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Last week I received the following dense, labyrinthine work of prose, courtesy of the splendidly-named ‘Turneer Lant’. I have resisted the strong urge to impose my own structure on the work and present it to you as the author intended it to be read. It is titled simply >:-(

Footnotes are available upon request:

>:-(

“Answered, saying 'be not cheerless, o king let to thee, o
slayer of foes. Dhritarashtra said,bring withdrew his eyes,
respectfully refrained from do what would be unpleasant
to me. It was from the rakshasas, and the pisachas, o king,
and diverse any calamity and certainly reaches heaven. By
she lost sound of serge's movements. So, in her reign of
the twentyfifth predecessor of my royal they have received.'
hearing these words of the good english is the son of the
chief. You can we ought to remain among the flowers, instead
by hostile compeers, fell down in that battle, bodies of
horsemen, as these fled in fear. After his hobby, and said
that he had pretty much come libations, impelled by specific
desires, and that.”

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