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The golden Stella... any idea why it gives you such a hangover?

BernkastelCues's picture

A genuine question for all you brewmeisters out there.

It's only about 5% ABV, but boy does it freak me out next day. ompletely discombobulated. And not only me, juding by it's "wife beater" repututation.

I can usually sup alchohol in the 4.5 - 5.5% ABV range with relative impunity, but Stella always has it's wicked revenge. Even 3 pints of convivial quaffing mean pain and sorrow for this young man in the morn.

Do the Belgians put small doses of speed or crack in every barrel? Genuinely want to know

I've now decided it's in my past, as I can no longer stand the after effects. From now on it's British beer for me. Cheers!!!

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It was rumored that the

It was rumored that the Stella brewed in the UK had chemical additives wot other beers don't.

Leading to accelerated drunkenness, chemical rage, and the godfather of all hangovers.

I don't know how true that is, but wthat was the rumor I got 10 years ago when still in the UK

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sitheref2409 | 7 July 2011 - 1:24pm

There is something about the Stella.

It does have a bite.
When I used to drink it I felt I was heading for trouble.
I no longer live in the UK but I remember when ordering a pint of Stella (and it was always a pint, no halves with Stella mate) there would be a few "you're brave" or "going for the Stella tonight are we?".
Odd really.

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Blue Sky | 7 July 2011 - 1:44pm

Additives

It used to be rumoured that some unscrupulous brewers would include additives in their beer with the express purppose of inducing a hangover. The theory was that the younger drinker would wake up feeling dreadful, conclude that they must have got really drunk the previous night, further conculde that this meant they must have had a good time and repeat the cycle.

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Gatz | 7 July 2011 - 1:56pm

I love a good conspiracy

If it is true, the offending chemical is far more likely to be a fermentation byproduct than a shadowy conspiracy involving gray aliens, InBev and the Rothschilds.

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Brookster | 7 July 2011 - 2:04pm

First thing I ever got drunk on

Aged 14. Consequently, a gulp of it reminds me of being sick on the front doorstep and the bollocking that followed the next morning.

That's why a gulp of it is all I'll ever have.

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JamesB | 7 July 2011 - 2:09pm

Stella and 1664 oth give me an awful headache

especially when combined with Chinese or Indian food. I assume its to do with MSG in the food. *

*I am not a food nutritionist

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davebigpicture | 7 July 2011 - 2:14pm

Why on earth

do they put the Michael Schenker Group in it?

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fatmanjez | 9 July 2011 - 5:33pm

I heard that

Stella in Belgium is a very low grade lager and has just been cleverly marketed to Brits as something a bit classier and we fell for it.
True?

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jimmyshoes01 | 7 July 2011 - 2:42pm

Stella was able to achieve a premium position in the UK

but for a while, so did Bud, and both are very much "the people's drink" in their respective homelands - not so much low grade, but not expensive and widely consumed. The same is true of Corona. Brewers have been quite adept at taking anything foreign and using that as a reason for premium pricing. It works in reverse - I was once in a club in LA where Harp lager was twice the price of other brews.

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fortuneight | 7 July 2011 - 2:53pm

haha

That's hilarious. A pint of Harpic being treated as exotica. Bless.

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Bob | 7 July 2011 - 2:57pm

Stella

an old colleague of mine, who came from Belgium, always asked us why people here drank Stella. According to him it was the Belgian equivalent of Super Tennants,the chosen beverage of Belgian Tramps and alkies.

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SimonL | 7 July 2011 - 3:27pm

In the south of Ireland Harp is widely regarded as

only one level up from piss so it came as quite a surprise - when I was at a festival where only Guinness and Harp were available - to discover that it's actually not bad at all. Something similar happened a few years later when English friends of mine were enthusing about a drink called Breo which over here had to be marketed as a slug killer as publicans couldn't give it away (It is no longer available).

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STD | 7 July 2011 - 3:52pm

Absolutely right

I wrote the ads for Bud in Ireland for a while, and there was a time when there was simply nothing cooler to be seen with than a bottle of Bud on the southside of Dublin. Same thing is happening right now in Australia with bottles of Corona, as you say - bypass all the really good microbrewed local stuff for beer that's so reinforced with chemicals that it can survive in a clear bottle. Strewth.

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Dadwardo | 7 July 2011 - 10:40pm

The biggest fall from grace

must be Rolling Rock, which was a dead trendy drink when I was a student (early 90s).

It is now, frankly, trampjuice and only consumed by winos.

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Brookster | 8 July 2011 - 10:29am

God yes....

Completely forgotten about Rolling Rock. Hangovers weren't too bad but it resulted in ALL my "fell asleep on the train/night bus" journies and ended up at Wigan North Western/Norwich/Heathrow and Brighton along with a number of illicit fumbles with people I really shouldn't have between 1994 and 1998.

Do places still sell RR? Haven't see it for years. Getting a bit of a rush right now thinking about it. Want one. NOW!!!!!!

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Six Dog | 8 July 2011 - 11:09am

Hold on …

I might be thinking of Diamond White.

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Brookster | 8 July 2011 - 11:56am

I recall this

RR was dead trendy in NY in the early 1990s when I first drank it. Lovely and really nice graphics too.. Then it came over here as imported beer - still lovely. Then they started brewing it over here on an industrial scale - very few national UK beers are acceptable as bog wash - and that sadly was that. Surfed the zeitgeist and hit the outfall

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FakeGeordie | 8 July 2011 - 12:12pm

God, Stella's nasty.

I used to drink it quite a bit, but I won't touch the stuff now. I think I have a pavlovian response to the taste now: I get a hangover after about half a pint of it. Evil, evil, evil.

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Bob | 7 July 2011 - 2:45pm

Don't know

All lagers give me a hangover, even half a pint. I suspect this is probably some sort of allergy or sensitivity? I have quite a low tolerance for alcohol as a result, because I've never been able to become a seasoned drinker. If that makes sense?

Regarding MSG, as mentioned above (*not* The Michael Schenker Group!), that has been known to give some people hangover-like symptoms, or so I believe. I don't know if there is any actual medical evidence out there though.

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Devadip Cliff R... | 7 July 2011 - 2:48pm

Sorry to be so contrary

but I happen to quite like Stella. It's never given me a particularly nasty hangover. In fact I reckon it's my second favourite beer after Hoegaarden. Asahi's good too.

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eddie g | 7 July 2011 - 2:51pm

I certainly *did* like it...

...but it just kills me.

Asahi is a really nice beer. I like Sagres, too, and San Miguel. If any of those are available, I'm happy. I only do the real ale thing in winter.

EDIT: can't believe I left Nastro Azzurro off the list. My favourite beer - hell, my favourite drink - on the face of the earth.

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Bob | 7 July 2011 - 3:37pm

Totally have an up for Peroni

Got it on draft in my local about 6 months ago. £4.25 a pint. Bloody ridiculous but I like it so much I still buy it.

What a mug.

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VincePacket | 7 July 2011 - 8:14pm

Peroni

It's a beer I really like, but it's one that I've found can give a hell of a hangover after fairly limited consumption - 3 or 4 bottles.

I don't have any problem with imported Stella. I don't like the fizzy UK brew.

I also fear I've led a sheltered life, because until now I've been unaware of it's status as a "wife-beater" beer. If that's the case, might the correlation be more related to its popularity rather than any innate (if that's the correct word for a brewed product) nastiness?

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Carl Parker | 9 July 2011 - 1:19pm

San Miguel

Oddly enough, it's a bit of an also-ran beer in Spain, but as it's brewed in Malaga, it's what the bars on the Costa del Sol stock and so what British tourists in Torremolinos and Fuengirola learned to drink while flashing their tits and leaping from balcony to balcony. As a result, it's probably as easy to find San Miguel in Solihull as it is in Seville (Cruzcampo country) or Granada (Alhambra country). It's not that San Miguel isn't "authentic" - it is - but a preference for it is a decidedly regional thing. (I think much the same may apply to Sagres on the Algarve too.)

A rough equivalent would be to imagine that the only British beer readily available in Spanish supermarkets was McEwan's, because lots of Spanish people had encountered it when they went to the Edinburgh festival, assuming that it was the ultimate UK brew.

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Archie Valparaiso | 8 July 2011 - 10:30am

San Miguel

The Philippines most famous export.

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Charlie Gordon | 8 July 2011 - 11:27am

The Philippines most famous export.

IIRC, venereal disease runs it a close second.

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jackthebiscuit | 9 July 2011 - 10:47am

It's to do

with the brewing process, I think. When I lived in Germany, I got outside a lot of different beers in major quantities, and I did get hangovers, but not to the same killer degree as beers brewed outside Germany.(Grolsch was the worst) This was apparently due to the German Brewing Law that dated back to Luther or beyond, and decreed that hops, malt, barley and water was all that could go in to beer, or, as one German brewer, commenting on how much his countrymen enjoyed their tipple, said 'It's part of our diet. This isn't just drink, it's liquid bread'

As far as I know, the only 'foreign' beer allowed to be on general sale in Germany was/is Guinness, because it too had/has no additives.

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policybloke1 | 7 July 2011 - 3:45pm

I've had hangovers from German beer

I'm not sure what the law is on foreign beer. I've occasionally seen them, but the Germans have more sense than to drink that kind of pish.

The great thing about Germany is the number of regional breweries. At least in Bavaria, I've only really noticed three nationally marketed brands: Becks, Bitburger and Warsteiner.

The British shop in Munich sells cans of John Smiths for, wait for it … 2,19€ a can. At the same time you can get marvellous beers like Franziskaner Weißbier for about 85¢ a bottle.

Go figure.

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Brookster | 7 July 2011 - 3:53pm

Oooh, Bavaria!

Paulaner and Loewenbrau, super.

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policybloke1 | 7 July 2011 - 4:09pm

To be honest

Löwenbräu is probably my least-favourite beer over here.

Paulaner Weißbier is a bit bland, once you've got a taste for weißbier (although not as bland as Erdinger). Although some of the other Paulaner beers are good.

If weißbier's your thing, I'd recommend Franziskaner, Schneider Weisse, König Ludwig or Augustiner.

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Brookster | 7 July 2011 - 4:14pm

I think I'm being persuaded in my memory

by the one and only trip I ever made to the Oktoberfest, when I hoovered up vast quantities of the Paulaner and the Lion. I lived oop North between Hanover and Hamburg, so, if I remember, we were on Wolters, Paderborner, Becks (of course), Dortmunder usw. The only beer I remember as being pish was Astra, a nasty brew from Hamburg itself

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policybloke1 | 7 July 2011 - 4:34pm

The Oktoberfest

has too many distractions to make it a useful exercise in beer appreciation.

Mainly in terms of cleavage.

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Brookster | 8 July 2011 - 10:20am

Interesting, thanks.

I'm always on the lookout for decent wheat beers, especially during the summer here in the UK. Erdinger is sold a lot through Weatherspoon pubs and a few sell Paulaner brews, but at near £5 a pop.

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Francis Barry-Walsh | 7 July 2011 - 6:05pm

Oddly enough

I was in Bolton the other week and was in Morrisons with me mum.

And what were they selling? Bottles of Schneider Weisse. Not cheap, but good effort.

I think I've seen Franziskaner in Sainsbury's.

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Brookster | 7 July 2011 - 6:19pm

Further to the above

You can't beat any Czech beers, especially Pilsner Urquell

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policybloke1 | 7 July 2011 - 3:46pm

Quality not quantity

Very difficult to drink any lager once you've spent a good amount of time getting used to lovely German/Czech pilsners. There are strict rules for brewers, certainly in Germany, possibly in the rest of that brewing region too, about only having the core three ingredients in the mix. If you add sugar, you can't call it beer. My guess is the fewer the additives, the better (less awful) the hangover. And these things are also 5%ers.

I spend more per bottle on beer now but I have nothing like the hangovers I used to have when drinking Girlsberg, Cooking Lager or the dreaded wifebeater.

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murrance | 7 July 2011 - 3:58pm

Please Sir!

What's the difference between lager and pilsner, Sir?

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fatmanjez | 9 July 2011 - 5:38pm

The

malt is different. Pilsner malt is a bit more expensive than lager malt, I'm not sure if it is made from different barley or malted differently but pislner costs more.

A lager is brewed at a lower temprature than an ale with a bottom fermenting yeast as opposed to a top fermenting yeast. A beer like hoegaarden contains wheat malt and lager malt but is brewed with a top fermenting yeast so is therefore an ale and not a lager.

Lagering is the process of storing the beer at a cool temparature for several weeks or more.

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Jim M | 12 July 2011 - 2:16pm

I've no idea

Germans don't understand the terminology 'lager'.

In Bavaria, you've got Helles (light-coloured), Dunkles (dark-coloured) and Bockbier (strong and dark). Then you've got stuff like Pilsner.

I'm not a fan of pilsner myself — too dry for me and too much aftertaste. Helles, however, is great.

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Brookster | 9 July 2011 - 5:59pm

Odd if germans don't

"understand the terminology 'lager'." as Lager derives from the German for to store/storage and refers to the storing of the beers (originaly in cool caves) once they've been brewed to improve the flavour and clarity. Which is why Stella is eveb more dubious as they've reduced the length of the it's lagering down to a few days at best.
Pilsner is style of lager beer first brewed in Pilsen which led to light blonde beers we call lagers in UK.

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Chris G | 9 July 2011 - 8:01pm

I'd be surprised if

any brewers do that.

I think the only things common to lagers is that they're pale in colour, brewed with bottom-fermenting yeasts and are served cold.

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Brookster | 9 July 2011 - 8:26pm

well be surprised

because even massed produced lagers are .

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Chris G | 9 July 2011 - 11:28pm

Old BBC article

Not sure if things have changed since it was published, but it gives a run down of the popular additives...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4942262.stm

Also, a number of Scotch whiskies have E150A (caramel colouring) otherwise they'd look a bit weedy. Given so much is made of the barley/highlands/purity etc in Scotch advertising, this is a bit of a grouse of mine...

Edit: also that a number of distillers use cheaper, imported barley from Poland/Ukraine these days rather than Scottish barley...

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Glenbervie | 7 July 2011 - 4:33pm

My local pub does a brew called.....

.....Elizabethan at...erm...22%.
I bet that gives you a hangover.
They only do it in half pints and I've never seen anyone have one.
Cost?
99p.
Never tried it, not likely to neither!

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ranger | 7 July 2011 - 4:28pm

Oi!

Did you spill my pint?

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STD | 7 July 2011 - 7:08pm

An American woman...

... told me the other day that the reason people get horrendous hangovers is because of caffeine withdrawal (i.e. they've not had as much coffee as they would drink usually) and is nothing to do with the alcohol. I've no idea if this is true but she sounded convincing. I fully concur with Brookster's Weissbier recommendations.

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Formbyman | 7 July 2011 - 4:31pm

Might be true

I spent a few days at my mother's recently, and halfway through the second day I felt horrendous. I though I was getting ill, then realised my mum had been serving me decaf coffee. A couple of cups of proper coffee later I was sorted.

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Spartacus Mills | 7 July 2011 - 4:54pm

Could be true

I've always been a caffeine monster, and get hangovers easily (see above). Hangovers and caffeine headaches are certainly very similar.

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Devadip Cliff R... | 7 July 2011 - 6:51pm

Absolute tosh

I don't drink coffee (or anything containing caffeine) and still get stotting hangovers from time to time.
Especially after about 12 pints the night before.

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heshofcheese | 7 July 2011 - 11:05pm

My uncle told me a hangover

My uncle told me a hangover is the body's withdrawal from the endorphins shooting about the night before.

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JamesB | 7 July 2011 - 11:19pm

I would argue

that a hangover is a combination of several things, including dehydration and the poisonous effects of by-products like methanol and acetaldehyde. (I wouldn't include any of the above.)

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Brookster | 8 July 2011 - 10:27am

I haven't drunk it for years

as it puts me in a foul temper. I guess I'm not the only one given its nicknames of 'wife beater' and 'act a twat'

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BryanD | 7 July 2011 - 4:32pm

OT slightly

Tell you what, I had a night on the alcohol free beer the other week - it gave me the worst hangover I've had for ages. Without even passing through the upside of being a bit squiffy.

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Twangothan | 7 July 2011 - 4:40pm

I'm with you,Twangothan

I'm a Non-driker and regularly partake in the Alcohol free beer. The Becks one is fabulous but when i get on the regular stuff (Free Damn,San Miquel,Moritz) i feel like crap the next morning.Not as bad as a Holsten Pils hangover but it's a hangover nonetheless.Must be something to do with chemicals methinks.
Here's a list i found of the ten best beers from the old country.
Can never go wrong with number 9 or Staropramen (In Czech republic) ,not the exported stuff.
1. Pivovarský dvůr Chýně
2. domácí pivovar Berounský medvěd
3. Moritz, Olomouc
4. Vendelin, Liberec
5. Pernstejn, Pardubice
6. Pivovar nova Paka
7. Medlesice
8. Pivovarsky Dvur Lipan
9. Pilsner Urquell, Plzen
10. Dalesice

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Sour Crout | 7 July 2011 - 8:09pm

Great list

May I ask, is the Becks you drink made in Germany or brewed under licence elsewhere? That seems to be the key, for me.

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Dadwardo | 7 July 2011 - 10:43pm

Does not much for me

No distinctively bad effects from Stella, apart from the obvious. Unlike Becks, which can bring me out in a brutal rash, or Red Stripe, which makes me wonder if my blood has been replaced by some fiendish, sluggish liquid.

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Doods | 7 July 2011 - 4:42pm

I'm like Bryan above

That's why I'm in the Flann O Brien club;

'A pint of plain is your only man.'

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Vorgongod | 7 July 2011 - 6:03pm

The Plain People of Ireland:

O fair enough! Good man, good man! It must be a desperate job thinking out things like that. Couldn't see it at first. Smart boy wanted.

Agreement here too.
(clinks pint glass with Vorgongod)

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Declan | 7 July 2011 - 11:10pm

good man yerself Declan

Out of office right now so can't post link, but if you haven't seen it, there's an amazing you tube clip filmed in Dublin on Bloomsday some time in the 60s. An t-uasal O Nulain is as pissed as pissed can possibly be.

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Vorgongod | 8 July 2011 - 11:53am

Have you

come across a book - A pint of plain by Bill Barich ? Never mind that it references The Quiet Man, it's an amusing ramble in search of the 'traditional pubs' of Ireland.

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Francis Barry-Walsh | 8 July 2011 - 12:04pm

I haven't, Francis

But I'll look out for it. If I can't find it, I'll go to our favourite bookshop (by the British Museum, you know the one) They recently got a book over from Ireland for me.(There are Little Kingdoms by Kevin Barry) btw, in terms of book recommendations, I urge you, in the strongest terms, to get a copy of City of Bohane, the new novel by the same Kevin Barry: it's the best Irish novel I've read in decades....

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Vorgongod | 9 July 2011 - 11:53am

Can't drink

Stella, infact a lot of the big commercial lagers here just leave me feeling rotten the day after. However I now live near a Japanese supermarket now and have become very partial to Asahi Super and Kirin, they keep their taste much better in cans and perfect for an early evening with some pickles and crackers. Really though, can't beat a well poured pint in a quiet pub, so good looking you want to paint it.

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Francis Barry-Walsh | 7 July 2011 - 6:12pm

Remember Caffreys Ale? Now THAT was a hangover...

This was previously mentioned on the classic Drinks We Used To Drink thread, but Caffreys from the mid 90's must go down as giving the nastiest beer hangover ever (described as " giving the worst comedown since heroin withdrawal" .)

The problem lay in the fatal mix of it's 5% strength and how nitrogen was heavily pumped into the ale to make it more creamy. This was a marketing disaster as the hangover from a night on Caffreys was so evil, drinkers wouldn't go near it a second time, leading to it's swift demise

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Ricardo | 7 July 2011 - 8:01pm

F**k yeah!

Back in my ale drinking days I found myself in a sports bar one night where the only ale was Caffrey's. I couldn't leave as we were there to watch a specific match (Madrid v Barcelona, if you must..). Worst night of my drinking life followed by a monstrous hangover. Never touched the stuff again. I didn't realise such an effect was common..

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STD | 7 July 2011 - 8:43pm

Mate of mine

used to mix Caffreys with Hooch (alcopop Lemonade) to make a lethal 'Shandy'.

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Dr Volume | 7 July 2011 - 10:28pm

In Dublin a few years (well about a decade) ago,

I ordered a pint of Caffreys and was surprised to discover it had a Guinness-like consistency quite unlike the John Smith / Worthy / Boddies cousin served in the UK.

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DougieJ | 7 July 2011 - 10:54pm

Hydrogenated Ale?

Barf!

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Dadwardo | 8 July 2011 - 3:05am

I was working for Bass at the time Caffreys Ale

was launched. The brewery in the Andersontown district of Belfast (now there was a place to visit) was trying to come up with a dark stout like brew to compete with Guinness. It was just as the market for "smoothflow" beer was really taking off - Carling Premier was also doing well - basically Black Label more highly chilled and with extra gas to make it more silky.

The stout's proved unremarkable but as an ale (the same brew but brown and with a strong caramel element) tested really well, and so Caffreys Irish Ale was born. And very quickly, they couldn't brew it fast enough. The take up was astonishing. Sales became rationed and big accounts (like the supermarkets) got very stroppy. In the end Bass had to change the description so that they could start brewing it at the Cape Hill brewery in Birmingham.

It was the same time as Hoopers Hooch lemonade (also sold by Bass) went viral and world stocks of green glass were exhausted...

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fortuneight | 8 July 2011 - 10:07am

There's a blast(away) from the past.

Hoopers Hooch. Christ. Not quite the daddy of alcopops, but close (I think Two Dogs alcoholic lemonade wins the prize, doesn't it? That's certainly the first alcopop I can remember.)

Caffreys, Hooch and Two Dogs coincided almost exactly with the end of my sixth form years and the beginning of uni. I drank all of them with some alacrity, not to mention mixing Two Dogs with Stella to create the prototype of a Turbo Shandy.

But the real Don of fucking stupid student drinks was either the Blastaway (Castaway and Diamond White, in a pint. Delicious. Absolute loop-juice) or the Pit Bull (Diamond White and MD 20/20 in a pint. Like a specially formulated serum designed to turn a mild-mannered student into Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier, i.e. a gurning, grinning, invulnerable psychopath).

Why did we *do* this shit to ourselves?

Oh, I remember. Because it was 1996, we were 18, and the most expensive drink in the college bar was £1.20.

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Bob | 8 July 2011 - 6:33pm

Some of the worst hangovers I've had

were from drinking Victoria Bitter when I lived in Oz. [Shudder]

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Brookster | 7 July 2011 - 7:59pm

Stella is ok

in bottles and cans (just clap your hands) but I can't abide it on draught. It's got that nasty acidic taste that you know means you're going to be in trouble later on. I've certainly had one of my worst drinking experiences after just 4 pints of the stuff, so I steer clear.

Tend to be an ale drinker now, but lagerwise, Peroni is definitely worth having, as is Tsing Tao that you tend to get in Chinese Restaurants. It seems to have nothing nasty in it, and goes down far too easily.

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milkybarnick | 7 July 2011 - 8:53pm

I've noticed

a few recommendations for Peroni Nastro Azzurro on this thread. Don't necessarily disagree but I wonder whether this might have something to do with the brilliant marketing of the brand. An Italian guy once told me that it was not regarded well in Italy and there had been a bit of a to-do about the additives it contained. He found it gave him a terrible hangover.

Me, I find Becks is my easily-available bottled beer of choice. Don't mind Bud either.

What really counts though, is the coldness of the bottle. Almost any of the beers mentioned above will have an irresistible appeal if pulled from an ice box on a hot sunny day ;-)

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DougieJ | 7 July 2011 - 11:00pm

Tsing Tsao

is actually a Bavarian lager. The German's had some colonial escapade in China so they had brewing equipment shipped over and built a Bavarian spec brewery, making beer to a German recipe. Eventually it has become Tsing Tsao

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BigJimBob | 8 July 2011 - 11:43am

In my experience ...

it's worth looking for the cans with the stuff that's brewed in Belgium. Far superior taste, if memory serves. These days I tend to stick with Augustiner Helles. Guess where I live ;-)

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engl63 | 7 July 2011 - 9:17pm

and beer money

There's nothing like a champagne hangover ....

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LastRoseofSummer | 7 July 2011 - 10:36pm

First can of the night

almost done, now FUCK OFF!!

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Dave Amitri | 7 July 2011 - 10:52pm

On a beer tasting evening in Brussels last year

I was advised that Leffe is considered with disdain - a factory behind monastery walls, whilst Stella is completely beyond the pale.

It was also remarked upon that pub crawling stag parties are, if not rare in Brussels, then sharply curtailed by the strength of the beer quaffed.

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Steerpike | 7 July 2011 - 11:07pm

evidence for the prosecution

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Steerpike | 7 July 2011 - 11:17pm

Antwerpen

Went on a stag weekend to Antwerp a few years back. What a fantastic place. Like a mini Amsterdam. There was a little bar in the back alleys owned by an Irish couple originally from Clonmel. You ordered your choice of beer via a menu at your table. Every possible Belgian beer under the sun. Fantastic. Nightlife great, including a mini red light district where you can watch Russian gangsters stroke their guns in the bars and Albanian gangs provide the al-fresco entertainment by trying to kill each other with motorcycle chains.

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Six Dog | 8 July 2011 - 11:18am

Hmmm Munchen

where the greatest danger is a clout on the ear from some Fraulein's overspilling uberboobie or Antwerp, where you might have your head sliced in half by a badly aimed motorbike chain. Let me have a think about it...

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STD | 8 July 2011 - 10:00pm

I just

like getting pished

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James Blast | 7 July 2011 - 11:11pm

Stella makes you feel grim

because the bland sweet flavour and cold temp makes 5% beer easy to drink the addtion of maize won't help.

Much better to drink peroni, Schiehallion, one of san smith's brews, or perhaps a budvar or perhaps freedom brewery's lagers or just go German.

Alternativelt have summer ale or perhaps a IPA like white shield or maybe a glass of decent local cider.

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Chris G | 8 July 2011 - 12:18am

Stella Stella Stella - uh! -

Agree with the comments on Stella. I have avoided it for many years on the basis of the hangover. What trumps it here in NZ is Steinlager which seesm to deliver the hangover as you drink it, which hardly seems fair.

I seem to have developed a taste for Crown (Australia) and am quite partial to Macs Gold (NZ). Both taste very nice and not so harmful to the noggin the next day.

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Austin | 8 July 2011 - 4:07am

Off post but If you like good beer and you're in Paris

go to Le Sous Bock near Les Halles (49 rue Saint Honoré
Paris 75001). A fantastic beer menu running to several pages and they're all served in the correct glass. Budget alert: not a cheap night out but worth it, also open very late.

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davebigpicture | 8 July 2011 - 10:15am

"not a cheap night out"

Now that's what I call understatement.

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engl63 | 8 July 2011 - 10:31am

I take it you know the place then?

I should have said "really expensive" I suppose. It used to be our crew bar years ago and we stayed at the Tonic hotel round the corner. Le Sous Bock seemed to have gone upmarket last time I saw it but I was with the family so wasn't able to go in.

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davebigpicture | 8 July 2011 - 10:53am

To be honest...

I didn't mean that particular bar - I meant Paris as a whole. I live in Munich, which is supposedly the most expensive place to live in Germany, and I was in Paris for a weekend a couple of years back. I couldn't believe how expensive it was. Bloody good fun though.

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engl63 | 8 July 2011 - 11:39am

True

France generally seems pretty dear these days although a lot of it is down to the exchange rate.

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davebigpicture | 8 July 2011 - 12:05pm

That's right if you live in Britain ...

But Germany and France are in the Euro zone :-)

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engl63 | 8 July 2011 - 12:10pm

The silver can

Guinness Enigma anyone? Remember that? Draughtflow lager. Didn't really catch on did it? 1995 seems so long ago now...

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herecomesbod | 8 July 2011 - 7:06pm

This just in

Seen in Waitrose tonight - Stella Artoise CIDER! Me, I was buying lemons for a Friday night G&T!

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Twangothan | 8 July 2011 - 8:51pm

This just in

Seen in Waitrose tonight - Stella Artoise CIDER! Me, I was buying lemons for a Friday night G&T!

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Twangothan | 8 July 2011 - 8:51pm

Christ

He's seeing double already.

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Archie Valparaiso | 8 July 2011 - 8:57pm

Cidre surely

stella being dead sophisticated and that being all french ... hang on being Belgian well from Luton but you know this is classy cidre not like strong bow or anything....

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Chris G | 8 July 2011 - 9:00pm

You can definitely taste the world

Famous Belgian apples in it.

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GunsOfBrixton | 8 July 2011 - 9:37pm

Duvel

it means Devil, gorgeous when bought and served in a proper glass at correct temp. in Belgium, Antwerp's good.

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James Blast | 8 July 2011 - 10:36pm

Both Stella and its rival

Grolsch, not to mention other licensed brews have suffered terribly in the UK at the hands of licensed brewers, and aren't a patch on the original brews because of 'substituted ingredients' and adjuncts that wouldn't be allowed in German brews because of their purity laws.

The British seem to be branded as a nation of lager louts because of our apparent lack of taste and discernment yet there are some excellent high-strength beers to be found over here, both home-grown and imported.

Check out http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk for some examples.

Amsterdam Speciality Beers aka Grolsch in Holland produce some very nice high-strength brews. The strongest, Maximator comes in at 11.6% ABV, I don't know if it's available in the UK but it's the nicest strong beer I've ever had.

However it's nowhere near as powerful as Sink the Bismarck from controversial Scottish brewers BrewDog at a staggering 41% ABV.

At £40 a time it's one to be savoured though.

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bassclef (not verified) | 9 July 2011 - 12:19am

Brew Dog....

Haven't tried the rather scary sounding Sink the Bismarck but I can vouch for the quality of their 'Punk IPA'. But then IPA in general is a favourite of mine. Whenever I venture back over the border I find I'm drawn to a nice pint of Deuchars.

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DougieJ | 9 July 2011 - 12:33am

Sink the Bismark:

having tasted it was just publicity stunt not a well balanced or particulalrly drinkable beer. It basically tasted of some hops shaken up in some fairly raw tasting alcohol not something you'd want to drink out of choice (I like hoppy beers). It may improve with age but still not sure it's anything more than hype.

Oddly though one of the great skills which british brewers excel at is making very good flavoursome beers which have low Abv%, many of which confound foreign brewers use to relying on high alcohol to add taste and complexity to beer. Hopefully we'll see more of these moving away from the staple of bland if decent brown session beers.

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Chris G | 9 July 2011 - 7:57am

I haven't tasted it

but BrewDog seem to have mastered the art of free publicity for their more palatable (and affordable) brews.

The demand for more quaffable beers and the binge drinking culture we seem to have created in the UK means stronger beers are frowned on but you do need a decent level of alcohol for the other ingredients to be balanced.

Lower alcohol beers tend to be overhopped to compensate for the lack of body. There are some very nice summer beers with a more floral note without going to the strength of an IPA but for the colder nights you can't beat something a bit more warming.

The larger British brewers and the hops they use for their licensed beers end up shooting wide of the mark of the foreign brewers' continental hops which give a distinctive herbal or floral character to their beers.

The Americans seem to have acquired a dual personality with the rise of the craft brewers against the more commercially motivated larger brewers and their pale, often insipid brews but even these are often much better than their UK manufactured equivalents.

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bassclef (not verified) | 9 July 2011 - 9:50am

Don't agree you need

high alcohol to have a balanced beer in fact it's often a easy way to give body to otherwise not so good beer. Also even in the more hoppy american style beers brewers like Thornbride, Otley, redemption are making excellent world beating beers. Apart from maybe Belgian beers styles British brewers are at the top of their game and that's before we get onto singular classics like White shield, fuller's vintage ale etc.

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Chris G | 9 July 2011 - 4:19pm

High alcohol

vs. low alcohol?

I wasn't suggesting that you need a high level of alcohol, though traditionally a higher ABV (over 5%) is preferred for products that aren't intended to be consumed straight away. I would agree that White Shield and Fuller's are excellent brews. White Shield is an interesting case where opinion forced its American owners to reconsider concentrating on more profitable sources of income, its levels of production being relatively low for a global brewer.

IPAs like White Shield were originally designed for longevity and the rigours of transportation abroad hence its 5.6 ABV.

I agree it's great to see a rise in British craft brewers and a renewed pride and interest in cask and bottled ales.

I do have to take issue with the Government health guidance on alcohol, it's not what you drink, it's how you drink it.

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bassclef (not verified) | 13 July 2011 - 9:59am

yes the strength of individual beers

is no relation to how they are drunk which is why when the paper take brew dogs bait and have fainting fit over a 40% beer "fuelling" binge drinking it is nonsense. If people drank more real/craft beers in good pubs we'd have less "problem drinking". Most of the good beer including lagers tend to be drunk slowly in savouring sort fo way mainly becuase the higher level hops etc makes knocking it back tricky. Always prefer to drink apint of decent beer over 4 of poor stuff.

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Chris G | 13 July 2011 - 12:59pm

Anything over about 13%

Is not really beer...

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Steerpike | 9 July 2011 - 9:26am

Or, in my experience, advisable

.

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Cobweb Steve | 9 July 2011 - 10:06am

the difference maybe?

Stella in UK - drunk in pints, generally over a period of 3 hours (8 to closing time) as a means to get drunk

Stella in Belge - drunk in 25cls, generally for as long as the person wants to stay out as a means to enhance enjoyment of company, location etc

Insert smart arse point about continentals being better at alcohol than Brits here.

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Jon Whitney | 9 July 2011 - 10:35am

Sorry - I have little time

Sorry - I have little time for lagers and anything sold in a tin - with or without widgets.

Next time you go into a supermarket or pub even - check out the real ale alternative. There is a whole new world of drinks out there with far better taste than your chemical lagers and things made under licence in the UK.

I sit here typing and finishing off a bottle of Snecklifter from the Jennings brewery. Available in bottles from most decent supermarkets.

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andrewdavidlong | 9 July 2011 - 8:16pm

Agreed

I got into bottled ales last year. So much nicer than the Eurofizz I used to drink.

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Spartacus Mills | 9 July 2011 - 8:42pm

K2 - anyone remember this brew...

Fullers short lived attempt at a lager. Given their pedigree with London Pride, ESP and Honeydew - I would have hoped for a better stab than this pissy flavourless effort.

Don't get me started on Samuel Smith's - everything they produce tastes of soap. The Smiths pub in Westminster used to be the congregating point from every man in Leeds within the South East. All mad.

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Six Dog | 11 July 2011 - 11:19am

Gah.

Sam Smith's. How well I remember many nights in Durham on the Ayingerbräu (aka Nuclear Lager). I say "remember". I obviously don't.

Horrible stuff, but absolute rocket fuel. On more than one occasion, I stumbled out of the Swan & Three on Elvet Bridge - a Smith's pub - vommed discreetly into a flowerbed and crossed the bridge to Klute (literally the Worst Club In Europe - I understand it was voted as such more than once in the late nineties by the readers of Mixmag). What a classy fellow I was.

Fucking students.

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Bob | 11 July 2011 - 11:37am

Were you at Durham, Bob?

When and which college?

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hazzard | 11 July 2011 - 10:51pm

John's

96-99. You?

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Bob | 12 July 2011 - 11:53am

Me, too.

But somewhat earlier (in the sixties!). John's was almost Victorian in those days and I didn't conform as much as they wanted me to. Loved the position, the whole atmosphere, and the city. When the wild garlic comes out on the riverbank near me I'm instantly transported to the path beside the Wear. Learned to row there. In my day it was Newcastle Exhibition and Vaux's Samson. I could go on but musn't....

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hazzard | 12 July 2011 - 2:07pm

I was a bit of a square peg...

...in the sense of not being religious. It was a little monastic, the atmosphere. But luckily, my friends were square pegs too: we had a brilliant time. I absolutely loved John's, just loved it. I wish I could be 18 again sometimes (not often), but knowing what I know now. ;-)

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Bob | 12 July 2011 - 11:41pm

In my day

we had to be in by 10.30pm or obtain an exeat. We used to come up from the river instead. In my last year they decided to make chapel compulsory. Six of us, including some ordinands, rebelled and we were asked to live outside the main house. We moved into 23 North Bailey and had a great time. They were going to stop us attending the Christmas dinner (very Christian, don't you think?) until the rest of the college rebelled. In those days you weren't allowed alcohol on the premises so it's hard to get my head around the fact that you ran a legit bar there.

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hazzard | 13 July 2011 - 8:53am

Wow

exeats. That was a bygone age. Mind you, I'm old enough so that my first year was the year Hatfield went mixed and Trevs and Marys were still single sex.

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illuminatus | 13 July 2011 - 3:10pm

Several years after I left

I still had the key to Marys...

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hazzard | 13 July 2011 - 3:34pm

Ah, Mary's.

The Virgin Megastore.

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Bob | 13 July 2011 - 7:00pm

Breakfast time at Mary's

was a pretty grisly experience; you didn't half see some sights. And I'm not talking about the food, which was grisly enough.

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illuminatus | 14 July 2011 - 11:59am

God that club

whenever I go to Durham I see to end up in it. Viz could do a whole edition on the going on in there on a Friday night.

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BigJimBob | 12 July 2011 - 10:04am

In my day...

...it was pretty much entirely a student club. Tuesday night was indie night. The decent kids went there, the rahs went to Rixy's and Café Rock on North Road. Don't suppose either exist any more: those North Road places changed hands every ten minutes, seemingly.

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Bob | 12 July 2011 - 11:57am

IIRC

My old (spoddy hill) college used to drink 3% of all Britain's Old Peculier during the mid80s-early 90s. But it might have been XB. It was certainly one of 'em. I remember lots of the college bars selling Warsteiner too. There was in even a German beer festival in the Castle one evening that me and a few mates trolled up to and sampled some very nice stuff, including some very nice wheat beer. All lost in the mists of dementia now, of course. John's College bar did nice Theakstons as well, though my mate was a cider drinker and had a predilection for the Addlestones sheep dip in Cuths.

I am proud to say that, as a student in Durham, I never once set foot inside either Klute or QBall. Life was too short, plus it was too close to all the spew filled flowerbeds outside the Swan and Three :)

We just went up to The Mayfair in Newcastle instead, calling in Trillians first, of course.

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illuminatus | 12 July 2011 - 10:56am

Heheh.

I was the cellarman in John's bar for a year in 1997-8. We did do a nice pint indeed. ;-)

We used to do Newcastle too - anything to avoid Rixy's on North Road - but we always ended up either on the boat or somewhere in the Bigg Market. I can't remember what clubs were available, since I was always blind shitfaced before I even got off the train. Classy, classy days.

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Bob | 12 July 2011 - 11:56am

K2 - there's summit about it

That was my joke.

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Austin | 11 July 2011 - 11:57am

Brew Dog

Can vouchsafe for the full Brew Dog range: Trashy Blonde, Punk IPA,
and 5 A.M. Saint Amber Ale. After drinking the lovely Punk IPA regularly I've found it pretty impossible to go back to bland Italian fizz. The only other bottled beer that runs it a close second for me is Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Just a bit too moreish at 5.6% ABV.

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markunderwood | 11 July 2011 - 10:16pm

The Bellshill correspondent writes...

Just back from Nice. Tried some different French stuff and can report that Monaco Panache was rather bloody good. Didn't know anything about it before. It's a fruity beer but you still know it's a beer if you know what I mean. And when I got back I tried McEwans Champion Ale. Now that was magic, I think it's around 7.2% so again you know it's a proper ale. Can recommend this too, give it a try.

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herecomesbod | 29 July 2011 - 7:04pm

Isn't "Panache " french for shandy

hence the fruity flavour?

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Chris G | 29 July 2011 - 8:37pm

That explains it then

You live and learn. I won't be admitting that I had a 'french shandy' then will I? It was quite lovely though.

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herecomesbod | 3 August 2011 - 8:04pm

Stella Actwat

More aldehydes and ketones than you can shake a shitty stick at, assuming you can still focus at all in the hours before your brain starts to shrink and your liver shudders at its outrageous workload.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 29 July 2011 - 8:06pm

At the risk of showing my age, I can remember...

... when a pint of regular fizzy lager was around 25p. One Friday night - it was payday after all - I felt like living it up and so I ordered a pint of Stella. I gave the bartender a 50p piece. I stood at the bar for about 5 minutes trying to catch the barman's eye. Finally he came over and asked if I wanted anything else. "Just my change" I said. "How much did you give me?" he asked. "50p" I said. "Yeah, that's right" he said. "50p?!!" I said incredulously. "Yeah" he said and walked off.

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Billybob Dylan | 3 August 2011 - 6:47am

At a wedding reception

a friend of mine handed over a fiver to pay for a can - a CAN, mind - of Red Bull. He and the barman stood staring blankly at each other for a few moments until my friend's incredulous expression jogged something in the barman's mind. "Oh!" he says, "sorry..." and completes the transaction by opening the can for him.

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murrance | 3 August 2011 - 11:47am

.

[sorry - brain error]

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murrance | 3 August 2011 - 12:08pm
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