(The Lost Art Of) Titular Bracketing

PhotobucketBeany's post about the Springsteen-style parody of "(Meet The) Flintstones" reminded me of what I miss most about old-skool song titles: the brackets.

Phil Spector was very fond of the practice - "The Boy I'm Gonna Marry" would have been just another title, but "(Today I Met) The Boy I'm Gonna Marry" oozes sheer class.

Since "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" is, in objective fact, the best title ever, what was Stevie Wonder thinking? "Superstition" could have had a title as cool as its riff if he'd called it "Superstition (Ain't The Way)".

And wouldn't the world be a poorer place if we didn't have to struggle to remember whether it's "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" but "Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine"?*

Come to think of it, couldn't pretty much every song title you can think of be improved with a bold bit of bracketing?

"(Roll Up For The) Magical Mystery Tour"
"(How Does It Feel Like A) Rolling Stone"
"(Say Goodbye To) Madame George"
"Layla You Got Me (On My Knees)"
"(I Want To See The) Bright Lights Tonight"
"(Baby We Were) Born To Run"
"We're So Pretty (Oh So Pretty) Vacant"
"(Like A Virgin Kissed For) The Very First Time"
"(Parp Parp) Tainted Love"

Any other missed opportunities for inclusion in the parenthetical pantheon?

[* Yes, it would. And yes it is.]

(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Love to Love You (Baby)

The double ended paranthesetic enigma.
Woops, nearly typed enema.
That's the way(aha aha)(I like it)
This is particularly good in disco.
P.S. I believe it was (I want to see the) Bright Lights Tonight (Archie)
Archie bracketed to avoid confusion from Archie being included within the lyric, which would alter a good deal of the songs thrust.

Retropath2 | 28 July 2008 - 10:49am

I like

The Light At The End of the Tunnel (Was The Light Of An Oncoming Train)

Chimney Singing Crow | 28 July 2008 - 10:50am

How about...

Umbrella (Ella, Ella, A, A, A)

Andy Lynes | 28 July 2008 - 10:56am

Indeed. Or Cher's. . .

"(Do You) Believe (In Love After Love [After Love (After Love)])".

Archie Valparaiso | 28 July 2008 - 10:59am

I quite like...

(We Could Be) "Heroes" (Just For One Day)
Relax (Don't Do It)
She Loves You (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
London Calling (Battle Come Down)
(Wish I Could Be Like) David Watts (Oi!)

Paul Waring | 28 July 2008 - 11:05am

See?

Clear improvements in all cases.

Archie Valparaiso | 28 July 2008 - 11:18am

Steve Harley and, indeed, Cockney Rebel

Make Me Smile (Come up and see me)

matthew | 28 July 2008 - 11:13am

Kate Bush

"(Wuthering Wuthering) Wuthering Heights"

Archie Valparaiso | 28 July 2008 - 11:20am

how about

(N-n-n-n-n-n-n) Nineteen by Paul Hardcastle?

ivan | 28 July 2008 - 11:24am

How's about...

I Love Rock n' Roll (Put Another Dime In The Jukebox Baby)

Tempted (By The Fruit Of Another)

Monster Mash (It Was A Graveyard Smash)

(Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh) Stayin' Alive

(I Think I'm) Turning Japanese (I Really Think So)

Roxanne (You Don't Have To Put On The Red Light)

Patrick Crowther | 28 July 2008 - 11:24am

I think you may be right

Wild Thing (I think I love You)
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Is All I Want To Say To You)
(Teletubbies) Say Eh-Oh
(Love's Got The) World In Motion
I Will Always Love You(oooo-uuuu-oooo-uuuu-oooo-uuuu-oooo-ah)
Firestarter (Twisted Firestarter)
(Oh-Ah) Just A Little Bit
(And I Said What About) Breakfast at Tiffany's
Brimful of Asha (On the 45)

Fraser M | 28 July 2008 - 11:33am

Shouldn't it be...

(And iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiii) Will Always Love (yooooooooooooooou)?

Patrick Crowther | 29 July 2008 - 9:14am

Reverend Horton Heat - Living On The Edge (Of Houston)

In Sex With Your Parents (Motherf******) Part II, Lou Reed racks his brains for something more vile than the Republican Senator, Bob Dole. He subsequently accuses the Republican party of engaging in incest en-masse "without even using a condom". I've never heard Part I of the song and am not certain that it even exists. Maybe it was a limited edition single.

I read an interview with R.E.M. where one of the band mentioned that, in Greece, people often refer to Losing My Religion as 'Oh Life'.

Henceforth I think that the song should be known as Losing My Religion (Oh Life) or vise versa - put the 'Losing My Religion' part in the brackets and make 'Oh Life' the title.

backwards7 | 28 July 2008 - 11:34am

Plus. . .

"Everybody Hurts (Sometimes)" and "(Shiny Happy People) Holding Hands" - both vast improvements.

Archie Valparaiso | 28 July 2008 - 11:42am

The mighty Zager & Evans

gave us In the year 2525 (exordium and terminus)

Carl Parker | 28 July 2008 - 11:50am

Voodoo Chile (slight return)

I suppose the bracketed bit was sotto voce.

Retropath2 | 28 July 2008 - 11:58am

Devo

Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin') - is real.
Psychokiller (Quest Que C'Est Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa) - clearly not.

Sven | 28 July 2008 - 12:23pm

Slightly more dubiously

The Pipettes - I Like A Boy In Uniform (School Uniform)

itf | 28 July 2008 - 12:26pm

Oooh -

Girls Aloud - (I Don't Need No) Good Advice

Deacon Blue - Song for Maria (Real Gone Kid)

The Beatles - Hey Jude (Na, na, na, nanananaaaaa...)

Carl Perkins - (Don't Step on My) Blue Suede Shoes

Jerry Lee Lewis - (Goodness Gracious) Great Balls of Fire!

Katie Melua - (Christthisreallyismoneyforoldropedoesmynanstillbuythis?) 10 million bicycles

You know what Archie, you're on to something!

John Waite | 29 July 2008 - 8:17am

The little blighters are everywhere

I had a quick skim through my iTunes library and was surprised to see brackets for '(Don't Fear) The Reaper' and '(White Man) In Hammersmith Palais'. I would have swore blind there were no brackets in either of these.

Handsome.P.Wonderful | 28 July 2008 - 5:11pm

They Creep Up (On You When You Least Expect It)

I was also surprised to see that it's actually "(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes" and "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)".

Archie Valparaiso | 28 July 2008 - 5:19pm

Fun!

Part 1: adding brackets to existing long titles:

Stop Me (If You Think You've Heard This One Before)
(I Bet That You Look Good On The) Dance Floor
(Never Gonna) Give You Up
I Do (I Do I Do I Do I Do)

Part 2, using brackets to extend existing titles:

(They Tried To Make Me Go To) Rehab (But I Said No No No)
(Who Gives A Fuck About An) Oxford Comma?
Respect (Find Out What It Means To Me)
Take On Me (Take Me On)
(Ba Ba Ba Ba) Barbara Ann
Help! (I Need Somebody)
Where It's At (I Got Two Turntables And A Microphone)
Denis (Denis)

Cadabra | 28 July 2008 - 5:34pm

Denis

On my 7" vinyl Chrysalis copy bought back in the day is actually titled Denis (Denee)!

No accent on either of the e's either!

Paul Waring | 28 July 2008 - 6:07pm

Ah, (the bracket as) an aid to pronunciation

Hence "Denis (Denee)" to prevent people wondering what that "Dennis" record is... respect is also due to Blondie for "(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence Dear"

Another real one, the title of The Human League's "Love Action (I Believe In Love)" is a tribute to Lou Reed ("The Old Man" referred to in the middle eight) who also has a song called "I Believe In Love."

Can we also have a big hand for BowWowWow's trifecta:
(I'm A) TV Savage
See Jungle! (Jungle Boy)
What's The Time? (Hey Buddy)

And some made-up ones:
(The Ballad Of) John & Yoko
(Sorted For) E's & Wizz
(Crazy Little) Thing Called Love or Crazy Little Thing (Called Love)

This really works, but why?

Metal Mickey | 29 July 2008 - 2:32pm

More Part 2s

"(She's Buying A) Stairway to Heaven"
"Smoke On The Water (Fire In The Sky)"
"All You Need Is Love (Love Is All You Need)"
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (Do Ya Want My Body)"
"(Face To Face With) The Man Who Sold The World"

. . . and my favourite:

"(Poppa Rumbo Rumbo Hey) Poppa Joe (Coconut)"

Archie Valparaiso | 28 July 2008 - 6:14pm

Genius.

Consider cap well and truly doffed.

Paul Waring | 28 July 2008 - 6:20pm

Top notch bracket work

My favourite bracket song is “(Loneliness Has Made Me Realise) It’s You That I Need” by The Temptations. An unusual one - unique perhaps? - in that the phrase in brackets doesn’t actually appear in the song itself. Now that is top quality bracket work.

Richard Lowe | 28 July 2008 - 11:28pm

There's a parlour game in this...

Your starter for 10: (Everybody's got a) ****** ***** (Woah oh oh)

Stan Halen | 29 July 2008 - 1:48am

Hey Now, Hey Now

A person from Capitol Records told me that if they'd thought of adding (The 'Hey Now' Song) to the label of Crowded House's 'Don't Dream It's Over', it would have made all the difference between it being #2 in the US, and getting to #1. (That was what people were asking for in the record shops.)
What kept it from #1? Cutting Crew's '(I Just) Died in Your Arms'.
See? That (I Just) did it for them.
I couldn't hum it if my life depended on it, though.

chrisbk | 29 July 2008 - 4:13am

Led Zeppelin

Hats Off To (Roy) Harper - and none of these words are in the song.

Chocolate Watch Band - Are You Gonna Be There (At The Love-in). I do enjoy a good love-in.

Sven | 29 July 2008 - 6:34am

Stranglers, Jimmy Saville

My favourite bracketed title was always The Stranglers':
(Just Get A) Grip (On Yourself)
I suspect a lot of these arise from bands' tendencies to abbreviate titles for ease of discussion... they'd have got in the way of calling this one "Grip", and when someone compiled the track list, they felt they could only add the rest in brackets.

Jimmy Saville, on his weekend radio show, used to insist on you getting the brackets right when you named the song he was playing. If you didn't, he would claim to have "stolen 2 million points from all you guys and gals out there, ergh ergh ergh". Always of a pragmatic nature, I've never really understood what difference it made how many points he gave or took away.

Lucky Tiler | 29 July 2008 - 3:52pm

A Pedant writes...

At least two million points docked for the rogue 'Just' that slipped into the title there!

Paul Waring | 29 July 2008 - 4:24pm

Ergh, ergh ergh!

You crafty listener!

Lucky Tiler | 30 July 2008 - 5:42pm

Now then

Now then.

Archie Valparaiso | 30 July 2008 - 6:21pm

Parade Rain

Not to rain on anyone parade, but I'm not a fan of brackets in song titles. A lot of the time it looks like they showing up their own indecision. The odd one is ok, but you don't want an album full of them. Come to think of it, has there been any albums with all titles bracketed?

kidpresentable | 30 July 2008 - 3:39pm

Or indeed...

...have there been any titles completely bracketed?

Lucky Tiler | 30 July 2008 - 5:41pm

Does this count?

() by Sigur Ros.

Paul Waring | 30 July 2008 - 7:11pm

(Nice Dream)

(By Radiohead)

(The Bends)

Cadabra | 30 July 2008 - 9:43pm

Nevermind

POsted, then realised I misunderstood thread. This will not happen again. As this a serious site, and has serious threads.

TheYoungOne | 31 July 2008 - 5:42pm

Motorhead

I read today that there is an interesting bracket-title on the new Motorhead album. Anyone know what it is?

kidpresentable | 1 August 2008 - 5:47pm