(The Lost Art Of) Titular Bracketing
Beany's post about the Springsteen-style parody of "(Meet The) Flintstones" reminded me of what I miss most about old-skool song titles: the brackets.
Phil Spector was very fond of the practice - "The Boy I'm Gonna Marry" would have been just another title, but "(Today I Met) The Boy I'm Gonna Marry" oozes sheer class.
Since "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" is, in objective fact, the best title ever, what was Stevie Wonder thinking? "Superstition" could have had a title as cool as its riff if he'd called it "Superstition (Ain't The Way)".
And wouldn't the world be a poorer place if we didn't have to struggle to remember whether it's "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" but "Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine"?*
Come to think of it, couldn't pretty much every song title you can think of be improved with a bold bit of bracketing?
"(Roll Up For The) Magical Mystery Tour"
"(How Does It Feel Like A) Rolling Stone"
"(Say Goodbye To) Madame George"
"Layla You Got Me (On My Knees)"
"(I Want To See The) Bright Lights Tonight"
"(Baby We Were) Born To Run"
"We're So Pretty (Oh So Pretty) Vacant"
"(Like A Virgin Kissed For) The Very First Time"
"(Parp Parp) Tainted Love"
Any other missed opportunities for inclusion in the parenthetical pantheon?
[* Yes, it would. And yes it is.]
- More from Archie Valparaiso.
- Login or register to post comments








(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Love to Love You (Baby)
The double ended paranthesetic enigma.
Woops, nearly typed enema.
That's the way(aha aha)(I like it)
This is particularly good in disco.
P.S. I believe it was (I want to see the) Bright Lights Tonight (Archie)
Archie bracketed to avoid confusion from Archie being included within the lyric, which would alter a good deal of the songs thrust.
I like
The Light At The End of the Tunnel (Was The Light Of An Oncoming Train)
How about...
Umbrella (Ella, Ella, A, A, A)
Indeed. Or Cher's. . .
"(Do You) Believe (In Love After Love [After Love (After Love)])".
I quite like...
(We Could Be) "Heroes" (Just For One Day)
Relax (Don't Do It)
She Loves You (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
London Calling (Battle Come Down)
(Wish I Could Be Like) David Watts (Oi!)
See?
Clear improvements in all cases.
Steve Harley and, indeed, Cockney Rebel
Make Me Smile (Come up and see me)
Kate Bush
"(Wuthering Wuthering) Wuthering Heights"
how about
(N-n-n-n-n-n-n) Nineteen by Paul Hardcastle?
How's about...
I Love Rock n' Roll (Put Another Dime In The Jukebox Baby)
Tempted (By The Fruit Of Another)
Monster Mash (It Was A Graveyard Smash)
(Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh) Stayin' Alive
(I Think I'm) Turning Japanese (I Really Think So)
Roxanne (You Don't Have To Put On The Red Light)
I think you may be right
Wild Thing (I think I love You)
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Is All I Want To Say To You)
(Teletubbies) Say Eh-Oh
(Love's Got The) World In Motion
I Will Always Love You(oooo-uuuu-oooo-uuuu-oooo-uuuu-oooo-ah)
Firestarter (Twisted Firestarter)
(Oh-Ah) Just A Little Bit
(And I Said What About) Breakfast at Tiffany's
Brimful of Asha (On the 45)
Shouldn't it be...
(And iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiii) Will Always Love (yooooooooooooooou)?
Reverend Horton Heat - Living On The Edge (Of Houston)
In Sex With Your Parents (Motherf******) Part II, Lou Reed racks his brains for something more vile than the Republican Senator, Bob Dole. He subsequently accuses the Republican party of engaging in incest en-masse "without even using a condom". I've never heard Part I of the song and am not certain that it even exists. Maybe it was a limited edition single.
I read an interview with R.E.M. where one of the band mentioned that, in Greece, people often refer to Losing My Religion as 'Oh Life'.
Henceforth I think that the song should be known as Losing My Religion (Oh Life) or vise versa - put the 'Losing My Religion' part in the brackets and make 'Oh Life' the title.
Plus. . .
"Everybody Hurts (Sometimes)" and "(Shiny Happy People) Holding Hands" - both vast improvements.
The mighty Zager & Evans
gave us In the year 2525 (exordium and terminus)
Voodoo Chile (slight return)
I suppose the bracketed bit was sotto voce.
Devo
Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin') - is real.
Psychokiller (Quest Que C'Est Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa) - clearly not.
Slightly more dubiously
The Pipettes - I Like A Boy In Uniform (School Uniform)
Oooh -
Girls Aloud - (I Don't Need No) Good Advice
Deacon Blue - Song for Maria (Real Gone Kid)
The Beatles - Hey Jude (Na, na, na, nanananaaaaa...)
Carl Perkins - (Don't Step on My) Blue Suede Shoes
Jerry Lee Lewis - (Goodness Gracious) Great Balls of Fire!
Katie Melua - (Christthisreallyismoneyforoldropedoesmynanstillbuythis?) 10 million bicycles
You know what Archie, you're on to something!
The little blighters are everywhere
I had a quick skim through my iTunes library and was surprised to see brackets for '(Don't Fear) The Reaper' and '(White Man) In Hammersmith Palais'. I would have swore blind there were no brackets in either of these.
They Creep Up (On You When You Least Expect It)
I was also surprised to see that it's actually "(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes" and "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)".
Fun!
Part 1: adding brackets to existing long titles:
Stop Me (If You Think You've Heard This One Before)
(I Bet That You Look Good On The) Dance Floor
(Never Gonna) Give You Up
I Do (I Do I Do I Do I Do)
Part 2, using brackets to extend existing titles:
(They Tried To Make Me Go To) Rehab (But I Said No No No)
(Who Gives A Fuck About An) Oxford Comma?
Respect (Find Out What It Means To Me)
Take On Me (Take Me On)
(Ba Ba Ba Ba) Barbara Ann
Help! (I Need Somebody)
Where It's At (I Got Two Turntables And A Microphone)
Denis (Denis)
Denis
On my 7" vinyl Chrysalis copy bought back in the day is actually titled Denis (Denee)!
No accent on either of the e's either!
Ah, (the bracket as) an aid to pronunciation
Hence "Denis (Denee)" to prevent people wondering what that "Dennis" record is... respect is also due to Blondie for "(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence Dear"
Another real one, the title of The Human League's "Love Action (I Believe In Love)" is a tribute to Lou Reed ("The Old Man" referred to in the middle eight) who also has a song called "I Believe In Love."
Can we also have a big hand for BowWowWow's trifecta:
(I'm A) TV Savage
See Jungle! (Jungle Boy)
What's The Time? (Hey Buddy)
And some made-up ones:
(The Ballad Of) John & Yoko
(Sorted For) E's & Wizz
(Crazy Little) Thing Called Love or Crazy Little Thing (Called Love)
This really works, but why?
More Part 2s
"(She's Buying A) Stairway to Heaven"
"Smoke On The Water (Fire In The Sky)"
"All You Need Is Love (Love Is All You Need)"
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (Do Ya Want My Body)"
"(Face To Face With) The Man Who Sold The World"
. . . and my favourite:
"(Poppa Rumbo Rumbo Hey) Poppa Joe (Coconut)"
Genius.
Consider cap well and truly doffed.
Top notch bracket work
My favourite bracket song is “(Loneliness Has Made Me Realise) It’s You That I Need” by The Temptations. An unusual one - unique perhaps? - in that the phrase in brackets doesn’t actually appear in the song itself. Now that is top quality bracket work.
There's a parlour game in this...
Your starter for 10: (Everybody's got a) ****** ***** (Woah oh oh)
Hey Now, Hey Now
A person from Capitol Records told me that if they'd thought of adding (The 'Hey Now' Song) to the label of Crowded House's 'Don't Dream It's Over', it would have made all the difference between it being #2 in the US, and getting to #1. (That was what people were asking for in the record shops.)
What kept it from #1? Cutting Crew's '(I Just) Died in Your Arms'.
See? That (I Just) did it for them.
I couldn't hum it if my life depended on it, though.
Led Zeppelin
Hats Off To (Roy) Harper - and none of these words are in the song.
Chocolate Watch Band - Are You Gonna Be There (At The Love-in). I do enjoy a good love-in.
Stranglers, Jimmy Saville
My favourite bracketed title was always The Stranglers':
(Just Get A) Grip (On Yourself)
I suspect a lot of these arise from bands' tendencies to abbreviate titles for ease of discussion... they'd have got in the way of calling this one "Grip", and when someone compiled the track list, they felt they could only add the rest in brackets.
Jimmy Saville, on his weekend radio show, used to insist on you getting the brackets right when you named the song he was playing. If you didn't, he would claim to have "stolen 2 million points from all you guys and gals out there, ergh ergh ergh". Always of a pragmatic nature, I've never really understood what difference it made how many points he gave or took away.
A Pedant writes...
At least two million points docked for the rogue 'Just' that slipped into the title there!
Ergh, ergh ergh!
You crafty listener!
Now then
Now then.
Parade Rain
Not to rain on anyone parade, but I'm not a fan of brackets in song titles. A lot of the time it looks like they showing up their own indecision. The odd one is ok, but you don't want an album full of them. Come to think of it, has there been any albums with all titles bracketed?
Or indeed...
...have there been any titles completely bracketed?
Does this count?
() by Sigur Ros.
(Nice Dream)
(By Radiohead)
(The Bends)
Nevermind
POsted, then realised I misunderstood thread. This will not happen again. As this a serious site, and has serious threads.
Motorhead
I read today that there is an interesting bracket-title on the new Motorhead album. Anyone know what it is?