bods in the suits are right.
The bods in the hoodies are wrong.
You might well be right
But you're describing a situation that has been tried extensively elsewhere and failed, time after time. Munich? Failed. Turin? Failed. Barcelona? It failed for Espanyol too. Roma and Lazio? Both desperate to move. It's been shown time and time again that football fans hate watching football with running tracks, and that football teams hate playing in those stadiums. Juventus moved to the Stadio delle Alpi where there was a running track, and numbers attending dropped. Then they moved to the Stadio Olimpico (where the running track had been removed and the seating reconfigured) and the numbers rose. Call me crazy, but it doesn't sound like a no-brainer to me.
ranger
There are so many holes in your argument but I haven't got time to go through them all so I'll choose one.
One of the main reasons Spurs fans don't want the Olympic stadium is because they all loved the plans that were shown for redeveloping WHL and the surrounding land. It's not as if they've only had one option for a new stadium in recent years but the OS, understandably, made Levy look at alternatives, particularly after the seismic changes in the finance markets.
It's over mate, let it go
If West Ham make it work good luck to them. If they don't it's not our problem.
Spot on Fraser
Also really looking forward to the pitch being churned up by rugby league and union. Let's have Monster Trucks and American Football too while we're at it.
Apparently these have just been made to be sold in the West Ham Shop.
http://twitpic.com/3yevsq
White City
How come QPR didn't get 60,000 gates when they moved to White City? Because it was an awful stadium for football, with a mid table Third Division team playing football in it.
Good luck West Ham.
White City...
QPR fan speaking -
My Dad saw Rangers there many times during the 2nd experiment. He said it was a horrible experience. Not only did you have the running track, you also had a speedway/greyhound track between the stands and the pitch and not one single change to the stadium infrastructure since it went up in 1908.
In fairness White City gave QPR our highest ever attendance (42,000 in a Cup game v Leeds) and a number of other 40k plus attendances but at the other end of the scale, when we bumped around the lower echelons of Div 3 South, 4 figure attendances for the likes of Aldershot and Bournemouth and Boscombe were common. A real atmosphere killer rattling around a stadium designed to hold 102,000 people.
It was the same at Stamford Bridge before redevelopment. A ground designed for athletics, shoe horning a football team in. Chelsea had to put up with for 90 years, but it never really worked and early redesigns all but bankrupted them - only Abramovitch finally hauling them out of the clutches of the bailifs.
In fairness...
...that second experiment did take place in the winter of 62-63 when the club were reduced to playing three games a week after not having played a game for four months!
I've been inside the Olympic Stadium (unfinished admittedly) and I was amazed how small and compact it appeared compared to the likes of the old Wembley and Stamford Bridge but, hey, we will see won't we if it succeeds or not.
And for all the things about 'holes in my argument' (I still can't see any) I'd rather be in West Ham's position tonight than Tottenham's.
For the record, I wouldn't be seen dead watching a Premiership game anywhere, let alone the Olympic Stadium, even if it's a tenner and a 30 minute walk away, and I've vowed to 'do' four or five Leyton Orient games per season to support a club clearly more deserving than either West Ham or Tottenham.
Damned if we don't
But what choice does the club have? To surrender the tenancy of the OS to another team would consign West Ham to Orient-like oblivion (with apologies to Orient fans). As a business the owners have to take this gamble and they are willing to compromise on facilities for fans in order to do so (as the running track is clearly wrong for a football stadium). Sadly, I'm not convinced by the "build it and they will come" argument to filling a 60,000 capacity stadium. The only way today to (significantly) grow a fan base is to be on TV as often as possible and keep winning things. Neither of which have West Ham ever done nor are likely to be do.
West Ham United...
is an anagram of "The New Stadium".
(Not all my own work, but it's disappeared from my Twitter timeline now so I don't know who figured that out.)
By the way....
The real reason I started this blog was to try to persuade more of the Massive to sponsor my cycle ride from London to Paris at the end of May in aid of the National Autistic Society.
And to see if I could get it into the Top 10 Hot Topics.
If anyone does want to sponsor me, please contact me via this site and I will give you all the justgiving details.
And thanks for the lively debate. I'm still angry as I think the new stadium will be horrific but I will take the anger out on my training run round Epping Forest tomorrow.
two 'r's
Ms Legacy has banged out an email already .
"We simply cannot wait to show you around this impressive and intimate stadium so you can truly experience the awe and excitement that all who visit are compelled to feel.
The club is run by supporters and today is another great day in our proud history. This will be your stadium and an atmospheric home for generations to come."
ah those supporters that as of yet you haven't consulted once, that's a lie Mr Sullivan. And yes she did say intimate.
How much are they
paying for the use of this stadium by the way?
who knows.
good piece here.
"Neither West Ham, Newham, nor the OPLC will say yet what the rent is, how revenue will be shared, or what the profits are expected to be, even though the stadium has been built entirely with public money."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/feb/10/west-ham-olympic-sta...
Brady is an Arsenal fan.....
I think Gold is a proper fan but get the distinct impression the little fella would support whoever he could get the most cash from.
A while back I saw an interview with the ex WHU MD
Scott Duxbury. He gave an interesting insight to the the WH business paln. For around half the games a season , WH could sell well beyond their current capacity. He didn't say how far, but it sounded like up to around 45k.
He also acknowledged that they had made almost no attempt to exploit the brand either internationally - where recognition isn't bad, better than many in the Prem League - or in nearby Canary Wharf. Both were seen as good income streams, the latter particulalry in terms of seat sales.
Although Duxbury is no more, the plan doesn't seem to have changed much, other than SuGo have spotted that they could get hold of a flagship stadium at a cut price, and have some of the means to start generating the extra income.
Edit : found the article
http://www.kumb.com/qa.php?id=17
Relegation would put something of a dent in that, as would the current season ticket holders not renewing because of their dislike of the stadium. So it's a risk for sure. But if it pays off, it could yield a big dividend.
From a personal perspective, I've gone from being an occasional visitor to season ticket holder and then back again. I went for the first time in a year or so last Sunday. The travel there and back was diabolical, the game dull, the result painful, and the atmosphere tepid. I can't see anything about the new stadium that would make the better for me. But then I prefered the old Boleyn Ground when the seats pressed up against the touchline.
I'm happy
My train passes the stadium each day on my way into Liverpool Street. I've seen it grow up from a hole in the ground on a daily basis and I'm really looking forward to the Olympic games. I'd have been gutted if the bulldozers started up as soon as the games were over.
Vested interest declaration as my football support wavers between West Ham & Dagenham but I rarely get to Upton Park. I'm much more likely to attend a game or two per year at the Olympic Stadium.
I'm almost certain to watch cricket there, plus some of the other events suggested, and geographically it will be my local gig venue. (Steve Harris from Iron Maiden was part of West Ham's bid so we will certainly be seeing Eddie and co there)
I'm genuinely pleased. Be happy for me!
good on yer martin. Still
good on yer martin. Still 'still' doing the business at Daggers?
http://www.london2012.com/webcams/olympic-stadium-camera-2.php
Absolutely
A great manager who is really able to manage on a budget. daggers are punching slightly above their weight this year. Staying in league 1 would be unbelievable if it happens, if not, then i'm still astounded that we're in the football league at all. The club is essentially run on bar takings!
Absolutely
A great manager who is really able to manage on a budget. daggers are punching slightly above their weight this year. Staying in league 1 would be unbelievable if it happens, if not, then i'm still astounded that we're in the football league at all. The club is essentially run on bar takings!
[stands nose pressed against the glass...
as other fans discuss new grounds]
Spurs don't have a new ground mate
but we do a lovely computer generated image.
Pompey
Have no shortage of those.
Ms Brady
Being a modern man, I am often reluctant to criticise Ms Brady as it normally gets seen as "you would not think that if she was a man". (this has happened on here many a time)
However, in reality I would be more likely to be vitriolic if she was a man.
This is a woman that peddles a titilation column, on a weekly basis, that focuses more on "nudge nudge" references to the goings on of other senior management at rival football columns.
This is a woman that is happy to be percieved as Alan Sugar's, (a former chairman of one of our biggest rivals), puppet on a reality show.
This is a woman who you would not trust if you asked her for the time.
This is a woman that is the public face of a cynical move to a stadium where few, if any, of us have had ANY say over.
This is a woman that stated, or implied depending on how gullable someone is, that West Ham fans threw bananas at Clyde Best, and that her regime has changed "a hotbed of racism".